It doesn't matter if you're "ripped" or "shredded",

>>738956649
Under 6"2 fixed that for you

This is dumb my friend is short fat and hairy and fucks numerous pussy

>>738956649
Sounds like a male insecurities thread

>>738956649
Nigger faggot

>>738956995
>>738956999

Probably 5"9 meat heads who "lift, bruh" with huge arms and tiny legs. Faggots!

>>738956649
You're a fucking naive beta. Any short dude without this insecurity can get laid plenty. I'm 5'6 and have had sloppy sex with girls that're 6'2. It helps if they find you funny and you're actually fun to hang out with

Which I'm guessing you're not

>>738956649
Your equation is wrong.

>Be me, 5'5
>22.
>Fucked 38 chicks.

>>738956649

† Jesus loves you †

>people really believe that the only reason that they're a virgin is because they're a little short

Yeah, it has nothing to do with your repellent personality, poor hygene, and soft, shitty body.

>>738956649
tom cruise, bruno mars, brad pitt

Nah dude.

>5'10
>Fucked 96 girls

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>>738956649
>china's average height 172.1 (5ft 8in)
>population of china 1.371 billion

Oh yeah no one under 6 feet is getting any pussy

What is the point in being over 6 ft tall, if like the OP you have a 3" dick and take it in the ass?

>>738958171
a lot of people in china dont get laid those idiots aborted their female population away

>>738956649
Then why did I fuck more woman than you? You're retarded

>>738957562
>5'6
Fuck I'm glad I'm not you.

>>738956649
Is that what you really belive?
>im 2ft11in and my gf is suckign me of udner the desk rn i cnt eeven type

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>>738956649
>tfw I'm a 5'7 femanon and all the men I've ever dated have been 5'9 or shorter
Tall lanky guys are awful in bed. Fact.

>>738958389
Tits or gtfo

>>738956919
You talking bout me?!

>>738958389
Who wants to fuck a beanpole right?

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>ITT triggered manlets.
KEK

>>738956649
Jealous of Zach Efron I see

>>738956649
this guy has no belly button

>5'10"
>Just tell women in 6'0"
>Their spatial IQ is so low they believe me

You can use this same trick with penis size. Always add 1 or 2 inches, they don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference.

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>>738958436

>>738958773
I am female and this
Nigga as long as you are either slightly taller or slightly fatter than me I don't give a damn

>>738958449
Plus if you are a girl with short stocky legs it's annoying to do doggy style with a tall guy. They can't get a good angle and end up pushing you forward.

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>>738958795
DELIVERED

>>738958795
Damn. Got kik?

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>>738958944
>Plus if you are a girl with short stocky legs

>>738958299

Retard detected Derp
Derrppp

Deerrrrppppp

I'm 5'6 and I've fucked numerous girls. There's more to being a man than height you sad, shallow cunt.

>>738959051
Also known as
>white/hispanic women in general
Gtfo nigger lover
>>738959041
Nah I'm antisocial as fuck sorry

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>>738959115
>Also known as
>>white/hispanic women in general
No, that's incorrect, chubs.

>>738958389
Im 6' 3. Know for a fact im good in bed. But im also 200 lbs of muscle. So kinda lanky. You do Not state fact. Find better dick.

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>>738956649
Actually I'm 170cm and I was have fuck like 4 girls.
Actually you need a little self-confindence and have brain. Sure you must look somehow.

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>>738959115
If you change your kind hit me up radioaktivitat

>>738959287
Do you English? Or babble incoherently?

>>738959326
>Desperation

5'6". Hot wife. I've had multiple partners ans a one stalker. Had a few FFM. It helps if you're good looking and have the gift of gab. I can talk to just about any girl for hours. They think it mears something - it doesn't.

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>>738959326

>>738956649
honestly im 6 ft and attractive and 21 but have only fucked like 3 girls. it takes confidence and you have to be interesting/fun to be around. anons you have to actually talk to girls if you want to be able to fuck them, i know from experience. dont be a shy little bitch

>>738959361
Babble Incoherently for fun.
I could write something in understandable english, but I'm too lazy for it.

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>>738959207
Sure. Look at how the body of a 5'5 irish woman lines up with any man over 6 ft tall. I am certainly a little chubby but it doesn't stop men of all body types from finding me attractive.
You hold no power here, virgin.
>>738959245
200 lbs is still a little lanky but not as bad as most tall guys I know. I'm talkin' guys that look like they'd fall over on a windy day. It also doesn't help that tall guys also seem to wear oversized clothes more often

>>738959666
I wanna eat your juicy tits. Show us your ass. I bet it looks delicious too.

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>>738959666
Checked,
You're nothing special m8, I bet you've got a head like a half sucked mango

>>738956806
* Under 8'9"
Fixed that for you

>>738959245

I'm 4 inches shorter than you and 5 lbs less, and I don't even think I'm particularly jacked. Do 5x5s 3x a week and eat more protein, you'll put on 20-30 lbs of muscle in a year.

>>738959666
ROFL. Should see my brother then. 6' 2 and 145.
But yeah id probably pursue you. Not too much chub. Still attractive. Biggest thing for a chubby girl for me is if the face can balance it out. Your tits do though.

>>738959862
Oh my face is pretty plain, not gonna lie. It's at least doesnt accumulate fat like my legs. I'm not going to post it here though so it doesn't matter
The fact that men still find me attractive actually says a lot about the self esteem of most men in my generation.
Point is, I find lots of short men cute as fuck and plenty of them seem to find me attractive. If you don't like fatties maybe settle for the mousey short girls with poor hygeine.
>>738960023
My face is nothing special, but my whole body is a wreck right now. Im usually 40 lbs lighter but
>depression
Tell your brother to go buy some 6 packs of ensure and drink them like water ffs

>>738960014
I wish man. I work 13 hrs a day 5-6 days a week. Construction. I practically live off protein. I was 155 when I got out of jail last august. But they kept us malnourished. My body still isn't where I want it. But I can lift 300 without much of an issue

>>738960191
they dont find you attractive. they just see you as an easy fuck

>>738960191
He used to be 175. Got plurisy? However its spelled and never gained it back. He works same job as Me and can lift about as much. Guys a freak of nature for a twig.
Im >>738960194

>>738960191
Also fuck depression. Get good dick. Good alcohol. Good drugs. Whatever it is that will be temporary relief until shut gets better.

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>>738960191
>assuming I need advice from you, literal trash.
Cringed

>>738960395
You're a try hard faggot in a basement. Pic and timestamp or you're too ugly to harpoon a whale. Talk shit to make yourself feel better

>>738960276
I must disappoint a lot of people then, being a god damned hermit.
Realizing people would fuck me =/= me fucking people.
>>738960299
Sounds like a friend of mine. At least some girls do still like bean poles.
>>738960393
Yeah, I've got good weed, good music, and most importantly CBT which is helping (not that kind of CBT)..
>>738960395
Im kind of just making general statements dude. Doth protest too much

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>>738960507
>getting upset
U (((triggered))) big girl?

>>738958795

I wish to see moar

>>738956649
>if you're under 6 feet you're a manlet and will never fuck a girl
You malets sure love your excuses as to why you ain't gettin any.
Joe Pesci got pussy before Joe Pesci was Joe Pesci

>>738960639
Not me
You're using (((implying jews))) wrong

>>738960639
That was me. >>738960194
Not her. Not triggered. Triggering you is fun though

>>738960694
>I'm white knighting

>>738959666
little chubby? you are fat.

>>738959666

This is the BEST body type ever. It gets me rock hard every time.
Btw i'm 6'2 (184cm)

>>738960765
You accused the "white knight" of being me and me of being the white knight.
Just accept that you are a low effort troll and move on.

>>738960562
He's with a fucking whale.. Who's a count. But whatever he likes is hit shit.
And good shit. I live with an ol lady I don't love. But the alcohol helps.

>>738960730
>n-no y-you

I can always just move somewhere that uses the metric system :p

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>>738960830
Watches at $0 ?
WTF ???

>>738960826
Wow now. Not white knighting. Just trolling a troll.

>>738960921
Thanks for my. You

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>>738960826
>You accused the "white knight" of being me and me of being the white knight.
Are you literally upset because you didn't get much attention for posting your below average body?

>>738960830
Shit, man. I hope some new doors open up for you soon. Ever done psychadelics?
>>738960943
Oh yeah hence the quotation marks
I came into this thread to stir up shit. White knighting would hurt my cause

>>738960970
I posted my body expecting faggots like you to try to get me to defend myself and make some weak argument. You are the only one feeding my purpose.. so, thanks.

>>738956649
"perfect man height" is 6"3

at 18 all genetically inferior males should be sterilized and made to work menial tasks

>>738961005
I'll take both my you's.
Shrooms. Enough spice to hallucinate. No LSD however.
And its a symbiotic relationship. She does house work and I have somewhere to stick my dick.

>>738956649
I've seen people shorter than me with kids and girl friends.

The keys are personality, and confidence.

Woman like to be turned on with their mind

>>738958299
ive heard - albeit through unreliable media - that trends like marying your "girl pillow" or your sex doll and stuff like that is common in Japan and/or China - and to the point where officals are conserned how will this affect their population in numbers and stuff. I think

>>738961064
>I posted my body expecting faggots like you to try to get me to post more pics and give me complements. You are the not feeding my purpose.. so, I'm upset.

>>738961140
Im glad I skimmed by that cut then.

>>738957905
Lmao hit nail on the head

>>738961202
Im responding to you and ignoring requests to post more. Where's your logic?
Let's just keep passing (you)s back and forth and enjoy this fleeting romance.. okay, anon?

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>>738956995
more like male compensations thread

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>>738961252
Kek'd

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>>738961252
Sure, just remember to keep up the good work
Pic related is you in under ten years

>>738957832

>keeping count

kys

>>738958133

>keeping count

kys

>>738961157
Eh, if you both are open about what you want from the relationship I see know problem there. Plenty of long lasting marraiges started from financial or social necessity.
Also I honestly prefer microdosing lsd every 3 days to a week.
I draw a lot and it's the best non-amphetamine drug that helps me focus.. that alone helps my depression. It doesn't help everyone the same way though.

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>>738961064

fuck that jew, keep posting m'lady

>>738956649
Manlets should lift because strength makes rape easier.

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>>738961252
>>738961375

>>738958328

>more woman
>retarded

blew my mind with this one pal

>>738959960
* Under 9'2"

Fixed that for you

>>738956649
Ha! Summerfag. I'm 5"8 & so far I've banged 34 girls. All of them hot af... Well except for maybe 2 of 'em. I'm 30 y/o

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>>738961443
Im actually hoping for a cyborg body by then.. shit man I want to live long enough for space travel. Im not gonna ever let myself get that bad

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>>738956649
5'11' 300 lbs

Fucked 6 womens, divorced once.

Guess I never got the memo.

>>738961496
Hell nah. She thinks I love her. Im an asshole. Im divorced with two kids at 23. I don't feel the need for love right now. And on house arrest. I just fucked up one night and said it. She's attractive. Im just closed off emotionally.
Pictures of drawings though.

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>>738961512

I have 5'11" and already fucked about 30 girls, and everyone of them loved every second, begging to fuck again.

>>738956649
What utter shite, fuck off back to school, you underaged wazzock

>>738956649
idk man I;'m 6'1 but im pretty sure zac efron ha gotten more pussy than I ever will

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>>738961599
>man
Cool story though chubs :-)

>>738961873
Tits or GTFO

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>>738961921

>>738962019
>>man

>>738959666
This body is very atracctive. The fat dosn't affected the proportion waist/hip. And there's the big tits too.

I have 5'11", but my shoulders are very large, like a bull. My bone structure are of an neandertal.

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>>738956649
Bruh in Miami everyone's short I've fucked bitches shorter than me and I'm 5'6"

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Im out. Had fun.
Get it chubs. Id fuck you. Make life better and keep getting dick. Try a mmf sometime. Sound like a freak who'd like it.

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>>738962042
I was pointing out how degenerate it is when women call people "man" or anything similar.
Learn to read m80

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>>738961685
It's mostly bullshit like this. I actually don't have too many drawings that wouldn't make me doxxable. Sorry circumstances are what they are for you.. i hope you can get some help.

>>738959666
If that is truly you than I must agree with you. Great bod..

>>738962202
Obvious troll is obvious.

>>738962255
>I disagree, must be a troll
Check'd

>>738962234
I've seen better but I've also seen a lot worse. Keep it up and make something out if it one day. I don't need help. Im good with how I am. By thank you.

>>738961140
Is thar how you like your dudes?

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>>738962332
Dubs of truth faggot

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6'2 Man reporting in. Non-vergin

Lol run along manlets. Funny watching them trying to overcompensate.

>muh fucking all the time

Still not gonna make you taller.

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>>738962429
How am I trolling?
Ur edgy man

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>>738962202
Is this bait or are people really this easily triggered? Seriously dude.
>>738962251
One more before i GTFO (sorry guys the ass isn't great. Lemme lose weight and ill post ass)
>>738962349
Oh no worries. I didn't mean it that way, mostly just hope you sort out your depression. We all cope differently. And thank you.

>>738962566
Learn a b is a. Summer.

>>738962580
Its a bait. Everything he's posted is bait. He's just the shittiest troll I've seen.
Hey those tit's help my depression. Id take more.

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>>738962580
>sorry guys the ass isn't great.
What a surprise..
(SARCASM)

>>738962553
Question how do u view a short guys whos not insecure and overcompensating? Plenty tall guys are less man than plenty o shorter guys, courage wise etc

>>738962780
As a manlet

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>>738962709
>Hey those tit's help my depression.
KEK
pathetic.

>Yfw

>>738962751
Avoid my shit. My point. That summer breeze is strong this year.

>>738962751
>(SARCASM)
ffs

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>>738956649
5'6" non-virgin here, sup guys

>mfw this thread again

>>738962871
Never time stamped with picture. Proof of 500 NEET in basement or on gov assistance. Good try though. Not a thing pathetic about me except the fact im feeding on your bait.

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>>738962751
This is my parting gift to you.
Step up your game. When someone is as self-deprecating as I am insulting them alone won't turn a thread against them. When people say they are shit you just don't respond and let that judgment hang in the air. THAT SHIT really gets to them.

You'll get there.

>>738962843
Did you realize you get categorized alongside scandalous females to masculin men, when you act all metro and "look at my height"

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>>738962625
>>738962884
>hurrdurr summerfags lol

>>738962780
I think it's near genetic in lemanlets. Part of "courage" is from the overcompensating.

>making up for the clear lack of height

It's alright looking down at everyone. You get used to it. I don't need to be an extrovert.. courageous and all that stuff. I walk into a room and people see "Man." If you got the height just be confident in what you're doing.

>>738962997
She's right you know.

5'9 and nailed plenty of tail so quit dreaming fucktard

>>738963042
So now a short guy cant truthfully be more macho than a tall guy? Sounds like insecure propaganda to me

>>738963040
Explain a b is a.
Snacks
Long cat
Combo breaker
Chanology.
Pools closed.
You are the definition of newfag and summer.

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>>738962956
>>738962990
>>738962997
>White Knights and Fat cunt ASSUMING that their opinions are valid
Good luck to you people, you'll need it, trust me.

>>738963042
My fault, perhaps i should have been specific. I mean courage in a real sense, not a loud monkey instigator kinda way

>>738963216
Farewell, failed troll.

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>>738963066
>>738963183

>>738963216
Again. Die. Be happy.

>>738963308
Troll doesn't know when he's trolled just for more yous. Thank you. I feed off of them

>>738963246
White knight or chubs?
>bag out fat girl until people feel bad and jump in to defend her honor
>apparently "trolling"
OK

>>738956649
Lol I'm 5ft 10 and lost my virginity 15 years ago at the lovely age of 13. I must be 40-50 pussies deep. Thats a 6.9 on the poon-o-scale

>>738963441
Troll doesn't know other troll. Shit troll is shit.

>>738963640
Do you even know what the word means newfags?

>>738956649
i'm 5 7 and i've had sex
yey!

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>>738963441
I'm chubs, otherwise known as
>pic related
I came here to interject a point against the bait OP that can't really be refuted. Women do find short men attractive. I complied to tits or gtfo to strengthen that point. You fell for the bait. I don't care that I'm fat. You never were able to argue that plenty of men would find someone like me attractive, regardless of my extra weight. You resorted to weak ad hominem attacks and bolstered my original points, and also gave me the most responses and gave me a chance to bring people over to my side.
You want to humiliate fatties posting tits on /b/? Learn some fucking tact.

>>738963801
>effort
Lurk moar

>>738956649
5' 5' reporting in.

Not true.

>>738963885
>not realizing flaming people is fun
Kys

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>>738963968
>you got rekt
>posted your tits
>took it way too seriously
You didn't "flame" anyone bayb

>>738956649
Kek, I'm 5'8 a little chubby and have already fucked a girl. Sounds like you're a little insecure.

>>738956649
Joke's on you, I'm under 6 feet and have fucked plenty of girls faggot.

>>738963216
>white knighting
>calling out faggot ass anon for using parenthesis to make a point
sure man sure

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>>738964128
>is still responding long after the point has eroded
>implies someone else is taking things too seriously
>shig dig dongle

>>738964289
You replied to the wrong anon
>>738964329
So are you..

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>>738956649
Says the most likely under 6 foot manlet

>>738956649
You are brain dead if you believe this
but it is /b/ so, what did I expect?

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>>738964410
Yeah but we already established that I'm an antisocial depressed hermit earlier in the thread
The fuck is your excuse?

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>>738964410
no i didn't
learn how to read you fucking retard

so how can an average 5ft have a dick as big as an average 6ft? its not possible /thread

>>738964540
>Yeah but we already established that I'm an antisocial depressed hermit
Cringy af, no one cares about your self diagnosed "depression" grow up.

>>738964601
Oh, you're dyslexic.

>>738959287
HAHA what the fuck is that

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>>738964660
I'm actually in therapy for it. Yer deflecting dude.
What's wrong, anon? You can tell me.

>>738956649
>It doesn't matter if you're "roodypoo" or "candyass", if you're under /b feet you're a John and will never fuck a grill

*Fixed.

>>738961563
*Under 10' 3"
Fixed that for you.

>>738961193
but it's not only because asians r weirdos and they want to fuck their pillows. most of these people want to focus on their careers (capitalism destroying everything as usual) and they abandon any thought of starting an actual relationship because of that, and resort to bars with escorts and pillows

>>738956649
>meanwhile, zac efron slays tons of pussy effortlessly while OP posts bait on /b/ and jerks off to traps

sad

>>738958552
those 2 woman are shorter than they look. they have heels you dumbass

>>738965287
Amen !!

>>738956649
>5'6''
>had 9/10 gf (120lb with natural double Ds and slim waist)
>we break up and she whores herself but comes back to me because she says other guys cant get her to cum
>at least one tinder one night stand every week now

I know these threads are just to troll, but man do they give me an ego boost.

>>738956649
Lol you retard you know Zac Efron, the "manlet" in your picture is currently fucking Alexandria Daddario right?

>>738962580
how did you take that picture if both of your hands are holding your boobs tho?

>>738962580
10/10 bellybutton btw

>>738957832
I'm 1,67 (eurofag) 15 and have already fucked two girls I met on a party. Seriously if you can make them laugh and dance with them and just try and make them feel good around you you can get them into bed. Got a boner while dancing close to one of em and she pulled me closer, told me she didn't wear a bra and that is how it all began

>>738966458
>prop phone up somewhere
>timer on camera