You're at the bar and this guy asks if you want sum bepis, wat do?
Wake up since this is obviously a dream, I'm too shut-in to go to bars
>>739032654
sure!
>>739032959
Poor scali boi.
>>739033312
poor crazy scales
>>739032959
you can get some seriously good shots!
>>739032654
yo dude put your dick away that's weird
>>739033450
I don't drink
>>739032779
I'm not your friend, mate.
>>739033629
same here.
>>739033629
Do you like sweet things? You might enjoy cocktails.
>>739033445
Y u so crzy tho?
>>739033861
No
>>739033893
Born crazy?
>>739033861
COCKtails amirite?
>>739034087
Need me some of these
>>739033739
...
...
can i?
>>739034172
Don't we all? Horse BFs are where it's at!
>>739034051
Mbby u jus need the right dicc to "straighten" u out.
>>739034337
sounds legit
>>739034221
Admit it. You were checking me out because you want to mate with me.
>>739034593
You gotta take ur daily medicine.
>>739034722
100 grams of cum, twice a day
>>739034299
I just need a bf
Why am I so lonely
Also, why is grindr full of old faggots who want to bang good looking younger people. Fuck it's like I'm online for 2 minutes and 6 40 year old guys want my ass. Where are all the cuties?
>>739034801
The fresh stuff.
>>739034695
uh i cooould, but rlly i just wanna d8 sum1
>>739034977
Straight from the tap
Would thread be interested in a bi/Fur thread? No rules about what kind of fur, just all fur, male/female alike
>>739032654
>You're at the bar and this guy asks if you want sum bepis, wat do?
Slice his left ball off.
>>739035090
I can fap to that, preferably with lots of lewd chat
>>739035046
Make sure not 2 overdose.
>>739035279
Welcome all furs!
why i make him a hotdog of course
bumperoo
>>739034864
Go to a gay bar
Or meet up with someone on here. Most cute gay guys don't need to use grinder cause they have their pick
Where are you from?
>>739036058
Can't bar bc not 21.
Moving to north bay ~ Sacramento area after this month
>>739036058
Met my BF on here.
>>739036364
>>739036058
Same
>>739036236
Look for munches or gay social groups then. They usually do all ages lunches and shit
F
being alive sucks
>>739036617
How 2 find? Craigslist?
Also, BD cumlube is fun if anyone was wondering
>>739037022
Being dead blows
>>739037785
Being in a state of near-death bites
>>739032654
Are your trying to say Pepsi? I dont fuck with tards, begone from me.
>>739037423
Is it silicon or water based? I've seen it looks pretty nice
>>739037423
Facebook, Craigslist, fetlife, I'm sure your area would have it's own thing.
Yeah I've always wondered about fake cum, is it worth it?
>>739038107
it's water based. Me and my boyfriend found out the hard way.
>>739038107
Water based. Idk how they do it but the shit feels like real cum. Smells a bit like silicone but it's not intense enough to ruin the mood.
>>739038107
It's good for toys, not for sex
>>739038167
Yes. Very. 5 buck a bottle and it only takes a fifth of a bottle or so for a good hour and a half.
>>739032654
go away abyss
I just remembered. Where are you megaman, I have a bone to pick with you.
>>739032654
Considering the camera angle it looks like iam a 15 cm dwarf and therefore unable to handle a cock bigger than me.
>>739032654
Probably tell him no then tease him :3
bump
>>739040527
mmh?
>>739040527
Seen the Lucario mouse pad that is his butt?
>>739040772
bump )))
>>739040932
no?
>>739041001
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24166262/
>>739041038
thats amazing, i wish i could get one
>>739041200
it's like 15 bucks guy
>>739041314
i only have 3 buddeh
>>739034864
Check out pounced.org
Btw, any PL bois here? :3
>>739035023
Where do you live?
>>739041679
i live in the south us
>>739041512
Define pl
>>739035023
If you're a top in California I will find you and I will ride you if you're a qt
>>739041485
Get it you fuck or I'm taking way your gay furry license.
>>739042123
are you a qt tho?
>>739042294
Not the lucario guy, but if I use this can I apply for a license?
>>739042294
I don't have money
>>739042328
i dont know, but i have long beautiful hair, but look bad if i dont shave for a bit.
>>739042129
PL = Polish
>>739042577
you should already have a license if you own one of those.
>>739042577
Apply for a license? You already got it with your bad dragon toy.
Each one comes with one.
>>739042634
Gay
>>739042659
just got it today tho. Already used it twice. I think it was worth what I paid.
Cum lube is life
>>739042705
plus i dont know where you can even get custon mousepads like that anyway :))
can probably find out after a google search
>>739042823
I know right? When I got my first one it was fantastic. They make the nicest toys.
>>739042823
Twice in one day?
Look at you embracing the gay
>>739042892
Order it? They're selling them at that link I showed you
>>739042977
The double knot on it is so satisfying man. Ugh I might go at it again. Someone come help me with my crippling adDICKtion
>>739042977
oh, hello im retarded, i didnt see that.
though google forms ordering is shifty imo
>>739043173
It's like you don't even like Lucario at all
>>739043120
butt stuff isn't my stuff
On a totally different but somehow related topic. What is the best method for cleaning my ass so I don't shit dick my partner. Enema is just weird but I suppose is the easiest
Also, how shave asshole? I've tried creams but I'm too impatient
>>739043275
I give good bjs too man.
>>739043275
im sorry its been a very stressful week
>>739032654
Make a 360 degree turn and fuck off.
>>739043421
Enema is the only really good solution
as far as shaving I'm not sure. I'm a hairy bear.
>>739043473
I got my luxgay for that.
>>739043532
Why's that?
@lucario-fag what is your PayPal. I'm feeling generous. Send a dick pic with timestamp to degenerateNamedN on kik and ill give you money for the mouse pad ;3
>>739043600
i learned a while ago one of my family member's probably gonna die so thats awesome
>>739043762
no thanks, i'd rather pay for stuff mysefl
>>739044183
Oh sorry to hear that
I'm dealing with the same thing
gay
>>739044416
Yeah but check out these 4s
>>739044527
Fuck i missed
>>739041512
I'm polish xD
>>739044570
Kik B)
>>739044263
it could totally be prevented but we aren't able to
>>739044416
Yes please.
>>739044979
It's just age that's happening here.
Can I get me a uhh... lizard please?
>>739032654
>>739032915
>>739032959
>>739032960
>>739033191
>>739033312
>>739033445
>>739033450
>>739033474
>>739033629
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5969a08b5466a
>>739032654
>wat do
thank the stars his cock is human shaped instead of dog then get on my knees
>>739043421
enema is the best honestly.
As for shaving I use the beard trimmer on my electric razor for shaving back there. Still be careful though because you might cut it if you don't.
>>739044570
SkÄ…d jesteÅ›? :o
>>739045059
well its not age, more like threats that been taken too far.
>>739045729
threats? What's going on?
>>739044802
Sulejek
>>739045839
To masz blisko do warszawy co? :p
>>739032654
Is he talking about Pepsi or his junk, because I don't like Pepsi.
>>739045789
i cant really say any more, 'specially here.
>>739046419
ah alright
>>739046522
sorry.
also, csgo cooldown so wassup
>>739046662
Nothing much
Just got >>739042294
done tonight
Who wants to watch a movie?
>>739032654
Say "on the rocks"
>>739046901
Porn movie?
>>739046774
thats gay as fuck
>>739047108
Nah, i was thinking hardcore Henry
R8 my pistols
>>739047547
And the other one
>>739047547
>>739047776
I like them, they are aesthetically pleasing. Nothing on there I don't like. That being said I don't know shit about guns anyways even if they are pellet guns or whatever kind of gun that is. 10/10
>>739047504
Hunnibuns wanted to watch that.
>>739048074
Airsoft. I run in like a mad cunt and run up on people with rifles. One dude even said they would be afraid to see me with a rifle. Being suicidal and having no sense of self preservation is terrifying for others in the sport :)
>>739048297
that's understandable since they probably haven't seen someone do it before. Hey as long as it works for you keep doing what your doing.
>>739048399
I need more madmen to run with me. I got a girls number by being insane but she doesn't cyka such b. I suppose if I was ever not gay I could get laid that way. Meh. Dick is better than puss any day. Need me an airsoft furry gamer bf. How slim are my chances?
>>739048566
*who is also a top
>>739048566
a lot less slimmer than you think probably. If I could guess there are probably quite a few.
>>739048727
I'm making foam ears to put on my helmet via Velcro and putting a vynil OwO on my face mask. How many more flags should I put on myself?
>>739047139
Yeah I know
>>739049000
How long does it take to process? im thinkin about gettin it after i move in 2 months
>>739049216
How long does what take?
>>739049252
gay furry license xd
lemme know how nice it is once you get it fam
>>739049617
It's awarded instantly anything goes up your ass or you put your dick in another mans ass.
>>739049702
I think I might have 4 by now
Oops :3c
>>739049702
what if it is a humanoid dildo
but honestly the only furry thing i have is a bunch of lucario plushes, but even then its technically just pokemon.
>>739049915
You get a free car wash if you collect 10
>>739050030
Still counts
>>739050088
woo, ill try for ultra faggot fur license then
I really like pressing my lips and nose onto my boyfriends ballsack and just nuzzle and sniff it. It feels so nice and warm and the smell is really sharp and murry. Same with rubbing my nose against his tailhole and nuzzling and sniffing it. More so than licking them. Does anyone else like intimate smells of their partners privates?
>>739050539
Nah, I just like getting railed
I can't believe I survived that.
My gay furry licence should be arriving in 3 days.
Just got this email. Anyone know anything about this?
Hey guys
>>739051306
Hello
>>739051306
Hey. Hows it?
Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees, look at these
Rookies around us, aren't you glad you found us?
Now if you are who you say you are, get up here to the bar
We'll plot out a plan to take down the man
>>739036236
Some bars will let you in if you're 18 or over just won't let you drink.
>>739051748
Hello again statue head guy
>>739051928
I got in one time. They said they would charge me for soft drinks bc it was my first time there. I drank $478.95 worth of grenadine and sprite.
I'm banned now
>>739051748
That looks like a rap.
Hows the new painting going?
>>739052020
and you paid how much? This seems like to be an amusing story to this..
We'll start with that new future superstore and steal all their
Decorative rocks, we'll fight all their rent-a-cops
And for the freeway maintainers who assist our escape
We've got sandwiches, chips and cold Gatorade
>>739051944
Hello, I've been here like Old Kentucky Shark.
>>739052109
Bad, I had to destroy all the work I've done on it.
>>739050539
yea
>>739052157
I paid nothing lol. They said they would charge me when I walked in. 6 and a half hours later and about 4 bottles of grenadine I got kicked out. Was somewhere around 200 glasses -ish. How am I 6 feet tall 145 pounds? Idk but I love not having consequences
>>739052509
Would not charge*
>>739052258
Sounds like something I would do.
I was hoping I'd get to see it but there's always other paintings.
>>739052348
Hows it going?
>>739052551
Every time I type "wouldn't" it keeps fucking me and swapping it. Damn phone
We'll expose all the bicyclists who really are
DUI students who can't drive their cars
And we'll take stucco dust and wet drywall sludge
Combine 'em just right to make fuck the valley fudge
>>739052751
It's just part of the process. Put things in, build and build and build, then tear it all down and start over.
>>739046415
Nope, okolice olsztyna
Hello
Apple bee's, Chuck E. Cheese, dirty deeds
Don't you see? 'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate, my love
Napoli's, antifreeze, calories, can't you see?
'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate and my love
>>739052978
Hello.
>>739051306
Gib kisses.
>>739052978
Hello.
'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate and my love
'Fuck the valley' fudge, my hate, my love
'Fuck the valley' fudge
'Fuck the valley'
Fuck
>>739052509
6 Feet and only 145 lbs. kinda jelly atm. Anyway, it would've probably only cost them $100 for the drinks
>>739052551
>>739052784
I kinda assumed it to be that, since it didn't make sense otherwise.
>>739052835
True. It only bothered me because of a perceived loss of opportunity.
>>739052978
Hello
>>739053069
Hey. Did things work out with your bro?
>>739053434
Yeah, he responded well to antibiotics, was only in the hospital for 2 nights.
Hay there.
>>739053654
Post butt.
>>739053518
Good to hear. How are you doing?
>>739053654
Hay is for horses.
I'll never return
(I'll never return)
I'll never return to Shangri-La
(I'll never return)
Never return to Shangri-La
(I'll never return)
Never return
(I'll never return)
>>739053434
It's the same for every painting and drawing I've ever made. You put something in, you make your marks, you see if they work, how they all interact, then if you take paint them out. The finished piece will can only be stronger for it.
>>739053715
Okay
>>739053767
Back into WoW. Yay.
>>739053826
That's not your butt.
>>739054033
not gonna post my own butt on 4chan, silly.
>>739054161
Do it.
>>739053818
Well you know more about it than I do.
>>739054161
Do it fag.
>>739054328
>>739054335
nuh-uh
>>739054335
Painting isn't just about putting in. It's as much to do with editing what you're making as it is making. In this work both putting in and destroying serve as creative acts. And even though they have been removed the evidence for them is still there, just under the surface.
>>739054439
Come on. I'm going to bed in 10 minutes. I want something nice to dream of.
>>739054479
Pretentious fuck
>>739054808
not happening, but I hope you can sleep well regardless.
>>739055124
Aww.
Well thanks anyway. I'll just try to imagine a butt.
Maybe one day you'll grow some balls.
>>739055224
My butt is something you need to earn.
I can't just give it away to everyone.
ass hole
Goodnight.
>>739051461
Hey Luc
>>739051635
Playing Rise of the Tomb Raider
You?
>>739053069
>gibs da kisses
Go bed
I'm just messing with you. I don't post my butt here except for that one time I did but I won't do it again.
>>739055450
Goodnight.
>>739055468
Watching epic meal time but it's epic bed time now. Night.
>>739054960
Maybe, or maybe you're just a fucking retard.
>>739055363
>not giving your ass up to serve anyones needs
fucking amateur
>>739055564
Night
>>739032654
> disregard human cock, acknowledge canine humanoid nature
> take him by mine or his will to a scientist
> ???
> Profit!
>>739056367
That's how you get HIV.
>>739056596
unless you live in the third world or the US that wouldn't even be a problem
>>739056773
I actually just looked up how many people have HIV/AIDS in my country and its more than I thought.
life is like a nigger
here in, old nig
hey fags <3
how is everyone?
>>739059493
I don't want it to be Monday tomorrow.
>>739060450
sameeeeee
dead thread
>>739061831
:/ everyone left
>>739062094
I really don't understand why EU hours are always so empty.
Where are my euro furfags at?
wew
lad
>>739063891
hawt
Bumpin
Bump
>>739050539
>tfw i'll never inhale the smell of a bf's balls
>>739068021
o boy
do you know the sauce?
>>739068591
it's awful
the crop is better
>>739069522
morning
sup?
>>739069574
Hello
grundle stynke
>>739069574
Playing Rise of the Tomb Raider
You?
watersports is awful
>>739069911
nice, that's a good game
i'm just listening to asmr and gonna get some leftover pizza from the fridge
>>739069970
Watersports is good
ish
>>739069970
Yeah
TR was gore mania
This one has been fun too.
Enjoying it on a 65" UHD tv
So pretty and buggy
Had the mine cart you have to push after Jacob go crazy all over. it fell apart and a twister took it. Every enemy is shooting at it too. On guy threw a grenade and the cart threw it back. And i got all the xp. Funny bugs
Had to wait for it to chill out and push it to get the knife
everything in moderation
>>739070398
sounds pretty nice but yeah it's kinda buggy and the AI is.. interesting
>>739070747
Can't wait tell the 20th
Wii U should be here so I can try LoZ:Breath of the Wind
Unless the ass hole delays the package more
>>739071330
nice, botw seems like a great game
i still have yet to play it
hopefully it comes in then
>>739071678
Cross dressing Link
Possible gay system
Tony Hawk Pro Skate around (v.g.dunkey joke)
Launch yourself across the map
>>739063891
>>739071819
sounds like a great game ngl
>>739072267
Fucking brilliant
new bread thread?
>>739072555
Ned bread dead thread, fred