R8 me /b/? I've never had a boyfriend, and I can't

>>738892938
Do you not know the rules?

>>738893121
>Do you not know the rules?
its a fake pic ...

>>738893121
No, I'm relatively new so I probably fucked up. Like i fuck up most other things in my life.

Your looks are above average, eyebrows are nice and you seem as if you've a bit more intelligence than you actually share. I can assure you of this however, Its going to take a lot more than looks to have any form of meaningful relationship. Im 21 myself, and I've been in and out for various reasons. Simply put aside from being slightly interested in yourself, there's one simple solution. Find something you love doing. A hobby, activity, anything. And chase it. Immerse yourself and love it. And along the way you'll only find others that share that passion and joy with you. Then, you've got a good foundation for a relationship. Anyone can fall in love, everyone at one point falls out of it. Its important to have a mutual enjoyment to keep you both together during rough times. My thoughts /b/ro

>>738892938
I'll tell you now that your face is cute enough.

But we can't give you good feedback until you show us your body. You've come here seeking attention so just go for it.

>>738892938
We don't fall for that. No proper timestamp no talk

Its 100% real. Let me find another pic from the same day that I've never posted before.

>>738893253
Whoa there cowboy. Don't exert that much effort, it could be bait.

>>738893264
I'm chubby, not gonna lie

>>738893375
just take a timestamp pic. There's no reason not to, and it'll make us believe you.

I mean even if it is bait, the advice is universal essentially. Anyone low enough to come to /b/ or the forum dungeons of the internet is better off with a bit of genuine wisdom than the usual banter /s/hrugs

>>738893411
This is not enough information. I'm being honest with you, that we won't be able to give you much feedback if you don't show your body.

>>738892938
I'd say you're probably making a consious effort to avoid that boyfriend/love shit.
You're not ugly, and you have kinda cool cheekbones that make your face interesting.

Do you have a penis?

>>738893536
There is nothing enough money won't solve.

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>>738892938

>>738892938
you won't get boyfriend with these eybrows

>>738892938
you know what to do...

>>738892938
The rule they're referring to is there's no girls on the internet. Therefore you show "tits or gtfo." With a timestamp.

>>738893253
desperation online.

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>>738892938
>>738893411
>>738893375
The rules are pretty simple you faggot.
Post tits with timestamp.

>>738892938
tone down them fucken eyebrows.

and tits or GTFO

>>738892938
u look like a pig.

Just make pouty faces and bat your eyelashes. Your bone structure makes that a perfect come on for you. Keep doing this until someone bites.

Pro mode: Try this on dudes who you know haven't been in any relationships, like if you've been fb friends for 7 years and they haven't ever had a relationship status change, then odds are they won't judge you for inexperience.

>>738892938
wednesday addams

>>738893253
Oh thank you

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>>738892938
Im absolute trash but here, timestamped body photo

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>>738892938
I find you pretty, OP.

If you had a nice personality and liked me I'd definitely date you.

>>738894349
post your tits or gtfo

>>738894349
tits or gtfo

moonface and bad eyebrows, the fuck are you even up to

>>738894349
You're not trash, you have potential. Go to the gym for a year, or alternatively try the Fast Metabolism Diet. I've seen it work for a lot of people and it involves eating a lot. If you got skinnier you could be quite pretty.

Also check em

>>738894595
fuck, guess I'm out

>>738893253
hey faggot, just say tits or gtfo

I like the Wednesday Addams thing going on whether or not intentional, would date

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I would make you mine. Treat you like a princess in the streets and a home depot aisle 15 in the sheets. but sry you know the rules
>no attention whoring for females allowed on 4chan.
>your not special
>tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>738894595
I just gained 40 lbs, i looked okay before I went to jail. given, I was anorexic, but still. I was down to 125.

Honestly you are nice. And i'm not one of the pervs you find there. Don't fuxking show your titties please! Respect yourself. 7,4/10. I don't know why boys don't like you. Maybe you should socialise. Try just smiling to strangers. It makes you feel good you'll see. And try interacting with other human beings. It's hard at first but friends qnd boyfriends are super cool :)

>>738894349
aw you're a qt

>>738894349
Where do you live OP? I'll fuck you if you don't have a dick

tits or gtfo

>>738892938
You're cute, would date if under 7 psycho

>>738892938
ActuallyAFatGuy/10

>>738894349
so you gonna post those tits or have gtfo?

>>738894810
Upstate NY, land of ridiculously high taxes, rednecks, and heroin addicts.

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>mfw no timestamp

>>738894893
they're sad, tbh. when i'm thinner theyre small but perky, and I dont wear a bra.

>>738894873
eh, mostly just depressed

>>738894969
but that doesn't matter, you just have to post them it's the rule.

>>738894349
You're actually pretty cute, what are your hobbies / interests?

>>738894349
Togtfo

>>738895103
American horror story, writing, art enthusiast (but terrible artist), animals, vinyls, Nirvana, and serial killers

>>738894741
Holy shit does your dick shrivel up when you try to jerk it?

>>738892938
5/10 you look average.

>>738894952
faggot check the thread, she posted one

>>738894741
>respect yourself
>makes a thread on 4chan for attention
pick one, faggot.

>>738895235
Oh cool! What kind of stuff do you write about? I'm also into serial killers and spook shit like that

>>738894595
she's not fat, dude. There's no reason to go to the gym. She's got a real girl's figure, nice long hair like any woman should have, and curves. Why would you fuck with that by going to a gym?

>>738895278
Eh as long as I'm not ugly its all good

>>738894969
post tits already

we don't care if they're sad tits are tits someone will want them anyway

>>738894913
come to texas

>>738895235
how can serial killers be a hobby? just researching them?

>>738894913
why jail time?

>>738892938
I like your eyes

>>738895434
Maybe she is naive and not a slut.. 4chan is definitely not the good place to be a bitchy girl

>>738895436
tbh, mostly WWII stories and fanfictions, but I try to write good fanfiction, not normal fangirl shit. I've tried my hand at spookypasta writing, too.

>>738892938
>and curves.

Its not the 1800s anymore. You dont need your wife to occasionally pull a plow when the donkey gets sick

>>738894969
Just post them you cunt

>>738894349

>absolute trash

change your attitude for starters. also:

TITS OR GTFO

>>738895535
>>738895535
best friend got addicted to heroin, i didnt know, they robbed my aunts house for drug money

You're really fucking pretty. Like I want you so bad. :o surprised you never gotten dick, I'd give it to you. Then deprive you from it and make you beg :3

>>738894913
Where about are you I'm in the Oneonta area in NY.

>>738895275
See random dave, this is why you have no friends and constantly think about suicide. Being Nice and Wanting sum fuk is GOD DAMNITELY different.

>>738895453
kek, i didn't say she was fat. I said she would be prettier if she got got skinnier. This thread is about male opinions, no? I think most men like girls who are skinny.

To be clear, I agree with you that she's definitely not in a bad place as-is, I just think she could definitely improve.

>>738895649
Speak for yourself. Our donkey is always getting sick

>>738895604
Ooh, that actually sounds pretty interesting, i've always been pretty into WW2 myself. What kind of vinyls do you collect?

>>738895649
I'd rather have a real woman than a scrawny bitch that does physical exercise for 15 minutes and then "needs a cracker."

>>738895278
yeah, they fascinate me. i guess i have a bit of a fetish for morbid shit, which could be why people think im a freak

>>738895649
kek, this

>>738895720
Albany area, a decent distance away

>>738895796
im broke, so mostly newer made albums of my fave bands. Nirvana, The Cure, The Beatles

looks like any other person/10

>>738895749
De gustibus, I guess, then. To each their own!

>>738895680
that doesn't explain why you went to jail yourself.

>>738896055
Oh radical! I just recently picked up a copy of The Wall, you have pretty good taste in music, what other stuff do you listen to?

>>738895811
spotted the 40 year old virgin.

>>738896064
I tried to cover for them, since they were my only real friend. Not a bad person, just did a shitty thing.
plus the private investigator twisted my statement and made it sound like i was more involved.
Shitty thing to do to my family, i know, but theyve always hated me. I'm the black sheep

>>738896237
lol, nope

>>738896299
how long were you in jail?

>>738896299
so you need to get the fuck out if you're not going to post tits bitch

>>738896382
almost 2 weeks, 13 days. I go back to court Wednesday. Im on a years probation which sucks because I like to smoke, but oh well. Better than being in jail.

Assuming it's not bait, looks fine. I'd do things, assuming you aren't a crazy cunt. Though the eyebrows give me pause, guessing you've got a full on bush from navel to the small of your back like a bad thong bikini.

>>738896536
so you need to get the fuck out if you're not going to post tits bitch

>>738896668
for being italian and puerto rican, im surprisingly not that hairy. everyone thinks i shave my arms, but i dont

>>738896299
> I need attention. I was so neglected.
bitch probably drives a brand new civic and gets free ice cream at denny's

>>738896536
Well, not too bad. Try to stay clear of junk, junkies and shitty situations. You know, life is very much what you make of it, but you have to make something of yourself first in order to mirror that in "reality".

>>738896816
i drive a 2008 civic, lol, so not that far off

>>738892938
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You're cute OP, dont wast your time here

>>738896763
Bald taco is tastiest taco. It's probably the 'antisocial' personality. Look fine. I'd insert my engorged penile tissue and vigorously thrust until climax and ejaculation is achieved, and not kick you out of the stall.

>>738897029
no one else talks to me and im too awkward for tindr so

Nice eyes, pretty, not so chubby as to go mentioning it. Get your eyebrows under control, and smile for gods sake. Brows and deathstare are probably scaring dudes off.

>>738896536
i like smoking too lit

now post tits or gtfo

>>738895720
Oney brother!

>>738897141
i'll talk to you cause why tf not i'm on 4chan so not much else to do

contact?

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>>738897142
i used to smile

>>738897383
so post your fucking tits or gtfo

>>738897383
There's a Taoist secret, held to inner disciples for over a thousand years, called the Inner Smile. Find it.

>>738897383
Barely a smile but nice pic. It moved...

>>738897310
throwaway email so i dont get creeps
court dot w dot lang at gmail dot com

>>738897383
Oh wow. How surprising. I defended you. And you betrayed me.. You actually are an attention whore..

>>738897141
tindr weirds me out, but I should probably give it a shot. I'm charming af in text, but awkward af irl at initial meetups.

>>738897753
you should probably post your tits or gtfo

>>738897736
...wat?

>>738894913

I'm in the Albany area and I'd hit it. How old are you? =p

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>>738892938
I would totally date you lol

>>738897924
20

>>738897946
chad pls

>>738897946
pic related?
if so youre cute

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>>738894349
Hi im james...

Youre really cute. Are you from the UK? I am from manchester uk.. and single haha i know its just cause of college studies.

I know im asking to be trolled here but... maybe you could text me? Below is a picture of me and if you ever need a friend or a guy that will treat you like a princess then give me a text. I think youre really beautiful, trust me babe.

Its 078545743889. Thanks.

>>738898051
im in the us unfortunately

>>738898051
Totally not you and THIS THREAD IS TOTALLY GONNA BE CLOSED. THANK YOU JAME'S ENEMY

>>738897479
>court dot w dot lang at gmail dot com
emailed ya

>>738898035
Yeah, it's me

>>738897988
I am not a chad, I am soo socially awkward

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this your mans?

>>738898218
i posted my throwaway email earlier, you can email me if you want

>>738898142
Aww babe, when i got that reply mu heart skipped a beat. I would love to stay in touch, youre so gorgeous..

Text me number or get me on kik jamesk713x

Who knows, maybe we could meet one day xx

>>738898343
Okay, I will. My name's John

>>738892938
Where do you live? I doubt you've never had a boyfriend unless you live in a shitty area

>>738897946
tits or gtfo

u look like a white nigger

>>738892938
Tits + timestamp or gtfo

Post your tits

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>>738898401
im puerto rican, that might be why

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>>738893253
summer much ?

>>738898368
#TotallyNotAPedo

>>738898394
I am very flat chested...

>>738898527
it's fine, op won't so its up to you

>>738898316
Fuck outta here with that

>>738898573
Give me a few

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>>738898051
summmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>738898645
Y zo

>>738898676
see this dude knows what's up, op you better get your tits out
>>738897383

>>738898527
post dat ass then

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>>738892938
i think i've found the problem op
you look like rock lee

>>738899093
thats unfortunate

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>>738898573
I have delivered

>>738898739
Shut up cunt, I've been on here since like 2012. I'm just not ashamed of my face.

>>738898843
I am white, I have no ass.

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>>738899093
lol

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Chad here. Just wanted to sweep u off ur feet. Ill be in Albany NY 2 weeks from now. So what's ur kik

>>738898368
Lllllloooooolllll

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>>738899209
5 years? That makes me feel bad.

>>738899209
You are wqy better than op. Cute nerdy look. And weel you have spiderman's body. Are you gonna be kick ass or spiderman?

>>738899352
i know beggers can't be choosers, but i dont like muscles...

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>>738899209
Eh look its spiderman!

>>738899486
I have to survive college first.

>>738899209
I like this nigga, let's make the thread about him

>>738899490
Not OP.

>>738892938

its the eyebrows. ditch the makeup on em

>>738899209
>>738897946
My kik is kirbo2 for anyone who cares

>>738899093
lel

>>738892938
if this isn't bait:

op, you're cute, but you need to get rid of those ridiculously fake eyebrows and just have real eyebrows. I dunno who taught you to be ashamed of your fucking eyebrows lol