IIT worst thing you ever did in your life! >Be me 18 yo in

>>739185793
>worst thing you ever did in your life!

didnt pass thermodynamics....

two times in a row

>>739186423
That is pretty bad... Maybe worse than what I did!

More?

nah women deserve this kind of shit. It won't even be hard for her to find another boyfriend so who cares

>>739186546
More what?

>>739186423
>Didn't pass thermodynamics
No worries /b/ro I failed college algebra 3x

>>739185793
Post more of this slut OP

>>739185793
is this a hand guide on babies first pimp?

>>739186599
Any more pictures?

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If you guys have any questions I am open to answer anything about what happened.

any videos?
her tits are great

>>739185793
Tell us more about the blackmail too

>>739186981
I don't usually say much....
Those are nice tits

>>739185793
About a year ago me and my girlfriend were having sex and I noticed someone spying on us from behind the window. I didn't say anything because I thought it was kind of kinky to be watched. Ever since then I've noticed that the creep keeps coming back to watch us fuck. I'm pretty sure he's almost at our house every Friday night hiding somewhere waiting for us to have sex. I still haven't told her abput it yet.

>>739187118
Try to let him join

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>>739187113
Pretty much standard blackmail, do what I say or people you know will see these pics and know you fucked a bunch of people other than your BF.

>>739187292
Nice. Is there anything extreme he made her do?

>>739187211
No... Just no.

Probably the worst thing I have done in my life, my bitch gf lied to me about getting preggo, so i had to take administrative actions...

>gf of 4 years
>she wants kids
>i fucking hate kids

>"cum inside anon, it's super hot"
>not falling for this again nigger, i hate kids
>"no it's okay i'm on birth control"

>cum inside
>shits cash
>ff 1-2 weeks

>i have 4 straight days off work, get back on the third day off after a night with the lads
>take a leak
>shower
>shave
>little cut on jaw from shaving
>little faggot cut wont stop bleeding
>toilet paper on cut, throw it in bin
>bright pink box in bathroom bin, wtf is that shit
>preggo test
>Fuckthisshit.jpeg
>confront bitch gf about it
>"yeah im pregnant"
>argument ensues over her lying to my face
>she refuses to have an abortion
>ff 4-5 days
>I'm pretty tight with my sister, so i tell her whats happened
>sis tells me that access vitamins can give more of a chance of a miscarriage, but only to do that as a last resort
>yeah fuck that shit, plan is already in motion

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>>739187382
Honestly she was already a freak in bed I know he had a threesome with her and another chick.

Honestly she would have been down for just about anything.

>>739187586
Wouldn't you like or what?

>Be me, age 8
>Dad dating pill head with another son who is a few years younger than me
>Hella resentful of him when I was younger, bc he's whiny little shit
>Me and cousins are outside playing with sticks and shit one day, he's there playing with us
>Pretending to be hunters out looking for wild boar or some shit
>See stepmom's son walking out from the house looking for us to come join
>Tell my cousins to squat down low
>"Shhh. Over there in the brush, coming out of the house. Wild hog. You see it?"
>Point to him
>We all nod
>"Keep quiet. We gotta sneak up on him. Take him down stealthy."
>Look down, see large chunk of asphalt just bug enough to fit in hand
>Pick it up and wait for him to get a few steps closer
>Stand up and hurl the fucking thing at the back of his head as hard as I can
>Clonks his ass, leaves a big gash.
>"I GOT HIM, BOYS!"
>Kid starts squealing and we all scramble
>He ends up having to go to the emergency room with stitches in his head
I was an asshole as a kid.

>>739187674
>it's probably a good point in the story to mention that my gf always drinks water, not any water though, it HAS to be flavored, doesn't matter the flavor, she will drink the water.
>also a good point to mention that I myself, am a chef, so at work and at home I have different flavorings/essences, things like wild berry, lemon, strawberry, whatever you get the point faggot

>so i go to the store, buy a shit loads of vitamins in pill form, A/B/C/D all the way to fucking Z
>Now I just need to find a way to get her to take them in bulk
>friend at work put some of my berry flavoring in his water so it's not flavorless

>go to work
>see friend has used my shit
>nigger ask next time faggot.
>wait no... this is perfect, you are forgiven this time for giving me the idea

>finish early
>go home
>crush up vitamins A/B/C/D/Z
>get pan, boil and dissolve the vitamins in the water
>put water in jug, let it cool
>add flavorings

>ngl it smelled and tasted pretty good

>gf finishes work, instantly changes and goes on a jog with her girlfriends
>text her "got you some new healthy stuff for you and the baby!"
>she gets excited
>gets home. sees water in jug/container
>tell her its my own flavoured water, and then show her some random health smoothies in the fridge

>>739187703
ff a few hours, we're cuddling on the sofa
>she starts asking about the water I made her
>mfw she starts begging me for some
>get up, get her the biggest glass I can find, fill that shit to the top
>i just get a coke
>back to the sofa, feelsgoodman
>she chugs that shit and asks for more
>mfw
>get her more water

ff another 2-3 days
She's still drinking the water, on the last bottle of it
>she texts me asking if i can pick her up when she finishes work
>why?
>so we can go to the doctors to get an ultrasound
>of course i will, time to see if my sister wasn't bullshitting.
>3PM, drive to her work, pick her up, go to faggot paki doctor
>she gets lubed up, they put the scanner on her belly, you know the drill

>doctor "Ahh, you see that little blob there, thats the baby"
I start to get worried that i might actually be a father
>doctor "Umm, i cant seem to find a..."
>Calls for several nurses and machines to be immediately taken to our room
>me and gf are like "wtf is going on"
>doctor "i am sorry anon, i cannot seem to find a heartbeat, i will need to further examine
>I am then asked to leave the room, so i leave, hoping that my plan worked

>apparently they found the baby was dead, i wonder how...
>gf is crying, i heard her from the corridor
>the doctors needed to open her up to extract the dead foetus
>as much as i am trying to hold back my own laughter, i am disgusted with myself that i have done this.
>doctors come outside and tell me whats happened, i pretend to look interested and worried.

>>739187770
ff 3-4 days, she is discharged from hospital

>she has a nasty wound/scar on her stomach
>fuck this bitch, she lied to my face
>use her a bit before i decide what i am going to do
>unleash some of my pent up range and anger with her by facefucking her pretty hard, and then make a big mess on her face of her own spit and my cum
>leave her lying on bed in all that mess
>go into bathroom, clean up
>she just looks at me like "why the fuck did you do that so hard"
>me "sorry bitch, i dont do well with lairs, especially those that lie about being on birth control, it's over, pack your shit and leave my house"
>she starts balling, as i start chucking her shit out the door
>tfw she leaves my house in a teary rage, without cleaning her face up.
>i couldn't help but laugh when i finally got my revenge

>>739187698
He's a total stranger... So no.

>>739187694
Why didn't you have a threesome with her and your friend?

>>739187795
Decent and fuck that bitch. She deserves some nigger.

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>>739188249
Not into MMF threesome.

>>739188193
I think i would blindfold her and let him fuck her. But i'm crazy lol

>>739188316
Yeah you are you fucking cuck

>>739188305
Shame. I would have taken advantage as soon as i could. More pics? They're still fucking now?

>>739185793
I got myself in a long distance relationship with the most perfect girl but we had to end it, it would never work with where we are in life and I don't think I'll ever fall in love with anyone again, not like this anyway. All for a bit of happiness, just to end up like this. Fuck my life.

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>>739188512
No they are not fucking. She actually is an Instagram model now.

>>739188305
Facial?

>>739187674
you go on, you have my blessings. fuck that bitch

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>>739188672

>>739188193
tfw he's raping her anytime you or she leaves
tfw she's not telling you
tfw she thinks it's you
tfw you both now have aids

literally no way does this scenario end well for your dumb ass. kill the creepy cuck or get killed.

>>739185793
Bad that you took the time to make all this up and then type it into a Chinese sudoku website.

>>739188672
Instagram model? What does she do?

>>739187702
why has god abandoned us

>>739188830
She is hot on the internet and maybe writes or some shit. IDK actually.

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>>739188830
Just know I have seen some of her modeling pics.

> be me, valet
> notice car pull into drive, its a man and his mother in a rental SUV, parks like a jackass
> attempt to assist with bags
> stop immediately when i realize this guy is offended i am helping him with his bags (you see this shit all the time valeting, people don't feel that your assistance is worth a tip, so they get offended when you try to help)
> before he can get away, his mother says "hey, darling I was wondering... could you clean up the car a little bit? i spilled a thing of milkduds back there. this is for you"
> accept the ten dollars for this easy task graciously, park the car

~a few hours later~

> pick up valet phone
> its the son, says he needs his SUV STAT, he'll be down in 5 minutes
> run about six fucking blocks, because usually if a dudes in a hurry he will throw you a five for rushing. get in the car, slam on the gas and get down to the drive. about 3 1/2 minutes, fuck with me downtown S-----------

> stand near the car with keys in my hand like a dumbass for about ten minutes
> dude comes out about thirty minutes after this. so its been nearly an hour.

( keep in mind my guys, i am sitting here with the car, not retrieving other cars, not taking luggage up for guests, because I am serving this guest. I could leave the keys at the desk and go work on other stuff but all valets are cons just like me and i know if he dropped a ten on me i would only get five back from whoever took the tip from him. when someone makes you wait this long, your "its a 20, fuck yeah" instinct kicks in, because hes obviously being an asshole, the car is just sitting there on the drive blocking other cars, making other drives reverse out into downtown traffic 1way because this giant fuckin SUV can't move until he does. so im pissed but hopeful)

> hand him the keys, get fucking nothing
> think to self "okay, hes going to go get food or something, come back with money and get me"
> give him directions to like 3-4 different restaurants around the city
> send him off and play the waiting game

~a few hours later~

> standing on the drive i notice the guy come back in.
> open his door, open the door for his mom. take his keys, write down his info and shit, give him a new ticket. ask him how dinner was
> dinner was great, he was really happy i recommended this place to him
> again, i get fucking stiffed

>>739187795
well played mate

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> drive his car to the garage to park it. i dont give a fuck at this point so i am texting while im driving it, looking at the gram.
> see some very nice pics of a girl i like, and some other girls i like.
>park the car in the garage. fuck it, i whip my dick out and get in the backseat
>masturbate in this assholes car, it feels great
>straight up bust a nut right on the floor carpeting which is brown so it shows, slightly

>guy stays with us about a week
>retrieving this car every day pretty much, always with no tip. this continues and every time i park the car, i just blow a nut somewhere inside. one time i was going up to get another car, grabbed this cars keys and just went in anyways, it became my masturbation station
>its hot as fuck this summer
>guy is leaving. i am there working in the morning he leaves. because of how this guy doesnt tip at all and is extremely demanding, no one on the crew wants to go get the car. its a waste of time as far as they are concerned
>fuck it, one last time, maybe he will tip big on the way out

>pick up the car, drop it off. put the keys on the desk and go take a dump
>mfw the other valets say he was complaining about sticky shit in his carpet
>tfw i told them i nutted everywhere in the car
>mfw they told me it was because of spilled milkduds melting into the carpet

>>739188766
He could use a condom

>>739187795
its so evil but yet id do the same exact shit. imma actually save this vitamin thing in my little bag of how to get my way.

>>739188957
What

>>739186981
Did you or your friends buttfuck her

>>739185793
>be me 18 virgin, gotten close a few times
>been curious lately, jerk off to gay porn a few times, get head from a coupl craigslist guys
>decide to come out to a small group of people
>go to college
>almost fuck a few grills
>have come out to some college people, the ones it might win favor with and their friends
>start dating some guy who is really into me
>he mostly just gives me head, we almost fucked once but i noped out
>2 months in he's constantly texting, buys me lots of things, very attractive aesthetic built guy
>randomly dump him "I don't see things working out"
>months later he drops out mid semester after finding out I'm fucking girls
>randomly see him at a party
>he says he needs a place to stay
>let him stay at mine for night, get head
>he ends up moving in
>slowly realize I have made him question his entire existence and he is a completely different person, still looks good tho
>last time we did anything was after that party
>live together with this depressed slob for 4months
>worst part was thinking he'd be responsible
>still owes me $400 from over a year ago

>>739187795
Watt pad tier cringe.

>>739189014
The fuck. What a dog. Even if he was just visiting America, it's hard not to know about your tipping rules. This guy's an asshole.

>>739187694
>cow tits.jpg
>average chest
oh boy you are a fucking idiot

>>739189526
Or you could do the job you're paid for, if you want tips start sucking dicks.

>>739189495
so u get but fucked and what?

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>>739189363
Yeah she was down for anal just about any time.

>being born

Have any videos? Your ex is amazing.

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>>739189555
Nice trips. I didn't name that pic actually. Although she did get off on being called fat and ugly.

>>739188550
desperate and in despair
you're a fool who has imprisoned himself

>>739189623
Shes amazingly hot.

>>739188945
And someone still has her naked pics

>>739189596
Go fuck another goat, Mohammed.

>>739187795
why the fuck did you think birth control is 100% effective?
everybody else on the fucking planet knows its not

>>739189526

yes and i had to speak his language too. mexican people go one of two ways, amazing tips or very little tips. euros are worse though. my best tip ever was $450 over a few weeks, it was this fuckin pedophile from mexico who was staying with some kid that was obviously not his. buying her lingerie and shit. helping him up to the room with those bags was probably the dirtiest money i've ever earned

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>>739189791
What do you mean? This is from her Insta?

>>739185793
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

if true you're such a bad person you should like go in jail voluntarily to stay away from people.

>>739187795
I call bullshit
>Takes a couple drinks with vitamins
>Kills unborn baby
>Doctors don't find any trace of you basically poisoning the baby
>Charges are not pressed

>>739188278
>>739188701
>>739189030
Thanks /b/ros

>>739189272
If you're gonna do it how I did it, using water, you really need to flavour it with something strong.
I.e: Banana/strawberry flavouring is weak. however something like lemon/wild berry/orange is really strong and masks the taste of just the vitamins.

Without the flavouring it tastes pretty much like liquidated chalk

>>739185793
like shit, if its true.

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>>739187292
Same girl? And do you have more?

>>739189596
not sure how it is in your area, but in my city valets are paid around $2 USD per hour and survive on tips

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>>739189909
Yes and ya for sure.

>>739189883
that's because doctors dont do investigative work into a miscarriage unless major foul play is involved (usually by a vindictive partner who is drugging the mother). It's not a baby either, it's a fetus, from a medical standpoint.

>>739189909

Oh shit. So is OP lying?

also that means there might be video of her?

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>>739187292
And this is you anon?

>>739185793
Pretty damn bad.

>>739185793
Be me. Be married. Wife convinced me to join the air force so that we can travel on Uncle sams dime. Join. School is 1.5 years long since I am a super tech.
During the school, my new wife comes to live with me. Soon things begin to seem off.
A letter arrives in the mail for her. Hardly closed.
Open it. Read it.
From her BF talking all about their affair and shit. Get super pissed and want to hulk smash her face. Dont hulk smash.
Big fight..treat her like shit for a while.
Pretend I forgive her and that we will work it out.
School over.
Move to middle of bum fuck America. (Secretly requested this shit assignment)
Work my ass off and learn a lot. Super good at my job.
Service is up about 2.5 years later.
Pretend I am going camping with a buddy, but instead have an interview in another state for a good job.
Tell my wife that I have reenlisted.
Get several good offers.
Take Job far away.
Two weeks before the movers are due, I giver the divorce papers and tell her she needs to get the fuck out of the house because the Military wants it back and she cant stay there anymore.
She cried and cried and cried. I told her should not have betrayed me.
It took her like 5 years to save enough money to get out of the fucking town.
I hope she learned her lesson.

>>739188305
Dump more

Can we see a pic of her asshole please.

>>739190008
Pls more anon. Hardcore if you have it

>>739190033
Nope not me.

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>>739185793
Worst thing I did?

Washed out of Air Force Basic Training in July of 2007.

>>739190075
Let's pretend this is true. You wasted 5 years of your life over some whore? And you think you won?

>>739187795
gr8 b8 m8

>>739189986
Sounds like the valets in your city should look for better work.

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>>739190027
Not bullshit these pics were taken by my buddy.

be born

>>739190264
yup. It's not like I could do much else. The military is like prison.
I still had my fun. Plus, it gave me a lot of practice in patients and planing long term.

>>739190304
Well we need to see that pussy

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Didn't focus all of my efforts on staying in South Korea when I had the chance.

>>739190033
holy shit wtf that's illegal to post. reported.

>>739190214
how is that the worst thing youve done? That's not even like a moral or ethical question, just a failure on your end to complete a goal.
If that's the absolute worst thing you've done, i want your life anon.

>>739190304

Have videos? Since that gif exists?

>>739190304
I went to osu pls more anon.

>>739190264
He let her hang on for 2.5 years, then after he dumped it took her 5 years to get out.
Volunteering for a shit assignment just to get vengeance on a dependopotomus is a bit much.
Just a pinch of autism. But that's normal in the AF.

>>739190420
>420
sauce? seems interesting

>>739190427
Why would this be illegal?

>>739190430
It happened right out of high school, and paved the way for future failures. My life would be a lot simpler had I just stayed in, but I couldn't hack it. I can never reenlist in any branch of the military.

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>>739190431
Ya there are vids and what years at OSU what major?

>>739190513
oh ok, i was assuming worst is like emotionally the worst thing you've done to another person, but yours is more "worst life-altering decision".
what's the worst thing you've done that involves another person?

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>>739190501
Where do you see "420?"

>>739190523

Can you please post any videos? Would really be grateful!

>>739190214
>>739190430
I did USAF. Basic was pretty much 6 weeks of summer camp. It was a god damned breeze. He's admitting he's literally retarded, unable to exercise a modicum and fold some underwear. If my nerdy ass could do it, any of you fags should be able to manage.

>>739190523
EE I dropped out in '09 when I couldn't pass calc 2

>>739190592
Can't really say, tbh. My life's pretty much been a one-player campaign. Haven't even had a gf since 2005, and even then, it only lasted 2 weeks.

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>I deep fried corn on the cob
>and ate it
>sick for 2 days
>mfw
true story, some very potent marijuana may have been involved. College brings out the animal inside you, survive by any means necessary

>>739190304
Wheres the ass shots man

>>739190619
The exercises and mundane things (like folding underwear) wasn't the problem. It was a personality/adjustment disorder. RE-2C.

>>739190523
What's her name?

>>739189883
she took fucking vitamins you retard. No proof

>>739190481
in general the military brainwashes you. So, I was already a bit fucked in the head.
Took a long time to get more or less back to a normal person.

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>>739190618
Probably no.

>>739190594
your post number

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>>739190656
You just missed me and all the Stillwater sluts I have then too bad.

>>739190772

Come on you can do it. You are already posting a lot. Plus a gif already exists :p

>>739190772
Not that anon but aww. She looks amazing.
You were lucky fucking that gurl.

>>739190732
>>739190759
See, the trick is to be a personality lacking square form the get go. They can't wash a clean slate.
> idea.blackman.jpeg
Hope you've got your mental shit in order.

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>>739190744
Not going to Dox her that bad man.

>>739190619
It could have been a multitude of things, just because something was easy for you doesnt mean it's easy for everyone anon.

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>>739190819
Ah...so it was.

In any case, that original post number's pic was taken over the Han River, on a train.

>>739190913
Mean first name

>>739190619
not basic you fuck wit. My AFAC was 1.5 years.
It was basically cracking messages in foreign languages. But the 1st year is intense language school.

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>>739190886
That's the thing though: I was fighting (verbally) with my recruiter *every time* I had to go see him. I straight up told him repeatedly that I didn't want to enlist, but I had no other choice (parents forced me to either enlist or become homeless before finishing high school...or go move with evangelical aunt and uncle, who would have given me the same former ultimatum).

>>739190772
because you're a faggot who's posing

everything about this is bullshit.. girls nudes have been floating around forever, you pulled these off other threads and made up this bullshit story

>>739190913
So which pics did your mate use? Her facialized?

>>739185793
Personally, you seem like a bit of a shitty person(i.e. self centered, uncaring, etc.). Do does your gf for thinking thats funny. Im not too worried though. People like you tend to get worked out ny experiencing harsh life lessons from that kind of behavior. For example, what is she likley to be able to do to you from having that kind of cold callousness. Id say look out for your just comeuppance but i doubt you have the foresight and intelligence to see it coming.

>>739191048
You gotta admit, the AF wasnt actually that bad. I mean, it was more or less like a normal job. Except you get paid with peanuts.

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>>739191001
> I-can't-differentiate-between-comments-and-think-they're-all-aimed-at-me the comment

>>739190971
Her first name makes her really easy to find by first name.

>>739191092
Posting OC
>found these online

>>739186423
How?! I'm assuming you're studying some type of engineering and thermo was one of the easiest "advanced" courses for me (compared to fluids, FEA, etc...) How did you even manage to stay in school?

>>739191048
I was just taking the piss out of you. Hope you got out of hell, buddy.

Worst thing you did was pass copypasta off as your own? Wow youre pretty fucking lame op

>>739191092

That's what im thinking. Also a gif exists. So that means her stuff has been floating around.

Also if he doesn't give a shit about her, why couldn't he just unload everything including videos?

Doesn't add up

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>>739191175
I didn't get the full story I was really only part if it when she and I were together.

>>739191252
>OC
>Bullshit

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>>739191232
Are you butthurt? cuz..thats how it sounds when someone is butthurt.

>>739185793
Made my girlfriend watch as I fucked a twink in our bed.

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>>739191191
That's what the Drills kept saying....minus the peanuts part.
>they said that in the ____ the pay is mighty fine!
>they give you $100, and they take back 99.

>>739191268
I thought I had, but little did I know I was just walking into it.

>>739191351
Dude you are not helping your case

>>739187795

Nothing personal, kid.

>>739187703
>fucks without rubber
>tries to abort with vitamins
>boils vitamins
you don't deserve offspring
but you do deserve a female devil in the hell you made vourself

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>>739191492
LoL I am not trying to make any case? What case does it seem like I am making?

>>739191412
I know its cliche, but its all what you make of it.
It can be a lot of fun at time.
Of course, I guess we tend to remember the good parts later and not all the shit.
Like some jumped up little fucking new staff Sargent who loved to order people around since he was bullied in high school and you are not even allowed to punch him in the face.

>>739191565
Hey fucker, what's your problem with boiling vitamins?

post the vid fuck it

>>739191568
A. That this is OC

and

B. That you're not some lonely fat fuck pretending to have done this to make yourself feel better

>>739186614
yeah, but i have only 1 try left. and its in 2 weeks.

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>>739191791
Not trying to make a case for A

I thought B was a given?

>>739185793
I knocked out my female cousin during sparring now I'm banned from my aunt house

>>739191901
any of her sucking dick?

Pretty sure OP is fake. Just found another picture of this girl that comes after a picture he posted in here claiming its OC.

:/

So it confirms her pics are online which we already knew because that gif was posted.

>>739191901
suck suck suuuck :)

>>739191701
some of them stop functioning the way they do unboiled, shithead!
science, bitch!

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>>739192137
Probably fake, but her insta has a shit ton of stuff about anti revenge porn and how she was Blackmailed.....

She is a panelist

>>739192426

Hmmm

Well either way pics of her are out there. Someone else posted the gif not OP.

That means OP or his friend have leaked her pics before (if he's legit).

Which ok. Then why doesn't he post the videos? Doesn't make sense when he just wrote out a long story talking about how he ruined her life. But now he's being protective.

>>739185793
You should feel bad for posting this fake story

>>739191791
I don't know... I ran the archive and the pictures...

>>739192616

So post the videos?

http://8ch.pl/shame/res/461.html

not OC

>>739185793
Me & my girlfriend went to EDC last month and I believe we were roofied by another couple. I woke up in the middle of night with zero memory of what happened only to find the girl we had met riding me while her boyfriend was fucking my passed out girlfriend. I should have stopped them but I was enjoying it to much too.

>>739192725
Just found the pictures.

>>739186423
I dropped precalc twice. I wasn't failing, but as a 5 credit hours course it was too much in conjunction with the others.

>>739192837
Where?

>>739191568
That this is all real, ya dumb cunt

>>739192750
Thanks you...so much.

>>739190420

I'll bet North Korea sucks, dude.

>>739192750
Nice ya that is like 95% dump!

I did not post that either..

You guys found so much shit here is a vid.

>>739186981
Nobody wants to ask you questions, we want more pictures faggot

>>739192928
The archive. Newfag.

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>>739193121
Top notch detective work all.

https://mega.nz/#!6hhwRarZ!xt2u_EoAdywTKqU2Skx0D1QQs5uJSXsnHjKTecSID-s

>>739190427
>holy shit wtf that's illegal to post. reported.

holy shit wtf you're a fucking dufus

Op is full of shit

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>>739193066
Actually, no. But, I was referring to South Korea.

>>739190427
lmaoooo wasn't what you were doing with her pics?

>>739193330

Yeah, if true, OP's gonna get his someday.

>>739193187


so grainy my dude

>>739193220
newfag op is always fuyll of shit
being a fagot n all it just keeps getting pushed in

>>739193516
>>739193550

You guys still fell for it anyways. So easy to fool you stupid idiots. Now you're all butt hurt by it LOL.

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>>739185793
failed college algebra three times over

>>739193623

>3edgy5me

>>739193623
on my side I ain't i find that hilarious

>>739193623
I didnt care in the first. Still dont,got to see some awesome tits and a hot girl. Thats a win in my book :D

>>739193732
Because the shipment is actually higher than what the watch is worth. That's why.

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I jacked off using the sisters hand while she slept. Wiped my cum on her lips. Came on her ass. Fingered her all in her sleep. I sucked her titties and came on them. She has no idea the shit I've done to her.

Pic related

>>739190299
Sounds like you should park your own car a couple miles from the hotel

>>739189890
I am 100% sure I have read this before , I might even have it in a screenshot

>>739186423
>emag
>remag
>threemag
>management

>>739185793
you should feel as bad as your wife does

>>739185793
I made my girlfriend fuck my best friend despite her not wanting too. I had never seen her cry that much in my life before when the tip of his cock started going inside her...

>>739187702
Knew a kid like you, this sounds so edgy but i left him in a canyon. Not dead or anything just messed up

>>739194494
Nice! how did that end?

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>>739194071
you sleep with nuns? cool dude.

>>739185793
>Wife thinks it's funny
She's gonna cuck you son.

>>739193187
I'd rather have the pic with dick

>>739194574
Lots of crying and begging. She spent all her tears in like the first 10 minutes of sex and by the end of it all she was sobbing into her hand quietly and almost lifeless.

I kind of felt bad for her but I honestly didn't think it was so bad.

>>739185793
worst thing i've ever done in my life, i'll try to make it short
>be me, 15, nolifer gamer guy, 6am-1am daily routine play pc, fuck it.
>meet qt3.14 latina online, 12, does anything i want, makes me remember her name, is obsessed with me
>date online off and on for years
>one day she tells me about a boy that's trying to fuck her
>tell her we're going nowhere, and she should pursue that relationship
>we split, but it's cool because i've been chatting with a different girl
>be me 17, been playing with a girl on a game for years, like her, get to know her
>she's in foster care, 15, bisexual, has a male cousin living around the same area as her, plays same game
>she grows tired of the server we've been playing on for about a few months, mentions her friend is making his own server and wants her to be a gm
>tell her that's cool, agree to join her when the server is running
>few weeks later i tell her i like her
>she starts acting distant af
>message her cousin ask him wasup
>he says he can't say because she wanted him to stay silent
>im stuck, dunno wtf to do, fuck it, she wants to be distant? i'll just go see another girl
>start hanging out with a different crowd
>my name was mazera deville, i guess that fucking means something in brazil, the brazillians all liked me, and i kicked a lot of ass in pvp, which was the hang out spot
>cousin messages me and asks wtf i did
>lolidk im flirting with another girl y?
>cousin says "dude she likes you, what are you doing?"
>shiiiiet, she didnt give me any clues other than being distant af
>tell her well im seeing someone else since she seemed to not have any interest in me anymore
>she gets depressed, quits, dont see her for months
>i get tired of the br's and decide to hit up that one server
>level up, gear up, hit up pvp with old build i learned from a guy named iceman
>legit af build, has only 2 weaknesses out of the many possible combinations
>there she is in pvp, kanakei, she always uses the same name

>>739194071
She knows.
I thought you should know that, so you can make the next step of wincest.

>>739195672
>she starts trying to kill me, quickly realizes im good at pvp, can't damage me enough, regerating hp too quickly
>i start hangin out with her under a different identity
>she doesn't realize it's me, and she's seeing someone new, blowing ingame kisses n shit
>i just get to know the new girl, for now
>eventually i get gud with the new girl, she falls for me
>sends me nudes of her, didnt even ask lolk
>tell kanakei who i am after that, and the new girl suggests that we should all be together
>kanakei doesn't like it, she doesn't like me
>she says something, we get in to the conversation about what happened before she quit
>shit escalates somehow, i start bad mouthing her dead parents that were shot in front of her
>realize what i've fuckin done after she leaves the game
>tell me friend to hold my gear, im making a new account before this one gets banned LOL
>make a female account, go back in to pvp, same class, same tactics, different name and gender
>kanakei doesn't realize a thing
>tell the new girl who i am, we secretly see each other behind her back
>i quit to play a different game, we still message each other on messenger n shit
>eventually that new server loses it's business, shuts down
>start chatting with a different girl on this other game im playing
>saosinX i believe her ign was
>she puerto rican, i dont believe i ever got her real name lmao
>tell that other girl about her, and she gets pissed and doesnt want to see me again, klol
>puerto rican girl sends nudes after i ask for them one day
>we have phone sex, beta af
>eventually meet another girl on that game
>i didnt like her at first, i just wanted her to power level me
>i liked a coat a guy was wearing, and she bought it for me for like 700k, which was a lot in that game
>thanked her, got her MSN, chatting with her and the other girl off and on for a year
>get caught in game, the 2 meet, get pissed at me, tells me to choose one, i tell them to give me time to think
>they fuckin wait?

>>739185793
I failed Imperative Programming two times . I study Computer Science..

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>>739187118
I'm guessing he looks from the now only white side of the house?

>>739192426
Link to insta?

One

>>739196601
>choose the older woman, she's 42 at the time
>i chose her because she has money and i know i'd be able to fuck her
>she's damaged goods, i got her to divorce her husband of 24 years and quit drinking and quit fucking him
>she had to drink to fuck him she says
>mother of 4, one of the guys is 19, a year older than me
>one day, after web camming my dick, says she wants to fuck, arranges a flight to my state, tells family it's a business trip
>she rents a hotel, comes to pick me up
>my mom is pissed that im gettin pussy that's older than hers, my sister's dad cheers me on, could see the tear shed from his eye, so proud of me gettin some pussy
>bye mom, we go off, then fuck like rabbits for the next 3 days
>drops me off at home, mom upset, crying, sister's dad consoling her while congratulating me, didnt think i had it in me he said
>get back online like nothing happened, autistic af
>start messaging another girl, i think of this girl like a sister that wants to fuck me
>tell her on a public forum on her profile that someday i'd like to cook for her
>woman i fucked gets wrong idea, gets jealous, relives the time when i saw her and the puerto rican girl at the same time
>breaks up with me, wuuut but bby ilu <3334566789
>doesn't work, fuck it, tried to hit on other girls since then, hasnt really worked out the same
>ff years later
>be me, 21, working dead end jobs, moved from washington to hawaii
>chillin with friends, drinking and smoking lots
>cant really afford hawaii with my shitty jobs, back then minimum wage was 7.25 in hawaii no fuckin joke
>that's literally one gallon of milk there
>try getting with girls in hawaii, not really working out there because any girl you see there unless of asian decent, has probably fucked your best friend within the last year or 2
>that shit gets awkward.
oh you trying to fuck "________"? yeah she a freak, but i'll tell you what she likes
>yeah no thanks bro, im not lookin to kiss the lips of where your dick has been..

Two

>>739197489
Does this boring ass story have a point?

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>>739190033
Lmao. Dude you are Shao Kahn's son....

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>>739196601
>>739195672
>>739197489

>>739190214
What's up Tim

>>739197489
last one
>chat with girls online again
>find some asian in cali
>web camming, sexting
>one day she says she's coming to hawaii to visit family, fuckin awesome we can meet up and fuck right?
>wrong.
>she absolutely refuses to see me while she's there
>question her, wtf?
>too shy, just doesn't want to see me
>omfg ffs you're done girl
>i break that off, because wtf right?
>her twin sister, which is like 100lbs lighter, starts texting me
>i do the same routine i did with her sister, but you see this one isn't a shy bitch
>we start sexting, but eventually her sister finds out
>well that's fucked, sister gets sad, the other one realizes that, doesn't want to ruin their sisterly relationship, breaks it off with me
>i get it, i'd do the same with my brother if that situation arouse
>since then i've tried but failed at finding a new gf, even tried to go for fat girls, but they thought i was just joking and only interested in fucking their skinny friends, she they never budged
im 28 now, haven't had any pussy over the age of 18 since i was 18
i've had child pussy, and dog pussy tho, but it's just not the same, no emotional connection

>>739191264
ehh ok ?
Only because its easy to you it needs to be easy to me ?

But yeah youre right. I underestimated it, Im a bad student in general, and i didnt make the exercises when i should have because they were optional and i focused on theoretical physics.

You know, physical chemistry can be easy. Everything can be easy. But you need time to wrap your head around every aspect of it. To me, theoretical chemistry is easier than physical chemistry, because i have a intuitive understanding of quantum mechs.

That still didnt help me.

>>739198162
>>739198111
lol thanks
im a pedophile now, i realized that when the 11 year old neighbor, cutest girl in the world, came over one day and asked for my sister, she had the most heavenly voice, perfect facial structure, long beautiful brown hair, some freckles on her cheeks and nose, she was dressed in an all black lolita dress, had a black bow in her hair
i knew that had to be a fucking fbi trap, what parents dresses their kid up like that right?
i could have fucked her right then and there, but good thing i didnt, minutes later the family came home
on another day she came over for a swim in the pool, one piece swimsuit, could see the cameltoe MMPH!
after she changes in the bathroom and got dry, we played hide and seek, i chose my brother's room, he wasnt home, my sister was it, and there was another girl chose my sister's room
the girl i been talking about couldn't decide, so she chose the room i was in too, told me to block the door with the couch
lolk did it
waiting forever, we talk about random stuff, giggling cuz sister can't find us, btw i was about 20 at this time
sister shouts that she lost and cant find us, so come out
i move couch and im about to open the door, when addie, the girl i been talking about, decides that it's not time for me to leave yet
she goes in front of me, and puts her ass on my dick
at first i think nothing of it, then i grab her with both hands, around her waist, and then i realize wait... i could get in to some serious shit if anyone caught us in this position
tried to move her but she was like a rocking boulder, with a soft ass gently bouncing on my dick, i started to feel a chub coming on
nope im not going to jail for this, i know she wants my cock in her ass but not today
i pick her up and throw her on my brother's bed, she just looks at me with those bedroom eyes like she reallllly wants to fuck, i quickly leave and go back to my pc to game some more, dont think anything of it until later on

>>739198162
stop it.
get some help.

what kind of twin are we talking about here?

>>739199246
she was in the way of my gettin in to the kitchen, and when i said excuse me, she lifted up her arms and put her hands by my cheeks and just stared in to my eyes, my mom was watching, i looked her mom, she was like "wut"
i looked back at addie, she snapped out of it thankfully, and moved out of the way
last day i seen her, me, my sister, her friend, and addie were messing around making bead bracelets, i was helping my sister cuz i had fuck all to do
addie makes a bracelet that reads xsockx
we all tried to pronounce it
addie says "i think it sounds like cock"
i go silent, then laugh and say no way
i bolt out of the room, go back to gaming, dont acknowledge her anymore for the rest of the day, after that day, she never came over again, mom wasnt around either, i told my brother about what she said, and i have a hunch that she may be getting sexually abused by her brother or something like that, my brother was just stunned at the shit i had to say, he couldnt believe a girl like that existed
i never told mom, cuz she's a feminist

>>739199247
twin sisters, like tia and tamera, except one was fat, the other was skinny

>>739199247
to quote a tiny Mexican girl, why not both?

>>739199878
because the fat one decided to stop web camming me, and didnt want to talk as much, says i upset her
i'll not be having any of that

>>739185793
feeling bad or not is a choice you make.
It's also a choice that determines if you are an asshole or not.