What does /b/ do for a living? Me first, train conductor. Both

>>738835536
Warehouse worker here, it sucks.
Have you ever seen anyone jump in front of your train?

>>738835536
Got any stories? Whats the most interesting thing that you've run over?

Massage therapist. I basically spend six hours a day in a small box with low lights and people that don't talk much. I figure grave diggers feel similarly.

Cop
6 years on the job

>>738835712
>Have you ever seen anyone jump in front of your train?
Sadly yes.. Twice.

>>738835740
>Got any stories? Whats the most interesting thing that you've run over?
Someone had placed around 100 cardboard boxes full of pink tissue paper on the tracks once.
That was quite odd.
People have happened twice, one of the huge downsides of this work..

>>738835950
Shit dude.. I read some article about traindrivers having to face suicide victims, depressing as fuck.
Mind telling the stories of yours?

>>738836141
>Mind telling the stories of yours?
Not much to tell but ok.

First one was about 2 years after I got the job after being a greenhorn. Was thundering through a long left bend with cliffs on the right side.
A man in his 40s walk out on the tracks, stops and stands there waiting. I blew the horn, hit the brakes but there was nothing I could do.

Second time was in August last year, beautiful summer day and everything. Was rolling through a small town that was pretty much picture perfect.
Then a woman jumped the tracks and the thud ruined my day.

>>738835536
Hospital Security.

I keep my eye out for bums and handle violent patients and visitors.

Pro: decent pay
Con: Hospital doesnt have shit for a budget, no vests, no handcuffs, and white uniform shirts...WHITE fucking shirts.

>>738836656
Also pro: 85% of the staff is female...good lord some fuckin fiiiine nurses and docs

>>738836656
Sounds like they really don't have it together, come on vests and handcuffs costs almost nothing..
Anyways sounds like a pretty good job. Lot's of trouble a normal day?

>>738836442
You can feel the thud of a body under a train?

>>738835536
Mailman

Pros-
Easy enough
No qualifications needed

Cons-
Boring
Too much walking
British weather
Angery dogs
Not enough hours

>>738836880
I was gonna say... Nurses these days... Holy shit. Most of them could go into porn and make a killing.

>>738836888
Yes. It's still around 50-100 kg hitting the front when you are traveling at rather high speeds.
It's a terrible feeling and the sound is even worse.

>>738836884
Depends on the day, welfare day is usually the craziest, for obvious reasons.

Typical day is usually spent on keeping the bums from stealing the hand sanitizer, co worker nearly got stabbed trying to take away a bottle.

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>>738835536
danish cop

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>>738836938
Get this... You'll never have a dog problem again.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000IBRI2Y/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1500023966&sr=8-1&keywords=dazzer+ll

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>>738836938
My dad is a mailman, he rides around on a yellow post-bicycle. Most common here in Sweden.

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>>738836986
and the scrubs they buy arent the usual tv nurse scrubs, these fuckin pants are form fitting.

Pic related.

>>738835536
Security guard. I get paid to walk around indoors all night. Client is Facebook, so every day it's some new SJW bullshit poster on the walls.

Self employed software engineer:

Pros:
>pretty decent pay
>can keep office politics at arms length
>can work from home, which gives a lot of flexibility

Cons:
>have to be self-motivated to stay current and productive
>the older I get, the more I wish I dealt with people more than computers

I think many people in their 20s-30s would love a job like mine,
but I think you can only be a computer programmer for so long
before you burn out and need to have a job
better integrated with society.

>>738837257
Hhhmmm that must be nice.

>>738837208
They traded in our bikes for vans years ago before I started. Since then the days have gotten later and the workload is 10x bigger according to the old hands I've talked to

>>738837206
Might give that a look, they're generally not much more than just annoying unless they take you by surprise or bite your fingers through the letterbox

Material Control Supervisor, energy sector, South West Louisiana

$35 an hour plus per diem(living expenses for those that don't know)

0730-1800, 6 days a week currently. Never less than 50 hours a week unless it rains or you take a day off.

Check never under $2,000 a week even after taxes, insurance(family plan, wife and two kids) and 10% to the 401k.

I bring home over 100k a year. Not bad for a basic education

>>738837343

"Client is Facebook"

You must be contract. My condolences

>>738837507
Yep, now I know how niggers were treated in the 1950's.

US Airman, RAWS (Radar, Airfield, and Weather Systems)

I ensure that just about anything electronic on the airfield is working. This ranges from air traffic radars and landing systems to the freaking printer in the tower. My focus right now is on radars, and I even help maintain one of the national weather service's weather radars.

All in all, pretty nifty job. Gets pretty boring when nothing is breaking though. Preventative maintenance is piss easy (literally read the instructions and have a basic understanding of the systems and electronics). But hey, it pays 80k per year starting on the outside so if I need to fall back on something, there it is.

>>738835536
That picture looks so german.

hentai artist. love my job, but after 5 years it's starting to get a little lonely.

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Trucker.

Drive stretches between Sweden - Norway, Sweden - Denmark.

What I like
>no people
>beautiful nature
>can listen to music and chill
>pay is good
>lot's of time off with full pay

What I don't like.
>idiot drivers cutting me off
>animals on the road
>traffic jams
>wrong gps instructions

>>738835536
welfare

>>738835536
Are you a conductor or engineer? I'm a conductor and you mention hitting the brakes. Plus you posted a picture of where the engineer sits. just curious.

>>738837606
Hehe it's southern/middle Sweden.

>>738836884
Sounds to me like they have their shit perfectly together seeing as a) the chances of that guy actually needing a bullet-proof vest in a hospital setting is something like 1 in 5 million and b) they don't want to get sued when the dumbass cuffs someone seeing as he's not LE it would be something along the lines of kidnapping.

In short guy's the same level as some rando Wal-Mart loss prevention guy looking for shoplifters he's nowhere near being a cop and the hospital doesn't want to risk giving cuffs to a dumbass. It's not a cost analysis thing at all.
Worked as P.A. in numerous hospitals for my first 4 years.

>>738837637
>>wrong gps instructions

>"in 200m turn right"
>stairs
>road too narrow to turn
Fuck.

>>738837680
Actually I'm not sue about the term in English.
I'm the train "driver". Lokförare as we call it.

Law clerk
$23 an hour

I get paid to do office work. Its pretty cool, considering I work alongside some really intelligent and well spoken people.

While getting my college degree I used to work at Starbucks.

>>738837702
Lucky you.

>>738837557

If you feel so bad about how you are treated,
why are you dumping on the "SJW bullshit"?

Stop being so fake-macho butthurt and realize
that a lot of this progressive movement is designed
to make your life better, not worse.

There's a reason they have high-paying white collar day jobs
while you roam the deserted hallways at night like a zombie,
being treated like a black from the 50s.

>>738837777
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>>738837785
You're an engineer in the states. Conductor is the guy next to you pulling pins and getting switches. Still the same brotherhood though. Conductor from the states wishing you well.

Made my fortune by hard work and good luck, retired early, do what I want, when I want. Currently driving a lorry for a fifth of what
I can command. Why? Because I made my fortune by hard work........

>>738837765

obvious bait

>>738837917
Thanks mate.

I work in a vape shop.

The line to suck my dick is to the left

>>738837633
Post work

>>738835536
Aviation Electrician in the Navy.
>Pro: I work on f18s
>Con: get cucked by government

>>738838059
What is a vape shop? Why is there a line to suck your dick?

>>738835536

I'm a train driver. go conduct my train motherfucker.

>>738838029
also, don't pull air unless you have to. makes the conductor feel uneasy when you do it unexpectedly.

>>738838159
no engineer would call themselves a train driver, scrub.

>>738835536
Barista
>chill coworkers that i can smoke with
>everyone is happy as fuck
>make ~$30 a day in tips alone

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>>738837777
Dem quads

Youtuber/streamer.
Reached 48k subs last week.
Pays better than my engineering job did.

>>738838214
I don't care what I go by as long as I get my £69000 basic.

>>738838254
48k subs
That's making you money already?

>>738838124
I sell vapes for a living.

Vaping is associated with the homosox rather strogly thus a line to suck dick is happening

>>738838273
I hear ya, 140k US a year here. Love the money I make with no college degree.

I make glasses.
There's lead, and shitty machines.

>>738838317
Started making money around 9k. It's the views that matter and how much ads you get in.
Also streaming with donations is the big income.

>>738838350
Oh, ok. It's not such a big thing here in Germany. People just do it instead of cigarettes and noone really cares.

>>738838418
What's your subject and target audience?

>>738838447
Thats what its for really, quit thanks to it and became a hobby.

>>738838018
I'm not baiting at all. If you weren't a dumbass you'd know hospitals are run by board of directors meaning they have investors who are looking to make a profit on their investments every 365 which means they're not going to spring for unnecessary equipment/gear.

Again hospital security is basically glorified loss prevention and don't have anywhere near the authority as actually LE. You also don't have to carry a person off in a car trunk to get a kidnapping charge it's literally holding them against their will in a particular spot when you don't have the authority to do so. This is why you often see an overlap where actual law enforcement is present at hospitals with "security guys" because they're the only ones allowed by law to the handcuffing, etc.

At best the guy could make a citizen's arrest but more than likely he'd just phone the actual cop sitting outside the hospital in a cruiser.

As far as the vests, you're dealing with (99.99999%) unarmed individuals who are just a bit frustrated in the moment so it's really a waste of money in the BoD's eyes. Even with something like "oh no a broken bottle" a vest isn't even going to stop the usual injuries that one incurs from an encounter like this unless they make vests for your arms. Nearly all cutting injuries are defensive in nature meaning it's going to be along the back of the wrists/forearms/biceps also called "defensive wounds."

This fucking retard wants to feel like he has a badass job or something so he can show off his handcuffs and vest to his mom or something when the reality is most of the time he's just giving directions through the hospital to some geriatric widow who's lost. That's the reality of the situation.

I'm a RN. Pay is pretty great considering entry level was only a two year degree when I got into it (sadly the ADN is getting phased out).

Pro: I work with a bunch of good looking women.
Con: almost everyone I work with is a woman and the drama can be maddening

>>738838473
Gaming comedy and competitive gaming and my audience seems to steadily stay at the 15-20 age gap.
Also done a lot of vlogs.

Aus army tank comd

Good money
Free healthcare
Trips

Pineapples. So many pineapples.

>>738838629
Ok, thanks.

>>738838709
>Pineapples. So many pineapples.
Envy.

>>738838317
is this the conductor?

the railways pay great and the conditions and hours are great too. fuck yeah. i dont know what conditions are like over there, but ours are 4 day week. 35 hours a week. noooothing!

>>738837181
How do you feel about the terror wave going over Europe? If there was a bomb or whatever going off would you be running as fast as you could towards that scene?

Travel guide and photographer.

Good things.
>extremely good pay
>free travel across the globe
>always get free drinks
>free hotel rooms

Things I don't like
>getting stuck in airports
>annoying tourists
>flying coach (doesn't happen often though)
>getting sick, I seem to attract ALL the germs
>sunburns

>>738835536
Laborer.
Warehouse distribution.
I also pick up pennies on the ground when I see them as a side gig.

Night shift hospital pharmacist.
Pro: ok pay
Decent benefits
7 days on 7 days off schedule
Cons: just barely ok pay
Schedule can be a grind
Coworkers are like demanding wives

>>738838964
How the fuck do you get a job like that?
What is your actual job, what does it include?

>>738837637
Any real concern about your job being replaced within say 10-15 years by autonomous veichles?

>Army Soldier
>paid extra to jump from planes
>paper pusher
> fucked over for being well...fuck you private
>don't join Army

ICT Tech and paramedic, both fun as shit, second only voluntary but quite alot.

Heavy equipment operator pay is pretty good for someone my age probably gonna move up to crane operator as I get more experience travel the state and get pretty good benefits

>>738839167
>Fucked over because couldn't do 20 pushups for PT test and demoted to paper pusher

FTFY

>>738838254
What do your vids include? Gaming?

>>738839142
>How the fuck do you get a job like that?
A travel company had a competition, people had to send in photos and a review of a travel destination. Two winners were picked and I was one of them. Did a simple but long review of Iceland from my vacation.
>What is your actual job, what does it include?
Writing reviews, testing out and rating hotels and activities you get in packages etc.
Pretty chill.

>>738839146
No not even close. The company I work for just hired 14 new people and bought 20 new trucks.
Global use of autonomous trucks is at least 30 years away. Too many kinks to fix first, not to mention the cost of upgrading to such a system.

>>738839257
Actually rocking mid 290s, always fucking the run by around 10-20 seconds from max.
If you are enlisted and in a Group unit you are in for a bad time.

>>738838709
How'd you get into working for the military? How long have you been at it to become commander?

>>738839271
Yep. Gaming, mostly with my friends.
Also vlogs when I'm out traveling and such.

Artistic associate/assistant professor at music academy. It's good, a lot of free time to spend on another activities, such as traveling, fooling around, or earning more money.

>>738835536
Is there any system that prevents you from sleeping during nights?
Just curious, i've got no one to ask this

Food/restaurant reviewer for a magazine/website.
Pay is ok, nothing special.
Still a good gig though.

>>738839387
What the fuck even is a "Group" unit? I can only assume you mean a Support unit or you were recycled at some point and put into some special autist unit for Gomers. If you can't even properly describe your unit there shouldn't be any surprise that you're both a paper-pusher and a private. You don't just get randomly promoted you actually have to show knowledge of and ability to lead others.

You can also volunteer at any time to join other units where you can jump out of planes all day every day on missions you just have to have 2 pieces of paper signed. Anyone in the service knows this especially in a combat unit so you blaming your loss on the Army instead of your own dumbass decisions doesn't hold water.

>>738837356
Damn, I'd be glad to have a job like that.
How much is that pretty decent? I currently make around $400 from home, but I could do something on the side cause it ain't that depending.
How did you get into it? Do you have a degree or just conned your way in?

>>738839376
I see, is there any talk about electrical trucks?

>>738835536
Full of shit...You claim to be a conductor but then say you were driving the train...

What company do you work for that you're allowed to move freight and passengers?

Source: Actually Conductor that has actually hit two people out there.

>>738839588
No just your own head.
People falling asleep has caused several derailments.
It's like truck drivers and normal drivers, a risk.

>>738839618
Alright sunshine. A group unit means one of the SF units. Has nothing to do with being recycled you moron, they need MOS's to fill support roles. Second of all if you knew anything about the system you would know your work is based on what MOS you choose, not whether you are good or bad, nice try though. Actually no, promotions are based on time, popularity, points, and passing a board. Many privates know more than their higher ups.
Also, no you can't just volunteer to jump from planes at any time, airborne school costs your unit money and they wont send you unless they have good reason. I got mine because I contracted with it. keep on tryin kiddo

>>738835536
Heavy duty mechanic. It's alright but I'd rather have a normal 9-5 job and be at home every night, I kindof do what seems to come along, whether it's shop work, service calls, or working on coal trucks at mines or oilfield sites.

>>738839659
Yes actually but there is still no electrical trucks good enough to last long stretches.
And far, very far from all truck stops have a charging station.
I mean I drive 3-4 days straight sometimes, re-fueling takes a few minutes. Can you imagine the time it would take to recharge the batteries necessary to power a heavy hauler across countries?
But short distance, within cities kind of trucks is already available with electrical engines.

>>738839447

Name?

>>738838777
Wasn't conductor. Was me.
But witnessed them digits.

>>738838543

Were you ever a security officer?

>>738837356

I run an IT business from home. Struggling with motivation. Any tips for self motivation bro?

Office of Public prosecution
25.
120k p/y,

>>738839717
As I said earlier we don't use those terms in Swedish. I'm a "lokförare". Train driver.
And here the education for both cargo and passenger trains is included in your license, course 1-2. I work for SJ and Cargonet, two partners.

>>738839717
Not everybody is a fucking amerifat you idiot. Other countries have jobs similar to yours, though not exactly he was using the terms he had to work with. He can't just type "Lokförrare" and expect people to understand him on an english board.

>>738838543

1. Of course hospital security is glorified loss prevention, but it's still dangerous at times

2. A vest is a bare minimum purchase for almost any LE job in north america

3. Handcuffs are perfectly legal in the area I work, in fact other private security outfits with similiar pay scales in my city have all the required equipment and the necessary training to use force IF NEEDED.

i'm not trying to be a gear queer, I'm trying to have some kind of ability to keep myself safe when shit does go down.

>>738840356
Thank you.

>>738839393
Just likes the idea of it, never looked back. Took about 4 years to get a crewies course.

>>738835536
office worker
pay is okay but im there only for a short period of time while i study

>>738835536
Correctional officer for a Federal Detention Center. Pays alright.

>>738835536
Environment Artist in games companies. 4y

sind sie Deutsch ?

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Forest guard/ranger.

It's a simple job with a normal pay.
But I get to spend time out in nature all day which is more important.

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Work on rocket motors for space vehicles for a living.

Ways to make them stronger, more efficient etc. It's fucking stressful. Can't post real pics or info to really prove it for fear of fucking up probably the biggest achievement I've managed in my life but watching/sending your shit into space makes you feel like a damn god.

>>738840679

SpaceX?

Scientist.
I build particle accelerstors.
100k a year after taxes.
Pretty awesome, and I get to hire my interns (swedish and danish chicks generally)

>>738835536
Insurance Broker

Pros:
Easy work
4 hours a day 5 days a week
Decent pay

Cons:
Angry clients
No relax time in those 4 hours

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Not there yet, but will be there in a bit. Finland has mandatory military service. I'm going to do that service in less than a year. After that i'm going to Officer school which takes three years, When that is done i'll be Active military personell and a officer in the Finnish Defence force

Door guard... Stand outside/sit in the lobby of a fancy house with fancy apartments full of fancy people in an area I could never afford to live in.
Still pays good though for what it is.
Paid of my house and car last year.

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Freelance full stack JavaScript dev. Have the freedom to work flexible on others as well as my own projects/assets

If you're stick in a 9-5 and need some inspiration check out https://www.thefastlaneforum.com/community/

I fuck bitches

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EMT

It's an exciting career but I'm paid like shit and worked like a fucking animal and I'm treated like one to but I do Have a nice health care plan

>>738840827
Didn't talk about the pros and cons

Above average pay, if i become a training officer i get to yell at people. Get to shoot shit with the amazing looking RK 62M.

Cons: can be physically tedious, superior officers sometimes cunts,

>>738840761
Don't wanna really say. I've worked with people from Space-X, NASA and what have you.

I started out a complete pleb, literally just helping the ones that actually designed and built the rockets get what they needed. Without prompting I'd turn up new suppliers, alternatives and suggest improvements. Eventually it was an obvious waste of talent to bot have me doing real work, have a couple people under me now and direct my little subset of responsibilities. Like to think I'm doing ok in life now after the hell of the last few years.

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>>738837507

>"Client is Facebook"
>You must be contract. My condolences

Why?

>>738837503
How do i go about getting such a job? High school grad/non-convicted felon

>>738841134
Contract security are treated lower than shit as opposed to in house security.

>>738835536
Maccas

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>>738841175
>non convicted?

My father gave me part of the business so I'm in construction and real estate.
Don't really do much though, the senior bosses run everything.
>yes I'm a spoiled asshole with a rich dad

>>738838943
I have to, its my job.

its not fun and games

>>738841340
You the bosses son that shows up to a meeting in a lambo with traces of coke under your nose?
Don't lie, I know you are. Lucky fuck.

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Geospatial analysis. After tax about 60k a year. Although im fresh on the job.

>>738841497
Kek that's pretty accurate.

Coffin carrier,
Easiest job ever with a decent pay

Cobbler. Yes. I fix shoes...
I have no real idea or memory of how I ended up in this line if work but I did.

>>738838964
have you been to any Anantara resorts in SE Asia or Australia? It is a major Thai brand

Butcher.

Decent pay and hours. Plus i like talking food and using knifes.

>>738841695
>Anantara resorts
Yep, the Anantara Hua Hin Resort & Spa in Thailand and The Palm Dubai Resort in, well Dubai.
Not been in Australia yet though, hopefully soon.

>>738841606
Did you drop it yet

>>738841826
Fuck that did it for 4 years and there's no money in it unless you own your own shop

>>738839796
First off, what you're describing is a battalion or brigade nowhere ever, even among SF, is it called a "group unit" and your lack of basic garrison knowledge is probably why you're still a private.

Second, no shit your work is based on your MOS, your promotions however are not. In fact you can hold multiple MOS's at a time and a lot of people DO get a second or third MOS to speed up promotion. You're clearly too fucking stupid to do that.

You wreak of failure and pussification epecially with your "waahh popularity points" bullshit. Again it takes 2 signed papers to transfer to a different unit and fill a slot higher than a private you just haven't done it or want to stay close to mommy and daddy and not move your worthless ass somewhere that could hold a promotion for you. Again that's your own fault for making shitty decisions.

Actually, yes you can "just volunteer" to go to things like jump school, air assault, sapper school when the opportunity presents itself. Even fucking reservists from SUPPORT units have come through Ft. Bragg for school because it gives you more promotion points and makes their home unit look better. It also gives the Army more individuals who are properly cross-trained should they need a heavy amounts (a la "surge" of 2007).

You're either some national guard nitwit or 14 to not know basic shit like this and you're not part of any SF group for certain not even attached to one. I can't believe you're even still in the service pushing papers as clueless as you are. You should take your private pay and count it as a blessing that they haven't booted your ass yet for being dumb as a goddamn rock. No one's going to handhold you to promotion it's called taking personal responsibility. Then again it's probably easier for you to bitch and whine about your sandy vagina that for you to step up to the plate and do what you have to do.

Have fun maintaining that E-3 slot, loser.

>>738837580
Thank you for your service, and also thank you for your job LOL, 1C1X1 here

>>738835536
doing software and tablet solutions for train conductors

>>738839146
autonomous trucks on the horrible roads in Norway are at least 50 years away, if fucking ever, especially during fall and winter

>>738841842
Nice, my family is friends with the Heinecke's who started the company when he was 17. His favorite Anantara location as well as a staff favorite is the Golden Triangle elephant camp. i haven't been to all of the locations in Thailand but its def my favorite too. i love elephants

>>738835536
ramp agent in international airport
it's hell

>>738837637
Ljungby lastbilsstopp? Det var som satan. Ifrån trakterna?

Factory/Warehouse/Manual labor

Pros:
No need for any degree.

Cons:
Minimum wage
Hard physically
Always under pressure
Co-workers barely speak English
You make one mistake and you're out
You need to stay overtime without being paid
Pay rises by 0.25 every two years
Treated like an animal

And then, people ask me why I want to kill myself...

>>738842115
Haha ja för fan. Född och uppfostrad.
Bor på Storgatan nu i närheten av kyrkan.

Work in a bank
Born in a wank
Korn in a bang

>>738842257
Trodde inte någon ifrån ljungby hängde på /b/.
Alla verkar hängar på 9gag och älskar instagram-memes och skit.

>>738841122
I worked at ULA. Pay was amazing but the people fucking sucked. Bunch of union crybabies. I can wait for SpaceX to buy them out and bury them.

>>738837066

Tell me what happens in that case? You have to stop the train, go down and see the sparkled meat?

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>>738835536

bike messenger reporting in.

I prefer hauling people instead of documents.

>>738842366
Äh /b/ är enda rätta.

>>738835536
Startup cofounder. Life's good man

>>738835536
I program safety emergency shutdown systems for the oil&gas industry.

Pay is good, work hours is great

>>738842483
Det stämmer helt. Det är bara en tidsfråga innan man skiter i facebook nu känner jag

i have three jobs.

i work at a company that builds event stages on the las vegas strip, pay is decent but its all on call.

i work at Dicks Sporting Goods unloading trucks and basic janitorial work on non-truck days

i work at an arcade handling the prize wheel.

>>738842407
Pretty much yes. You call it in, report the stop so other trains doesn't hit you and then you gotta inspect the situation.. Which is pretty much always horrible.

>>738835536
so trains now have usb charging ports?

>>738840827
Not worth it.
I used to be officer in FDF. (MP)

Also getting into officer school is too much effort for the pay.

>>738842523
Tar stolthet i att jag aldrig haft facebook hehe.
Har en vanlig mail och mobil folk kan nå mig på. Det räcker tycker jag.
/b/ är bara kul, inga pk muppar här inte.

>>738836986
I'm fucking a nurse. Can verify - she fucks like a porn star every time.

>>738840536
Ever have a fright in the woods?

>>738842559
Yep. Isn't the future amazing? There is also free Wifi in the trains now.

I own and operate luxury boutique drug and alcohol rehabilitation "resorts". Essentially 6-10 beds per location and we charge base $120k/month not including detox and/or daily testing services. I truly do think the price is worth it because we have 7 staff to every one patient. Over the top luxury on both coasts. Thinking about expanding into SE Asia because of the cost savings. Downside is people overdosing and junkies are kind of annoying. But we actually try to help them unlike most rehab facilities. Pretty good success rate and I take home about $3-4mil a year all said and done

>>738842623
Man verkar se att antal anti-rasist liberaler dock, fast man vet ju aldrig om det bara är troll, de kan vara väldigt övertygande

>>738838578
Drama you say?
>greentext some drama pls anon

>>738842689
A few times.
2011
>broken leg and stuck outside in -10 degrees
Luckily I had my radio but it took the paramedics 1 hour and 45 minutes to find me.

Also had a few encounters with bears and really strange people.

>>738842773
Jo det är sant. Men du får ha en bra dag anon, jag måste cykla bort till Systemet , Elgiganten och Ica innan jag glömmer det helt. Ha det gott.

>>738842910
Detsamma, trevligt att råkas. Ha det!

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Professional NEET.

>>738842546

Jesus you should not be obliged to see the mess. There should be a special quad for these, with chopper etc. Train suicide is frequent enough they should already have organized something like that.

Micro beer brewery owner.
It's a small business,brewed beer and ale. Also have an attached pub, got my license last year so that's going well. Hopefully I can expand in a few years.

Sort and prepare orders for people who order groceries online in Australia. Relatively easy but pretty mind numbing so long shifts just get annoying. 25$ an hour though, so I can't complain, though 25$ an hour isn't much in AUD compared to the US.

>>738843315
Well there is a tiny chance the person could be alive so there is really no other option.
But we get a leave from work with full pay if needed and free meetings with a psychologist etc. But you simply gotta live with it. I can't imagine the people who has to clean it up. Gives me the shivers.

>>738842748

Prove it's true.

>>738838629
Link ?

Forklift driver.

It's pretty chill job with good night shift pay. I've honestly put on weight since starting.

I basically cruise around a factory with a slippery floor and eurobeat playing in my head.

I fix old school military equipment for aircraft for a certain air force.

Its stupid how much money sinks all that equipment are, some stuff is over 50 years old and we still fix it. Its so old that u can't even call it electronics.

Also work with electro optical systems from this decade, which is pretty nice. Get to meet some interesting people in different fields in the military.

Decent pay though, 65k yearly with hours that you basically decide yourself as long as you get the job done.

>>738843546
are you or a loved one in need of treatment? We do NOT take insurance. prefer cash or wire transfer

>>738841559
Kek least you are honest

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Tram driver.
Not a fun job. But it pays the bills.
It has given me insight into the human behavior..
It's not looking good.

>>738842388
Trust me, plenty of crybabies at space-X as well. You never escape it, best way to deal with it is become a "I don't care about your shit, I'm here to make you look bad at your job and tell you shut the fuck up" type person.

Tears mean nothing when you trump someone's position by not being an entitled fuck nugget.

>>738843537
>I can't imagine the people who has to clean it up.

The worst part is yours.
They are used to it, it's their job. It's just dead meat to them. I was talking with a funeral guy the other day. They just feel nothing. When it's possible they even cut the fingers to get the golden rings before cremation he told me, smiling.

>>738835536
I'm a geologist for an oil company. Pay is good but I usually go weeks without a day off. Plus you have to live on site so that sucks

>>738843764

You could be an employee telling me that.

>>738835712
>Warehouse worker here
Me too - but I do . . . ermm safety and service related work for customers that operate warehouses.
Pay is about 15% above national-average [which is not good] , but I get bonuses after big jobs - I can get $2000 - $3000 extra some quarterly cycles ; plus company car [the car is the best bit ; AWD Turbo SUV - it was my choice - take it on the beach , try not to get bogged!]

>>738840783
>swedish and danish chicks generally
hmmmm - the place where they make Blondes.

Mobile phone repair, 12 hours a week for $8.50. Fucking kill me

Sell propane and propane accessories.
Fuck charcoal.

>>738845311
bet you find lots of nudes tho

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Hearse driver.
>good pay
>quiet
>never get pulled over by cops
>traffic respects you
>short workdays, sometimes longer trips
>drive car like in pic

>>738835536
Road recovery and repair.
Change flats, open up locked cars, charge batteries and fill up coolant all day long.
Pays pretty good, $18/hour.

>>738846706
Tow truck?

>>738846795
No, just a company van with all the tools and extra gas etc.
Pretty common here.

>>738835536
I SORT MAIL, kill me

>>738846495
Is that literally all you do? Just drive the hearse? Is that even a full time job in itself?

>>738846948
Yeah haha. I drive between 2-4 caskets a day.
Sometimes just 1 for a longer distance.
I work for a funeral home but this is all I do.

>>738835536
looks comfy as fuck
soundguy for a local bar

>100 a night
>free beer on the job
>dating the bartender

>>738835536
31, assistant manager at golden corral

>>738847122
Sweden? What is the pay and how did you get the job?

>>738835536

I don't mean to be disrespectful. But why is a conductor still necessary? Once again, not trying to be a dick, but it seems like it ought to be a job a computer could do.

Greenkeeper.
Pay is decent, you can afford a living as long as you're not the only one bringing home the bacon. There's something very soothing and peaceful, almost cathartic, about cutting grass. It gives me loads of hours to listen to audiobooks and podcasts.
Downside: shitty weather non stop. If it's raining, it will get cold and wet and get sprayed by shit and mud. If it's hot and sunny, you get sunburned and dust and dry cuttings in your nose and eyes. Also, the constant rumble of 120db and the vibrations of the mowers can really hurt you in the long run. Hello tinnitus!

>>738847757
Would you seriously want to put your life in the hands of a computer while riding on a train?

>>738848018

I would have no problem with it. You're on a train track. It isn't like the computer could misjudge the light and make a left turn and get smacked by oncoming traffic. Shit only goes one way and you're the only train on the road at once.

Plus computer driven trains can all coordinate wirelessly.

But i don't want to argue that trains shouldn't have conductors. I am just asking why.

Is the answer just - they could be driverless already, but people and insurance companies just like having them anyway?

Trucker.
With my current job I usually head Northeast of Texas then head back.
Good pay, usually home a couple days a week.
Love driving, hate most drivers. Good days and bad like most jobs.
I wanna do it maybe a few more years.

>>738835536
Machinist. It wasn't my dream job. In fact it was the last thing I ever wanted to do. My dad was a machinist, and pretty much every male relative on that side of the family were/are. That said, I actually enjoy it, and find it very rewarding.

>>738842748
Excuse me sir, can i please work for you?
I am a certified master in basic concrete, can run most things that drink diesel fuel. I am looking for a change in my life.

>>738848018
Ofcause, computers at least don't make mistakes.