/b/ Makes a Song! Fresh OC songthread!
Whatever you post, we put into song.
>Dubs gets Chorus
>Trips names the Track
If you post pictures, we'll toss those into the music video as well and delivar it in this thread tonight.
Also, if you post a link to a vocaroo recording of yourself, we'll throw you into the song, too.
This will be our 59th track done in this fashion. LETS FUCKIN DO THIS ANON
we filled the last thread, so we have to keep it going.
Can you include this in the song? It's my favorite song right now and I was going to suggest it last night but the thread wasn't there.
Marilyn Manson's cover of Golden Years
>song name is "WATCHES AT 0$!!!?"
I dont know why they call them janitors when they can't do anything about the shit
Went my whole life avoiding CP, see?
But its annoying saging feces
Weird that's not dubs, that's not following your own rules
Please just give me a combo,
Or a bitch set to wombo
I'm just tired of all these samefags that harvest (you)s,
Copypasta, topped with poo
"Im the richest motherfucker on /b/!"
Been posting that since February
Oh well, heres some unsuspecting chump
He'll reply and give it a bump
bog posting too
there's no end in sight
no end to this plight
Eck, I am falling asleep
Good luck to anyone not posting the same shit. Pun intended.
Still here. adding some stuff to the second verse now.
THE EVIDENCE BEFORE THE COURT IS
THERE'S NO NEED FOR THE JURY TO RETIRE
IN ALL MY YEARS OF JUDGING I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE
OF SOMEONE MORE DESERVING OF THE FULL PENALTY OF LAW
>Longboarding from my dorm to grab a slice in the caf' before bio lab
>Overhear some Chads talking shit in the quad
>Chad 1: "Dude those Andy Sixx log threads are so lame bro."
>Chad 2: "I know bro, those fags need to stop taking up space that could be used for sick cock rate, trap, and pics u shouldn't share threads."
>Tell myself to just keep walking, it's not worth it.
>Chad 1: "We should hit the Lib', also known as the stacks, and sage some log posts."
>Chad 2: "Haha fuck yea bro, that'll show those losers. Everyone knows sage completely downvotes the fuck out of those lame posts bro!"
>Chad 1: "Dude, I bet that Andy guy doesn't even make good logs."
>That's it, I'm fucking steaming.
>Both Chads turn my way, looking surprised.
>"Logless shills aren't welcome on the quad."
>Swing my longboard at Chad 1, shattering his jaw
>Bloody mess perk enabled
>Huge crowd is gathering around us, don't care.
>Hit Chad 2 in the chest, hear his collarbone snap
>He falls down
>Undo my pants and squat over his face
>"Here, kid, have a log."
>My anus meets his lips and I fill his throat with my logs
>Everyone starts to cheer
>Lifted up and paraded through campus
>The Dean pays Andy Sixx to come to campus and serve his logs in the Caf'
Best day ever
>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet
I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....
Memes aside hes a good guy, very respectful, got invited to his house on 2014 new years eve when he saw me drinking alone on the sidewalk, he just told me to "put on something nice". Needless to say i had a good time, even for a /b/tard, best food i've ever had and that booze selection my god dont even remind me of that.
However he is very sensitive about his shits, for some reason his shits smell obnoxiously bad, literally twenty four seven (could be the touring diet). One of his friends made a joke about it...and now we have this meme. Last saturday i saw him at the mart, tried to make idle talk with mr Biersack, but he sounded very sad, told me he had to hurry up. Now obviously he knows about this stupid meme and pretty sure people irl made fun of him (more than usual). We arent close friends but he is actually a good person, but also old and fragile both physically and mentally.
Now i don’t want to (and can’t) stop logposting but think about it before making fun of him, would you like random people making fun of your sick grandma just because she gets shitter splats, taking it to a level where people scream things at her irl?
Every day, man. Every single fucking day, theres some General Autisimo sperglord out there who never grew out of his little shit humor from elementary school post some dubbed Nirvana song or parodize some other already annoying meme on this board.