Girlfriend is passed out under the covers from too many pickle

I want to see that slit from the front

Topless

>>739037966
whole body with face please

>>739037966

nice gut, hope that's because there's a fetus in there.

>>739037966
requesting a nice shot of her all tucked in under the blankets, sleeping peacefully

>>739037966
OP how bout we get some of that sharpie in pooper angle from your angel there

I'd like to see the angle from outside the little window on the furnace when you righteously torch that fat cunt

>>pickle shots

>>739037966
45 degree angle.
Also, why does the lower half of he body fit the proportions of a toddler?

>>739037966
Full body shot

>>739037966
>What angles do you want
Bitch ain't got any angles.

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>>Tits

Be quick get some basic all over shots
Tits, ass face and pussy.

Don't waist time

whats a
>pickle shot
?

>>739038531
no puns allowed get out

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I'm waiting

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Sorry boys. Some files are too large to upload. She's not fully blacked out.

>>739039217
her skin looks like chicken skin. you should kill her

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Here's a tit pic from a couple months ago.

>>739039217
Need asshole pics

She has some cute tits

>>739039217
I gtg soon but don't want to miss anything, care to email me [email protected]

>>739039388
She never sleeps on her stomach. I'll try though.

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>>739039217
are the file too large because she's so large?

>>739039388
>>739039583
She's 140lbs. Roughly a few pounds lighter than your left thigh.

>>739039674
Why are you uploading pics of her, anon?

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>>739039388
Here's what I can get right now anon.

Post her feet

>>739039735
I have faith in you

>>739039674
Is she a slut?

rachel?

>>739039727
Idk, she's pretty attractive, a great pussy, and has a great sex drive. Unfortunately she sleeps like a fucking brick.

>>739039862
No. I was her first. We've been together for almost 5 years.

>>739039873
No sorry.

Post more pics of her tits

>>739039674
140? gross

>>739039735
Need to see her sleepy tits before I have to go! Get a topless + face pic next

she looks mexican. am i right op?

>>739039991
Any plans to drug her then let some of your friends fuck her?

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>>739037966
This is great, post as many as you can

age?

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>>739040208
I haven't attempted to get anything other than marijuana. She only drinks, so trying to get her to ingest anything else would be a pain in the ass. Plus I'd have to babysit her until she passes out. Which would suck.

>>739040394
21

Take a picture of your dick on her nose

>>739040483
Nice holes! That's what I wanted

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>>739040114
She has her arms locked around her tits. Sorry anon. Here's a random pick though.

>>739040598
I'm flaccid from drinking all night. No thank you lol.

>>739040483
She do anal?

>>739040961
Out of almost 5 years, my answer would be no. Three times by accident and once on purpose. She isn't a fan, even though I'm average length.

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I hate tan lines. She's headed to the beach soon so she has been tanning.

K

>>739041266
Can you post more?

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>>739041266
You both look like disgusting fatbodies.

Thus, I must see more

>>739041766
If you can post a time stamp of your woman friend who is thinner than mine, I'll shove whatever you want up my asshole. You have my word fag.

>>739039217
Make a volafile for the big files or the whole set in general

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She finally is laying on her back.

>>739042395
Saving all

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>>739040372
'dem titties!

>>739037966
>too many pickle shots

You mean she ate too many jars of pickles.

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Here's a pussy close up. It's not the best of angles, but I'm trying my best.

>>739042395
Of she's beached you better get some locals to get her back to the ocean

you guys are all faggots. thats a nice innie fupa

>>739042835
what pickle?

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>>739042835

kek

>>739042890
Put hot sauce on pussy

>>739042890
feet with vag shot?

>>739042835
pickles have almost 0 calories retard

>>739042918
I'll patiently wait to see a picture of your girlfriend. Dolls and your hand don't count faggot.

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She turned over again.

please stop, i've just ate my breakfast

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>>739042136
Not with my girl at the moment, but same tattoo as the following pic

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>>739043311
My Polak tattoo

>>739042890
Would love to fuck that fat pussy

>>739043311
Nice arm hair.

Can we get one of tits?

>>739043374
She doesn't look thinner to me bro

>>739043496
Must be the photo...I don't have much

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>>739043644
She is

Can we get one of your dick on her nose?

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>>739043644
>>739043741
She just has a big ass

>>739043741
Fair enough, OP shove something on ass as you promised

>>739043835
Nice hair

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>>739043934
>>739043835
She indulges me my hairy fetish

>>739044140
You're lucky man

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>>739042136
>>739044140
Btw OP...shove a fidget spinner up your ass. I'm pretty sure I haven't seen it done

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>>739044269
Thanks...wife is hot for sure. I love her bush

>>739043246
kik?

>>739044496
I loved it too

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>>739044667
I have a ton of pics

>>739044771
Share

>>739044860
>>739044771
With pleasure

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>>739044969
Aaaand forgot to share

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>>739045020
A couple months ago I posted her and I fell asleep and left the thread open. Wife woke up to have coffee and watch morning bullshit and saw the whole thing (pc is our source for TV)...

>>739045257
What happened?

>>739045020
A sister maybe

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>>739045697
>>739045257
She told me not to show her face. She was turned on by some of the comments but laughed at most of the cocks that were posted. She lets me take pics periodically to post them here

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>>739045721
Definitely not a sister...I'm an American dude and she's Romanian

>>739042136
Still waiting OP

>>739045900
>>739045996
Checked also congrats on having a hot wife. That hairy ass looks so delicious

>>739038243
underrated post

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>>739046224
No doubt

>>739037966

no thanks, keep your fattie

>>739042890
i just threw up in my mouth a little

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>>739046483
What about hairy hijack?

>>739043311
OP here. If you're married, could you explain why you're not with your wife ATM?

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>>739047124
Because I was in the living room awake on /b/ and she was asleep in our bedroom.

Time stamp on sleeping woman.

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>>739047124
OP...will you put the fidget spinner up your ass? Like you promised here: >>739042136

I'll continue to post my girl...

>>739047272
looks like she isn't that fat after all
she just has a really bad photographer taking the pics

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OP, clocking out. 5:30am and need sleep. Night B.

>>739037966
None. Gross.

>>739047575
Fuck you

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>>739047575
No shit...I'm not a professional

>>739047553
Only if I see a time stamp on your"wife". If she's sleeping in the bedroom then it shouldn't be that hard fag.

Also out of fidget spinners, give me something practical if you deliver.

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So is she...

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>>739037966

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>>739047775

>>739038240
You know perfectly well it isn't.

>>739039674
That's 20lbs too many. Maybe more depending on how tall she is.

>>739041119
Wow, fat and selfish.

>>739047710
you could try learning about it instead of insulting your life partner like that

just sayin

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Oiled up

>>739039991
why are you posting her nudes if youve been with her so long? idk why but this seems kinda fucked.

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>>739047713
>>739047713
OP is truly a faggot. I posted my tattoo with a timestamp...same tattoo in the subsequent pic

>>739043311
>>739043374

Another of my girl who's a fatslob like OP's

>>739048082
Why don't you figure out why?

>>739041119
>Three times by accident

Man you could probably use some sex coaching, how does that even happen

>>739048092
OP is a faggot...no shit Sherlock

>>739048092
Nigger, every time you post this bitch she's laying on a different pair of sheets.

>>739048189
Because he can't see where he is putting it through the fat

>>739048123
huh? thats why im asking you anon

>>739048082
It's B....

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>>739048267
Sorry...we change our sheets once a week like civilized people

>>739048388
right

>>739048027
So i have just come in, is this hairy beast yr wife or you just asked her to shave? What are the body proportions there? Pardon me if I sinned, but that bush looks like the enchanting graf Dracula forest. . Lord have mercy! AMIN

>>739048365
Can you fucking read the thread before asking stupid questions kid?

>Kinda fucked up

Faggot

>>739048626
It's apparently his hairy wife. She's clearly given up.

>>739048626
Stroke in text form

>>739048442
Grab Scissors dude, and utilize them.. i bet you never lick yr "baby". .. otherwise half that wool will be in yr mouth

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>>739048739
Except you're here and you love it and I am not OP

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Can anon explain wtf this loops is?

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>>739048784
If you know how pussy works then you won't have any problems with hairy pussy

>>739048927
Why are you replying to edgy kids? You already explained it was your fetish man. Nothing else matters

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>>739048927
We know how pussy works, does your beast know how a razor works? This hair is legendary.

>>739048927
>If you know how pussy works then you won't have any problems with hairy pussy

actually my biology classes often keep me from eating hairy pussy. mostly the microscopy classes.

>>739048844
Don't they shave north of the Danube? My, the idea of Brazilian wax on Romanian pussy completely woke up

>>739049121
>My biology classes

Yeah I doubt you get any pussy at all

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OP here. Pure daylight outside. Guess I'm staying awake.

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>>739049063
>we know how pussy works

You saw a film once

I wouldn't turn down that pussy, but man, bush is great and all but keep that shit in the pubic triangle

>>739048927
Dude, not that i don't like what i see, i do.. but part of activity you can do with her is that bush removal... she shaved before, otherwise the hair won't be looking that unkempt and on all sides. But why did she stopped?

>>739040483
kelly????

>>739049323
Because he told her to. He likes it that way...

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>>739049135
Maybe north of the Neponset river

>>739049063
Yuk.. sorry op.. i am ready to donate $3 for razors. Anyone else?

>>739049323
She hasn't shaved for over two years bud

>>739049494
Yer so funny lol my sides jesus you totally roasted him!!

There you go, happy now?

>>739049214
true, pussy is only for people who didn't go to school.

>>739049420
Where is she from again? You can say from macchu picchu ro Normandy, but that wool op, it seems good for knitting. .

>>739049494
That hair isn't from OPs woman.

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>>739049707
She's Romanian

>>739049523
How old is biestie? 27 max i give her. Ball park it if over or under pls..

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>>739049808
She just turned 35

>>739049767
This people can't even make wine, let alone have seen the blade of a shaver..

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>>739049935
Moldovans have the largest wine cellar in the world and they're Romanian, retard.

Mileștii Mici

>>739049897
Any kids with beastie, op? Of course the 1980-1985 generation loves to grow mustache. As seen on the TV from that era.... What am i talking about, dang it

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>>739050076
No kids...we are hedonists

>>739050071
Don't boast op, my roots are from that backyard also.. humble a bit.. what is beastie doing for living?

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>>739050213
Business shit

>>739050169
Op, im also ready to contribute to a man-pedi visit of beastie. That red is a very spartan color..

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>>739050369
What?

>>739050342
But of course business, half of the population graduate with that degree there and that's why they are broke like this. The entire country.. i was hoping you would say something like .. math etc.. Romanians are bretty smart.. as you already know.. eating the air of Chaushescu for over 20 years made them very inventive...

>>739050432
What is the color of her nail polish, op? Agressive red?

fat as fuck

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

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>>739050571
I don't think you know what you're talking about. She works and makes enough money so I stay home. Over 125,000. We live in a 3 br condo. I sometimes do archaeological research but strictly academic

>>739050734
So, are you with her for the money, or is she with you because of yr esseminating skills? Btw do you have a kik

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>>739050839
She's with me because we are in love with each other and have an amazing life together.

I have Kik but I don't know why you want it

>>739050924
It's ok op.. for the kik. For the fact that you post her nude.. you should be ashamed and try to respect her a bit more

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>>739039274

>>739050924
Work on yr fetishes, pls , coz it's not normal to flash beastie. I bet she is a very amicable lady in person

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>>739051162
She knows I post her, sir anon. You'd know that if you read the posts above yours

Show me her womb

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>>739051262
She gets off on it...what are you unable to understand

>>739051307
Tell me why posting her nude gives you satisfaction.. i can't connect the dots. I wanted kik coz the way we were discussing the thread will be dead soon

>>739051519
Hunt him down and eat him

>>739051162
Are you ill? She is turned on by it. We all have sexual fetishes. Get over it

>>739051603
How do you live with yourself? There is no excuse for this and no way to justify it. You need to seek therapy, this can't go on

>>739051422
For once what makes you take so many pictures of her like the creator made her, second what makes you post them, third i think that the desire for sharing it with others, anons on the top of it, is borderline not healthy.. then again i might be wrong

>>739051603
Dude i knew it.. the broad is turned on by it.. but of course coz she is from Romania. .

>>739051569
Haha, i like the show this jobless Caruso is presenting to the plebs.. his gf/wife whatever works.. he stays home.. and does research.. daamn worst then communism.. what Obama did to our country, folks

>>739051307
very very very nice body ... and a cool chic to let you take pics like this. You are a lucky man

>>739051603
Op don't get frustrated, post more. For a 35 year old she is a goddess

>>739051964
Who are you referring to?

>>739051422
Please tell me you have a picture of her pussy spread or cream-pied?

>>739052262
Op i assume does some necrological, pardon me, archiological research when his beastie is sweating her hirsute pussy at work

>>739052274
Sorry dude, i embittered the op.. blame it on the party pooper

>>739038276
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>739052274
Small advice, get yrself a real pussy, don't worry about ops.. he has invested in beastie.. i know that it cost money, resources, etc. But nothing is here free without an effort...

>2017
>all this hair

kys

op, gz on hot gf

>>739051422
Op is she from bucuresti?

>>739053388
Where? On earth?

>>739053441
That wool is not normal in this kind of weather.. unless op is in Alaska.. but still.. it can scare a bear, let alone human

>>739053528
Us, east coast. U?

kys cuckold

>>739047710
more pics of her armpit man

drop rar pls

>>739039217
how fat is she anyway?

Agreed. Nice body, op post more cmon

>>739054156
She goes from 0 to 140 for less then 5 seconds.. on the scale... read the thread, educate yourself !!haha

post your cock in pic cumming on her ass

>>739039735
Get over it you're dating a fat ugly cunt.

>>739053059
>>739053470
>>739053903
>>739054121
>>739054665
>>739056556
PSA for summerfriends: if OP has bailed, you can't make him come back by begging, that's now how it works.

So fuck off and let the thread die.

>>739056883
Op got ashamed that he flashed his kink in public in front of strangers.. haha

>>739056883
The thread is dead!

>>739039674
>140
>Has a gut like 190
Pick one OP

>>739039735
Thunder thighs
Bruh she's not 140
Idk if that's a lie she told you or you fed yourself but you should weight that cow

>>739039904
Her pussy looks sub par and she isn't remotely attractive

>>739040372
>Implying that thing is 140
Hahhahah

>>739040483
>140
>Having to spread cheeks that much
The lies must stop

>>739042136
OP you're lucky my gf is out of town
120 (used to be 136) and nothing close to the ham planet you have

>>739042395
Dat fat ass gut

God damn anon

>>739042890
That mound is tied to a minimum weight of 180 lbs
Who do you think you are fooling?

>>739043177
You're the insecure fag that's requiring time stamps

>>739043374
Fan she doesn't look that much better tbqh