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ITT: Poorly describe games

>On an island
>Bunch of caves
>Lumberjack simulator 2K14
>>
>>738876992
Ark
>>
>>738876992
>be in space
>>
>>738876992
the forest.
>scientist
>break science thingy
>make spooky boys come out
>go into broken science thingy world
>stop spooky boys
>>
>>738877112
>Destiny
>No meme sky
>Kerbal Space Program
>>
>>738877191
No meme sky wins, but Destiny made me lol
>>
>go buy some milk
>kill everyone because the line moves too slow
>kill all the cops
>go home with milk
>>
>>738877077
Wrong, but close
>>738877121
This guy got it

Ghostbusters game?
>>
>>738877112
Space Engineers
>>
>be gook
>kill shit
>make dick jokes for no reason
>>
>cars
>sports
>>
>>738877278
Postal 2
>>
>>738877349
Faggot league
>>
TEST
>>
>island
>kill pirates and some natives
>drink poison
>>
>conduct counterterrorism operations while being called a faggot by a 12 year old over the comm
>>
>be me
>lose daughter
>go find
>nobody wants to help
>get called freak
>swing swing sword
>magic
>>
>>738877344
any of the shadow warrior games but i'm assuming you're referring to SW2
>>
>>738877472
CS:GO ?
>>
>>738876992
Minecraft
>>
>Be black
>Commit robbery as black do
>Get stabbed figuratively in the back (black?) with a literal bullet
>Kill everyone your almost-murderer knows and let him kill himself
>>
>>738877472
Globally offensive
>>
>>738877494
Easy, Dishonored
>>
>>738877494
Witcher 3?
The daughter part bugs me
>>
>>738877539
Nah, the mystery was already solved
>>
>>738877644
Witcher 3, winner!
>>738877637
I can see how you would think dishonored though
>>
>>738877457
far cry something
>>
>>738877121
Half-life
>>
>wear fancy clothes
>hit people with golf clubs and other stuff
>Jail is a revolving door
>pretend to read the newspaper
>free to play
>I'm on a boat full of murderers
>>
>Come home after being away on a work trip
>Boss gets murdered in front of you
>Get framed for murder
>Break out of prison and stab everyone
>>
>>738877121
half life
>>
>>738877766
Dishonored?
>>
>Stop the payload
>>
>>738877766
dishonored
>>
>>738877823
Yup
>>
>>738877759
Sounds a bit like GTA, but the F2P aspect gets me
>>
>>738877570
Haven't played it but it sounds like mafia 3
>>
Ive been playing skyrim recently so...
>Get imprisoned for whatever reason with a goat thief or sumthin
>Flying thing comes out of nowhere
>Later on discover you're some sort of special person, dont really give a shit
>Go work for some assassins and theives for the rest of your life
Accurate enough.
>>
>>738877766
Dishonored
>>
>leader of country
>am now in space
>aliens
>war
>bankruptcy
>>
>Leave home
>Literally solve everybody's problems no matter how big or small
>>
>>738877952
Indeed
>>
>>738876992

>space
>procedural
>mmo
>it's actually good
>>
>>738877944
Oh also I forgot to mention, the developers are wankers but the multiplayer is surprisingly smooth for entirely an player-run network. I gotta get back on before they shut down all the servers.

here's one more clue
>everyone cram into the bunk beds even though there's no chat, wtf are you all doing
>>
>>738877987
You gave the answer away!
>>
>>738878175
Haven't played it but, Division?
>>
>I was a prisoner on this planet
>now I fight subterranean grasshoppers with chainsaws, orbital laser cannons, and smoke
>>
>>738878244
nope
>>
>>738878144
Orion?
>>
This gon be easy
>start the game in a boat
>get to town
>go straight out of it into a swamp
>a mage falls from the sky
>>
>>738877759
the ship?
>>
>>738877827
TF2
>>
>>738878092
Saints row 4?
>>
>>738878351
Yes!
>>
>Monsters come from the ground
>Be war hero/criminal
>Best friend is Latino
>>
>>738878463
Gears of war
>>
>mutants
>Physics broken
>Keep under 50kg
>>
>>738878358
Right answer, but not *my* answer. Thing of its killer
>>
>>738878092
xcom?
>>
>>738878489
Damn, thought that was a good one
>>
>>738878320
Nah.
>>
>wort wort
>>
>>738878092
Donald Trump's next 4 years
>>
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>S H A U N
>oh yeah it's like a dad test lol
>S H A U N
>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>>
>>738876992

shoot zombies

survive
>>
>>738878501
Fallout
>>
>>738878339
TES: Morrowind?
>>
>>738878687
Hmm...This is a hard one.
>>
>>738878687
MLP: Equestrian Magic
>>
>>738878595
hey what do you think of my description since nobody's gotten it in two threads >>738878288
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>>738878751
Yep
>>
>>738878751
Damn, you're right
>>
>Drunk
>Talk to inanimate objects
>fight shit
Should be easy
>>
>Masked animal that eats trash
>Be sneaky
>>
>>738878783
Oh shit, that's GoW
>>
>space muslims
>space marines
>space zombies
>>
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>two rich brothers inherit a gravel pit from their father
>both hire teams of mercenarys to defend the gravel pit
>>
>>738876992
>you're a faggot with daddy issues
>it's not out yet
>>
>>738878687
heavy rain
>>
>>738878961
overwatch
>>
>>738878710
Close but no
>>
>>738878961
TF2
>>
>>738878937
Halo?
>>
>>738878144
Ok, there's a clue:

>fly safe, commander
>>
etards invade the world, led by a guy with hands but no arms
>>
>>738878783
Here's a true test:
>Plant parsnips
>Get married
>Dwarves came from space
>>
>>738878929
Sly Cooper
>>
>>738879082
*Retards
>>
>>738879076
Yep.
>>
>>738878962
OP: The Game
>>
>Killing ants and shit
>Saving bears and shit
>the dog is the best one
>>
>>738878882
Literally every twitch streamer
>>
>>738879165
Fallout: New Vegas?
>>
nigga edition:

>ay why there be gas stations around the desert n sheiit
>whos this nigga then
>bet hes hiding somethin imma cap his ass
>fuckken military bases and an alien crackah

best game to this day
>>
>>738879276
nah
>>
>>738879099
Yes
>>
>>738879080
Elite dangerous
>>
>>738879080
Planetside?
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>esports shitfest
>>
>>738879338
Yeeeeep!
>>
One more
>investigated in a jail
>you remember besieging a castle to save some kids
>someone kinda important dies in front of your eyes
>you get framed
>a little later in game you have to find something to cure amnesia
>a lot of choices and endings
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>>738879184
>>
>>738879095
stardew
>>
Made me cum 5 times!
>>
>>738877361
correct

>run over people
>get points
>car somersaults after crashing
>7 people killed after car hits a crowd
>7X COMBO BONUS
>BONUS FOR ARTISTIC IMPRESSION
>car hits wall on the way
>PILEDRIVER BONUS
>drive on as if nothing happened and laugh, try to aim for another crowd
>win the race without finishing a single lap
>lol even after 20 years this is fucking awesome
>>
>Be average white man
>Tons of guns
>Bomb on shirt
>>
>>738878092
Civ Beyond Earth?
>>
>>738879412
Dishonored?
>>
>>738877457
Definitely Far Cry 3
>>
>wake up on a boat
>oh shit we're sinking
>oh shit that guy blew up
>oh shit that guy too
>try to find the exit
>die 5 or 6 times
>guy takes some hostages through the exit
>wait, didn't that guy blow up?
>moderate amount of time fuckery
>get out
>wait, weren't we on a boat?
>holy shit a mummy
>>
>>738879418
Very good. You the same anon from before?
>>
>>738879412
black ops?
>>
>>738879501
Nah man
>>
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>>738879479
That's Carmageddon.
>>
>>738879488
serious sam?
>>
>>738879479
karmageddon
>>
>>738879184
Close, here's a hint.
>The shit sings
>>
>>738879488
Serious Sam?
>>
>>738876992
The forest
>>
>>738878092
Stellaris
>>
>solve puzzles using bowling balls, treadmills, mice, curved pipes, and fishtanks... among other miscellaneous objects
>>
>>738879148
i lold but nah
>>
>Jump off trucks
>>
>>738879734
Mouse Trap
>>
>>738878687
Fallout 4?
>>
>>738879825
HELL naw
>>
>walk down forest trail
>kill midgets for cash
>two people kill you
>you are memed
>walk down same trail
>same two kill you again
>get reported
>>
>>738879608
Yes
>>
>Hundreds of characters
>Players are cancerous
>Slit-eyes kick your ass
>>
>>738878962
the last of us 2
>>
>Gameplay isn't the greatest unless with friends
>Lore is engaging because you have to hunt it down
>Kickass original soundtrack
>>
>>738879605
best carmageddons are the 1st and tdr2000
the 2nd was okay, but kinda lame
>>
>Tons of cars and vehicles
>Crash derby
>power ups
>clown
>>
>Hear voices in your head
>do what those voices tell you to do
>save the world
>>
>Playing sports
>Cataclysmic event
>end up in real world
>everyone think's you're fucked in the head
>trying to get back home
>you're just a dream
>>
>>738879958
Rust
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Winner of the game cries the hardest.
>>
>>738880104
You better not be talking about shitstiny
>>
>>738880141
Shadow of Mordor
>>
>>738878882
conkers bad fur day
>>
>oldfag takes you away from home and dies
>solve a mystery with swords
>kill brother
>>
>>738880202
Yup
>>
>>738880106
Twisted Metal?
>>
>Wake up
>Do puzzles
>Go up an elevator.
>>
>>738880141
columbine
>>
>be edgelord
>get thrown into lake
>turn into a necrophiles dream
>revenge.exe
>>
>>738879595
Nope
>>
>>738880188
Hello no
When I say "hunt" I'm talking about hunting it in-game.
>>
>>738879789
Just cause 2/3?
>>
>>738880299
Portal
>>
>>738880301
Heckin' kek
>>
>>738880242
Yessir
>>
>>738880092

nope
>>
>>738880361
Yeap. Portal 2 to be specific
>>
>>738880199
I could see why, but not the one I'm thinking about.>>738880301
no
>>
>>738880325
Good guess, but this one is an indie
>>
>>738880144
Final Fantasy X.
>>
>>738880316
soul reaver?
>>
>explore crypts and caverns
>murder wildlife
>ancient aliens
>>
>>738880452
yes
>>738880151
no
>>
>Private High School
>Slingshot
>>
>Go on a ship
>Kill some guys
>Get a suit
>Your wife dies
>>
>>738880323
Any of the souls games?
>>
>Be Indian
>Kill a bunch of white men
>BlackGuyMadeMeDoIt.oog
>>
>>738880485
Yepp
>>
>>738880318
witcher 2?

nother hint?
>>
>>738880515
B U L L Y
>>
>>738880104
ESO?
>>
>>738880537
Assassin's Creed 3?
>>
>>738880508
womb raider?
>>
>Nazis win the war
>Kill all the Nazis
>>
>have a weird circle on my skin
>starting to look like beef jerky
>get weapons to kill a shitloat of zombies >monsters etc to get the curse lifted
>>
>>738880658
doom?
>>
>>738880556
Correct
>>
>set in future
>economic crisis
>riots
>"smash the corporation"

will be shocked if anyone gets this
>>
>Bring in a huge ass clan of your friends and their friends
>Build kick ass base
>Rock smashing simulator
>Another large ass clan attacks when you're offline
>C4 is a bitch
>>
>my job title is to kill everyone
>save everyone
>>
>>738880636
Wolfenstein.
>>
>>738880533
Saint's Row?
>>
>>738880535
Nope
>>
>be me
>be in stasis
>some dick with a funny hat crashes my ship with millions of survivors
>gotta save my friends
>collect powerups
>write a journal
>make mad cash
>rain doesn't actually hurt you
>wtf I hate worms now
>>
>>738880807
Nope.
>>
>>738880610
Damn, good shit anon
>>
>>738876992
>Shit
>Bearer Seek Seek Lest
>>
>>738880616
yes
>>
>>738880561
Yes
>>
>>738880760
planescape torment? (haven't played yet)
>>
>>738877472
Every COD ever
>>
>>738880785
Yeah
>>
>Cubes
>Sheep n' shit
>Bar simulator
>>
>>738880875
Thanks, this and Black Flag are my favorite games from the series
>>
>>738880768
Rust
>>
>Hey wanna be friends?
>Sure
>new friend murders me
>cyka
>>
>>738880842
Metroid
>>
>I'll order a number 9
>>
>>738880965
Really? but AC 3 was shit..
>>
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>>738880996
>>
>>738880842
pikmin?
>>
>>738881016
DayZ
>>
>>738881067
Follow the train simulator.
>>
>>738881023
>>738881101
nope
>>
>>738881016
DayZ
>>
>Spaceship struck by lightning
>Crash on planet
>Moth people
>Alternate worlds
>>
>>738881089
Yup, planning on buying it.
Is it worth tho?
>>
>>738881109
>>738881155
Yup, easy one lol
>>
>>738880658
Dark Souls
>>
>>738881073
It's the first AC game I played so it holds a special place in my heart
>>
>Main villain wears a mask just like his face
>>
>>738878929
Sly cooper
>>
>>738880923

think PS2

"penalty on civilian kills"
>>
>Red hat
>Downhill Simulator
>PISSED OFF YETI
>>
>be me, long hair
>Lose my kid
>Fuck bitches instead of finding my kid
>Have two pricks in my pants
>Drink year-old mead
>Kill the white walkers
>>
>Make a knife
>Hunt down other people
>Experience great wins and horrible losses
>kill
>be killed
>Mfw it's a game show
>>
>>738881110
>OOOOOHHHHHHH
>>
>>738881286
Random guess but, crackdown?
>>
>>738881262
Yes
>>
Might be a tricky one now
>youre a journalist
>youre from NY but the game stars at a small town in Germany/Austria
>whole game is about finding one person and getting his signature
>as you progress trough the game youre at more colder and colder places
>>
Ok, this should be easy:
>lighthouse
>wtf
>tfw this is heaven
>go save girl
>bird don't like it
>dicking around cuz they after me and the girl now
>flashbacks
>lighthouse again
>wew lads, this is the end?
>>
>>738881434
Tomb raider
>>
>>738881184
You need friends and a lot of time.
It came before ARK, and I think it's better than it, but Rust is something you need to be willing to pour a shit tonne of time into.

It's fairly priced considering it is in early-alpha, but it *is* early-alpha, so the game is pretty laggy without a good computer.
>>
>>738881313
Free ski?
>>
>>738880299
Virtue's Last Reward
>>
>>738881449
Bioshock Infinite
>>
>>738881449
Bioshock Infinite?
>>
>>738881313
Far cry 4?
>>
>Be Cop
>Occasionally smack dudes with fish
>Emma Stone wtf?
>>
>>738881521
Another anon already got it. It's Portal 2
>>
>>738881449
bioshock infinite or life is strange
>>
>>738881480
Ok.
Tnx for the advice, man. I'll try and build a new computer and then see if I have any money left to buy it
>>
>Kill family
>Kill gods
>Have son
>Have fun
>>
>>738881483
DA COMRADE
>>738881553
Nah Mayne
>>
>>738881640
Minecraft
>>
>>738881640
God Of War?
>>
>>738881466
Nope
>>
>>738881449
To The Moon.
>>
>>738881525
>>738881530
>>738881603
Y'all got it.
Bioshock Infinite.
For me the best game there is. Replayed it 5 times.
Tis a shame that it doesn't work on Windows 10 tho
>>
>>738881449
Bioshock: Infinite
>>
>>738881449
>lighthouse

Bioshock
>>
>>738881286
One of the Jak n Daxters?
>>
>>738880515
Bully
>>
I got one no one will get

>graduating school
>hentai ruins your day
>wtf do I do now?
>>
>>738876992
Its obviously the forest
>Be a normie
>happy life, wife and child
>Some punk murder them
>You kill a tower
>>
>>738881788
My senior year
>>
>>738881723
I'm halfway into the game so I just guessed Bioshock Infinite by the 6 first lines but thanks for spoiling the ending
>>
>>738881696
Yes
>>
>>738881605
No problem, swear to use that information for evil
>>
>>738876992
Autism: the game featuring deviantart
>>
>>738877121
Half life
>>
>>738880780
No one got mine?
How about a hint
>You have a scythe
>>
>lighthouse
>class
>girl dies
>revive her
>girl dies
>revive her
>girl dies
>revive her
>girl dies
>revive her
>time and space are fucked up
>decide if girl lives or dies
>>
>>738881808
Shadow of Mordor, easy
>>
>>738881888
Nice trips
>>
>>738877112
No manĀ“s skye, ha ha cock suckers, they fool you with the MMO part
>>
>>738878687
heavy rain
>>
>>738881893
this is life is strange
>>
>>738881888
Grim Fandango
>>
>>738881434
Some hints:
>3 parts of this game
>the newest one came out a couple of months ago
>>
>>738881861
I loved to play that shit as a kid man
>>
>gay boy in a base
>fight clone dad with clone
>sword fight clone dad
>existential crisis
>>
>>738881992
This guy knows it
>>
>>738881893
Stranger is Life?
>>
>>738878115
life is strange?
>>
>>738881992
yup
>>
>>738880780
>>738881888
Darksiders 2?
>>
>>738880780
Roonthcape
>>
>>738877344
Shadow warrior>>738877759
Tf2
>>
>be ball
>paint stuff
>overthrow dictatorship
>>
>>738882045
No shit because ur lesbo has to fucking die in order to save everyone else.
>>
>>738882070
something like that
>>
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Okay, lemme see what you come up with

>Be nig nog
>Rich white people kill daddy and burn your house
>Go on rampage
>Shoot every person the rich white people know
>Make money
>All for greater good
>>
>>738882077
You got it.
>>
>>738880217
no guesses?
>oldfag takes you away from home and dies
>solve a mystery with swords
>kill brothe
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