State you're job, salary and age. I'll start Chef

It's "your" you illiterate doorknob

are you fucking kidding me? you aren't a chef if you work at Wendys and if your making 8.75 per hour at 35 you should kill yourself. is this bait?

unemployed
$0
22

>>Zamboni Driver
>>$29/hr
>>24

male prostitute,
30$ for 10 minutes,
approx. 12 dicks/night,
6 days/week.
age 42.

>>739087653
serious? how much you make a night?

>>739087078
You're *

>>739087780
i'd say round 4-500.

Document processor for the state

$12.50/hour + production + all the stamps I could ever dream of

32

Dispatch for international oil company
$27/hr, usually 50+ hrs a week with OT
32, no degree, non-union

>>739086914
Hostess
12/hr
18

Soldier
About $0.3/hr
19

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>>739086914
Engineer at semiconductor fab
94k/yr + ~10k RSUyr with 5 year vesting
27 Sold my 20's to the gods of autism for a PhD though.

pic unrelated

Factory rat
$19.88
21

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>>739087078
>bruh

>>739086914
NEET
0$
26

>>739087064
>>739087078
Smells like summer alright

nigger living of food stamps here.

help desk technician
$14.40/hour
23

>>739087196
Same

>>739086914
you're not very smart.
calling yourself chef while flipping burgers at wendy's is just a proof.

Unemployed
40
203 a month

Car mekanik
31$/hr
25

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>>739086914
>chef
>Wendy's

Uhhh....no.

>>739090513
xD haha le vapefags

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>>739090643

Janitor
18$/hr
25

you're not a chef.

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>>739086914
Either you're the same fag that posts this all the time, or this is a meme I am unaware of.

>towel archivist
>14 an hour
>23

shoot me

>>739088075
That's some good cash

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>>739086914
QA engineer
$40 hour
49

Domino's
$10.50 + bonuses
20

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>>739091862
Computer vision? Do you use Halcon, Cognex, or a different platform? Asking for a friend.

Director of Music at my local university
25/hr
23

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>>739092070
Fuck. I'm retarded. It's because it says "Jews". There's no computer vision being used here. Got my hopes up.

CTO
$36.50/hour
22

Build scaffoldings
18/hour
20

>>739086914
eSports coach/booster
3k/wk
23

>>739092779
can you elaborate?

>>739089437
Rip

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>>739086914
military (E-4), currently $1650.00 every two weeks, 25

Bitcoin Miner
$87.32 an hour
19

Cleaner
15/hour
25

>>739093120
Which part are you confused about friendo?

>>739093524

he wants to know how many inches you take up the ass

audio engineer
44,000/yr
27

>>739093383
>Bitcoin Miner
how much did you spend on hardware? how much are you making now that it dropped to $1862

>>739093524
Not original replier, but how do you make THAT much? Also, what games and do you ever play casually?

This guys been doing these threads for fucking months

>>739093524
Wondering what exactly you do to make this much.

>>739094339
This guys been doing these threads for
>fucking years

Food Critic
30/hr
31

Professional Baseball Player, 30 years old, $1,902,890 + bonus

Software Engineer
$100/hour
23

>>739094662

How much is that in monopoly money?

>>739095049
About tree fiddy

packaging
$13.45
26

Journalist for a local news paper
15 - 100 euro's per article
Sometimes I work at the office whenever a co-worker is sick or on vacation, 15 euro an hour
27

It's good for now but I'd like a more secure job in the future. On the other hand I'm really glad I even have a job.

>>739091460
Still would you suck 12 cocks for that. no way jose

Cosmetic Plastic Surgeon, 32, $850,000

stephen?
richard?

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>>739086914
i'm the on-site sauce chef for wendy's

what's your store # op?

>>739093323
lol killing people for money FAAAAAAAAG

>>739095665
This is why capitalism failes

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>>739095801
>>739095801
man if only mcdick's had that secret sauce wendy's had

so creamy and salty

>>739086914
>40,903 a Year
>FireFighter
>22

1st year pipefitter apprentice in Boston. 21$/hr. 27 years old

>>739095970
Because people pay for what they want?

>>739094239
>>739094577
I coach teams and players in a few different games. I make that much because I have prices and I work a lot. I coach/boost League of legends and CS and I play overwatch and dota casually

>>739096420
Breast Augmentations are expensive.

>>739095970
Why?

>>739096876
because I fuck ur mom that's why

>>739097928
I feel sorry for you, my mom is 70 years old.

>>739086914
I just lost my job
But I WAS
Warehouse manager
16/hr
25

Law enforcement in Arkansas. $32,000 annual plus OT, prob close to $36,000 after holiday payouts. 37 years old. Not much money but I have decent health insurance and a retirement plan to look forward to.

neurosurgeon
12
100 cajillion bajillion/year

>>739086914
Chef at wendy's? You mean food prep, you're not a chef.

Also it's "State your job" not "State you're job". You make it sound like you're saying someone is a job.

Dominos delivery driver
$15-22 an hour depending on tips, hours, and miles
20

>>739086914
Jesus Christ, illiterate much?

Menards sales person. $9.85/h Monday through Friday and $12.35 on saturday/Sunday. 23

>>739086914
I'm job, salary and age

>>739091298
it means your an underage newfag

Sales associate at Gamestop
$19/h
24

Unemployed but I make 80-120 bucks a week donating my plasma

>>739102965
lol wtf. bait

>>739086914
>Dairy Queen
>9$/h
>18

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Travel Nurse. 2K a week, only about 1/3 of that amount taxed.

>>739103113
I don't live in the US, so 155 NOK/h would be more correct to say

>>739103199
>NOK
ahh, in america even managers at gamestop only make $10/per hour

17$/h
18
Construction worker/digging fiber

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>>739086914
28 male
Civil servant in UK
36.5 hours a week
£24K a year

Some of the stuff I hear in work...

>>739102965
lawl

>>739102980
jesus fuck. Does it hurt?

>>739103199
>NOK

shitty depressing country. I'd kms

21 male
USA

Job #1:
Engineering intern
$20/hr 40hrs/week

Job #2:
Lifeguard at local pool
$13/hr 10hrs/week

I'm going into my junior year at college with a major in one type of engineering and a minor in another. I'm blessed with being pretty damn smart but I also work my fucking ass off. I'm also paying for my college and the only reason I can afford it was because I worked my ass off in highschool and got a great scholarship.

Social Worker
$17/hr
24

>>739086914
Team member at putt putt fun center (I run lazer tag and bumper cars mainly)

$7.50/hr

18, 19 in a little over a month

>>739096252
what did you do before pipefitting?

Freelance Production Assistant
@200-250 a day + OT

Event installer
@25 an hr + OT after 8 hr's

27

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>>739105127
>get call from from concerned citizen
>"something is in the sky, I have no idea what it is but it's scaring me"
>thinking wtf, guys probably drunk
>this ain't no M Knight Shyamalan shit
>try to calm guy
>He freaks says he'll come back with more info
>small amount of time passes
>he calls back
>"It's all right, there's nothing to worry about"
>ask him why everything is now peachy
>he embarrassingly informs me that what he thought was the mother ship was in fact the moon...
>call gets spread through work
>They make me sign stuff

>Some months later
>friend puts on Mr Ts show
>I'm tipsy, chatting in background
>hear a familiar voice on TV...

Heavy equipment operator
$24/hr. + company truck that goes home with me.
47 yo.

>>739086914

Project Architect for an Interior Design firm
100K a year
45

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>>739086914
carpenters apprentice
13 / hr
28

>>739089760
who pays ur bills?

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>>739106410
>MFW I now get to share my pain with everyone

The animations were on point, I'd love of they made more

Fazolis Team Member
$8.50/HR
17

Cyber security researcher
20$/hr
19.5

> inb4 "Cyber is a buzzword"
of course it is. wrote it so non-tech people will understand

>>739091397
One who archives towels....?

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>>739089156
Where do I apply?

Cyber Security Operations manager for US Government
750K
19

>>739086914
IT manager
16.50/hr
30

>>739086914
I work for the library in my city. I make $33.28 an hour.

>>739092674
CTO of what company? What fields are you in?

>>739095611
I feel like the idea of sucking dick is a little exaggerated. I can't imagine it's that unbearable.

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County Road and Bridge employee.
(heavy equipment operator/welder)
$12.42/hr
25

>>739100787
Sounds like a decent gig for the work you're putting in.

Construction worker
$9/h
18

>>739086914
Communications Officer
14/hr
25

>>739086914
Busser at sizzler
$10.50/hr
18
>I hate my fucking boss

Network engineer

95 k
30 years old

I hate my job
I hate my life, I wish someone killed me and put me out of my misery already

Getting Quads
7777$/hr
22

>>739107773

Your boss is a mug

>>739086914

Fag @ Starbucks
9.50/hr
21

tbh if it wasn't a drive-thru store, it'd probably be aight.

>>739086914
Civil EIT
70k
24

>>739107773
Git fukin rekt, m8.

>>739087653
What does the typical customer want? A quick blowjob?

Psychologist of technology
Big name Tech company
$122k
41

>>739107753
Is it really that bad? I was planning on going to college for that

>>739108202
Ouch. Only 122K at 41. I hope you are ready to eat cat food when you hit retirement.

>>739108216
Its not the job, my life is the problem

>>739108052
reddit

Assistant winemaker
45k
23

Line cook at a bar
12/hour
18

>>739087653
u ever get women for ur services?

>>739102148
Same here. Assistant Department Manager at Menards.
$12.85 weekdays, $15.35 weekends.
23
Working my way up to GM one day

>>739086914
> Chef at Wendy's
>Chef...

A cook in a fast food restaurant, or even at a proper restaurant is NOT a "chef" unless he or she has been trained in France or at an accredited school for chefs. Chefs have credentials. You're a Short-order Cook. THAT is the proper name for a person who cooks at a fast food restaurant.

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>>739106737
https://youtu.be/MY1jzrqSrPk

>MFW I'm reading Wikipedia in work and overhear this

Work at an industrial place
20 bucks an hour
19, fresh out of school without a diploma

>>739090128
wher

>Best Buy
>19
>10.75 /HR + crazy ass discount.

Best Buy Merch Spec.
$10 / hr
19

>>739086914
Genric guard
11.50/hr
18

its a ok job but its dull and drama fulled to hell and back

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>>739109117

>>739109315
>Best Buy

ayy my nigga. we work at a good place.

welfare collector
30k annually
black

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>>739108993

>girls I work with always getting upset
>I get "fresh air" breaks to chat to them
>MFW we just check memes in the sun

Putting shit in a filing cabinet
9/hr
15
normally have me sit in the filing room for three hours before giving me anything to file

>>739086914
>Farmer
>$10/hr
>22

>>739086914

svp consultant services
800 base +250-350 bonus
43

>CVS Shift supervisor
>10.50/hr
>18

Everyday I want to die

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>>739087078
>>739089972
>>739090326
>>739091298 (correct)
>>739100781
>>739101111 (nice quads)
>>739108925
this is what you call a 'kikepost' newfriends

>>739102252

underrated

>QC at a payroll office
>$15/hr
>20

>>739109955
yeah CVS is straight hell dude, get a real job

Shift Supervisor
Starbucks
$11.34 hr/ +tips weekly
24

Network engineer here. Every day I wish someone would bomb the building.

>>739111762
Did you go to college? What degree? What you do daily?

Interested because I'm pursuing a BS in Computer Science and a friend is doing one in Informatics

McDonald's Shift Manager
$14.5/hr
22

Order picker for a promotional wear company.
14/hour
29

It's a comfy job, but I'm hoping to get back to school in December. My bills are small, so most of my check goes to weed and booze. I often work high as fuck, and the boss is cool with it.

>>739086914
Florida Contractor
$180k
41