This is a safe space. Tell your friend's secrets that they

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Safe space on 4chan? I don't think so.

My secret is:

TOP ZOZZLE!

>>739029011
It is though.

>>739029645
right, not even russia can hack 4cham

>>739029870
Honestly, I don't think Russia ever has hacked 4chan. So it must be true.

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Tell me your secrets.

>>739029870
>>739029978
What exactly would anyone gain from hacking 4chan this site doesn't store personal data of any kind, or at least not any im aware of

>>739029978
exactly. There is more classified/secret info on 4chan's servers than nsa, cia, kgb combined.

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>>739030140
>doesn't store personal data of any kind
ikr!!1!

>>739028815
M O M F O N G E R

>>739028815
one time i thought my coworker died in the bathroom but instead of doing anything i just kept working

>>739030475

i hate dealing with ppl's shit too anon

>>739028815
I night be the father of two first borns from two friends. I hooked up with one when her husband was away for basic training and the other one on her wedding night right before the reception. both kids have my hair and eyes and look nothing like the dad's.

>>739030607
yeah most of my secrets are just letting others be pieces of shit and not intervening when i clearly should have

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>>739028815
I don't believe that black people should really count as human. I also think it's really funny when they deservingly get shot by police.

I wrote a 45 page essay on superhero movies for a college film class, though the only person to have read it is my professor. I got an A on it, but I wish I had someone else in my life to share it with so I could feel good about myself.
I totally ignore politics/news because it makes me so anxious I can't focus on my own life. I also don't vote, but I live in a state utterly dominated by democrats, so it hardly matters.
I've cheated my way to an A in numerous uni classes. I'm not very intelligent, but I know how to give professors what they want.
I like the band Echosmith write shipping fanfiction, I'm a guy in my 20s.

>>739031326
Mad white boi detected ;)

>>739031326
Its funny the two or three decent black people i have ever met, who were intelligent and free thinking completely agree with that sentiment.

>>739031504
Forgot to add an and to that last sentence.

>>739031326
Yeah. I really think the world would be a better place if we straight up eliminated niggers and Muslims from the world.

>>739030336
in the back of the car??

I'm a gay furry with a thumb drive with several gigabytes of gay furry porn. Someday i wish to own a bad dragon dildo to fuck myself with. I fear all social interaction and I secretly wish I could just die but I don't my family to feel sad about my death and there are still some things in this life I find worth living for. I don't want to live but I don't want to die.

i want to kill and rape black people

I like Cats
goddess cats

>>739031911
dubs

I've been waiting for my boyfriend to propose to me, we've been in this relationship for YEARS. I keep all my frustrations inside, I have nobody to talk to, everyone thinks I'm the "cool girl" "super chill" "doesn't need a ring to feel commitment" type of chick. Im fucking tired of that shit.

I support Israel.

>>739032541
tits or gtfo

am a fucking 22 year old kissles virgin

>>739032673
Fuck off

I am 33 years old from Michigan currently dating a 16 year old girl that I met at church.

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>>739028815
I worked with top secret programs dealing with sensitive subjects including but not limited to, military, intelligence, and cypress security. To this day i always check my back. I even search under my own car for devices. Odd right? Then again I am only telling a story. who knows if its true. Take it from a fool. Fight don't hide. Stand up for your rights.

>>739028815
I piss in juice boxes and stack them up. when i have about 10 liters i put them in a garbage bag and trow them in my neighbor's trash right before the garbage truck comes.
then i watch the truck crush them ind think of my piss soaking all the garbage.

>>739032541
you should just step up propose to him.

im going to kill myself after my mother dies so that i dont make her sad

>>739032993
You fuckin?

>>739028815
I once drunk a whole bottle of Oxidane.

>>739032541
Why not tell him you want to take it '1 step further' ?

>>739033238
Soon. She's Filipino.

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>>739033187
Life is worth too much. Don't give up. Fight on. Keep walking down your road and if the road runs out then start building.

>>739033052
i take it you used to pull all those tricks on other people. bugging houses/cars, low jacking ect.
you know first hand how easy it is to spy and that's why you are paranoid.

>>739032541
tell him in other forms of telling shit like "when we have a house n kids" or do drama like pretending you think he doesnt love you

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>>739033353
Well it's only a story. Contracts suck. Life sucks. It's easy for big brother to see what your doing. Even Google is doing it right now.

>>739032993
you'll burn in hell anon

>>739033604
it's harder for them then yo think, and easier at the same time.
we have to remember that world governments aren't united in that way despite what aluminum hats will tell you.
technology isn't magic and there are plenty of ways to make it harder for them.

that said, most of us are lazy and/or don't give a shit and that is big brothers best weapon.

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>>739033604
Yyyyup. There's probably enough dirt on me, well, I'll never get into politics that's for sure.

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>>739030140
Even if it did, what any government would do with all this neckbeard sadness that is /b/

>>739033929
care to share what kind of dirt and why you might think that?

>>739028815
i've still in love with the same girl for 5 years already, we dated along ago and every time we about to date again something shitty happens, ive having other girls for moving on just to end up more in love with her and dying for try again

>>739034044
Posting on secrets threads on 4chan

>>739033929
if you are worried about metadata/browsing history and so forth. that data is kept for a limited time and the older it gets the less relevant it is.
unless you are a subject of a criminal investigation, nobody is gonna care about some redundant IP logs that are 15 years old, if they even keep it that long. Hard drives cost money ya know. Just hope you aren't on a watch list

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>>739033903
It's bad for us. Even now some idiot could be reading this and misunderstanding. It could even be me. Only the USA has the power to shape the world. Then again were to busy fighting each other to see the real problems. The shadow government and this world government is just them trying to hide the truth. The real shit. Snowden was only the tip. Too hot for the world. And this BS about aliens? yea right. I hate to say this but the real truth hurts.

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>>739033929
If the Trump can do it, so can you. Don't give up unless you don't wanna do it. Then just do it to fuck shit up.

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>>739033929
>that furniture

what is the thing on the side port

>>739032716

Had my first kiss at 17... Just put yourself out there and it'll happen eventually

>>739035676
>it'll happen
>it
>rape

My girlfriend is a registered sex offender

I stole a private video of my sister giving birth, i saw her vagina, her butt and her tits, and feel pretty bad and guilty

The best thing about my part-time summer job is all the cute lolis. Getting paid cash under the table is just a nice bonus.

i create elaborate lies whenever I'm with someone so that I can try to emotionally and physically control them so that they won't ever leave me.

>>739028815
I'm a 24 year old who still lives with his mom and has no movivation/ambition to improve my life. I'm also pretty sure I'll die alone because I'm a beta retard who has no interesting things about himself and also lacks any confidence to ever show someone I like I have feelings for them. I should probably just get to killing myself already

>>739036590
david koresh, is that you?..

Judge f c fisher of Medicine Hat Canada presided over a criminal trial in which the prosecutor was also the defendants attorney (2006)
Resulted in imprisnment
>case was sealed

I paid to watch some guy jerk off in my car

>>739037014
how much did you pay? if you want someone to do it again, give me a call!

I know why we build castles in the sky

>>739036235
Story time?

>>739036571
Lifeguard?

>>739036874
not too late. Get off your ass and make some changes

>>739028815
I put peanut butter in my asshole and my gf eats it out

>>739037730
nah, nothing that exciting, that's way too much responsibility. it might seem pretty retarded but basically i make snow cones, kids love snow cones.

I have this huge crush on this girl that graduated from my school. I want to ask her out on a date but no money or car. I sometimes just wish I could take her out and fuck her but like I said I can't.

>>739028815
I was fucked by random strangers that I met at a convention. They took me back to their hotel room and took turns fucking my ass and filling me up with their cum. I was limping amd could barely walk out after they all finished.

>>739038329
Well, aim to get more money and a car then.

>>739038422
Yeah the thing is that I'm just scared that by the time I do get the money to have a car it'll be too late.

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>>739028815
I have a secret. Right before m00t sold the site originally he almost got into some deep shit because of shit that went down on this site at the time. Long story short, all mods are in complete cooperation with FBI and law enforcement. If some one reports murder, then let's say some b/tard describes same murder on a "secrets" thread in full detail. FBI can request archives and all associated IP's with that thread, and the MOD's ask them if they want fries to go with that and hand them over.

people in my school thought i was autistic until grade 9 because i didnt interact with anyone

>>739028815
I let my best friend fuck my girlfriend after she passed out from taking one too many shots

>>739036890

well I don't believe myself to be a prophet, but sure. it is me my child.

>>739038896
welcome back!

I pooped my pants

>>739038597
You do realise a secret is something that not everyone knows, right?

>>739038550
Well, you can start by just talking to her. If she likes you she will deal with you lack of car and job, but only for a while. So long as you have goals and are progressing it should be okay.

I want to fuck my neice

>>739038364
female or male?

i drink to squash my social anxiety

>>739039231
Male but I've been transitioning to female for the past four years.

>>739039177
Yeah I landed a job with a networking company which pays like 300 a week. I just don't know what to say to her we were in band together back in school but she really only talked to me because I was one of the leaders in the band. At one point she started doing this thing where she would yell "my hero" whenever she saw me. I thought it was a sign Hey I should talk to her but I was too much of a beta.

>>739039218
well id hope so, otherwise you would be a homosex faggot nigger

sometimes i bump threads

>>739039468
Now is the time. You can start by talking with her about band and how she is doing now. Maybe joke about that hero stuff. I myself was too much of a wuss to talk to girls during high school, but after I talked to the same girls you eventually find out you both liked each other--then you can take it from there.

I am a taco elitist. I hate Mericans who are trying to appropriate tacos. I also hate when dumb burgers overfill their tacos with meat. You fucktards do realize that tacos are about the delicate balance of all ingredients.

>>739040402
Thanks anon I'll try to do that.

im fuck buddies with my friend/housemate's gf's 13yo sister, we fuck a couple times a week at least. He is the only other person who knows

>>739040745
Pedo

My secret is, falling asleep with my hand holding my junk.

>>739040745
your age? housemates GF age?

>>739040796
13 years, not days/months... im not saying i wouldnt fuck a younger girl but it's not a mission or deep desire.

Fucked Cousin
Stolen Money
Stolen Expensive Items
Lied
Hired to do a few no-no things

>>739041171
lol this made my night

I touch my penis when my girlfriend rolls over at night because im bored of her. But my girlfriend is really a pillow with an anime character on it.

>>739040924
im 18+ but not older than 25....
she is 17

>>739041453
fucking her 13 sister bareback or on birthcontrol?

>>739041171
>no-no things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spgGg85a3yE

>>739028815
i want to rail the hell out of my wifes kid. not my kid, my stepdaughter. i'd fuck her eyes out.

>>739041453
>>739041436
i keep getting A description for this result is not available because of this site's robots.txt , wat do

>>739034642
Tape, retard.

>>739038364
That's kinda hot. Being used by several males is my fantasy.

>>739041866
Make it a reality then.

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>>739036571
>cute lolis
Nigger those are children

When my dog died i had sex with it for a week before i burried it.

>>739042137
I'm not attractive at all so my chances are slim

>>739033187
How could she be sad if she's dead?

>>739042249
You could still probably get lucky with some guys.

>>739042269
Are you stupid?

I was the one who let the dogs out back in the days... people have been asking about it

I'm black, in America, and glad we had slavery. Shit would've been fucked if we stayed in Africa.

>>739041545
before bc we usually used a condom but not always depending on her cycle, only came in her a few times. she's been on bc for the last couple months so we never use a condom now.

>>739042222
Nice quads

>>739032541
If this isnt bait then just fucking tell him you dumb cunt , the whole "man always have to do the first move" belief is stupid as shit

>>739028815
I had a dream about murdering someone last night...It was a wet dream.

>>739030865
Holy shit anon dont your cumdumpster know this thing called abortion cuz fuck why tho

>>739042458
nice, greentext first time or best fun yet with her? and describe her.. or pics of her or someone who looks like her

>>739031326
True my dude

>>739036874

Literally the exact same boat as you. Same age, same everything. Don't kill yourself. There is hope.

>>739032541
Kek stupid bitch just give him some signal
>urr durrr im frustrated but i dont talk or anything my him urrr durrr

I can only cum of its on my moms underwear

I posted nudes of my ex and her friend recognized her and told her and yet I still post her nudes anyway

I can only get hard to crush porn. Seeing an animals scull get crushed makes my cock diamonds

I have a foot fetish. I'm afraid to tell anyone because I know how singled out we are when compared to normal fetishes like tits or ass. When my parents found out, they were appalled. I tried to tell a 'good' friend of mine, but he was so shocked and disgusted that I had to play it off as a bad joke for the sake of keeping our friendship. Not to mention that the thought alone of anyone else finding out of it makes me sick to my stomach. -anon

>>739038597
I knew those mods were fucking faggot thx you my man

I once banged a deaf girl, she was very drunk and i actually thoght she was gonna say rape the next morning but no, she actually add me on facebook, we start chatting, but because i just fucked her i didnt knew much abot her, me being a producer asked "what kind of music you listen to ?"

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

>>739039417
Okay faggot

>>739043519
so you would have preferred a blind date?

My wife wanted s divorce so i turned cuck. When she had a black baby i got a divorce and got awarded alimony. It has been five years and she is still paying me.

I am known to be straight as a rod and very anti-sexual (as in I rarely think with my dick) among all of my social circles. I have a full beard and am on my way to bearmode build. I'm 20 years old and I'm quite popular with my coworkers and friends and family. I've got an awesome job that I love and I came out of a nasty relationship on top (she lost her house, car, and support network and I got all of that and more). My life is fucking awesome.

I am completely unsatisfied with my life. I know that objectively it is the best it has ever been and it is only getting better, but I have no desire to live this life that I have. I want to be a cute femboy puppy that is used by his masters like the slut he is. I want to be loved and cherished and fucked by my masters; to be their only puppy, to be the only one they use. I want to satisfy their every desire and to live out my days as a furry slutboi.

I actively pray for terminal cancer.

>>739043477
Don't sweat it too much anon. Just find a qt with cute feet and lick them. Not that hard, m8.

And just make sure that if you ever tell anyone about a fetish that they understand that the fetish is strictly a bedroom thing and that it changes nothing about you as they know you.

Don't wear your fucking fetish on your sleeve you autists.

>>739043641
anon good job on the alimony. The money would have been wasted on the nappy headed nig nog.

>>739043477
Anon im in the same boat but trust me a lot if guyz have this fetish and once you Will find a girl who you Will trust and you Will tell here this it will be ok she could even like it look my slut he more into this than me i swear she want my cum on her feet and sorry for bad english

>>739043632
Liked

>>739043707
what happens in the fur suit....

can be washed out later....

might as well go for it and be happy

>>739043983
I'm actually considering it but I really don't want to submit myself to pure degeneracy.

I'm definitely waiting for my chance to lock down some gently dominant qt to hypnotize me into letting her rape me while I wear a collar and eat actual dog treats.

But yeah, sometimes I just want to suck a good dick and that makes me so depressed, honestly. Worst part is that I KNOW I'd be good at it.

>>739042684
im too lazy/unsober to grntxt but the best time was when he came home early from work while we were fucking in the shower and when we got out he saw us. was really awkward for him, but me and her didnt really care.

I'm a serial killer, I have killed 17 and have an 18th lined up that I'm gathering intelligence on beforehand.

Believe me or don't the choice is yours and I don't need your belief to validate my passion.

>>739044230
so how has parents not found out about either of you fucking their underage daughters? tips?

>Getting married soon but not sure if I actually want it or not, feel pretty uncomfortable.
>She's good on paper but I feel like I'm looking for bad things, not sure if I'm just a bit fucked up.
>Can't really leave her cos she'd probably an hero. >Don't have many friends so I haven't told a soul.

What do?

i put cream cheese on my dick and let my cat lick it off when i was in high school

khajiit blowjobs don't sound as fun to me as they did when skyrim first came out

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>>739028815
I told my husband that I am in a relationship with a man 10 years younger than him. Since then my husband has been eating like a crazy person. He already gained 15 kilos. Still, doesnt want the divorce. I dont understand his obsession with me and I honestly think he is crazy.

>>739044226
get a fursuit... discreetly go to furry meet up... you'll figure out soon enough if you want to finish or just go home alone. if that doesn't work out then go to girl and dogtreats.

>>739044294
How do you murder your victims? Can you name one of them? Do you take trophies?

>>739044410
Learn to love through problems and work on your communication. Continue with the marriage, it's only scary because it's a big decision.

If you really love this person, then you'll make it work. Don't give up on yourself and don't give up on them. And whatever you do, acknowledge that she can make mistakes; don't idolize or deify her.

>>739033187
I have exactly the same plan

>>739044410
sure, because a sham of a marriage will SOOO make things better.

I like to wear womens underwear

>>739044440
are you 19?

>>739044587
thirded

>>739044706
29

>>739044440
So you cheated on him and now he is depressed.

once fucked my step mom and step sister at the same time

>>739044785
Look like your a fat cunt who didnt have enough fun before she became ugly and fat just drop your husband let yourself get fucked by the young one before he get tired of you disgusting loose pussy and then die alone like you deserve

>>739044556

I pre-prepare a victims home by creating an entry point as well as cutting phone and power lines.
Strangulation is my preferred choice because it is a quiet method, and more importantly because rope/cord is a generic item that isn't noticed when you purchase it.

I never take trophies, evidence is my enemy.

My most memorable victim was called Melissa. I wont give you any more information on my victims other than that though.

>>739044514
>get a fursuit
I mean I could, but fixing up my car and maintaining that I am a normal cis white male and not some furry petplay degenerate faggot costs a decent amount of my income.

Also, I feel like I'd get into the situation, suck a bunch of furry dick, then realize what I've done and kill myself. On top of that, getting railed by a couple furry doms isn't what I'm looking for. I just want to be a cute femboy puppyslut that gives mad head, but only for my masters. I can't exactly do that and keep myself on track with my gruff exterior (beard, bearmode, deep voice, etc).

>>739044576
Thanks for this anon, this is actually a good reply.

We do have similar plans in life, and she's intelligent, decently funny and really cares about me.

She is a little bit hard to live with although I'm probably a bit anal about things. She is also pretty emotional, needy and sometimes unpredictable.

The sex is okay but I keep comparing it to my ex who was amazing in bed.

The only other problem I guess is that every girl I dated in my life was my 'type', which she does not fall into. Sometimes I find myself looking at other chicks wishing my gf looked like that. But I guess you always want what you don't have right?

>>739044396
parents probably know older one is having sex but i dk for sure, if so it's not a big deal. for me and her it's pretty easy, we dont tell anyone and always fuck where the parents or other people arent, so usually my place

>>739044893
I dont consider it cheating because he was aware of everything.
>>739044976
Hes the fat one. Not me. And before all that I was very respectful towards him. I asked for the end of the relationship and he threatened with an hero talk.

>>739045312
He was aware? Like he allowed it to happen?

>>739033187

Don't be a fag, do it

>>739045312
Loyalty is loyalty cunt.

>>739045441
I told him that I would do and he didn't say a single thing about.
>>739045522
You know nothing about life

>>739031757
that's not a secret anon

I'm slowly losing my sanity. Antagonized constantly by goals just out of reach, disaster after disaster blowing up under every step like im in a minefield.

I've gotten so bitter and angry i know i can't contain it forever, and i don't know what its going to be like when i finally snap.

>>739045031
anon how does killing these women make you feel?

My name is Brendan and I'm in the closet- my dad Donald would not approve and I'm very scared to tell him in fear that he would beat me. I've held a girlfriend named Mackenzie for a few months just to act straight but nothing feels right. If only I could make him understand.

>>739045653
So he wasn't okay with it? Well, I guess you should cut him some slack though. Understand he is dealing with a lot of emotions. If you wanna separate, do it, but don't put him through this love triangle shit. I think you mentioned earlier he threatened to an hero, well... if he does after you talk about it and you really care just call 911. Perhaps him being in a psych ward might help.

>>739045198
I'm honestly wired very, very differently from normal people, but I'll give you advice as best I can.

The most effective solution for you is to fall madly in love with her by any means necessary. This is also the most reckless option. It's reckless because I don't mean the normie kind of "falling in love" where you're just in a committed relationship and enjoy the other person as a best friend as well as a lover. I mean you need to get yourself to the point where you feel so much love for this woman that it hurts. Get to that mythical point where you literally don't need anything in life but her.

Not always viable and it is extremely dangerous to your psyche and occasionally well being, but it will make you satisfied with her.

More realistic advice is to ease yourself into a sort of positive complacency. If you really want to spend the rest of your life with this woman but are afraid of growing bored or something, you need to turn off all of your romantic and sexual drives for anyone but your fiancee/soon to be wife. This will be extremely difficult but it's possible. Just make sure that you don't lose sight of your intimacy with her.

As for the sex thing, just teach her but in a way that it doesn't feel like you're teaching her.

Change your type by redefining your standards for her (this helps you to fall madly in love with her). Look into cognitive theory (event > emotion > thought > action) and therapy.

>>739045938
fag

>>739045938
anon your dad knows you are a fag.

>>739045989
to clarify, redefine your standards to match her better. make her your type.

I masturbate to George bush and pretend big brother is watchong me.

I got banned from my old daycare when I was 7 because I convinced several kids to lick my penis, and they did it on multiple occasions. Still not sure if that counts as 3rd base or not.

Iam 24yo and i only slept with 1 girl, i feel like half-virgin

Ive been hiding away from my parents for like 2 years because I got caught masturbating

>>739045146
I fuck a couple of furry puppy slut bears regulary. Im talking big chunky bearded men, masculine in the outside, fem pups behind a locked door. Don't let your build or social persons stop you, follow your gut.

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My friend made a YouTube channel when he was in the 5th grade. It got hacked and he has no way of deleting or taking down the videos. I'm the only one who knows about. He's fucking terrified of people knowing it exists.

>>739046115

Thanks anon. I'm considering trying this. Need to pry a bit a make sure she's not secretly feeling the same.

But yeah, thanks for actually trying to help rather than just replying with "dump her! move on!" etc.

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>>739042684
>describe her
she has an awesome ass, dk if i have pic or not. she always wears tight pants/shorts to show it off. cute little shaved innie pussy also

>goes to secret sharing thread
>tells /b about foot fetish
>actually gets decent advice

Something isn't right here...

>gets topped by a literal fucking serial killer

There we go.

I'm only transgender because I was abused and neglected as a boy until a man protected me from the bigger boys and cherished me to the point I bent over for him (my idea, because at school it was hinted that a man is supposed to own his inferiors and make them his bitch). Him protecting me and being his bitch made me want everyone else to be gentle and cherishing to me the same way he was. Now as a girl I got what I wanted completely and all the men giving me gifts, taking me out, etc- doesn't mean anything special anymore and I think about that first BF whenever my life is falling apart.

I hope this is an actual safe space but I know I just made myself a huge target XC

>>739045312
Fuck you you are like everything I hate in women your mind is so fucked

>>739046190
This is actually super encouraging but the idea of casual sex doesn't really appeal to me. I'm definitely a lot more comfortable (at least atm) with my furry fucktoy fantasies than I was when I first posted in this thread. Thanks anon(s).

I'm definitely excited to be owned in the future by some qt though. Just wish I looked the part of the twink puppy, but I can't change that without everyone finding out, so I guess I'll stick with gruff exterior femboi interior.

I just hope I don't get drunk and tell anyone about this, because I'd have to take more action than praying for cancer if anyone found out IRL.

>>739046225
What are those video anon share them so we can have a good laugh or nah

>>739046395
bra size? and how not take pics? or not want evidence laying around?

>>739046365
No problem, mang. I just wish my ex had tried to change for me like I changed for her.

But I guess I've got a chance at finding someone who isn't a fat, useless sack of negativity now. Silver lining and all that.

>>739046544
you're trans because you want the D and be the girl.

bullying doesn't make you trans.

>>739046675
32B. yeah, really no point for us to take any pics.

>>739046779
It wasn't just bullying, it was abuse from my family and all factors of my life. I was a very sensitive needy kid.

But thank you, that is very sweet and reaffirming for me. The person I am now is 100% honestly just a sweet girl who wants to sexually serve a boy who will protect me. Nothing more. However I became that person isn't important anymore even if I wasn't always that person.

>>739046724
Hope it works out for you man. Work hard and keep your head high I say.

>>739042249
You're talking about guys here. Guys would fuck anything with or without pulse.

>>739042426
Underrated post

Gave cousin handjob
Offically fucking redneck whitetrash

i know where cotton eye joe came from and went

I like to hide my phone in the bathroom taking a video of my mom showering

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I'm really into beastiality but not the usual like dogs, more like sharks or dolphins, so I was at an aquarium where you could pet dolphins and it was about to close so there was nobody else there, so I started fingering one of the dolphins and actually had an orgasm from just doing it, turns out the dolphin was pregnant and I killed it
I killed a baby dolphin(s)
>pic not related

>>739047021
Thanks, anon. I'm really trying, but I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place at the moment.

The rock being suicide over loneliness and crippling depression and psychological trauma from being reckless with myself in that relationship and the hard place being recovering from all of that damage and fixing my mistakes that I made for her.

Like I said, love can be reckless. Make sure she loves you as much as you love her.

And for the love of Christ, perfect the art of communication. Both of you. Get counseling before you need it if you have to, take communication courses, fucking hell, learn from gurus if you have to. I've seen so many relationships die because of a lack of proper communication.

Protip: Use "I Statements"
>I feel [emotion]
>when [event/action]
>because [reason]

Example from my own relationship:
>I feel [neglected]
>when [you don't talk to me after sex]
>because [I don't know what you're thinking].

>>739045653
I know you is a whore and ive never cheated.

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this asian chick is only 14 and I don't even care. I love her.

>>739047326
kek cool story

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>>739047409
she's tiny, too.

>>739047326
that's fucked but i kinda wanna see shark pussy out of curiosity

too fucked rn to google it though

>>739047409
are you dating her?

>>739032670
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>739041754
how old is she

>>739047560
no. she a friend of a friends litlle girl

>>739033052
R u the hacker knowen as 4chan????

>>739047616
damn, well maybe your friend's little girl can hook you up on dates if she trusts you enough

>>739038317
You're my kind of fellow.

>>739042775
Please, do. Just record it and post it on the web. We should all be able to enjoy something like this.

>>739045653
you're the reason I dont trust women. There are women out there with good intentions but you give them all a bad name.

>>739047691
shes like a witch or pagan so she is probably already sexually active with a bunch of dudes anyway.

>>739047493
nvm, it's not sexy at all

>>739047378
I'll definitely be working on it.

Things will get better anon. Once I had a relationship with a girl for 4 years who I was madly in love with. I absolutely idolised everything about her and one day she cut all contact because she wanted to go to med school and didn't want any distractions. Took 2 weeks for me to get in touch with her again where she ended it officially, but man I was a wreck.

The next two years of my life were by far some of the loneliest, but I also bettered myself so much. If I can make it through that, so can you.

>>739032993
Keeeeeeeek This a man who is living life to the fullest!

>>739036235
Explain, nigger.

>>739033628
Perfectly legal where I live
>butthurt much? >>739038816

>>739047737
each day I usually see/serve about 50, quite a few cute 8+/10s(face wise and body)

>>739047903
that just means it will be likelier for you anon

>>739046565
>>739047901
Why do you make me look like a demon? Did you even read what I said about him?

I got molested by my best friends older brother, now I see him every other day, never told anybody

>>739031685
I don't think this idiot realizes that if our world was one single race, we'd just find another way to discriminate against one another. And this next reason will be even pettier, somehow.

Humans are the worst.

>>739032993
Did you shave your balls?

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I like thigh highs

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I'm currently in enough pain to become a criminal..
Last week my wisdom teeth started coming up, feels like my upper and lower jaw is splitting in half sometimes. Especially morning/night.

This morning I woke up and almost passed out from the pain (can't afford a dentist visit) so I put my clothes on, went to the closest Lidl and while buying some frozen pizzas I smuggles two bottles of vodka in my bag while a nigger kid was running around screaming.
Currently getting hammered and the pain is getting more and more distant.

>>739028815
Im in LA, wearing a suicide bomb. Tick tock tick

my dick is hard

>>739048280
yeah, you made him feel like shit by telling him you were going to cheat on him, then made him feel like shit by cheating on him, then made him feel like shit by telling him you cheated on him

btfo roastie, brush your teeth with a baretta and then gargle some shotgun mouthwash. no wonder he wants to kill himself; he's got such a disrespectful, unsupportive, disloyal, entitled bitch as a wife. you swore your lives to each other and you gave yourself away to some fuckboy you sow.

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My sister in law's sister doesn't know I fingered her while she slept

>>739048642
Of course she knows you idiot, she just pretended to be sleeping

>>739048642
so your wife?

lol someone suck me

>>739048713 lol whats your name

>>739048538
Itd be nice to try it once
..thats my secret

>>739048417
Been there, done that. Well not stolen booze but had wisdom teeth fuck me. Took 5-6 weeks for the pain to go away. Painkillers didn't work.
A bottle of scotch did. So for 5-6 weeks I drank a 5th of whisky every day. Just constantly taking small sips from morning to night and sometimes during the night.

>>739048565
Tell that bitch, cleanse her with fire

>>739028815
It's been 15 years since I finished high school.

I regularly FB fap over girls I went to school with and haven't seen since.

I have a really good friend of mine who is married but constantly flirts with me, discusses sexual topics and has even stated that he would rape me if he got the chance. I'm in a relationship but am lowkey into it

>>739048417
>can't afford a dentist visit
surely you can find one with a cheap/free consultation. do you have any dental insurance/coverage? based on your income you might qualify for public assistance like medicaid

>>739038597
Make sure you repost this in every one of these threads. There are kids here who do not deserve to go to jail because they made a mistake and bragged about it on a Chinese finger banging site

>>739048723
My brother's wife's sister she came over on Halloween and we got baked. Once she fell asleep I started feeling her up

ever since I kicked out my ex i have questioned my sexuality

i don't really like dicks and i really really like pussy but fuck if i don't want to cuddle up naked with some furbait shota like asriel or n8

why can't i have a stroke from these blood pressure spikes already

>>739048538
>find 12-14 year olds the sexiest age group
said/thought every man ever...

>>739042426
I lost. So who are you, really though?

>>739048565
Oh well. that's your point of view! imo He is an insolent fuck with no self esteem. If you think again, Im actually being very nice to my pathetic husband.

>>739048906
Unemployed NEET. The government will pay only for absolute an absolute emergency and that includes the following
>cavities
>gum infection
>broken teeth
Apparently wisdom teeth causing pain is normal and not covered...

>>739049132
UK? Live in Brighton and that was my situation as well.. "Luckily" enough I got a cracked teeth while eating hard candy one night and had a reason to go. Not that they could do anything anyways, it was slowly growing out. Got some prescription drugs that nearly knocked me out.

>>739031685
You forgot the Jews.

>>739028815
I masturbated 3 times today.

>>739049132
That sucks.
Did you try it though? I can hardly imagine a doctor sending you away in pain (unless you are drunk and ask for tilidine immediately.)

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I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

>>739049132
if your situation doesnt qualify as an emergency, wtf does? you clearly arent looking hard enough for a dentist

>>739049112
LOL no, that's everyones point of view who has any sort of empathy or self respect as a human.

>I dont understand his obsession with me and I honestly think he is crazy.

Do you even know how to marriage? The dude married you because he WAS obsessed with you and loved you all this time. That's the whole point of marrying someone, because you're crazy in love. You have to be the most retarded bitch on this planet.

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>>739032670

>>739049342
Mediocre!
I did it 5 times today and it's only noon.

>>739049112
you are literally the epitome of everything i hate about women and the reason i feel more satisfied imagining myself spooning a soulless goat demon than imagining spooning my ex that i was so in love with

hooker, if you were actually capable of even a fucking shred of nicety and if you gave even an inkling of care for your husband, you would try and work with him to get him through whatever he was going though. you would help to boost his self-esteem rather than wave your saggy cuntflaps at every frat boy that walks within 20 feet of you.

stop deluding yourself into thinking that you're any kind of good because you're not. you're fucking scum and you are the reason your husband has no self esteem. you are the reason he is pathetic. you are the reason you are unsatisfied with your marriage. you are the reason you'll never be satisfied with any person in a committed relationship.

now please cut your brakes and then drive across a bridge sideways you looney whore.

>>739049271
>Brighton
Ever met PewDieFaggot?

>>739049353
What if your sister got pregnant from your soap spooge?

>>739033187
Cool, race her up the stairs at the pearly gates

>>739049112
Anon he is not alone in thinking you are a dirty cunt. Your soon to be ex appears to really love you and you are just taking a big dump on him. Have some empathy for the poor bastard. Maybe he is too weak for you but his feels are still real and painful to him.

>>739049484
No but I have seen him and marzia a bunch of times with their pugs. And that Irish dude jacksepticeye as well.

Am male. I love to wear female panties while masterbating. When I was visiting my older sister I stole a pair of her pink panties. I think they look good on me while I masterbate to the thought of having rough sex with my sister.

>>739049598
Fuck I hate that green haired faggot

>>739049621
I hear that, brother! But with my cousin's

>>739038550
Moments spent in fear are moments hat could be used to arm yourself against fear

>>739046148
My grandma owns a daycare facility that I was raised in. When I was like five or six I got a girl to eat a few of my dingle berrys. Her dad came over and told my grandma.... They gave me what they thought was a stern talking to and The next time I saw her I was chasing her around the room trying to get her to lick my ass hole. Was cash. Regularly played doctor with that bish. Got caught a few times doing that to.

Had a black girl in my preschool flash me her pussy a few times. The teacher didn't do anything that I can remember.

Finally in forth grade there was a transgender girl in my click. I remember hearing rumors and finally confronting her about it. Flat out told me she has a crush on me and we planned to meet behind a building after school. I pussied out about showing my dick but we made a plan to meet up again. She didn't show and I told a few people what happened and that she has a dick. She was not seen at that school again. IDK what happened.

She wanted to fuck me in the ass and in hind sight I find it very odd that she knew we needed lube to fuck.

>>739049655
not the dude you're talking to but i dont think pewdiepie is so bad these days.

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>>739049526
Then oh well. I could care less as long as I get off

>Go to DQ get a blizzards one for me one for sis
>go to empty parking lot and pull out phone and start fapping to her pics
>about to cum turn blizzard upside down and push it down on my dick
>cum in middle of blizzard and take it home and give it to sis
>sister says thanks

>>739049814
you should get some creeps of her!

I have 3 hidden cameras constantly live streaming my neighbors windows.

>>739049800
His girl is hella cute though.

>>739049901
link pls

>>739047149
Dude it's normal. Keeping the retarded offspring isn't though.

>>739033052
>cypress security
Don't fuck with muh tree!

>>739049916
yeah marzia is hot as hell. especially her voice hooly shit.

>>739028815
>Be me
>Be you
>Be your anal
>Be my dick
>Be me fuck you
>Be -------The End-----

>>739049922
Its connected to a tv I have in my room

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>>739049800
I'm talking about jack I actually like pewdiepie alot now

>>739049716
Nice. When I'm visiting her I sleep over and she sleeps near me with a loose top so when she bends over you can get a nice view of her tits. It drives me crazy. I just want to rip her clothes off while she's in bed and go to town on her.

>>739050090
any chance you got of fucking her?

Check these dubs

>>739049986
Jaclspeticeye is the biggest flaming him I ive ever seen and hes annoying as fuuuck

Let's try this again

My girlfriend used to be a massive slut. I told my self that I could never be with someone like her, but i got feelings for her regardless. Now we're together and I get these vietnam flashbacks to things I know she's done, mmf threesome etc. And I know I have to end it but I just can't fucking do it. I also know that she's been posted here at least once, and I keep looking for her pictures to motivate me to break up with that whore. I can't fucking find them though...

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>>739050144
checked

I work security in a massive warehouse.
Have been for 6-7 years, never aimed for anything else. Have a degree in electrical engineering but love this job for one reason. I can sit here and get drunk each night and watch Netflix.
Only "action" I've ever had on the job was some kids skating and a dude spray painting outside.

Dubs for alli

>>739049044
In their head.... In reality those inexperienced girls haven't the slightest clue what they want and likely would bleed and lay there like dead fish. Gross.

When I was seventeen I fucked a fourteen year old. She was taller than me and I couldent even fit two inches into her without her queefing(sounded like a high pitch frog croak). Got blood all over my dick and couldn't even cum.

I can't even imagine a grown man fucking a child. It just couldn't work unless you were completely fucked in the head. No thank you.

>>739043477
A foot fetish...? Your ashamed of that? Jesus dude I'm into rape, drugged sex, loli's and murder. Someone like you has nothing to worry about. Leave the shame to us fuckups who actually deserve it.

Met up

>>739042437
Your welcome.

>>739048463
Whats in extras, my book?

Was in same boat, imaged ssd to new larger. Also no sys res if boot drive first drive

>>739050209
do u carry a gun?

>>739050144
Nah I don't think she thinks of me in that way.

My bf is totally cool that i'm into beast
He wants to watch me get knotted
I also have a uniform fetish
Fat men in uniform make me diamonds

>>739049404
>>739049479
>>739049594
You guys are all butthurted because I am a woman. If it was the opposite you would be congratulating him. I honestly dont believe I am the problem here. And before all that I asked my psychiatrist for advice and she told me to live life. Just one more thing. While you were there typing all this BS, I was making my Hubby some very yummy noms. He's now eating and telling me that I am his unique real friend. Yeah... I also cook and still do all the things he needs to keep his life and go to his nice job.

Once put a camera in the vents above the shower and watched my sister masturbate in the shower.

>>739050388
Yep but I always do that.

>>739036874

I didn't move out officially til I was 29 years old. I had move out 2 times prior but my depression and anxiety always brought me back after I couldn't keep my jobs.

You truly can't fail until you stop trying. It worked for me even though it took years and I wanted to kill myself for the majority of it.

>>739050447
No, I wouldn't be congratulating him. Cheating and being an asshole husband/wife is equally fucking dumb. The fact you need a psychiatrist should tell you enough about how unstable you are.

>While you were there typing all this BS, I was making my Hubby some very yummy noms

Wow, you can cook FOOD?! I guess that makes up for being a terrible person. I sure wish I had a cheating wife who made me kraft macaroni and cheese while telling me its all my fault.

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I'm the guy on that "Age and first sexual fantasy" thread a few hours earlier. I was writing a reply but it got autosaged. Here it is.
>1
Now that I look back, she was probably a few months old. It starts off with a close-up of her pussy, playing with it, trying to finger it, and the rest of the video was a nanny-cam view, the guy's packing a 6" and trying to force it in her. He'd push, she'd cry, repeat. Sometimes he'd try to get comfy so he'd flail her around to get a good position.

I guess it's pretty well known since I got it off the clearnet a few years back. I guess I accidentaly helped take it down too since I used to frequent it but now it's off the web.

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>>739043707
Or instead of killing yourself you could use the resources of your good life to work on your goal. Follow this guide, shave, start doing reasurch on makeup and skincare products, condition your hair to high hell. The only cure for being uncontemp is action and dedication. Get the body and then get the harem.

>>739050447
Youre still a heartless bitch for sleeping around on your husband. Im guessing he has no one else? Wed be cheering you on if you didnt make a life long commitment to the man. Why are you living with him if you dont want to ve with him? Gold digger cunt

>>739050327
>1 personal experience
>everyone must have same
though there's a 98% chance your story is fake as fuck...

>>739050447
anyone who cheats deserves to burn

man, woman, fucking made up gender, it doesn't matter. adultery is the ultimate betrayal and anyone that thinks that it is okay to betray someone that loves them is fucking garbage.

you are fucking garbage and so are all the other cheaters.

people like you fucking disgust me. if fucking random people is "living your life" then so should headbutting knives and masturbating with drills.

again, kill yourself you cheating roastie. if you can't bring yourself to do that then accept the fact that you're a cheating whore and make it up to your pathetic husband. get him to a therapist, get counseling, and fix your fucking marriage. you dumb fucking cunt.

>>739043519
Lol

>>739048565

You don't know their story and she already informed him. Quit being butthurt that it's not sugar and unicorns all the time and come back to reality. The relationship should've ended a long time ago but it's her husband's obsession that's preventing a divorce.

People fall out of love, get the fuck over it.

>>739050840
She shouldnt be living with him if shes going to fuck around on him, hes only going to expect it to get better if theyre in the same house together

>>739050840
if they fell out of love and the relationship needs to end then she needs to actually put some fucking effort into this shit.

the fucking idiot needs to move on and get her out of his life and she obviously doesn't want him around anymore, so what they need to do is get separation therapy. they need to wean this asshole off of her and then help them to start new, healthy lives seperately.

her husband is obviously dependent on her, almost to the point of "tendies" if her lingo is to be taken into account.

so there's my alternate advice, faggot. instead of stalemating this shit, she needs to set him down gently and make sure he gets help if he's really going to an hero.

>>739050701

Wow, everyone just assumes that this is a black and white situation without even considering everything regarding it.As said, she already informed him.

Wow , I can see how ya'll are misogynistic. sad fucks.

just got into a dom/sub life with my cousin, family has no idea and its been fucking magical. give me a couple minutes to greentext it all out.

>>739050681
My story is real and honestly I am disgusted by the thought that there are so many loli threads still. I don't think you have even fucked a real woman. I've had sixty partners since i was 17 , have a few STDs, and TBQH can't imagine a healthy or pleasurable sexual interaction with someone less than fifteen years old...

I think the pedos and loli fagots are delusional and inexperienced with sexual interactions with adult humans.

>>739050999
Its the fact they still live together, hes dependent and shes fucking around. She needs to stop fucking around if shes going to still share a bed. If shes sleeping on the couch its a different story

>>739050701
Is it cheating is you fuck your married cousin?

>>739050995

/b/tards get the fuck over it. A lady fell out of love with her husband and fell for someone else. She confessed. Her husband refuses to end the relationship then pathetically threatens suicide.

Ya'll are the saddest bunch if you're on his side. You don't know their story and for ya'll to wish harm upon her? Realllyyyy?

Gtfo

>>739051144
nah, i like loli and have had plenty of sex with both men and women. you just aren't attracted to it, that's really it.

>>739031504
For what it's worth, you came across as very articulate and intelligent in your post (from the work you've done, etc). Your writing sounds interesting, if you find pleasure in it, don't give up and I hope it goes well for you. I also wanted to offer some support regarding feeling lonesome. I spent a lot of my 20's alone and believing I would never meet someone who could really understand my strange ways and still love me and share all the crap, good and bad. But I'm coming up to my 3rd wedding anniversary and I promise if it can happen for me..., I apologise if this seems at all cheesy or cliche but I mean every word and just wanted to reach out. P.S. please excuse my dyslexia, I've tried to check for all errors :-)

>>739051251
I didnt know she fell for someone, I just thought she was sleeping around

>>739050701
Butthurt virgin?
Sex is just sex.
How about you cheat so you don't damage the relationship?

>>739051341
Sex isnt just sex for both when love is involved

>>739050999
>misogynistic. sad fucks.
>on /b/
>whoda guessed?

>>739050672
Anon, that's my dilemma though. I don't want my life to be flipped and turned upside-down because I became the sparkledog twink I dream of being.

I've seriously considered abandoning bearmode, shaving my body, and losing weight as well as taking supplements and shit to become that femboy puppyslut. But becoming someone's beloved pet isn't my identity. I am that bearmode bearded best friend and even though my life isn't really satisfying, I know that this is who I am socially.

I'd love to be a twink, but I'm not sure if it's worth giving up the identity I've built for myself after all this time.

>>739050701
Better than that. Im going to have a nice shower, wear the lovely dress I bought yesterday and head off to my young lovers house. Then, we're going to fuck each other the whole afternoon and maybe have some ice cream too. Yeah! He has an incredibly big and thick dick. More than riding it I love when he cums in my mouth. How about you, neckbeard? Oh! Will probably spend the whole day and night on 4chan hating people. If by any chance you find a grill someday, she will probably cheat on you. I wish you Lucky with not choking in your own cum.

>>739048448
Where ya goin?

>>739051486
Maybe one has a physical/psychological problem.
>go away and come back when you grow up. Not everything is seen from your perspective

>>739048182
yeah pretty butthurt

>>739045926

I made a mistake and failed to reply in a timely manner, my apologies.

My need to kill is a slow but steady feeling that grows stronger over time, the longer I leave it, the more intense and vivid the desire becomes.
Killing is almost a form of stress relief, all that desire and pressure suddenly evaporates and for many months I feel free. But it always comes back again and again.

So I would say it makes me feel relieved.

>>739050327
>couldn't work unless you were completely fucked in the head

Welcome to /b/ were all fucked in the head