So I learned that my girlfriend is crazy and obsessed with me.

>>738900476
wait until she gets your name tattooed on her forehead then dump that crazy bitch

>>738900476
Have a bunch of kinky sex and then bail. Also more pics

>>738900476

>We've dated for a week
>We've dated for a week
>We've dated for a week

>>738900476
If that's her picture it's more likely you'll get sat on that your dick cut off. Time to run.

Why not just fuck her bro

>>738900476
>Saying that I'm her true love and only source of happiness. We've dated for a week
BAIL

>>738900822
I honestly don't know. She let's me do whatever I want like, "your allowed to do anything to me baby, do whatever you want". And she seems to really enjoy it, although she doesn't really do anything other than moan and kiss alot. But she calls me like 300+ times a day, wants to know everything that I do (not anything actually about me as a person), and wants me by her 25/7.

>>738901315
Is that pic her?

>>738901400
Yes, the only pic I thought of taking....

>>738901703
Okay bail dude. She is not worth it. If she was hot I'd say stick around for some sex but she is made of cottage cheese.
Sincerely, a chubby female

>>738901846
Is she that bad? Like I guess her face kind of looks like a camel... But I kind of like chubby girls...

Dude, she's borderline obsessive-murder-you-in-your-sleep disorder. That's a crazy person to be that attached...or think she is..to someone that quick. Not healthy.

>>738902134
Shes not chubby. She is obese. I'm 150lbs and pretty chunky. She has to be like 220
Nope right out of there.

I'd leave tbh, also take the celery.

>>738900476
Need more pics to be sure.

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she's morbidly obese, what the fuck is wrong with you? people are going to stare in public wondering wtf is wrong with you for dating a ball of lard.

>>738902414
Although in her defense. We almost had sex. I fingered her really good, and ate her out. Soo... I don't fully blame her for loving my techniques.

>>738902730
I'm also fat though.... I mean I'm also really tall, but still fat.

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>>738900476
>bear my children

>>738902757
wtf man. You can do better homie. That ass is cottage cheese.

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>>738902702

>>738902836
Fuck this equation keeps getting more variables

>>738903038
you don't know this faggot.

any vagina is too good for most of the autists here.

>>738903025
Point is she wants to fuck, get pregnant, and give birth.

>>738901703
run!

>>738903038
>>738902730
bunch of little kid faggots here
dont listen to these limp dicks
fuck her good and if shes still nuts over you after months, then dump her

D R E A M S O F P O O P

>>738903114
I'm fat, she's fat, she also looks like a camel. And she wants to get pregnant and give birth.

>>738903148

what is "things that never should include a b-tard" Alex.

>>738903038
I've never had the opportunity to have sex though. So I kind of just jumped at it.

>>738903328
You guys have been dating for a week. Bail while you can before you get too attached/dependent on her.

>>738900476
OP is this pic related?

Requesting pic of camel face.

>>738903482
Yes...>>738903482
So so. It's not her exactly. But it very heavily resembles her. Like they could be twins. Except mine has a camel face.

with an ass like that you should have never dated her

>>738903688
I'm not going to turn down a girl based on her looks. And a guy got to get pussy somehow.

>>738902481
You and op are meant to be

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>>738900476
RUN OP!

Run. You don't want to have a kid tying you down to that for 18+ years. There's better and less crazy girls out there.

She T H I C C

>>738903831
Im scared for you, my guy
if she is crazy theres nothing u can do
crazy bitches nowadays want u to stay so bad they either claimed you raped them or fake a pregnancy.
just get one of your friends to "fall" for her and lead her on...and try to get your homie to kiss her so u can claim she cheated and leave her.

you did say she has no interest in you

>>738900476
Run away. Unless that's her, in which case you could simply walk at a brisk pace.

>>738904203
Walk at a brisk pace

What's her snapchat?

>>738903887
This

>>738900476
youre probably gonna get her pregnant as you are fucking her and tells you to "DO EET" inside of her and then youll kill yourself a few years later when you realize shes a psycho bitch and just wants to take you for everything you got

>>738902481
150 & Chunky? tf? How short are you playboiii? I'm 146 and nowhere near chunky, and I'm not even 6 foot nowhere near it.

>>738904197
Well, I try to learn about her. Favorite food: "I'm cool with anything". Favorite color: "I like all colors". Interests/hobbies/activities: "nothing in particular, I don't really have any interests".

She doesn't ask me anything. And when I try to tell her about myself she just walks away, looks at a shirt or something, and is like, "I think this would look good on you".

>>738904516
5 foot 5 ish.
My body has poor proportions.

>>738904373
I have not fucked her yet. I've only fingered at ate her out.

>>738900476
Kek she looks like that now imagine after kids.

>>738904270
Post it op

>>738904696
yes no shit
shes what...18?
not much to know when youre 18

shes a cumdump, use accordingly

Knock her up, then leave the country.

>>738900735
>>738901846
>>738902414
>>738903176
>>738903470
>>738903975
>>738903971
>>738904197
So all of you guys think I should break up and bail. That's like 8.

>>738901315
How old are you op

>>738905675
I mean, get some sex first if you don't have anyone else lined up. But use protection

>>738904710
Gotcha. Don't quite understand but, I gotcha.

>>738905534
>>738905246
>>738903277
>>738900822
>>738900672
While you 5 on the other hand think I should use and fuck her... Hmmm...

>>738905810
I'm 19, she's also 19.

>>738905886
op just say you cant have children say you've done lots of drugs in the past and your now not fertile

>>738905829
Well obviously I will use protection if I have sex. However the problem is that if I fuck her then I may never be able to leave ever again. Either I die, or get stuck with crazy chick.

>>738906062
What? That's supposed to make her not want to have sex? Cuz she probably still will.

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>>738904710
Pics. Your sound like you're exaggerating how poor your proportions are. I bet you're not that bad and you're just being hard on yourself.

>>738906224
she will just dont have sex with her or if she forces herself onto op he can say she raped him

>>738905868
In other words i have a chunky belly, tits aren't very big, thighs are wide. I look really fat for the weight I am.

Oh well.

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OP Just fuck her and use her like a cum depository, literally thats all she is. If you arent attached to her thats great and simply bail when you feel shit getting too serious. Id say get a vasectomy to play it safe and go at that shit raw after doing so.

Nothing wrong with a nice fuck pig honestly. I like em chubby too, so dont see anything wrong. She's clingy but who gives a shit, just text her often and keep her satisfied through that, shes simply insecure. Pussy is pussy and thats the mindset you gotta keep in mind, youre young so just enjoy the ride my dude.

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>>738906386
Something like this but my tummy sticks out more lately. This is a good pic of me.

>>738906522
I personally find that really attractive, but that's just me.

>>738906844
Actually I kind of like it, even if your stomach does stick out more lately.

OP somehow ended up with that hamplanet and had to ask us if he should break up instead of doing the smart thing and simply using his eyes. So I think you should be well-equipped to find a man who loves and respects you for who you are.

>>738906813
She doesn't have a cell phone. She uses random public phones to call me.

>>738905886
Hey, I said use then bail, don't make this about not bailing. You have to bail eventually.

Here's the plan, however it will require you to have a vasectomy without her knowing.
Have a black man jizz into a cup for you, impregnate her with it while she's sleeping, and keep fucking her until the baby comes out black.

>>738900476
Get to know each other more. Simple

>>738907064
She's probly hiding from the FBI

>>738907040
Well to be fair to myself, it could be worse.
I dunno what OP is doing though

>>738900617
this

>>738907087
Too complicated. And I'm too young to be nuderd. I do eventually want to have children.

>>738907203
I'm sorry. I was desperate for pussy action before learning she was crazy.

>>738907064

Thats odd, just establish ground rules that you arent able to answer or talk all the time to give yourself some leeway. Like I said free pussy that is clingy like that means you can basically do whatever you want.

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>>738907285
>nuderd

>>738907382
You could get hotter than her...

>>738907088
Then be open with her about this shit. Just try it. Do not. Do NOT nut inside her. I made that mistake got lucky though. But don't be like afraid of her either . She's really young her identity hasn't been developed yet. Try and get her into normal stuff do things with her.. like camping.... try more and more to have conversations about aspirations..

>>738907382
Ok, so you didn't know immediately that she was crazy- did you also meet her in a sealed underground bunker with no electricity during a total solar eclipse at midnight?

>>738907088
Tried that. All I learned is she has a little sister, she's Spanish and from el savitor, she speaks Spanish, her mother is leaving her father, she has daddy issues, enjoys being used by me, wants to have sex and get pregnant, and that she's obsessed with me.

>>738900476
>Dating for a week and already fingered her

Woah there big boy.. better slow your roll lmfao

>>738907688
Shit was so cash

>>738907688
She begged me for it... I just went along with her plea.

>>738907533
No, that's a little too extreme. But yes, I didn't know she was crazy until she started calling 300+ times a day and wanted to get pregnant.

>>738907809
That was pure sarcasm you fucking daft idiot

>>738907943
That's just how bitches work .. get used to it. Within a month Every chick I've been with has told me she wants to have my babies or get married and that she loves me.

>>738907988
Fucking lol

>>738907526
Tried that, she just doesn't have any goals or aspirations, other than having sex, getting pregnant with my child, and getting married to me. And all she wants to ever do is to go on dates in kholes, specifically for the fact of having sex there.

>>738908189
U date crazies

>>738907988
>>738908208
>laughing at his own joke so he can look cool
lmao just messing with you

>>738908189
We've been dating for only a week. Bit too soon for children.

>>738907495
How is that going to help?

>>738908314
Probably.. but I also lay the pipe like a fucking pornstar. It drives them crazy.

>>738908459
Get hotter girls than her**

>>738903277
i dated a morbidly obese bitch dumb ass, worse thing ever. i enjoyed fucking but at the same time i'd get grossed out at the amount of lard on her.

>>738900476
I can't fap to this.

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Am i the only one who genuinely gets annoyed as fuck listening to Ice Poseidon? No one else really does this for me...

Besides this guy. The BBW Bro. I want to watch him die.

>>738908629
I don't mind the lard, but I do wish she shaved a bit... Like there is tons of hair down there, can't properly see what I'm doing.

>>738908526
I could definitely try. But I don't know how to make a proper connection, or make them sexually attracted.

>>738909019
Confidence.. walk, talk, hold your head up and smile like you mean it. Bitches ogle and drool over me all day. For the simple fact that I have confidence, good looks and muscle lol

>>738909918
Alright, but problem though is she's still crazy and obsessed. Like super obsessed. Calling me 300+ times in the morning because I'm sleeping.

>>738906844
Where are you at I want to stick my black dick in you?

>>738910321
Yeah I want to stick his black dick in u also

>>738906844
There's nothing wrong with you.

>>738910454
Wat

>>738910524
What?

>>738900476
i think she put the compressor hose in the wrong hole.

Deflate, deflate, deflate

Had friend in high school who went through the same thing. Had to get a restraining order on her. She'd threaten killing herself if he ever broke up with her and all that bullshit. Breaks up with her finally and she doesn't snap, but she sends him hundreds of texts a day with shit like "please talk to me, we can work this out" and then sometimes it would just like "meet me under your bedroom window @ 3AM" when he lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. She had contacts in our high school that would watch him for her and she would text his friends group nonstop like "make him talk to me." We all just called her a crazy bitch and went on. Sooner or later she drove him almost mad and he finally got the papers to legally keep her crazy ass away.

Shittiest thing was that she was 17 when he was 18 and he would get naked pics of her even though they'd broken up and it was technically considered child pornagraphy so he was scared to go to the cops. He could've blocked her, yeah, but she would just create new numbers and accounts daily.

OP, run.

>>738907064
...riiiiggghhhtt.

>>738912205
I'm being serious. Her parents do not let her have a cellphone or smart phone. She uses either her home phone, work phone, or any other public phone to call me.

Abort
Abort
Abort

>>738910454
My dick is blackest and loaaunnnnger
>longest black dick,is longest