W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D!
It's b-been quite a while, b-but I've got a good show for you tonight, and as t-the only OC on /b/, I think you'll have a lot of fun!
Oh, and d-dubs. This is a h-high quality thread tonight.
*hugs close* H-hello Anonymous <4 Would y-you like some tea?
S-sorry, I'm not <4 S-so unless you have proof....
That outfit is so cute!
I w-was just sick <4
Yes, l-let us select it you and I <4
W-welcome to the thread Anonymous <4 Please f-feel free to look at literally any of m-my posts.
Oh, and we'll be making pork loin t-tonight <4
Don't h-have one <4
S-sorry don't have any <4
G-good to be back <4
Thank y-you for listing all the things I d-don't have <4
Now t-that I do have <4
H-here let me pour you a cup <4
It's chocolate mint!
I f-feel better already n-now that you are here <4
ALICE! My town is underwater and my power is shutting off constantly. I don't know how long the power will be on for. No water or electricity for 2 days. Also I hurt my foot to where I can't walk straight. Stressed so I am typing like a fucking retard
I'm n-not <4 You are s-still gay though
Alright, here is a l-list of ingredients you w-will need <4
Hey Alice, grocery anon here. I don't have a camera, so I had to pick this image from Google. It's a rough approximation of the burgers I made with the food moneys you sent me. Hope you are feeling better!
Chocolate and mint are two of my favourite things! Let me clean your table up
And y-you as well <4 I've b-been paid, so email m-me again and I w-will supplement you a second time <4
M-more like mint <4
And I d-do not know, will inspect after t-the thread.
Happy Friday, Alice. I've got some pork slow cooking myself.
L-let's find out!
Here are the steps you'll need <4 W-we want some good ol' pork loin, t-then some seasoning and, of c-course, an oven!
Can I fuck you if I ever meet you in real life?
Even if you are a woman you're a woman with all those things, now you're just denying reality
Your thighs are straight for example, women are supposed to have thick thighs with excess fat.
N-no, no you can't <4
I d-don't get bit by mosquitos <4
Me and my gf lived a happy live and everything was fine until I found out that she wanted to live out her fetish. Basically she wanted to cuck me. As she proposed this to me, I just stood up and took her stuff. And then I threw her out of our apartment. She still claims to love me and cries. But I ignore her calls and other means of messaging me.
So did I overreact or was my reaction okay?
I t-think you aren't v-very good at looking at pictures if y-you think my thighs are straight <4
I h-have nerve damage. M-moving on <4
First y-you need to dry the meat s-so it cooks evenly and t-thoughly!
I've g-got nerve damage. I s-spend more time writing these signs t-than I do shooting the whole thread. Sorry!
Yet y-you will never get a c-chance <4
I know m-my biology d-dear <4
It's r-relatively moderate <4
Well, this looks like it'll be yummy.
S-saving my voice f-for the stream tonight <4 I've b-been sick.
Now t-this is a step everyone on /b/, b-besides yours truly, is f-familiar with! Rub y-your meat nicely t-to get those spices deep into it!
I d-do <4
I am h-honest with it <4 I am a b-biological female.
It's a good day for pork, I guess.
I think this is going to end up as bbq pork sandwiches. Not sure what else to make.
Oh- I never ended up dropping by the other day because I got rained in. Gotta love the weather here.
Oh it is n-no trouble at all <4
Now look Anonymous, y-you need to sear the meat to seal in the flavor and m-make a delicious crust! But d-don't overcook it, or it w-will dry out.
Wow, so she opens up about something embarrassing to you and instead of just calmly refusing, you threw her out?
I don't really believe you, but nice going.
I would like to see Alice wearing a China dress in a future thread! Please consider it!
T-that would be neurons dear <4 N-not nerves.
CeltyPlays on Twitch <4
Alright Anonymous. You need t-to oven your meat until it has an internal temperature of 145 degrees and t-then let it rest f-for at least 3 minutes after you p-pull it out!
Or you'll be full of wormies!
Hi there! How are you doing tonight?
You are such a faggot, no wonder you an only do this if your parents are out spending time with social life while they talk about how their Son is such a failure.
Your life must be great, have fun cooking with faggots you faggot.
I hope your life never ends.
M-might want to try looking at s-some gay porn t-then dear <4
I'll d-do so, thank you f-for the feedback <4
What do you mean? I'm just a modest shrine maiden, I don't do stuff like that.
I d-do this after work d-dear <4
I also l-live alone, am biologically female, and I m-make enough to live comfortably and h-help out Anonymous in any w-way I can
L-like buying this Anon groceries <4
So, yeah, it's pretty sweet really. I don't want it to end either <4
She wanted to cuck me and I am a traditional person when it come to relationships. And the worst part is that I discovered her fetish through a friend of her that told me about it.
A p-psychological chart I use <4
CeltyPlays on Twitch d-dear, probably at 8:30 <4
Y-yes, because that is a t-terrible idea.
Alright Anonymous <4 C-come and get it!
A delicious homecooked m-meal just for you!
You did the right thing.
The relationship wasn't going to work and she'd just end up cheating on you eventually if you tried to make it work.
In the long run, you'll both be happier without each other.
S-some day Anonymous, I h-hope to buy a very large house in Colorado and allow any Anon w-who wants to stay <4
First of all I'm not sure if you're aware of this due to the heavy 4chan usage I can tell you've been experiencing but the word "cuck" is actually meaningless in real life.
Secondly, the fact that you made a decision based on something her FRIEND said (because we all know how loyal female friends are to each other) you're too reactionary to be in a relationship anyway
Thirdly, if she was going to "cuck" you you stopped it before it happened, so you should be thankful and move on. Maybe she'll want to fuck in the future but you know better than anyone if that's a good idea.
You w-won't <4
That meal's pretty heavy on protein
T-thank you dear <4
My attitude affects My behavior which affects Your attitude which affects Your behavior which affects My attitude....
I'm out s-sorry!
Same to you! You know, the fairies are really active right now. Would you like a fairy fortune while we wait to eat?
No, not really. I already have everything I want, just in smaller amounts.
Nano l-loved her pork!
W-why is that dear?
I w-was sick Revy, I d-didn't have a lot of time t-to prepare.
OP is either a whore or a closet loner with an ugly face.
Give up /b/
I h-have no opinion.
Actually.. I am a woman and I definitely ate a whole package of bacon to myself for breakfast. I was just busting hwr chops.. or.. loins
*blinks* Are y-you saying women don't like to eat meat?
M-maybe in your house hold d-dear, but that just m-means the divorce papers aren't quite ready y-yet....
S-some day....Aneki House....
N-neither, sorry <4
I h-have mountain dew...?
Even if y-you did, you w-would not get them.
I know t-that nano was v-very appreciative.
I s-still won't give them to you.
Oh trust me I know the feeling. Sorry you've been feeling like shit. I'm only doing better because I get paid sick leave.
Alright everyone, t-that was my show <4
I h-hope you all enjoyed it and t-that even if you don't like pork, y-you liked the outfit!
Looks like your fairy is... a mermaid!
The Mermaid is most at home in the water, the element that symbolizes emotions and feelings. When she appears, she heralds a time of great fulfillment and joy. This may be a time of creative inspiration for you.
T-these days...it f-feels like it would b-be a very small house. Sometimes it f-feels like all I'd n-need is the studio I currently l-live in.
Women and men in my house eat meat and vegetables (or at least we try) like normal human beings.
You're vastly harming yourself and others by implying a single cut of meat counts as a meal. The only other type of person I've seen eat food like that are male alcoholics. Just an observation.
Probably going out to fuck your bf or some normie shit
I could use some joy
Probably at least a dozen rooms would be required
I don't remember guests being rude enough to complain about what was available when they came to visit
I'll d-do my best <4
S-so you eat meat and y-you tried to eat vegetables.
I tried too. Didn't work out today.
N-no, I will b-be streaming on Twitch in j-just a minute <4
Just because I'm mean to you, try to undermine everything you do to help people and like to perv on you doesn't mean I don't like you.
But I could never stay with you under any circumstances purely because I have too much pride and self-respect to ever rely on a little girl like you.
I t-trust Anonymous.
*laughs softly* If y-your pride gets in the way of l-living the life y-you want to live, discard it <4
Y-yes, streaming on Twitch <4
Who says she wont speak s-softly and carry a big stick.
I p-prefer wires <4
>*laughs softly* If y-your pride gets in the way of l-living the life y-you want to live, discard it <4
I don't want to live my life without pride. I know that's stupid but I'm not here because I'm smart.
Alright everyone, I w-will be streaming on Twitch at CeltyPlays n-now that the delicious meal is d-done <43
If you need me f-for anything, advice or cooking, f-feel free to contact m-me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
I want to fuck you
It's advertisement to get twitch donations, though it wouldn't be a bad idea to get doubles constantly doing Alice threads since her face has never been shown. Really highlights the level of pathetic weeb on the site these days, used to be cool weebs here.
Hey, I didn't have that one saved. Thanks anon!
You guys are gullible.