g'morning anon. i hope u slept well. tell me why you will

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>>738954629
You ask this question a lot op.

Sounds like you're projecting. Don't be a pussy, be an Hero.

If I kill myself today I can't go out tonight. Comon anon, think.

>>738954718

Don't be a faggot. It beats those andy sixx threads, trap threads, gay shota/loli and the alice trap threads.

>>738954629
Family and Puss

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>>738954718
appreciate the feedback.
>>738954776
good point.
where u going tonite?
>>738954788
nice dubs, and thanks.
>>738954823
do you combine the two?

>>738954788
it isn't the worst thread cancering up the board I will admit but still OP is clearly projecting and looking for a reason to stay alive. But it's always someone else's reason.

Op should just stop being a coward out an kill himself.

>>738954925
>do you combine the two?
only for my special cuz ;)

I didn't sleep.

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>>738954961
you're feedback is valueable. perhaps i am projecting, i should do some self-soul-searching.
>>738955002
i hear that.
>>738955075
why not?

>>738955128
>i hear that.
you hear what exactly

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>>738955258
what you said

>>738955481
so you are versed in cousin-al relations as well. like me?

6.7 inch dick
Decent pay at work
7/10 gf with no attitude problem
No health problems
Decent social life, though will admit most friends dont get the shit i like, thus /b/
Life is pretty good, hope abdullah doesnt blow himself next to me

>>738954629
jokes on you I didn't sleep last night

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>>738955576
once when in my teenage years, i fooled around with a distance cousin. that's about it. still not good, but she was a distant cousin and we were both young and horny for each other.

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>>738955764
why not?
>>738955761
all good things.

>>738954629
Yo my man do me a favor. Stop posting this thread and go find a very tall building and jump off with no parachute. You fucking aids invested fucking loser sack of shit. Kill yourself.

>>738955798
all good Anon. I did more than fool around my direct cousin now. We fuck and I cum inside her frequently.. But you are equal to me, feels good, don't it??

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>>738955969
thanks for the advice.
>>738956098
yeah it feels great.

>>738954629
I'm too lazy to go buy a suitable rope. Maybe tomorrow

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>>738956898
have a good day today.

>>738954629
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

>>738956098
>>738956747
>yeah it feels great.
yep it feels real goooooddd

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>>738956940
happy sat, catholic bro.

>>738957193
Got source?

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>>738957443
nah, no sauce.
pity, you were one off from trips.

>>738954629
Because there are niggers out there who need to die way worse than I do

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>>738954629
too busy, got shit to do

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>>738958166
dubs of racism. congrats.
>>738958474
cool. what you going to do?

cuz im bout to smoke a blunt brah

>>738957193
Happy saturday! How you doing?

>>738958569
put up some shelving, play with my dogs, food shopping, ride motorcycles

>>738954629
My wife is making salmon tonight. It's my favorite.

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Because my wife just told me she's pregnant. I sort of want to meet my kid.

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>>738958587
nice, have a good smoke.
>>738958676
i'm doing ok. bout to hit the gym.
what about you?
>>738958778
nice. what bike you got?
>>738958947
salmon is awesome.
>>738958956
congrats on the kid. hope she has a safe pleasant pregnancy.

>>738958956
That sounds great man, it must feel great

>>738959053
Day with the kids. Gonna go expand the garden space, play a game or two, normal stuff.
>>738958956
These will be the greatest years of your life. God bless you.

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>>738959053
>>738959065

Sort of suprised, but it does feel awesome. We were going to start trying soon, and hadn't really had a super ton of sex recently because busy shit. I had to ravage her a few times after she told me. Life's good.

going to prom and get laid

Dont worry, i want to die everyday i wake up.

>>738959454
depressive tumblr fag

I'm not sure. I got ghosted by a girl I really liked and thought she cared about me. Nobody seems to want to talk to me anymore and the further I sink into depression, the worse everything gets.

I don't have a reason to live, but I don't really have a reason to kill myself, either. I'm sort of just waiting now.

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>>738959363
what u planted in your garden?
>>738959417
nice.
>>738959437
g'luck. have fun.
>>738959454
i hope you stop feeling like that in the mornings.

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I see various threads here and I don't get what is going on with them. So please explain to me like if I was a 5 year old girl trapped in the body of a 50 year old man with an arab moustache and bombs around my belt menacing you to explode if you don't respect my personal inner sexual identity.

1) - Those threads with porn gifs asking you what is the meaning of living and why don't you kill yourself.

If I get it right, those threads are mixing both physical (the bodies and the act of coitus) and metaphysical (the meaning of life and the very existance) subjects in the same post. Sensu strictu, sex is physical and doesn't attend to any other inquiry besides pleasure; it doesn't attend, a priori, to any other particular purpose and its main objective is the personal, poetrical, beautiful and paired manifestation of love, respect, art and caring between two or more people.

From the metaphysical point of view, life doesn't have any other purpose other than life itself. As if, life was its own meaning, like if life itself and not other human construct or reduction (like sex, pleasure, or other human feelings measured from human dimensions) was able to resume its meaning at its fullest.

>>738959437
>>738959537
Thanks bro :)

>>738954629
Cant be arsed

>>738959638

2) - Those thread in which the posters CHOOSE what girl would they fuck, according to what they decide / say / roll / do / seem.

Have you ever beared in mind women's point of view? I won't discuss any mechanistic strategy to get laid with women (as it's authentically true that most of them obey to lots of sthereotypical issues -and that's the way it has to be, I'm glad that biceps and abs compose part of the criteria as they reflect a work and an effort from men to respect their bodies-), but what confuses me the most is: why do you rely your ability to do REAL CHOOSINGS above simple imageposts, why do you prefer to do those choosings in threads? I can assume that trying to do choosings and risks in life is way more difficult than in /b/, but jeez, I sincerely prefer to read paraphilia here, more than a substitute of the authentically beautiful women that are out there (or in /hc/, /s/, or /gif/), exposed VOLUNTARILY for the SIMPLE CONTEMPLATION AND ADMIRATION, like if they were pure art, monuments of love, of dynamics, of POETRY itself.

>>738959537
We're planning on planting some broccoli, carrots, and potatoes. I was the guy yesterday who talked about his yard.

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>>738959680

3 and finally) - The log of shit of that fucking Andy Sixx

WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO ACCEPT THAT ANDY SIXX' LOG OF SHIT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CRAFT EVER CREATED BY MEN. Oh lord I wish I could feel that warm long gross pack of shit impaling my guts oh wow.

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>>738959638
>>738959680
>>738959705

So, awaiting your answers while playing with the bombs in my belt while phantasizing about playing with 5 year old boy children, I'll be posting beautiful women other anons greatly shared these days before.

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>>738959638
honestly I don't know why.
i started doing this thread some time ago, probably as a joke. and now I just keep on doing it. There is no grand purpose that I know of.
>>738959703
oh... catholic bro is also gardening bro.
I see.
>>738959680
>>738959705
tldr

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I fell in love with this image. Omg I wish I could have an opportunity with a black girl. :/

>>738959501
Being unemployed is fucking depressing as fuck, when you wake up at 5pm everyday and realize that you studied to get a job and never get one.

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>Those eyes in relaxation
>That particular simmetry of the curves of their bodies
>The perfect mathematical expression of the wave along his cord
>The asymptote all along the hypothetical limit between the borders of their -I like to imagine so- BEAUTIFUL BIG MAYOR LABIA...

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Why caring so much about racial issues as a whole etnics, and not caring the same about the effort you could do with YOURSELF to be the man they would like to find... to be the man they DESERVE to stay with...

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>>738959790
black girls are cool.
hope you get some black cooch soon.
i like all colors.>>738959807
g'luck finding a job man.

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Personally, I've been rejected multiple times and many other great men have stolen from the girls they wanted to be in compromise with me in the first time -you can consider me a beta cuck as you call them from your priorities-.

In addition, I am really aware about all those strategic inner engines women are attached to in order to optimize the possibilities to get laid with them. As if getting laid finished being more like a commercial research than an spontaneous act of living, a particular and personal way of finding a great equilibrium between the way one want to be, and the person one want to find in life. In short, it is like, somehow, the risk of choosing what one want to be doesn't deserve the benefit of feeling fine with oneself more than the benefit from simulating with the penis in his extension and girth what the faeces do in the way along the rectal conduct.

As if a man's greatest achievement could be resumed in his productivity and worth no more than the shit he poops everyday he can eat. Which shocks me everytime I think about it.

>>738955002
Haha, nice.

>>738959807
sell everything you have, apply for a visa in New Zealand, check in a hostel, ask around for work there and you'll find a job in less than a week. It's hard in the beginning, but when you've found a nice hostel in a city on the coast plus work, you're gonna have the time of your life.

>>738959787
Yep. It helps with the financial burden.

>>738959807
>>738960047
I'm from Hong Kong and did that.

>>738959916
Thanks op.

>>738959638

An explanation is needed here.

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>>738959977
tldr
nice duba dubs tho.
>>738960061
cool.
the kids help in the garden?
>>738960212
no prob.

>>738960047
Cheapest flight from here to NZ is around 1,5k

>>738960311
Only Peter and John, the two oldest. I don't need 4 helpers, y'know?

>>738960321
what where do you come from? Fly when there are no holidays in your country and on a tuesday. Spain is on the opposite of the globe and it's cheaper from there than your price.

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>>738960412
i feel you.
thats cool.
hope ur crop harvest is good this year.
>>738960599
nice dubs. good of you to offer travel advice.

>>738960599
Finland and i check for 1st of next month and it is tuesday, 1,5k to get there

>>738960650
Same, gives the kids something to be proud of.

>>738960841
https://www.priceline.com/m/fly/search/HEL-AKL-20170808/?cabin-class=ECO&num-adults=1

723Euro

>>738961185
Maybe you didn't look for one way tickets

>>738961185
That is interesting, ill give it a good think.

>>738961290
inform yourself about it. If you're under 30, there are some special visas you can get. There is a lot of material for people who want to go work and travel in NZ.

>>738956747
sauce?

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>>738960872
and bring proud is good.
>>738961372
>>738961219
what's special about new zealand, why there?

>>738961372
close to 23

>>738954629
Friend did himself in earlier this week, second friend in 2yrs. I've basically given up on an hero-ing myself after seeing their families.

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>>738961807
sorry about your friend(s)
glad you are going to not go down that path.
stay strong anon.

>>738961807
did they kill them selves cos of you??? lol hahaha

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>>738962837
that was mean.
funny.
but mean.
how r u?

i want to keep living

>>738957774
Any source on this..

>>738954629
>killing yourself on a weekend
It can wait until monday.

>>738962837
nope, one drugs one ptsd

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cuz i'm able bodied and have potential to cum into many more vaginas before i die

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>>738963868
none.
>>738963924
yeah enjoy the wknd.
>>738963937
ptsd claimed someone i know too. :-(

>>738954629
I have a nurtuting, motherly gf whose helping me losing weight, being more outgoing and helping me with my videogame developement studies

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>>738964882
that's great man.
cherish her.

awaiting new season of bojack horseman