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Hey /b/ i gotta go to the bathroom real quick. Could you watch

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Hey /b/ i gotta go to the bathroom real quick. Could you watch this for me? I'll only be a few minutes.
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Sure thing
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Gotcha bud.
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>>739126261
I am just sitting here masturbating anyway.
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>>739126370
FUCK CLEAN IT UP BEFORE HE GETS BACK
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okay, okay
all we need now is some chocolate syrup
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>>739126922
Got it
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>>739127080
mix it in HURRY
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>>739127080
thanks
just don't say anything to op when he gets back
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>>739127198
Shit shit shiiiit!
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>>739127238
what if there's a taste difference?
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>>739127238
Oh thank christ. No problem
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I have some coke, who wants some
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>>739127288
he didn't take a sip out of the last one, did he?
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>>739127288
We'll say the milk went bad ?
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>>739127368
We should check the expiration date on the jug
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>>739127435
>>739127448
NOOOOO
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FUCK I SPILLED ALL THE FUCKING MILK
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WHAT DO WE DO I'M OUT OF MILK
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>>739127333
>>739127523
>>739127448

GET SOME
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>>739127656
>>739127663
SNORT SOME
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It's chill guys I bought some more, anyone have a glass?
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>>739127717
thank fucking god
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>>739127655
Oh fuckin hell, i'd rather die than face OP's wrath
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>>739127717
All I have is this
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>>739127717
Is this a glass ?
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>>739127877
quit trying to sell us coke
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>>739127863
here
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>>739127655
>>739126922
>>739127288
>>739127300
>>739127333
>>739127844
>>739127877

SO MUCH WIN IN THIS THREAD.

>>739127945
I am not selling, I am sharing.
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okay, i think we're good- but i have this glass, he won't know the difference with this one
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OP TRY SOME TOO
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>>739128088
forgot image whup
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Oh god I can't stop laughing
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>>739128125
Now if we can manage to not spill, we should be okay. Everyone just don't move a muscle
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>>739128220
right..
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>>739128088
SNORT A LINE
'TIS GONNA BE FINE
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Sure is samefag in here.

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>>739128294
i appreciate the offer but no
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Ok guys, OP here. Thanks for helping me watch my mil........
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>>739128400
SNIPE...
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>>739128446
Jesus fucking chri
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>>739128400
here op, let me top you off
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>>739128519
wait what's happeni
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>>739128400
Im so fucking sorry bro
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>>739128682
MODS
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>>739128682
this is a crime against humanity
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>>739128755
>this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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hey, op! catch!
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>>739128963
>>739128682
>>739128755
You are not getting ANY of my coke, like EVER.
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>>739129022
FUCK WHY DID YOU THROW IT?!
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>>739129022
well, i guess we protected op's chocolate milk--
>>739129326
NOOOOO
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Hurry! We don't have anymore chocolate milk. Someone get a nigger cow
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>>739129326
good thing i kept a spare!
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>>739129576
THEN WHY ARE YOU DRINKING IT FUCKTARD
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What are you doing?!
>>739129576
Why are you drinking it?!
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>>739129659
>>739129650
just a small quality test, dont worry its really good
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>>739129979
but it's for op goddamnit
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>>739129979
That doesn't loop like OP's chocolate milk... What did you do with it?
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>>739130090
you got me faggot, that was mine. but this is op's. dont worry its the same, just smaller
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Its okay guys, I found a chocolate cow.
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>>739130522
Make sure to use the right one.
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I'll just clear those spills up for you.
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GET SOME.
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>>739132391
Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
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>>739133000

You pig, I am pretty much sharing this with everyone. Relax, get some.
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>>739133319
Halt these illegal activities or be sent to jail!
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>>739133523
COPPER.

I'll just put it on the table and leave.
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>>739133646
That table is for chocolate milk only!
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>>739133743
Thats actually pretty shit behaviour man
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>>7391341453
I am only here to make sure no one fucks with OP's chocolate milk.
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Oh shit.jpg I only have strawberry syrup
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>>739135113
Drug dealer out.
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>>739135113
Just pour this shit into the cup, OP will never know.
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