W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D! It's b-been quite

>>738894866
*hug*

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>>738894866
Oh, and d-dubs. This is a h-high quality thread tonight.

>>738894866
THIS IS A TRAP.
DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THIS DEGENERACY

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>>738894941
*hugs close* H-hello Anonymous <4 Would y-you like some tea?

>>738894977
Dubs don't lie :-)

>>738894866
Hooray!

Oh, you're back.

I was hoping you had put an end to this nightmare once and for all.

Good evening, Alice. Any tea?

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>>738894977
S-sorry, I'm not <4 S-so unless you have proof....

>>738894866
I love you Alice

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That outfit is so cute!

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>>738895013
I w-was just sick <4

>>738895033
Yes, l-let us select it you and I <4

>>738895034
Show proof pls

>>738894866
show penis

>>738894866
I need some alice hentai
pls post

>>738894866
Glad to have you back.

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>>738895083
W-welcome to the thread Anonymous <4 Please f-feel free to look at literally any of m-my posts.

Oh, and we'll be making pork loin t-tonight <4

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>>738895095
Don't h-have one <4

>>738895034
Man arms
Man hips
Man thighs
Man hands

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>>738895115
S-sorry don't have any <4

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>>738895120
G-good to be back <4

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>>738895145
>Dat thigh gap

>>738894866
Very odd looking body, please cover yourself up next time you look for attention

I really hope you're not a trap. I jack off to your threads all the time and don't want to be gay.

>>738895079
>I w-was just sick

Well, I'm sick of your shit. Where can I pick up my fanservice?

>>738894866
love the threads, alice!

>>738895003
Yes, actually

I would

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>>738895182
Thank y-you for listing all the things I d-don't have <4

>>738895212
Now t-that I do have <4

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>>738895231
Never <4

>>738895079
glad you're back, hope you're feeling well alice.

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>>738895266
H-here let me pour you a cup <4

It's chocolate mint!

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>>738895303
I f-feel better already n-now that you are here <4

>>738895224
Don't kid yourself.

It doesn't get much gayer than jacking it to Alice.

May I have a cookie

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>>738894866
ALICE! My town is underwater and my power is shutting off constantly. I don't know how long the power will be on for. No water or electricity for 2 days. Also I hurt my foot to where I can't walk straight. Stressed so I am typing like a fucking retard

>>73889514
>Roasted Pork 1oin
Nigga what?

>>738895079
Oh boy, orange package
>>738895322
That's an odd package colour for chocolate mint!

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>>738895224
I'm n-not <4 You are s-still gay though


Alright, here is a l-list of ingredients you w-will need <4

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>>738894866
Hey Alice, grocery anon here. I don't have a camera, so I had to pick this image from Google. It's a rough approximation of the burgers I made with the food moneys you sent me. Hope you are feeling better!

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>>738895322
Chocolate and mint are two of my favourite things! Let me clean your table up

*squeegies*

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>>738895398
It d-does seem odd doesn't it?

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>>738895433
And y-you as well <4 I've b-been paid, so email m-me again and I w-will supplement you a second time <4

>>738895464
Are there any green wrappers?
And does it taste more like chocolate, or mint?

>>738895322
You really suck at pouring tea.

What else can you suck at?

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>>738895507
M-more like mint <4
And I d-do not know, will inspect after t-the thread.

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>>738894866
Happy Friday, Alice. I've got some pork slow cooking myself.

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>>738895537
L-let's find out!

Here are the steps you'll need <4 W-we want some good ol' pork loin, t-then some seasoning and, of c-course, an oven!

>>738895145

Pork?

> ABSOLUTLEE HARAMMMMM

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>>738895493
Email sent. Thanks a lot, Alice.

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>>738894866
Can I fuck you if I ever meet you in real life?

>>738895267
Even if you are a woman you're a woman with all those things, now you're just denying reality
Your thighs are straight for example, women are supposed to have thick thighs with excess fat.

>>738894866
yo alice when we gonna see those mosquito bites?

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>>738895594
Oh w-wow, what are t-the odds?

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>>738895633
N-no problem!

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>>738895640
N-no, no you can't <4

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>>738895665
I d-don't get bit by mosquitos <4

>>738894866

Me and my gf lived a happy live and everything was fine until I found out that she wanted to live out her fetish. Basically she wanted to cuck me. As she proposed this to me, I just stood up and took her stuff. And then I threw her out of our apartment. She still claims to love me and cries. But I ignore her calls and other means of messaging me.

So did I overreact or was my reaction okay?

>>738895322
>every single time spills the tea
This is a massive ruse isn't it

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>>738895663
I t-think you aren't v-very good at looking at pictures if y-you think my thighs are straight <4

>>738895598
I feel like if you were actually sincere about this, you'd have better handwriting so that people could read your directions.

But that's just me, I guess.

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>>738895748
I h-have nerve damage. M-moving on <4

First y-you need to dry the meat s-so it cooks evenly and t-thoughly!

>>738895079
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>738895322
hmm i would fuck that burnt cunt

>>738895764
Yeah, it's not like you're biased or anything

>>738895544
Ah, I'm not super fond of mint myself! Is it a strong flavour?

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>>738895800
I've g-got nerve damage. I s-spend more time writing these signs t-than I do shooting the whole thread. Sorry!

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>>738895839
Yet y-you will never get a c-chance <4

show tits

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>>738895871
I know m-my biology d-dear <4

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>>738895911
T-try harder

>>738895721
why no more vocaroos?

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>>738895874
It's r-relatively moderate <4

>>738895663
>>738895764
She has little twig thighs. She doesn't have the muscle to have man legs and she doesn't have the shape for woman legs.

She's held up by bones.

>>738895908
who could know

>>738894866
tell us about your dad you stupid cunt

>>738895937
I'm sure you do, and that's why it frightens you so much to be honest about it.

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Well, this looks like it'll be yummy.

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>>738895968
S-saving my voice f-for the stream tonight <4 I've b-been sick.


Now t-this is a step everyone on /b/, b-besides yours truly, is f-familiar with! Rub y-your meat nicely t-to get those spices deep into it!

>>738894866

Hey Alice. Can you taste my cum? Want to know if I should adjust my diet. Thanks.

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>>738896021
I d-do <4

>>738895819
thanks for doing this alice

>>738894866
Let me tell you a thing about the jews

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>>738896039
I am h-honest with it <4 I am a b-biological female.

>>738895743
>>738896093

>>738895953
Show tits please?

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>>738895667
It's a good day for pork, I guess.
I think this is going to end up as bbq pork sandwiches. Not sure what else to make.

Oh- I never ended up dropping by the other day because I got rained in. Gotta love the weather here.

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>>738896118
Oh it is n-no trouble at all <4

Now look Anonymous, y-you need to sear the meat to seal in the flavor and m-make a delicious crust! But d-don't overcook it, or it w-will dry out.

>>738895879
>I've g-got nerve damage.

In your brain? I don't know why I'm being so mean now that you're back but I like teasing you.

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>>738896160
B-better but n-not working out <4

>>738896061
Where can I find your stream?

>>738896054
It rather looks that way, doesn't it. Hello Reimu

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>>738895743
Wow, so she opens up about something embarrassing to you and instead of just calmly refusing, you threw her out?

I don't really believe you, but nice going.

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I would like to see Alice wearing a China dress in a future thread! Please consider it!

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>>738896165
Oooh m-maybe pulled pork?

This is the gayest shit ive ever seen

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>>738896200
T-that would be neurons dear <4 N-not nerves.

Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

>>738896054
yo reimu when we gonna see some skin

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>>738896235
CeltyPlays on Twitch <4


Alright Anonymous. You need t-to oven your meat until it has an internal temperature of 145 degrees and t-then let it rest f-for at least 3 minutes after you p-pull it out!

Or you'll be full of wormies!

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>>738896246
Hi there! How are you doing tonight?

>>738894866
You are such a faggot, no wonder you an only do this if your parents are out spending time with social life while they talk about how their Son is such a failure.
Your life must be great, have fun cooking with faggots you faggot.

I hope your life never ends.

>>738896126
For how long?

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>>738896274
M-might want to try looking at s-some gay porn t-then dear <4

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>>738896264
I'll d-do so, thank you f-for the feedback <4

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Giv cookee pls

>>738896384
Im already looking at it

>>738896339
whats that circle in the background?

>>738896339
>t-then let it rest f-for at least 3 minutes after you p-pull it out!

Well, I suppose I'd better do as you say.

>>738896264
It would be rather nice, wouldn't it
>>738896340
Tired. Nice to see you again

>>738896211
Show tits pretty please?

>>738895663
Dude what

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>>738896316
What do you mean? I'm just a modest shrine maiden, I don't do stuff like that.

>>738896061
Masturbating furiously.

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>>738896349
I d-do this after work d-dear <4
I also l-live alone, am biologically female, and I m-make enough to live comfortably and h-help out Anonymous in any w-way I can

>>738895433
L-like buying this Anon groceries <4

So, yeah, it's pretty sweet really. I don't want it to end either <4

>>738894866
Where are you gonna stream?

>>738896263
She wanted to cuck me and I am a traditional person when it come to relationships. And the worst part is that I discovered her fetish through a friend of her that told me about it.

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>>738896457
A p-psychological chart I use <4

>>738896409
Hey, that's bullshit.

I suggested no bra and you won't even consider it.

>>738896515
why
dont you want some stalker too?

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>>738896492
N-no.

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>>738896558
CeltyPlays on Twitch d-dear, probably at 8:30 <4

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>>738896584
Y-yes, because that is a t-terrible idea.

>>738895871
>>738896017

no bully pls

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Alright Anonymous <4 C-come and get it!
A delicious homecooked m-meal just for you!

I wish I could live with you.

if i donate 50k to stream tonight i expect nudes

>>738896580
what does it say?

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>>738896728


I approve

>>738896569
You did the right thing.

The relationship wasn't going to work and she'd just end up cheating on you eventually if you tried to make it work.

In the long run, you'll both be happier without each other.

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>>738896666
Satanic quads

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>>738896748
S-some day Anonymous, I h-hope to buy a very large house in Colorado and allow any Anon w-who wants to stay <4

>>738896584
We've seen her in no bra

it's...no good

>>738896728
WHERE'S THE PEPSI

>>738896728
disgusting not even your feget dog will eat it

>>738896569
First of all I'm not sure if you're aware of this due to the heavy 4chan usage I can tell you've been experiencing but the word "cuck" is actually meaningless in real life.
Secondly, the fact that you made a decision based on something her FRIEND said (because we all know how loyal female friends are to each other) you're too reactionary to be in a relationship anyway
Thirdly, if she was going to "cuck" you you stopped it before it happened, so you should be thankful and move on. Maybe she'll want to fuck in the future but you know better than anyone if that's a good idea.

>>738896666
Nice quads.

>>738896551
I'd sure love my own life ending personally.

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>>738896758
You w-won't <4

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>>738896728
That meal's pretty heavy on protein

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>>738896768
T-thank you dear <4

>>738896666
It's the best idea that's ever occurred in one of your threads.

>>738894866
Alice seeing how a lot of bad anons call you a trap
what are your thoughts on them (traps)?

>>738896728
just a fucking turd?
thats all wow you lazy cunt

but if i do donate 50k i fully expect nudes, i'm rich af rn

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>>738896762
It s-says:
My attitude affects My behavior which affects Your attitude which affects Your behavior which affects My attitude....

>>738896728
thanks alice! yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>738896872
Yeah, totally something a woman craves right?
I wonder if he cries before or after wolfing down the meal/throwing it out

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>>738896808
I'm out s-sorry!

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>>738896475
Same to you! You know, the fairies are really active right now. Would you like a fairy fortune while we wait to eat?

>>738896604
No, not really. I already have everything I want, just in smaller amounts.

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>>738896809
Nano l-loved her pork!

>>738896790
>I h-hope to buy a very large house in Colorado and allow any Anon w-who wants to stay <4

What a slut.

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>>738896847
W-why is that dear?

>>738896409
Oh, thank you and you're welcome!

>>738896475
Yup, it would. I'd say it would look really cute!

>>738896790
Oh my god. If you actually do it,I would love to stay with you.

>>738896980
THIS IS HOW YOU RUN A BUSINESS???

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>>738896872
I w-was sick Revy, I d-didn't have a lot of time t-to prepare.

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>>738894866
OP is either a whore or a closet loner with an ugly face.

Give up /b/

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>>738896899
I h-have no opinion.

>>738896993
smuuuuuuug

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>>738896950
You w-won't.

but yeah probs donating 50k and i fully expect nudes

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>>738896970
Actually.. I am a woman and I definitely ate a whole package of bacon to myself for breakfast. I was just busting hwr chops.. or.. loins

>>738897087
What if he pays with a Snickers bar

>>738896993
I've never had one before, I guess I'll give it a shot
>>738897014
Those dresses are quite nice. I love formal and traditional clothing
Kimono maybe?

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>>738896970
*blinks* Are y-you saying women don't like to eat meat?

M-maybe in your house hold d-dear, but that just m-means the divorce papers aren't quite ready y-yet....

>>738896812
Her friend said that this is the reason as to why most of her relationships didn't last that long. Also my girlfriend proposed that idea to me.

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>>738897018
S-some day....Aneki House....

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>>738897058
N-neither, sorry <4

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>>738897026
I h-have mountain dew...?

>>738897177
I dream of this house as well.

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>>738897196
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright

>>738896956
very interesting thought. Something I need to think about.

>>738897212
All right, then.

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>>738897112
Even if y-you did, you w-would not get them.

>>738896728
Wait, you call that a meal?

Do you not know how much and what kind of food to give a person?

I guess a homeless bum would be grateful but is that what you take us for?

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>>738897226
*shrugs* T-that's just how it is.

ok fine ill donate 200k instead

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>>738897270
I know t-that nano was v-very appreciative.

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>>738897297
I s-still won't give them to you.

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>>738897040
Oh trust me I know the feeling. Sorry you've been feeling like shit. I'm only doing better because I get paid sick leave.

>>738895182
who fucking cares, dude?

>>738897058
Could be both and I'd still be diamonds.

>>738894866
Can I have a glass of milk pls?

You would have to get a very large house to house all the anons who would like to stay with you

hey alice how often do you masturbate

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Alright everyone, t-that was my show <4
I h-hope you all enjoyed it and t-that even if you don't like pork, y-you liked the outfit!

>>738895215
i'm sure you have the physique of a greek god kyle

>>738896093
you dont know a shit

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>>738897156
Looks like your fairy is... a mermaid!

>Mermaid
The Mermaid is most at home in the water, the element that symbolizes emotions and feelings. When she appears, she heralds a time of great fulfillment and joy. This may be a time of creative inspiration for you.

>>738897420
Until next time!

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>>738897415
T-these days...it f-feels like it would b-be a very small house. Sometimes it f-feels like all I'd n-need is the studio I currently l-live in.

>>738897212
Mountain Dew is garbage, you might as well pee in everybody's mouths.

Is that on the menu?

>>738896728
https://youtu.be/tJKAQggSs9Q?t=9s
ITS FOKING RAW

>>738897420
Never change Alice, I love you

>>738897158
Women and men in my house eat meat and vegetables (or at least we try) like normal human beings.
You're vastly harming yourself and others by implying a single cut of meat counts as a meal. The only other type of person I've seen eat food like that are male alcoholics. Just an observation.

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>>738897420
Probably going out to fuck your bf or some normie shit

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>>738897469
I'd bunk with you.

>>738894866
Do you like middle Eastern food? If so what is your favourite dish?

>>738895743
you defiantly overreacted

>>738897453
I could use some joy
>>738897469
Probably at least a dozen rooms would be required
>>738897480
I don't remember guests being rude enough to complain about what was available when they came to visit

>>738897469
);

>>738897420

I don't care if you're a bio girl or a trap, I want you to come cook for me.

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>>738897554
Me too

>>738897469
I'd stay there.

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>>738897513
I'll d-do my best <4

>>738897542
S-so you eat meat and y-you tried to eat vegetables.

I tried too. Didn't work out today.

>>738897469
We'll all chip in,buy out a whole neighborhood.

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>>738897545
N-no, I will b-be streaming on Twitch in j-just a minute <4

>>738897469
Having 20+ anons or more with you seems dangerous.

>>738897469
Just because I'm mean to you, try to undermine everything you do to help people and like to perv on you doesn't mean I don't like you.

But I could never stay with you under any circumstances purely because I have too much pride and self-respect to ever rely on a little girl like you.

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>>738896728
That's not food

>>738897156
I love traditional clothing/formalwear, too. Kimono are nice, but not as nice/cute as China dresses.

>>738897420
Thank you, Alice!

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>>738897708
I t-trust Anonymous.

>>738897723
*laughs softly* If y-your pride gets in the way of l-living the life y-you want to live, discard it <4

>>738897708
>gangrape incoming

>>738894866
I have those socks

>>738897672
Why you never do 2 threads in a row? Are you busy doing something else?

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>>738897817
Y-yes, streaming on Twitch <4

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>>738897545
>>738897708
Who says she wont speak s-softly and carry a big stick.

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>>738897860
I p-prefer wires <4

>>738897785
>*laughs softly* If y-your pride gets in the way of l-living the life y-you want to live, discard it <4

I don't want to live my life without pride. I know that's stupid but I'm not here because I'm smart.

>>738896039
why are you so obsessed anon? go find some loli or something

>>738896061
rub that meat you slut

>>738897846
My Alice cannot be this perfect <4

>>738894866
>t-the only OC on /b/
That's sad and true

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Alright everyone, I w-will be streaming on Twitch at CeltyPlays n-now that the delicious meal is d-done <43

If you need me f-for anything, advice or cooking, f-feel free to contact m-me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: CeltyPlays
Twitch: CeltyPlays
Youtube: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

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>>738897935
I prefer a more immediate approach

>>738896804
SHOW MEEEE

>>738897802
If anyone touches her,I will shoot the nigger.

>>738898020
God just fuck off already, linking to social media should be an automatic ban

>>738898020
Have fun there Alice, cheers

>>738897469
i would give you the piper perry treatment

>>738898064
lololol what a faggot cant handle a few links

>>738898136
what the fuck is that

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>>738898047

>>738898020
What're you streaming today?

>>738898020
Who's that little boy that you put in stockings on your streams?

Does he consent to all of this?

This looks like a full on business

>>738896349
>calls girl a faggot for simply being nice to others
>talks about failure and a social life

>>738898172
crash bandicoot

>>738898020
do you do any nsfw videos?

>>738894866
You are such a n-n-n-nigger.

>>738898207
what's your earnings and who's your angel investor?

>>738898204
thats alice and she is a girl

>>738898264
no she does not

>>738898219
>calls girl a faggot for simply being nice to others

That is what homos do though.

And we don't need any of that faggotry around here.

>>738898300
alice is a financial engineer

>>738898330
have you met gay people? They ain't nice

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>>738898033
I want to fuck you

>>738898167
I am not speaking as my current self. I'm speaking for the future. If someone raped her now,there's nothing I can do. But if we live in the same house,it's a different story.

>>738898318
damn wat a shame :/

>>738898359
so do i shes so cynical and broken

>>738898407
why is that a shame? shes not an attention whore

>>738898207
It's advertisement to get twitch donations, though it wouldn't be a bad idea to get doubles constantly doing Alice threads since her face has never been shown. Really highlights the level of pathetic weeb on the site these days, used to be cool weebs here.

>>738898302
Is she one of those people that never went through puberty?

post your feminine penis

>>738898436
she posted for five years before anons asked her to make a twitch. you dont know what you are talking about

>>738898460
she doesnt have one

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>>738898359
Hey, I didn't have that one saved. Thanks anon!
>>738898411
You guys are gullible.

>>738898489
what not my fault you love it in the ass

>>738898470
What the fuck are you talking about? She hasn't been posting since 2012, this started a year or two ago at the most. Fucking newfag.

>>738898437
no she is a biological woman

>>738898047
g9 b9 m9