ITT: Poorly describe games >On an island >Bunch of caves

>>738876992
Ark

>>738876992
>be in space

>>738876992
the forest.
>scientist
>break science thingy
>make spooky boys come out
>go into broken science thingy world
>stop spooky boys

>>738877112
>Destiny
>No meme sky
>Kerbal Space Program

>>738877191
No meme sky wins, but Destiny made me lol

>go buy some milk
>kill everyone because the line moves too slow
>kill all the cops
>go home with milk

>>738877077
Wrong, but close
>>738877121
This guy got it

Ghostbusters game?

>>738877112
Space Engineers

>be gook
>kill shit
>make dick jokes for no reason

>cars
>sports

>>738877278
Postal 2

>>738877349
Faggot league

TEST

>island
>kill pirates and some natives
>drink poison

>conduct counterterrorism operations while being called a faggot by a 12 year old over the comm

>be me
>lose daughter
>go find
>nobody wants to help
>get called freak
>swing swing sword
>magic

>>738877344
any of the shadow warrior games but i'm assuming you're referring to SW2

>>738877472
CS:GO ?

>>738876992
Minecraft

>Be black
>Commit robbery as black do
>Get stabbed figuratively in the back (black?) with a literal bullet
>Kill everyone your almost-murderer knows and let him kill himself

>>738877472
Globally offensive

>>738877494
Easy, Dishonored

>>738877494
Witcher 3?
The daughter part bugs me

>>738877539
Nah, the mystery was already solved

>>738877644
Witcher 3, winner!
>>738877637
I can see how you would think dishonored though

>>738877457
far cry something

>>738877121
Half-life

>wear fancy clothes
>hit people with golf clubs and other stuff
>Jail is a revolving door
>pretend to read the newspaper
>free to play
>I'm on a boat full of murderers

>Come home after being away on a work trip
>Boss gets murdered in front of you
>Get framed for murder
>Break out of prison and stab everyone

>>738877121
half life

>>738877766
Dishonored?

>Stop the payload

>>738877766
dishonored

>>738877823
Yup

>>738877759
Sounds a bit like GTA, but the F2P aspect gets me

>>738877570
Haven't played it but it sounds like mafia 3

Ive been playing skyrim recently so...
>Get imprisoned for whatever reason with a goat thief or sumthin
>Flying thing comes out of nowhere
>Later on discover you're some sort of special person, dont really give a shit
>Go work for some assassins and theives for the rest of your life
Accurate enough.

>>738877766
Dishonored

>leader of country
>am now in space
>aliens
>war
>bankruptcy

>Leave home
>Literally solve everybody's problems no matter how big or small

>>738877952
Indeed

>>738876992

>space
>procedural
>mmo
>it's actually good

>>738877944
Oh also I forgot to mention, the developers are wankers but the multiplayer is surprisingly smooth for entirely an player-run network. I gotta get back on before they shut down all the servers.

here's one more clue
>everyone cram into the bunk beds even though there's no chat, wtf are you all doing

>>738877987
You gave the answer away!

>>738878175
Haven't played it but, Division?

>I was a prisoner on this planet
>now I fight subterranean grasshoppers with chainsaws, orbital laser cannons, and smoke

>>738878244
nope

>>738878144
Orion?

This gon be easy
>start the game in a boat
>get to town
>go straight out of it into a swamp
>a mage falls from the sky

>>738877759
the ship?

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>>738877827
TF2

>>738878092
Saints row 4?

>>738878351
Yes!

>Monsters come from the ground
>Be war hero/criminal
>Best friend is Latino

>>738878463
Gears of war

>mutants
>Physics broken
>Keep under 50kg

>>738878358
Right answer, but not *my* answer. Thing of its killer

>>738878092
xcom?

>>738878489
Damn, thought that was a good one

>>738878320
Nah.

>wort wort

>>738878092
Donald Trump's next 4 years

>SHAUN
>SHAUN
>S H A U N
>oh yeah it's like a dad test lol
>S H A U N
>SHAUN
>SHAUN

>>738876992

shoot zombies

survive

>>738878501
Fallout

>>738878339
TES: Morrowind?

>>738878687
Hmm...This is a hard one.

>>738878687
MLP: Equestrian Magic

>>738878595
hey what do you think of my description since nobody's gotten it in two threads >>738878288

>>738878751
Yep

>>738878751
Damn, you're right

>Drunk
>Talk to inanimate objects
>fight shit
Should be easy

>Masked animal that eats trash
>Be sneaky

>>738878783
Oh shit, that's GoW

>space muslims
>space marines
>space zombies

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>two rich brothers inherit a gravel pit from their father
>both hire teams of mercenarys to defend the gravel pit

>>738876992
>you're a faggot with daddy issues
>it's not out yet

>>738878687
heavy rain

>>738878961
overwatch

>>738878710
Close but no

>>738878961
TF2

>>738878937
Halo?

>>738878144
Ok, there's a clue:

>fly safe, commander

etards invade the world, led by a guy with hands but no arms

>>738878783
Here's a true test:
>Plant parsnips
>Get married
>Dwarves came from space

>>738878929
Sly Cooper

>>738879082
*Retards

>>738879076
Yep.

>>738878962
OP: The Game

>Killing ants and shit
>Saving bears and shit
>the dog is the best one

>>738878882
Literally every twitch streamer

>>738879165
Fallout: New Vegas?

nigga edition:

>ay why there be gas stations around the desert n sheiit
>whos this nigga then
>bet hes hiding somethin imma cap his ass
>fuckken military bases and an alien crackah

best game to this day

>>738879276
nah

>>738879099
Yes

>>738879080
Elite dangerous

>>738879080
Planetside?

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>esports shitfest

>>738879338
Yeeeeep!

One more
>investigated in a jail
>you remember besieging a castle to save some kids
>someone kinda important dies in front of your eyes
>you get framed
>a little later in game you have to find something to cure amnesia
>a lot of choices and endings

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>>738879184

>>738879095
stardew

Made me cum 5 times!

>>738877361
correct

>run over people
>get points
>car somersaults after crashing
>7 people killed after car hits a crowd
>7X COMBO BONUS
>BONUS FOR ARTISTIC IMPRESSION
>car hits wall on the way
>PILEDRIVER BONUS
>drive on as if nothing happened and laugh, try to aim for another crowd
>win the race without finishing a single lap
>lol even after 20 years this is fucking awesome

>Be average white man
>Tons of guns
>Bomb on shirt

>>738878092
Civ Beyond Earth?

>>738879412
Dishonored?

>>738877457
Definitely Far Cry 3

>wake up on a boat
>oh shit we're sinking
>oh shit that guy blew up
>oh shit that guy too
>try to find the exit
>die 5 or 6 times
>guy takes some hostages through the exit
>wait, didn't that guy blow up?
>moderate amount of time fuckery
>get out
>wait, weren't we on a boat?
>holy shit a mummy

>>738879418
Very good. You the same anon from before?

>>738879412
black ops?

>>738879501
Nah man

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>>738879479
That's Carmageddon.

>>738879488
serious sam?

>>738879479
karmageddon

>>738879184
Close, here's a hint.
>The shit sings

>>738879488
Serious Sam?

>>738876992
The forest

>>738878092
Stellaris

>solve puzzles using bowling balls, treadmills, mice, curved pipes, and fishtanks... among other miscellaneous objects

>>738879148
i lold but nah

>Jump off trucks

>>738879734
Mouse Trap

>>738878687
Fallout 4?

>>738879825
HELL naw

>walk down forest trail
>kill midgets for cash
>two people kill you
>you are memed
>walk down same trail
>same two kill you again
>get reported

>>738879608
Yes

>Hundreds of characters
>Players are cancerous
>Slit-eyes kick your ass

>>738878962
the last of us 2

>Gameplay isn't the greatest unless with friends
>Lore is engaging because you have to hunt it down
>Kickass original soundtrack

>>738879605
best carmageddons are the 1st and tdr2000
the 2nd was okay, but kinda lame

>Tons of cars and vehicles
>Crash derby
>power ups
>clown

>Hear voices in your head
>do what those voices tell you to do
>save the world

>Playing sports
>Cataclysmic event
>end up in real world
>everyone think's you're fucked in the head
>trying to get back home
>you're just a dream

>>738879958
Rust

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Winner of the game cries the hardest.

>>738880104
You better not be talking about shitstiny

>>738880141
Shadow of Mordor

>>738878882
conkers bad fur day

>oldfag takes you away from home and dies
>solve a mystery with swords
>kill brother

>>738880202
Yup

>>738880106
Twisted Metal?

>Wake up
>Do puzzles
>Go up an elevator.

>>738880141
columbine

>be edgelord
>get thrown into lake
>turn into a necrophiles dream
>revenge.exe

>>738879595
Nope

>>738880188
Hello no
When I say "hunt" I'm talking about hunting it in-game.

>>738879789
Just cause 2/3?

>>738880299
Portal

>>738880301
Heckin' kek

>>738880242
Yessir

>>738880092

nope

>>738880361
Yeap. Portal 2 to be specific

>>738880199
I could see why, but not the one I'm thinking about.>>738880301
no

>>738880325
Good guess, but this one is an indie

>>738880144
Final Fantasy X.

>>738880316
soul reaver?

>explore crypts and caverns
>murder wildlife
>ancient aliens

>>738880452
yes
>>738880151
no

>Private High School
>Slingshot

>Go on a ship
>Kill some guys
>Get a suit
>Your wife dies

>>738880323
Any of the souls games?

>Be Indian
>Kill a bunch of white men
>BlackGuyMadeMeDoIt.oog

>>738880485
Yepp

>>738880318
witcher 2?

nother hint?

>>738880515
B U L L Y

>>738880104
ESO?

>>738880537
Assassin's Creed 3?

>>738880508
womb raider?

>Nazis win the war
>Kill all the Nazis

>have a weird circle on my skin
>starting to look like beef jerky
>get weapons to kill a shitloat of zombies >monsters etc to get the curse lifted

>>738880658
doom?

>>738880556
Correct

>set in future
>economic crisis
>riots
>"smash the corporation"

will be shocked if anyone gets this

>Bring in a huge ass clan of your friends and their friends
>Build kick ass base
>Rock smashing simulator
>Another large ass clan attacks when you're offline
>C4 is a bitch

>my job title is to kill everyone
>save everyone

>>738880636
Wolfenstein.

>>738880533
Saint's Row?

>>738880535
Nope

>be me
>be in stasis
>some dick with a funny hat crashes my ship with millions of survivors
>gotta save my friends
>collect powerups
>write a journal
>make mad cash
>rain doesn't actually hurt you
>wtf I hate worms now

>>738880807
Nope.

>>738880610
Damn, good shit anon

>>738876992
>Shit
>Bearer Seek Seek Lest

>>738880616
yes

>>738880561
Yes

>>738880760
planescape torment? (haven't played yet)

>>738877472
Every COD ever

>>738880785
Yeah

>Cubes
>Sheep n' shit
>Bar simulator

>>738880875
Thanks, this and Black Flag are my favorite games from the series

>>738880768
Rust

>Hey wanna be friends?
>Sure
>new friend murders me
>cyka

>>738880842
Metroid

>I'll order a number 9

>>738880965
Really? but AC 3 was shit..

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>>738880996

>>738880842
pikmin?

>>738881016
DayZ

>>738881067
Follow the train simulator.

>>738881023
>>738881101
nope

>>738881016
DayZ

>Spaceship struck by lightning
>Crash on planet
>Moth people
>Alternate worlds

>>738881089
Yup, planning on buying it.
Is it worth tho?

>>738881109
>>738881155
Yup, easy one lol

>>738880658
Dark Souls

>>738881073
It's the first AC game I played so it holds a special place in my heart

>Main villain wears a mask just like his face

>>738878929
Sly cooper

>>738880923

think PS2

"penalty on civilian kills"

>Red hat
>Downhill Simulator
>PISSED OFF YETI

>be me, long hair
>Lose my kid
>Fuck bitches instead of finding my kid
>Have two pricks in my pants
>Drink year-old mead
>Kill the white walkers

>Make a knife
>Hunt down other people
>Experience great wins and horrible losses
>kill
>be killed
>Mfw it's a game show

>>738881110
>OOOOOHHHHHHH

>>738881286
Random guess but, crackdown?

>>738881262
Yes

Might be a tricky one now
>youre a journalist
>youre from NY but the game stars at a small town in Germany/Austria
>whole game is about finding one person and getting his signature
>as you progress trough the game youre at more colder and colder places

Ok, this should be easy:
>lighthouse
>wtf
>tfw this is heaven
>go save girl
>bird don't like it
>dicking around cuz they after me and the girl now
>flashbacks
>lighthouse again
>wew lads, this is the end?

>>738881434
Tomb raider

>>738881184
You need friends and a lot of time.
It came before ARK, and I think it's better than it, but Rust is something you need to be willing to pour a shit tonne of time into.

It's fairly priced considering it is in early-alpha, but it *is* early-alpha, so the game is pretty laggy without a good computer.

>>738881313
Free ski?

>>738880299
Virtue's Last Reward

>>738881449
Bioshock Infinite

>>738881449
Bioshock Infinite?

>>738881313
Far cry 4?

>Be Cop
>Occasionally smack dudes with fish
>Emma Stone wtf?

>>738881521
Another anon already got it. It's Portal 2

>>738881449
bioshock infinite or life is strange

>>738881480
Ok.
Tnx for the advice, man. I'll try and build a new computer and then see if I have any money left to buy it

>Kill family
>Kill gods
>Have son
>Have fun

>>738881483
DA COMRADE
>>738881553
Nah Mayne

>>738881640
Minecraft

>>738881640
God Of War?

>>738881466
Nope

>>738881449
To The Moon.

>>738881525
>>738881530
>>738881603
Y'all got it.
Bioshock Infinite.
For me the best game there is. Replayed it 5 times.
Tis a shame that it doesn't work on Windows 10 tho

>>738881449
Bioshock: Infinite

>>738881449
>lighthouse

Bioshock

>>738881286
One of the Jak n Daxters?

>>738880515
Bully

I got one no one will get

>graduating school
>hentai ruins your day
>wtf do I do now?

>>738876992
Its obviously the forest
>Be a normie
>happy life, wife and child
>Some punk murder them
>You kill a tower

>>738881788
My senior year

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>>738881723
I'm halfway into the game so I just guessed Bioshock Infinite by the 6 first lines but thanks for spoiling the ending

>>738881696
Yes

>>738881605
No problem, swear to use that information for evil

>>738876992
Autism: the game featuring deviantart

>>738877121
Half life

>>738880780
No one got mine?
How about a hint
>You have a scythe

>lighthouse
>class
>girl dies
>revive her
>girl dies
>revive her
>girl dies
>revive her
>girl dies
>revive her
>time and space are fucked up
>decide if girl lives or dies

>>738881808
Shadow of Mordor, easy

>>738881888
Nice trips

>>738877112
No man´s skye, ha ha cock suckers, they fool you with the MMO part

>>738878687
heavy rain

>>738881893
this is life is strange

>>738881888
Grim Fandango

>>738881434
Some hints:
>3 parts of this game
>the newest one came out a couple of months ago

>>738881861
I loved to play that shit as a kid man

>gay boy in a base
>fight clone dad with clone
>sword fight clone dad
>existential crisis

>>738881992
This guy knows it

>>738881893
Stranger is Life?

>>738878115
life is strange?

>>738881992
yup

>>738880780
>>738881888
Darksiders 2?

>>738880780
Roonthcape

>>738877344
Shadow warrior>>738877759
Tf2

>be ball
>paint stuff
>overthrow dictatorship

>>738882045
No shit because ur lesbo has to fucking die in order to save everyone else.

>>738882070
something like that

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Okay, lemme see what you come up with

>Be nig nog
>Rich white people kill daddy and burn your house
>Go on rampage
>Shoot every person the rich white people know
>Make money
>All for greater good

>>738882077
You got it.

>>738880217
no guesses?
>oldfag takes you away from home and dies
>solve a mystery with swords
>kill brothe