To those who reported me, I'm still waiting for the

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Id even know who you are :(

27.620, -85.130
Depth 1850ft
Heading 265°
Distance 125 nautical miles out of John's Pass

>>739163604
for what were you reported?

There are two steel barrels. Each contains a female body. A Canadian mother and daughter. They were tourists. Missing since 1998.

This location is also a former explosive disposal site used by the military until 1970.

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>>739163604
>>739163883
uh-huh....

>>739163965
Nobody said it was a picture of the exact barrels dumb fuck

Names?

>>739163761
I can drive down there.

Still waiting for the names..

>>739164212
Are you James Cameron?

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Cool thread op. Should be posting on pol.. less retards. Cut your losses and report over there /pol/

>>739164263
Mom starts with a K. Daughter an E.

>>739164370
From Windsor Ontario

>>739164370
Just tell us the names you faggot

whats it like to kill people OP

>>739164456
Uhmm no. Do your own work

>>739164546

I enter Central Park, it's dark
It's winter in December
I see my target, put my car in park
And approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda
And I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider
Hi there girl, you mighta
Heard of me before, see whore
You're the kind of girl that I'd a-
-ssault and rape, then figure
Why not try to make your pussy wider
Fuck you with an umbrella
Then open it up while the shit's inside ya
I'm the kind of guy that's mild
But I might flip and get a little bit wilder

>>739164546
I really don't see what the big deal is. Just kinda meh

>>739164552
Op never delivers

>>739164566

As soon as they're out her with formalde-
-hyde and cyanide
Girl you can try and hide
You can try to scream louder
No need for no gunpowder
That only takes all the fun outta
Murderin'
I'd rather go vinn-vinn
And now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do
When I cut right through your scalp, uhh
Shit, wait a minute, I mean skull
My knife seems dull
Pull another one out, uh


So dark and so cold
My friends don't know this other side of me
There's a monster inside of me
It's quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can't see what I can see
There's a vacancy in my tummy
It's making me play hide-and-seek
Like Jason, I'm so hungry
She's naked, see, no privacy
But I can see she wants me
So patient, see, I try to be
But gee, why does she taunt me?

>>739164608


Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep
And I creep right through the front, see
So blatantly, but silently
'Cause I know that she's sound sleep
"Who's waking me so violently
And why's he on top of me?"
"He's raping me" she tries to scream
"Somebody please get him off me
He's taping me, he's biting me
He's laughing like it's funny"


She's scraping me, she's fighting me
She's scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no dice, you see
I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan, gee, what a sight to see
I'm dancing in my red panties
I'm crazy, but it's alright with me
Man, life can be so empty
Stay away from me 'cause I'm dancing
To quite a different drumbeat

>>739164604
OP delivered quite a bit. Stop being lazy

>>739164638


Better try to stay wide awake
Or you might end up found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep
Bitch, it's your soul I'mma try to take
Pray for light of day right away
Why do they try to fight today?
I must make them pay twice as much
Might as well put the knife away


Or you might end up found dead by the lake

Or you might end up found dead by the lake

Or you might end up found dead by the lake

>>739163997
>I literally zero proof
>why won't you take my word for it

Cause you're a faggot.

Now I use power tools, how 'bout now
Are you in the shower?
Scour you for six hours
'Til outage of power outlets
How did you figure out
I was down in your basement now, ya
Must've just heard the sound
Of my stomach growling from down there
Prowler, there's no one fouler
Bound ya, that's how they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown ya
With piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power
Such prowess
Look how you cower
Jump out on you now
Like I was a Jawa from fucking Star Wars
Jabba the Hutt, beddy-bye-bye, beddy-bye-bye
It's time to die-die
Ought to not even bother to scream
It don't even matter
Amazing when grazing skin
With these razor blades he waves at ya
Not your everyday Damien
Bathe me in holy water
Nothing like Son of Sam
So please understand
There's no gun in hand
Where's the thrill in the hunt?
There's no fun in that
Here I come with axe
Fun to act like lumberjack
When I'm hacking 'em up with that
What was that?
Dial 9-1-1
Someone's coming in from the back

>>739164673
Any news articles or newspapers reporting what happened to them?

>>739164703
Ever fist a clenched anus? There's a distinct pop followed by a feeling of tearing

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>>739163997
You convinced me.
I'm there now, posting from under water.
Found the barrels.
Opening...
...
...
Oh...
... Em...
.....
....Geeeez!!!
I just saved $15 on my hamster insurance with Shmeiko!

>>739163604
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>>739164552

Your so full of shit.

Really their names began with Z and F and they were originally from Namibia

I am really the OP

>>739165818
No you!

>>739163965
>safe_image.jpg

>>739164737
asked for the same thing yesterday and we never got it. pretty sure this is bait, he offers no proof.

>>739168059
If true, perhaps OP is posing a challenge or not wanting to give investigators too much info.

>>739164370
Hey OP, Katherine and Emma? I'm on to you. Better start running!

Posted a few red hearings I see OP. This didn't occur in 1998 did it?

Come clean OP. I know you did this, but aren't giving us the details. You are purposely changing somethings to throw off the police.

>>739171781
You're really just enjoying the bait aren't you?

>>739172176
No, I just know OP is not full of shit.

>>739163883

>Canadians
>the people who elected Trudeau
>twice

I can't be bothered to give a fuck famalam, fuck Canada to hell.

https://web app.navionics.com/?lang=en#boating@10&key=%7Duqg~vcfO

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>>739163604
You're going down buster

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>>739163604
Brahh they wont cuz you are about that race, they only check the immigrants

1998 was what, like 40 years ago?
saltwater melted those steel drums, that is what salty seawater does.

>>739174543
I see your math skills have not improved since last night...

>>739174543
They have probably not degraded completely in 19 years, but no doubt have sunken into the sediment...

I cut just a bit deep into mom when I opened up her belly. Spilling some of the contents of her large intestine (shit) onto the deck...lol

>>739173723
Reddit, Buzzfeed, 4chan and googling prostate massager. People like you are worse than any sociopath.

>>739175077
It pretty much at this point daughter realized this was real and wasn't going to end well for either of them...

>>739164566
One of Eminems best songs imo

The tissues between the posterior fornix and the anterior colon are incredibly thin and easily bisected...

>>739175404
Turned her taint into a nice carry handle

>>739163604
you got reported for a burrito?

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>>739175664
OP was pretending to be captain ron and was found out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaNjXwElAUE

You would not believe the quantity and toughness of the connective tissues between organs. Once you make it through the diaphragm and into the thoracic cavity the heart and lungs come out easy peasy...

>>739176709
Sadly, mom didn't make it to that point. It seems once the liver and kidneys come out that's it...

>>739163604
you said be careful because its a dumping area for ww2 era explosive,
well if you really killed someone you would not care about someone to blew up in the ocean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSxD-lgsw-w
setting the mood for captain ron.

>>739176872
Just a friendly warning, that's all. But you're right I couldn't care any less. Anyone willing to go bumping around in a field full of old unstable bombs gets what they deserve.

Here's a point you missed....it's in 1800 feet of water dipshit. Ain't nobody going down there!

>>739164566
>>739164608
>>739164638
>>739164674
>>739164735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXLsVLlbyb4

>>739177200
Do you have any proof that this is even true?

>>739177496
no, it's just a larp. not even a good one, no false leads etc etc.

>>739173354
lel
amerifag top kek.

>>739173354
why would you care about canadian politic ?

after all you got trump its almost more worse.

>>739177496
You mean do I have pictures? No.
There was a small article in a local beach paper in 1998, but the have since folded and there are no online archives. I have given a position, depth, bearing and distance from a known location.

Did I think then that in 19 years I would need to prove myself to some random image board users? No.

I couldn't care any less if any of believe me. Just keep an eye on your wives, girlfriends and daughters...

>>739177833
I have none so im free for now, anyway more questions if i may,
Did you dump them off a boat,
How did you acctually kill them before the dump

>>739177948
Ya don't get 125 nautical miles out into the ocean without a boat...just saying

I gutted mom alive as she hung upside down from a tender davit.

After having all sorts of nasty fun with the daughter I used her as a punching bag...

>>739178174
She was still gurgling and bubbling blood from her nose when I put the lid on...lol

>>739178345
who the mom or the daughter?

>>739178418
The daughter

>>739178418
Probably he means daughter if he gutted the mom

>>739178174
Damn and im a sea fairing noob, dont judge ;-;
Ok another few, if u dont mind me asking was there a reason why you chose them?
What age gap are you in now and where did u get the barrels from

>>739163604
How old were you in '98?

>>739163604
They just called and asked for your address post it pussy

Now that's what I call edgy.

>>739164263
Still waiting for the memes..

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>>739178747

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>>739163604
Damn fine cup of troll!

>>739178571
They chose me actually. They were drunk and complimented me on my boat. It really is a nice boat! Then they asked if I would take them for a ride. No witnesses...a perfect set of circumstances really. Welcome aboard ladies! Is this your first time on a boat?...lmao

I was in my thirties then.

>>739178844
the perfect setting, i presume you had the barrels on your boat already?

>>739178571
The barrels came from a local supplier. The make excellent bouys for marking crab and lobster pots

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>>739178844
Why don't you just greentext it so people don't have to keep asking questions?

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>>739163604
White boi try to be serial killer
Reeeeee
Plot twist: arrested for raping squirrels before he commits first murder
Reeeeee
You so edgy me love you long time
Reeeee

>>739178958
>739178958
I do love a good crab

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>>739163604
Meet me here anon:
935 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, D.C.,

>>739163604
You are evil man yesterday o call policia you shall pay for your wrongdoing people are very anger by your evil in my country we cross tou for hurting the child of my man

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>>739163604
Your such a sick fuck I'm calling dea nigger

>>739179053
He's in Florida, dip shit.

>>739163604
Who do you think you are polluting this world with filth bro. God will Judge you for this atrocity and I will laugh as you are cast into the pit and forever forgotten.

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>>739163604
Anyone have number for 911?

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>>739163604
Put me in screencap. J5

>>739179276
by number you mean website IP ?

>>739178844
Call me real quick bro I can't leave this number up long 813 2531000

>>739163604
http://youtu.be/YcL7GKof1wg

>>739178844
Tits or gtfo

>>739179251
There is no God...

>>739179456
report back if u get a call anon

>>739168304
Perhaps Op is full of shit, and thats why he has no proof.

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>>739178844
White boi has boat
Reeeee
White boi will be lonely imprisoned forever
Reeeeee
White boi like compliment
Pro tip: bubba is real nice when you put out
Reeeeeee

>>739179594
reeee is the worst meme going

>>739178844
Op has no balls I say if someone rolls dubs post pic if someone gets trips post your address

>>739177833
Lmao oh yeah what are you going to do to my daughter internet tough goy? >>739178844

so whered you get the barrels? have yoh killed others?

>>739179657
Where did that meme come from?

>>739179718
league

>>739178844
Killing defenseless women doesn't make you a badass faggot. I'm texting governor right now we won't stand for this shit seamen killer

>>739163604
>>739163604
>two missing canadians
>mother and daughter
>1998
Did a little research on this yesterday and found zero. Not a single story online that matches these details.

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>>739178844
Is it true you are called seamen killer cause you jack off in your hand before smothering the chicks with the same hand?

>>739178844

so let me get this straight youre bragging about letting two idiots on your boat killing them using them as punching bags then magically getting two barrels and throwing them overboard? so you're probably early 50's now... what kind of boat?

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>>739178844
You so sexy semen killer
Reeeeee
Have you sexy times many.boats?
Reeeeeeeee

>>739179937
he already explained that he was using the barrels as crab pot buoys.

>>739164786
What else got done?

>>739179897
lmao lets cover the crimescene with as much dna as possible!

"dont make me turn this rape into a murder!" -OP actually said that the ghost of gutless barrell mom said it to me while she was wheezing and making gurgling noises

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>>739178958
Text me your name faggot I report you to fbn

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>>739178844
>Perfect set of circumstances
>Bimbo tourists like my boat
>no witnesses
>kill them
>chop them up and put in 55 gallon drums I store my anal lube in(also on boat)
>Im almost a 60 year old wizard reporting my crimes to kids who jerk off to traps and trump

You are a dirty AANC

>>739180061
after 20 years or so all the skin would have decayed so there would be no dna left behind anyway

>>739180134
you don't know much about dna right ?

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>>739163604
Plot twist: FBI confirm aqua man investigating

>>739180205
The dna will quickly dissolve in water and due to the high concentration of salt in the water will neutralize the charges on the sugar phosphate backbone

>>739175206
>being this fucking new

>>739180205
why da fuk do u think police cant trace murder weapons like guns after theyve been retrieved from underwater

>>739178844
So seamen killer what's it like getting old and only able to kill cats now

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>>739178844
RIP to seamen killer I can confirm FBI shot him yesterday. Pic related.

>>739180423
Getting old sux. I have no such desires anymore...

I sometimes see them in my dreams. Nothing haunting, just reliving the moment. I usually will wake up with an erection...

What to know something? Sometimes I feel bad because I don't feel guilty about it...

>>739164566
As soon as I read "it's winter in December" I knew exactly what this was lmao

>>739179937
A 48ft sportfisher with a fly bridge. I won't reveal the manufacturer though...

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OP is a faggot LARPing as a edgy killer. He's probably fifteen years old on his summer vacation lol.

>>739181748
Doesn't really sound like to me anon. How many 15yo do you know with that kinda marine knowledge?

>>739181868
any that grow up boating/near ocean(s)