Okay /b/ ive had it, im going to kill myself. I put my. Life

Dick in paper shredder and let yourself bleed out.

>>739021119
head in microwave

>>739021119
spork out both eyes, drink bleach

Send me all ur money then jump off a building and in mid air shoot urself

pic

Dont

>>739021119
Masturbate to Death

>>739021788
nah, bleach in eye sockets
But first, shove gun entirely into your asshole. Stick needle through tip of penis. Swallow rope. Then jump out the window.

>>739021119
swallow draino

>>739021119
glue knives and thumbtacks and broken glass and shit to your steering wheel, then crash into wall at 88 miles per hour

Inject a full needle of bleach, with some air in there, into your bloodstream, in an extremely fast plunger push.

Trips and you get out of your room and find a job, any job and you dedicate your life to that shit.

>>739021119
Plastic fork to the eye

Use the plastic spork to carve brains out

>>739021119
rollin
do a flip

Go to the doctor

>>739021119
Swallow the spork and bleed out through your anus. I did that and it worked good.

>>739022225
Do it OP

>>739022225
Lol quads. First one to roll trips, now do it.

We need proof OP

>>739021119
natural causes

dont kill yourself weak faggot
>BUT IF YOU DO
do it in a way that you can have an open casket

>>739022272
Bitch you one post too late

>>739022555
>gets fucking trips lmao

>>739021119
I doubt you'll actually kill yourself but dude, just think of all the pokemon cards you could collect.

>>739021119
Nitrous or helium through a breathing mask, preferably while taking opiates. There is no god or afterlife, so realize that you are wasting the only thing you ever really had. Hope you decide to do whichever is best for your situation.

>>739022555
Checkd

>>739022626
I posted quads before that post. Now trips. Do I overwrite my previous post? Lol

keep jamming hamsters in your ass until critical mass

heat a knife up and slide it in your ass

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So like, what happens now

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>>739022730
Nigger, it isn't quads if the last number doesn't match.

>>739022992
whyd you bother responding to him

>>739022508
This

>>739022992
>>739022225

Isn't it still trips though? And since I posted the first supposed trips, doesnr he have to do it now?

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>>739023189
No, it's not even dubs.

>>739021119
sit on the spork and scream until you can no longer speak thank drink the bleach

you better stream it to faggot

>>739023189
>fucking newfags
ill be the good guy and explain
no, dubs/trips/quads/quints etc only count if the number starting at the right matches. the last number must match the numbers behind it

Fuck yourself anally witha serrated knife blade, fill ass with lemons and climb in the fridge (you're gonna have to clean it out) cover yourself in condiments and fridge kept meats close the door and finally begin snorting and eating massive amounts of boner pills until your dick explodes and you die. You'll be quite the spectacle for whoever finds you

>>739021119
Just shoot yourself desu.

>>739023336
TIL that I'm a newfag and should make a post like op

Stab yourself in the stomach and you're stomach dissolve you. Or go to north Korea and just break a law their.

>>739021788
Reroll

>>739023776
So close yet so far

>>739021119

Bleach Enema.. Hold it till death

Livestream

>>739021119
If dubs you should postpone your fate and make the same thread tomorrow. If trips then you will contact the suicide hotline and get your life back in shape. If quads you will go on top of a tall building, get naked, put mustard all over yourself and jump off.

>>739021119
how about you don't and try to find something to ease the pain

>>739021119
dig spork into eyes until you hit brain

>>739023977
Reroll

>>739021119
Graduate high school, go into a menial labor job for 40 years, retire from that job and linger on for another 30 years or so until you waste away on life support. Really drag it out.

>>739023911
Fuck

>>739024111
Looks like a sign OP.

>>739024111
You god damned bastard

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>>739024111
And such is the will of Kek

Rape a little girl on Facebook Live non-stop until you suicide by cop by shooting at the cops with your dick still in the girl.

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>>739024111
Why is it always this kind of faggot who gets trips in these threads?

>>739023189
God i fucking hate summer. Fuck off newfag

>>739024111
fucking hell

Have bacon everyday for breakfast.. oh and a pack of cigarettes

>>739021119
Kill Soros and then just KYS

>>739024480
I this not the most torturous death? To live an entire meaningless life only to die alone in obscurity? A fitting end for such a monumental faggot such as OP

But why op?
Please don't do it :(

use the spork, luke

>>739024683
dumbfuck, we want this dont cockblock us
also if trips, die from rectal trauma

>>739024830
Eat my shit if you to see a death kill yourself instead

Why though?

>>739024646
It's boring and predictable. Not a worthy winner. It's like that faggot who posts "sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation". It's played out and unimaginative.

>>739021119
First pour some parfume (or another flamable non-toxic liquid) over your head and then shoot yourself in it

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>>739021119
go full natural selection

Congratulations on your decision to kill yourself!

But before you go, there are some important considerations you may not have considered. Most importantly, do you know what you plan to do with your body once you are dead? This is an important question with serious ramifications. Nobody wants to be the jerk who left some family member to foot the bill for a cremation or worse, a funeral. Caskets aren't cheap my friend. And neither option is Earth friendly. Did you know cremation burns enough fuel to power an average home for a month?

What's a person to do? I have just the thing for you! It's called a mushroom suit. You put it on, give yourself a shallow burial, and die. It's environmentally friendly. It's safe and effective. Mushrooms help decompose your body while removing toxic metals from your corpse, turning them into less toxic compounds! It's the perfect way to dispose of your useless self. Buy one today, visit http://coeio.com/

Tell 'em Jim Russel sent ya!

>>739024997
Good memorable death's should be reserved to those who deserve it. OP is clearly a faggot and deserves no less than a complete and uninspired life.Something that is truly a monument to the waste of flesh that he is.

Blow your brains out in front of the white house.

>>739024111
TRRRRIPPPPSSS

>>739021119
Load up your guns with bleach, and shoot yourself with it.

>>739025203
I'm not even talking about a memorable death, retard. OP's not killing himself. I'm talking about making an interesting post, and not some tired "die of old age" joke that was stale 5 years ago.

>>739021119
Throw everything in the garbage except you. Get yourself a new name and a new city. It worked for me

>>739023334
so close yet so far

Old age/natural causes

>>739025572
That's how you suicide bro. The good side is that you born again knowing everything that will happen, avoiding every trap on the way. It's like Groundhog day or Edge of Tomorrow

suicide by cop while wearing Garfield costume LIVE STREAM

>>739024111
Absolutely insane. He'll never see it coming.

>>739024111
It's a miracle!That this be remembered with chants of Shediley because Almighty Kek saved OP.


Go live your live OP and stop sucking dick.
Also, traps are gay and you know it

Or you could like, not do it

>>739024111
Brutal

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>>739022992
omG Gais Its tripsxdxd

>>739021119
Dont do it get a degree in something become famous get mad pus pus and get rich

>>739024111
Brutally painful.

Why would you do that too OP

>>739021119
Man I don't know how to respond your life may be actual shit but instead of ending it you can change your life by doing things that appeal to you in our ways

Do it faggot. Train

shove crayons in pooper until it clogs your breathing systems in the other end.

Drink gasoline

Choking on your grandpa's saggy balls

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Live Stream Burn Your House Down Like That Leaf Did a few Years Back

>>739021119
Sharpe in the pooper

>>739027263
ReRoll

I'm not sucking up or some shit but give away any money to your family members you can and belongings

Shoot your phone and your modem so you can't come back on here and post this cancer. OP you are the biggest fag

>>739023532
kek

>>739027263
ReReRoll

Toaster in pooper

>>739027263
ReReReRoll

ReReReReRoll

jump off building on fire stream on twitch

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>>739024111
this.

expose yourself to sunlight for so long that you get cancer and die a extended and expensive death

>>739024111
>Really drag it out

I lost

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Quads and you don't, bitch.

>>739021119
DONT DO IT

>>739027967
nah

>>739021119
LIVE UNTIL YOU DIE BITCH

Trips and you live op

Pull a columbine 2.0 OP

>>739028836
Reroll

My trips say don't do it.

it's ez, you just don't do it
instead, get a hot knockout babe and kiss

microwave your head