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Caught this fucker what do /b/ Dubs gives name Trips calls of

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Caught this fucker what do /b/
Dubs gives name
Trips calls of his death
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Barry

Also don't kill lil bird nigga
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eat it
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nigger, also let this lil nigga go out on the streets and be fly. Skeet skeet nigga, fly youre free
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Let it go
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>>738874524
pidgeynigga the bird
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just let it go
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Name: Poseidon
Death : Let it go he should live
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dubs: Stanislas
Trips: microwave it
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Socrates

And let him go
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>>738874693
>>738874709
It's in a bucket with no lid. It obviously can't fly.
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Let it live man
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>>738874524
That better be a home depot bucket
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>>738874848
>4848
Dubs?
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>>738874524
magicians red

dont kill birb
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if it cant fly some places take birds and help them out please find some help for him but if you cant kill it fast and painless
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>>738874953
roll
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>>738874524
Lil nigga

Let it go
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>>738874524
Eat it
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>>738874524
Blender
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Fuckwit
>Hammer it
>Make pancake sauce with guts
>Eat Pancakes with chocolate
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Kill it with a lifetime of care
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>>738874996
Roll
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>>738875049
I'm going with Lil Nigga too

Also let him go
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>>738874996
roll please help him out
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>>738874524
Dubs : Kekdick
Trips : Deep fry
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Space program, obviously
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>>738874929
KYS
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free lil nigga
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>>738875113

This
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lil nigga

let him go
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>>738874524
Squanto

Death by being crushed inside of your anus
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>>738875266
shit
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>>738875266
reroll
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if you are going to kill it since it is injured take it out like this
Snap his neck its the fastest way
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Let Squanto go
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>>738875113

re-roll
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>>738875266
Thank god you weren't trips.
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>>738875266
Fuck yeah I named the little birb squanto
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love and mother and nurture him
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>>738875317
reroll
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love it till it dies of old age
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Give him to a cat
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>>738875352
That's a weird name
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release it
call it the nigger that escaped
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>>738874524
Let it go and live and die in its own way. fuck you for trying to control something
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Let Squanto go!
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Rape it then eat it
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release squanto
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Call him Larry
Larry the Bird
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Name it pee pee explorer. Get. Stuff it in your dickhole....Get.
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>>738875411
since i just dubbed name it Beezlebub
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you should do it humanely snap his neck pls
or another humane way is
Another way which is fast and is considered humane is to put them in a bag and hit it as hard as you can against a wall or hard object (fence post). It kills them instantly as long as you hit it hard enough. This is the method recommended on the website of someone who makes repeating sparrow traps.
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The birb's name is Squanto, guys.
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>>738874524
Keep Squanto around and have a birb bro
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Cum on it
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release him OP
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>>738875497
reroll
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>>738875539
reroll
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Let it go
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cum on it
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Microwave that shit
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>>738875543
roll
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set him free
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let Squanto live he seems like a nice dog
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Squanto goes to a cat
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>>738875539
second this
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Release squanto
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fuck its face
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>>738875543
re-roll
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dindu nuffin
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>>738875616
reroll
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Give him a good old dicking
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Kiss Squanto on his lil birb head, then release.
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>>738875609
Reroll
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>>738875644
nice name
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Fuck its face!!!!!!!!!!
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Let the birb go
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death
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Oven
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cut its lets off
then boil it
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>>738875543
get
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>>738875667
ONE DIGIT OFF REROLL
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Let the little shit go
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>>738875667

one off
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Reroll for deep frying squanto
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>>738875539
Roll
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Don't kill the bird, set him free and go buy a drink, you are better than this
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Let the bird go
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Be a man and eat it while it's still alive
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water
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Put it under a mirror in the sun
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if he is hurt
give Squanto a kiss then snap his neck
or
put him in a sock and smash him against a hard object as hard as you can
thats humane he dies so fast he does not feel pain
also be nice and give him a worm before you kill him
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>>738875777
give him a drink and let him go?
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>>738875744
That's a stupid fucking name anon
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>>738875777
DROWN THE FUCKING THING NOW OP
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>>738875777
WINRAR!
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>>738875811
yes
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>>738875777
awww shit
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>>738875777
checked drown it
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PLEASE OP DON'T
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Fucking microwave it
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Kiss Squanto on his lil birb head, then release him after he rests
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>>738875777
Well i tried my hardest to keep the bird alive or humanely killed good bye Squanto you will be missed
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Oh fuck my heart, dont kill OP
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Raise young squanto
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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op please dont do this to squirb
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>>738874524
Name: Dick Grayson

Death: a free and natural death many years from now
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>>738875777
Surely you mean give Squanto a drink of water
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>>738875989
Roll for this.
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>>738875989
Roll this
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>>738875989
A name and death were already decided faggot
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>>738875989
Rollerino
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OP still here? Or did the birb drown him
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>>738876066
Quit rerolling you dumb faggot.
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THE DUBS HAVE DECIDED. Squanto will swim >>738876015
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do it faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE
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>>738876006
>Trips calls of his death
water

that's simple, fucking faggot
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op fag confirmed
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>>738875777
DEATH BY DROWNING IT IS!
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shove it up your ass dry
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>>738876160
this
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>>738876160
NO YOUR NOT OP DON'T BECOME ONE SPARE THE BIRB
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Make the water boiling and pour an inch in the bottom of the bucket.
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>>738876218
OP is a faggot if the bird is spared.
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>>738876256
THIS !!!!!
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>>738876288
Youre already a faggot so let the bird go
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>>738874524
>>738875777
C'mon OP its not difficult, its drowning, not shoving it up your anus.
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gift it to a homeless man
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>>738876288
op is a faggot either way
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>>738875939
>don't kill op
That was never the plan
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>>738876288
he will be the opposite of a fag
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Op spare that Little soul, you'll have a place in Valhalla
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>>738876351
second it
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>>738875939
normie
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>>738876334
True..true.
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>>738876403
edge fag
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death by nature itself
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SPARE HIM OP
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FUCK YOU OP
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op is a faggot
drown !
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OP is a faggot if the bird is killed
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OP won't deliver.
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Steve the wonder bird

Blaze of glory strapped to fireworks
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Ok if you're gonna drown him, just snap his neck first, don't let Squanto suffer.
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>>738874524

Name, Pickles.
Death, Microwave
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>>738876555
O FUK
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>>738876555
Fate is fully sealed now motherfuckers!
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c'mon op you'll regret this in your later life. Speaking from experiance i did the same to mice
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>>738876555
>>738875777
Trips cant be wrong. drown the fucker
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Do not kill
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drown
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>>738876590
Are you fucking retarded? It's already decided
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dont kill squanto please
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Don't do it op
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>>738876739
please
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>>738876555
>>738875777
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
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let him live
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It has been writin in the stars, squanto must drown
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>>738876739
His fate is sealed.
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>>738876699
Dubs dubs
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poor squanto
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op don't make my life any sadder, please
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Do not kill squato
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>>738874524
Eat it alive.
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>>738876889
Did you really just make trips twice
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Do the right thing, keep squanto as a pet
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>>738876889
Holy shit
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No kill squanto
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dont worry, Squanto can swim
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just looking at squanto makes me sad
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>>738876981
yes
>>738877028
i know same
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>>738876962
Ooooooooooo shittttt
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>>738876441
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>>738876889
Instead of water, could he drown Squanto in cum? I'm pretty sure there's a lot in OP's stomach and ass.
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squanto good bird

relese squanto plz
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Post a close up of squanto
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Drown him OP
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>>738874929
kys
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Microwave
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Let squanto live you kissless virgin
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Grace us by giving the bird its freedom and killing yourself for even thinking of harming something so majestic
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what is with the normies recently, JUST DROWN THE FUCKING BIRD! ITS JUST A BIRD!

Better yet, just drop it in a blender.
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if 333, squanto lives, fuck the first trips
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>>738877225
fuck off summerfag
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release squanto, bitch
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>>738877198
#SquantoForPressident
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>>738874524
DROWN THE FUCKER, TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
RREEEEEERE
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>>738875777
SQUANTO NOOOOOOOOOO
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>>738877272
roll for this
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>>738877279
>fuck off summerfag
>is a summerfag
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SAVE HIM
HE DESERVES TO LIVE
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OP IS TROLLING YOU !
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>>738877272
Roll
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>>738877333
waste of trips
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Call and animal care center pay the bill to get the injured bird fixed claim it as your pet so they will do it. Do not allow them to put it down. Post pics of the drive the buildings the docs and the bird live and well afterwards plus the bill you had to pay
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these dubs will save the birb
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>>738877333
Wasted trips
>summerfag
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let squanto alive
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>>738877272
Reroll
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>>738877385
The bird is getting drowned anyway, and I'm fine with that.
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>>738874929
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>>738877397
Reroll
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>>738875939
lol, bitch nigga
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>>738874524
why hasnt op drowned it yet?
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>>738874929
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Squanto does not deserve this, let it go.
>Now Squanto is the new mascot 4chan
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>>738877421
no, OP must have a heart
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>>738875543
>>738875611
>>738875701
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>>738877333
If 333 squanto lives *_*
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>>738875049
>>738875141
samefag
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>>738877272
Somebody got them
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Let poor little Squanto go
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>>738877575
>>738875141
that isn't me
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>>738877689
The trips demand blood and water,
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>>738877279
Look at this normie
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quints release Squanto because kek wills it
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>>738877771
so close
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WATER
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>>738875206
Why is there only one result for this?
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>>738877771
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>>738877770
>normie
kill me
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if trips, throw off a building
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Don't kill him
You'll feel real bad
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>>738877900
>bird
>throw off building
that will work
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>>738874524
Raise it OP. Me and my brother rescued a baby crow and it's a pet now. He's called Russell and he's got a little aviary outside, comes and goes as he plays and is friendly as fuck. Could be cash.
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trips GET

give him your dick.
death goes to choice of post below
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>>738878283
reroll
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>>738878283
roll for this post
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MERCY FOR SQUANTO
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>>738878366
PLEASE OP
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>>738878366
>dubs
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>>738878022
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>>738878458
Trips calls of his death
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Name: Hepworth

Cause of death: Natural death after a long and happy life in which you take care of him and love him unconditionally.
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ded
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>>738878640
timestamp
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>>738878640
doesnt appear to be wet
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>>738878640
tripsfag here !!
YES !!!!!
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>>738878795
that's not the bird
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>>738878640
FAKE
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>>738878795
don't be so sure kid
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>>738878366
no
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>>738878829
>>738878851
shit
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GIVE SQUANTO YOUR PENIS
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microwave it then post proof faggot
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Drown then set on fire.
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>>738875113
ROOOLLLLL
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>>738878995
RoLLLLLLLLLL
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put it in a blender and make a refreshing smoothie with it
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>>738875113
reroll
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>>738879318
reroll
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>>738879332
SHITTTTTTTTTT
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>>738879332
OFF BY ONE FUCK
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If Dubs, call him Tom

If trips, jam something huge up his ass!
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>>738874524
set pidgey free
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Larry bird
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>>738879431
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Mom
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>>738877979
>>738874887
retard spotted
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>>738879431
did you just assume her gender?
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Lol drowned w/ timestamp
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dubs. call it Anon
trips. glue a fidget spinner on its head, lol!
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>>738879648
you fail to recognise that this is Super Squanto
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>>738879748
We have prove, op delivered
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Drown him in the toilet
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>>738879748
RIp
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hang him in your moms bedroom!
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>>738874524
If trips then raise it
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>>738879888
oh shit
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>>738880742
roll
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>>738879748
I have a feeling people don't realize this is fake
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>>738877771
oh my god
Kek reveals His presence, but does not grant our wishes today.
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