Do a shitty job describing a game and we try to guess. Last one

>>738825321

fallout new vegas

the biggest clue was the pic

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>>738825431

>>738825431
:v

>>738825321
i feel like a queer now, not the fag that blew it but idk let me think some moar

>pull pin
>shove in wall
>*clack*
>mission failed
>hostage was kill

>thanks Obama

>>738825321
red faction?

>putis

>>738826080
nope

Roll ball till you fix the stars and ruin the earth

>>738825860
Seige

>>738825321
Mass Effect?

>I only like the game because I paid 10 bucks for a used copy that was in mint condition
>When I got it, the cashier told me "Enjoy your disappointment"
>dead niece xddd

>>738826343
Katamari?

>>738826646
No man's sky?

>>738826173
Some kind of halo spinoff?

>be dead
>giant dudes try to kill me
>however i end the game it doesnt affect anything because its an endless loop

>fat lazy.
>somehow looses weight
>mastered the blocks and make flying dick that shoots eggs

>>738826646
No Mans Sky for a price that actually fits it.

They finally make it a price it should be. Its a giant disappointment. When i played it for a bit, I killed my niece in frustration.

>>738825321
>Prisoner
>No longer prisoner
>Prophecy
>Race war
>Lot of yelling
>My knees

>>738826646
Watch_dogs

>>738826823
Bloodborne or Destiny?

>wake up under ground every few minutes
>aggressive ground dwellers wanna drill me a new one
>I like crushing them with stones, but my bicycle pump can fill em up like Michael h. Kenyon would on a rampage.
>got a carrot, wake up again, the torture never stops

>>738826885
Watch Dogs 2

>>738826848
Id like to say minecraft just for blocks but im not certain

>>738826907
Nah

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>On remote island
>Walking and enjoying nature
>Weird bitch with a mask is crying
>Says some shit about her garden
>Only thing in sight is a clearing of random rubble and patchy plant life at best
>Someone ropes me into building a garden for her
>Slowly build an amazing menagerie of the strange local wildlife and plant life
>Her father shows up doing BMX tricks in a wheelchair and shits on my work
>Her brother is sexually attracted to seeds
>Why do they all wear masks?

>>738826881
Skyrim

>>738826907
Dark Souls

>>738826881
Skyrim

>>738826783
>>738826870
you are fake news
>>738826885
bingo

>>738827041
Good Boy, you smart

>>738825321
Phantasy Star Online 1 or 2, forget.

>>738826881
Skyrim

>>738827044
Yes

>>738827021
Viva Piñata, I'm shouldn't be proud I know that

>>738826881
Tes5 ez

>>738827087
Thx anon

>>738827021
Battletoads?

>make a deal with god
>get fucked over
>family dies
>kill god
>take his place
>still pissed off
>kill everyone and destroy the world
>moved to Norway

>people join national fightarena to fight for political justice
>toxic as fuck

>>738827021
Viva piñata

>>738827131
Bingo :)
I would give anything for a third one

>>738827151
Alright, gonna ramp it up a bit, gonna be more obscure

>>738827196
God Of War

>>738827196
God of War?

>Have a daughter
>daughter dies
>get a hoe
>you and said hoe have to take girl cross town
>hoe dies
>like the pedo you are, you and this 14 year old girl become like father and daughter

>>738825321
>wake up in forest
>wtf.jpg
>gotta collect that flint my boi

>>738827196
Gow

Ok fuckers try this one on for size
> Hide underground from a clown
> Gotta take pictures to build me a robot
> Flying forest people build town
> My wrench and my wench is all I got

>>738827287
Last of us

>>738827287
The last of us

>>738827287
The Last of Us?

>>738826931
Fuckin' Dig Dug

>>738825321
Sounds like xenosaga or star ocean

>>738827287
Last of Us, fucking EZ

>>738827287
Last of us

>>738827304
Don't starve

>>738827220
Eh, I would if it wasn't made by Rare. There's way more things they need to make a sequel for

>>738827304
The forest

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>>738825321
>Fallout but in Russia

>Also lots of commie and nazi shit

You kill a bunch of Black alien things but then try to bring them back in the second game

>>738827355
Bingo, you get an enema

>>738825321
>Be ugly ass child
>Poor af
>Cunt selling shit for 5 gold
>Buy it
>Sister dead, shot out of window
>Survive long ass fall
>Become badass revenge boy

>>738827021
Sounds like Majora's Mask, don't know about BMX wheelchair though

>>738827400
Do starve

>>738825321

>Liam Neeson fucked your mom

>Mom died

>Liam leaves you

>You leave to find your Liam

>Liam is a dog now.

>Liam asks you to kill giant green people

>Liam commits sepeku.

>>738825321
worst way to describe halo

>Deathclaw waifus.

>>738826440
Not Mass Effect

>>738827098
SO fucking close, Phantasy Star Universe.

>>738826931
dig dug

>ship crashes
>cant jump

>wake up in a distant future
>wtf is going on.jpeg
>no one will tell me shit
>story is shit
>wtf am i even doing?
>protect robot fighting off endless waves of shit enemies
>fucking rng

>>738826848
Yoshi's Island

>>738827571
Destiny

>>738827513
Fallout 3, fucking how did I get that

>>738827400
Shadow of Chernobyl?

>be me
>nobody can draw me
>beastiality?

>>738827304
The forest?
Don't starve?

>>738827439
That's gotta be fable 2

>>738827513
Fallout 3

>>738827646
Good boi Don't Starve

Will be somewhat suprised if you get this
>some random pilot
>eventually become captain cus reasons
>best friend dies
>you die but not really
>became ghost plane or something

>>738827625
nop
but that game sounds interesting is it on steam?

>>738827649
Hell yeah my boy

>Gotta save my dead bitch
>Gotta fight some huge ass motherfuckers
>Really good gameplay
>Get gradually worse the more I fight
>In the end, I die and my bitch lives

>hackerman.jpeg

>>738827400
Metro

>>738827690
Fable 2, you can play Fable 3 as well, but it's the companies last effort to not go bankrupt and it sucks

>>738827720
Shadow of the colossus

>>738827720
Shadow of the Colossus, fucking gold game, ending 10/10

>>738827687
Mass Effect:Shitstor- I mean Andromeda

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>>738827744
checkem and yesu desu

>>738827796
Nope

>>738826848
>>738827588

>fat lazy
Super Mario World

>>738827786
>>738827792
You got it.

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>mom gives me magic powers
>can transform into an assortment of beasts
>sister is jealous af and releases ancient big bad
>go to fight big bad and get my ass beat
>lose most of my powers
>have to go get powers back and fight big bad armed with nothing but a talking book

>>738827888
Checked

>>738827690
Im fucking retarded, I thought you were talking about Fable, no clue if you can get Shadow of Chernobyl, Ps4 fag

>humans accidentally obliterate every living thing on earth
"Its okay guys we'll bring everything back"
>Brings everything back
"Alright guys, now let's come back!"
>Begins to accidentally obliterate every living thing on earth again

>Normal man
>no longer normal because friend dies
>no longer normal man drives robot across planet
>destroys planet destroyer

None of you fuckers have even managed a guess at my first one, but here's an even harder one anyway
> These birds can't fly but they sure can climb
> They eat seeds but I eat eggs
> Flying duck uncaged after a little time
> He's hard to avoid with my tiny legs

>>738827969
Horizon zero dawn

>>738827687
Nier?

>>738827568
Duke 3D?

>ragtag bunch of guys
>walks down hallways
>klepto leader opens a cabinet without a key and dies from poison
>keep walking down hallway
>oh shit where'd they come from
>oh good it's a demon
>yells, now everyone's got the heebejebees
>everyone has heart attacks and dies

>big kid now
>go to weird uncles house
>gay ass cousin is retarded af
>hates my guts.jpeg
>we go our seperate ways, only seeing each other after hitting up the gym.
>always kick his ass

>>738827400
Metro?

>steal from old people
>ride a tiger
>avoid cops and emus
>suck dick in a sushi restaurant bathroom to level up
>befriend the KKK
>I'm never going to finish programming it
>only 2 people have played the beta

>>738828009
Nope

>>738827920
oh no worries

thanks anyway

Get ready for the obscure
>Home planet dying
>Join frog golf competition to save it
>Wins

That's it, it's a real game

>>738827889
Devil May Cry?
I honestly have no fucking clue

>you make friends with a black homeless guy
>some guy drank all your booze
>you kill 6 meth heads
>guy hits you with a brick and you have a bad shrooms trip
>pigs want you back
>you fuck shoot people at a hotel
>you screw around in a toy factory
>blah blah blah you kill more meth heads
>you're on a boat
>you kill the pig
>you got to the choppa

>>738828000
Star Wars the Force Unleashed II

>>738828005
yep

>>738828011
nope

>>738825321
>Mutant
>Fucked up wasteland
>Hear rumors of a way to fix everything
>Set out with other mutants
>Fucking Portals
>Police
>Giant ass chair
>One shotted
>Start over in a different dimension where I didn't die
Good Luck and A+ if you get this

>>738828022

Pokemon and checked.

>Be monkey
>Damn clock
>Fight a pig
>Shit, he flies now.

>goes on vacation with friends
>goes home with PTSD

>>738828022
Pokémon, specifically Sun and Moon

>>738828003
Why are you making goddamn riddles

>>738828073
dead island?

>>738828019
Darkest Dungeon, great game

>>738828162
Farcry 3

>>738828182
Not even close

>>738828162
Until Dawn

>>738828022
pokemon EZ

>>738828174
Just thought I would make them rhyme for a laugh, they still describe games really well, but I think they're too hard for all the newfags here

>>738826646
Walking Dead?

>at a wall with your family
>you and family die
>you come back from the dead
>posed by ghost man
>Man Filth!!!

>buy plot of land
>build up and down trains
>let people fuck around
>charge the people to take shits
>profit
>Kill the fucks with up and down trains

>>738828219
correct

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>>738825321
LIGHT OF DIVINITY!
THE TOUCH OF GOD!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE TRUE FACE OF GOD EXILE?
NOW YOU ALMOST RESEMBLE A MAN KARUI!

>Uh oh spaghettios.jpeg
>Detroit has gone full nigger
>have to go old style and snatch up all the niggers with nets
>sometimes fight weird boss niggers

>>738828290
Shadow of Mordor

>Am a rubber duck floating in a endless space of isometric polyhedrons
>become other thing
>become more things
>listen to science man talk about life

>>738828066
Nah mate :(

>>738828233
correct

>>738828290
Shadow of Mordor

>>738828304
Rollercoaster tycoon?

>>738828003
Duck hunt

>>738828330
Ape Escape

>>738828304
Rollercoaster game of some kind?

>TOP ZOZZLE

>>738828212
Correct, of course.
Bought it during the summer sale
Now 57 hours in... And about the same in New Vegas

>very long trip to recover mom's old stuff
>get there
>shit gets real
>some 8 ft nigger is trying to kill you
>some white dudes are trying to kill you
>everyone is trying to kill you
>mom's stuff is fucking useless
>try to leave
>can't.gif
>mfw there's more than one 8 ft nigger
>end up blowing up everything

>>738828000
Titanfall 2
Also nice trips

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>>738827513
>that spacing

>>738828304
RCT

>>738828414
Far cry 4

>>738828414
Uncharted 4?

>Kill demons

>>738828362
0/10 anon, did you literally just go for the word duck? Cmon none of the rest of what I said is even remotely related to duck hunt. Try the first one it's easier, I don't think anyone will ever get the second one.

>Go on vacation
>Some cunt bagle pretending to be you sends you to jail
>You have to clean up cunt bagle's shit stains

>>738827439
Nice one. Was just playing this earlier for some nostalgia. Shame the series is likely dead.

>>738828342
everything?

>>738828466
>>738828493
Try harder bois

>post apocalyptic world
>be one of the monsters that emded the world
>become stronger than master
>thrown in acid water
>die from water burns
>not really dead. Get vengeance

>>738826823
dark souls?

>wake up naked
>have to go get shit with what you have
>build shitty ass huts
>get raided constantly

>die
>god doesn't want you
>unless you kill a shit ton of demons
>gun that shoots shurikens and lightning

>>738828342
Fuck you for making me google two words

>>738828535
Bayonetta, Doom, Devil may cry, minecraft?

>chillin with my bro and my hoe, life is going good
>some fat fuck bursts through the wall like the goddamn koolaid man and fucking eats us
>our only hope is to fucking jack him off from the inside while he punches people and vomits ultra hot chili on them
>finally get shit out
>somehow he's not the bad guy?
>have to crawl back up his ass to help him out one last time
>he didnt even know we were helping him until the end of the game

>>738827889
Neir

>thousands of years ago
>bunch of niggers
>you have to kill them all
>become the biggest bad ass

>you are bread

>>738827203
Biofreaks?

>>738827889
Apparently too hard ayy lmao

>>738828618
I am bread

>>738827203
League of legos?

>>738828573
rust

>>738828607
Nopee

>be me
>use weave basket to glide around
>use small nukes to murder

>Four weirdos show up at this dead town
>Gore and shit
>crack open dat safe
>CTHULU

>>738828573
One of those fucken survival games

>>738828618
Bread simulator

>>738828618
I am bread?

>>738828573
Ark

>>738827622
Ding ding ding

>>738828593
Bowsers inside story?

>>738828593
Bowser's Inside story, accurate as shit

>>738827687
Mass Effect 1? The "you die but not really" line is the only thing making me think otherwise.

>>738828575
Painkiller?

>>738828573
Ark survival evolved

>>738827439
fable 2

>>738828618
Cooking Mama

>>738828676
Darkest dungeon again?

>>738828573
ARK

>>738828696
yep. I replayed it like 6 times, amazing game.

>>738828708
Nope guess again

>>738828593
Bowsers Inside Story?

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>>738825321
>spawn in incomprehesible work
>be some kind of dickless ghost
>semi naked bitch keeps talking nonsense
>walk around in an incomprehesible world
>farm dead plants
>draw magic with dead plant products to fight off plant hating abominations
>stuff my body with plant products to survive incomprehesible night
>meet other semi naked chicks
>listen to their bullshit
>art-fight more abominations and other fucked up horrors
>be forced to choose a chick for some reason
>...
>profit

made by suka blyat, now again available on steam. very good when tripping balls.

>Obtain insulated gloves
>Engineer screams
>Clown is found dead in maintenance

>>738828748
Nupe

>>738828635
Is it Ultima VIII: pagan?

>Have to escape fruit
>find out little tiny insect has taken over town with robots
>use a fucking net to kill robots
>curl into ball to bust through some shit
>change between three different people
>fight bigger robot version of yourself

>Sit in Shed
>uncomfortable
>ungrateful customers
>boss keeps talking smack
>Making it more complicated for shits and giggles
>Gives me a gun to shoot terrorists
>go home
>no power
>sons dead

>>738828721
hell yeah

>>738825321
>Mom is religious
>God tells her to kill you
>Run away
>Cry on shit
>Become more fucking scary than any monster around

>>738828685
You are bread

>>738828761
>>738828706
yep

>>738828290
Shadow of Mordor

>>738828819
Binding of Isaac

>>738828799
Nah

>>738828805
Metroid?

>>738828562
Yep, what clued you in?

>>738828536
FF?
Bird crawler II0IV?

>>738828819
The binding of isaac

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>>738828810
papers please, to easy

THIS THREAD FULL OF NEWFAG BABBIES, GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL SCRUBS, NONE OF YOU CAN TOUCH MY RIDDLES
>>738827338
>>738828003

>>738828810
Papers Please?

>>738828819
The Binding of Issac, I'm not even sure that counts as shit summary.

>>738828805
Battle for Bikini Bottom

>>738828862
Yes indeed

>>738828909
Papers, please maybe?

>>738828880
nope. hint. its a ps2 game

>>738827400
>>738827571
Warframe

>>738828819
TBOI
That game is really good

>>738828884
No... is that second one even a game? Lol

>>738828948
winrar

>waifu gets blown up
>lose my arms
>now I got cybernetic implants that I didn't ask for
>my sysadmin is a dick
>whiskey has restorative properties
>connect-the-dots hacking
>why is there an option to make a nonlethal build if it doesn't work at all on the first boss, forcing me to replay the first 20 hours

>stick man
>"press and hold 'right' to move"
>presses and holds "right"
>moves right
>stops holding "right"
>stick man doesn't stop
>falls off of high ledge and is obliterated by mines

>>738828909
yep

>>738825321
Thread is fucking gold

>>738828975
no. Destiny for the second one

>>738828676
borderlands?

>>738826848
Banjo kazooie nuts and bolts

>>738828779
Idk but sounds cool

>get head injury
>wake up years later
>meet hot chick
>kill Nazis
>die
>the end

>>738829019
Deus Ex?

>>738827687
Do you fuckers want me to tell you are keep guessing

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>>738827889
Since no one could figure it out

>be ashes
>fight bigger ashes
>in the end fight all the older than you ashes
>'try jumping'

>Wake up in apartment
>walk around
>accidentally bump into a thing
>new place now
>take a step forward and fall into a pit
>bump into more things go more places
>things get spoopy

>>738829019
Deus Ex

>>738828990
Yeah, bird crawler 2015

>>738828915
Think again my guy
>>738828058

>>738829088
silent hill 4

>>738829061
Wolfenstein The New Order

>>738829050
Yep, nice

>>738828883
science man gave it away

>Get in the box
>talking tumor
>unique platformer

>>738827338
Maaaaaybe Ratchet and Clank? (Don't know a specific one)

>wake up at start of week
>have a list of tasks to do
>get fired from job
>people start shooting me
>as week progresses more people start shooting me
>one day while kissing on dad's tomb some rednecks hit me in the head
>wake up in a room wearing a silicone suit
>people in the street are shooting each other
>capture cats and use them as muzzles
>bribe cops with doughnuts
Should be fairly easy

>and old dude, a chick, a nigger & you
>old dude steals time clothes
>1939.jpg
>giant lazer spider thing
>shoot old dude in face

>>738829127
nope

>>738829083

Dark Souls 3?

>>738829061
wolfenstien

>>738829129
Yup

>>738827571
ME4

>>738827553
I just got done playing this actually. Great nostalgia game

>>738829065
>>738829093
bingo

>>738829165
postal 2

>>738829019
Deus Ex : human revolution

>>738828805
Gotta go fast

>>738829177
Correct

>>738829153
TIME FCUK

>>738829083
Obv DS3

>>738829175
portal 2 then

>>738829224

Ayup!

>>738829221
nope. battle for bikini bottom

>>738829088
Lsd yo. Fucking crazy game

>>738829193
nope. Destiny

>>738829270
Holy shit

>>738829249
Nope
>>738829278
Hell yeah

>>738828915
Quit being a bitch

>Be obese hungry little fucker
>gets lost in mazes eating dots all day

>>738829212
Yep

>>738828414
C'MON IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT

>>738829217
You win the bell curve for specificity.

>>738829345
I wonder if its pac man

Guess this fuckers

>man kills his wife and throws his son off a cliff
>also owns a corporation that basically runs the earth
>starts a fighting tournament at least once a week

>cousin
>bowling

>Physics don't matter
>Kill Flying Nigger
>You witness God's thoughts

>ball, net, racket and screaming

>>738828573
rust

>>738829394
GTA 4

>>738829394
Gta4

>>738829382
Could be ......

>>738829384
The new god of war

>put mask
>kill

Couldn't be easier

>>738829019
Killing bosses withvlethal weapons doesn't count against the peace achievement

>>738828357
>>738828393
>>738828463
Yep

>>738829458
Payday

>its basically just school with dialogue way better than it needs to be.

>go to a crime scene with dead people
>some dude is smoking
>you find the dude but he kills 2 people with your gun
>some old guy breaks into your house and helps you escape
>you collect dead crows because their meat is delicious
>go to a school and a guy who looks like walter white is in a locker
>you go to a farm and an army of inbreds try to kill you
>you kill a discount hellraiser's pinhead
>guy shoots himself in a trunk if you don't make the choice to shoot him

>be a total fucking loser
>visit ancestry.com and find out my grandpa was a sailor or some shit
>decide to go sailing
>never get seasick after sailing for months at a time with no experience before
>cool
>wait, turns out the owners of the ship want to kill me or some shit, idk i guess they think I stole some boxes from them?
>not cool

>>738828785
Can anybody guess it?

>>738829458
Dishonored

>>738829172
>its literally always raining

>go to foreign country to put mon's ashes next to sis's ashes.
>meet a man who tells me to sit and wait
>sit and wait for him to return while hearing gun fire in the background
>guy comes back and we fly off to do what I came here to do
>credits roll

>>738829384
Tekken
Get on my level

>>738829500
Ass cred

>>738829458
Hotline miami? its a good game.

>>738829478
Kek, I wasn't thinking of that game, but it fits the description, so its ojay

>>738827568
the answer is VVVVVV
off to bed, night!

>>738828779
The Void??

>>738829544
farcry 4

>>738829483
Can you give us more clues than every VN ever?

>work at office
>no more work to do
>roam around the office, no one in sight
>uncover company's comply to control the world

>>738829483
Bully

>>738829524
Not a fuckin clue m80

>>738829554
black fag

>>738829157
No, but it is a ps2 game...

>>738829606
ah shit makes sense. hopefully someone else will get it.

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>>738829066
Since none of you got it

>>738829599
Stanley Parable

>>738828819
The binding of Isaac

>>738829172
witness my superior riddles, plebs

>>738829478
>>738829525
>>738829566
The game was hotline Miami, but all of em fit the description

>get thrown of a Mountain
>hunt forever

>>738829394
Erik and Dylan, a high school adventure

>>738829599
Stanley Parable?

>have son
>son gone
>no.jpg
>bang
>kill
>no2.jpg
>slice
>ow
>thats it?

>have super cool powers and nice equipment
>wtf is dad's house doing here again
>go to dad's house but dad's asshole butler takes my cool equipment
>fuck up dad's house and get my shit back from his upside down house
>kill my dad with my super stylish powers cuz he's totally a dick

>>738829600
yep

>>738829701
heavy rain

>>738829019
Dues Ex HR

>>738829598
i said good dialogue

>>738825321
>Blackmailed
>Life is on the line
>Do what the fuckers say
>Make friends along the way
>When all is said and done, they go to kill you anyway, take as many as you can with you

>Find meteor or one day with neighbor kids
>The neighbors are cunts
>Fly thing tells you to get some shit
>Finds a fat slut, some smart kid with a bowl cut, and some Indian guy
>Kill some grotesque alien thing when it was a baby
Only $10 on the Virtual Console

>>738829701
Heavy rain?

This one is easy
>School
>You're an asshole, but you're only gonna find that out later
>Oh shit, girl gets shot
>Comes back to classroom
>wtfisgoingon.png
>Discover new powers
>Meet up with old friend and does good deeds
>Your power is not as great as you thought it was
>Power is getting out of control
>Gotta choose between the city or your friend

>>738829713
Castlevania

>You crash a ship
>There's cats now

>>738829061
New Wolfinstine

>>738829652
>>738829676
Bingo

>>738829748
bit too easy then

>be neet
>go to sleep
>wake up in russian summer camp
>fuck all the girls there
>spooky shit with bunkers and timelines and alternate realities and psychopathic child murderers happens
>ignore that sp00py shit and go back to fucking russian girls

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>>738829580
yes.

>asteroid will destroy planet
>Blow up asteroid
>Pieces fall everywhere
Fast forward
>Jets
>Yellow bad guy kills family
>Lone wolf protagonist
>Explosions
>Big ass guns
>More explosion
>Yellows GF dies
>Yellow dies
>Big ass middles
>"Heroes really do exist..."
>Kid writes letter

>>738829775
battle block theater

>>738829384
No sir

>>738829552
A winner is you

>>738829770
Infamous 2

Should be easy
>have godtier poker chip
>get shot delivering said chip

>>738829764
Earthbound

>>738829651
That game is my fucking childhood. I didn't remember the plot though, so I couldn't guess

MAKE NEW BREAD BEFORE 404

>>738829773
Damn, right on, didn't think summerfags would be so well versed on classics.

>>738829764
Earth bound

>>738829701
Fallout 4

>bird dating simulator

>>738829854
Good shit

>get called insect by mean robot

>>738829898
no

>>738829853
Fallout 2

>>738829810
I don't know but I want it

>Wife wants to have a chat
>Forgets to tell you where she is
>Meet a diverse cast of characters, like:
>A teenage girl who looks like an adult
>A little shit
>Fat Albert after doing the fusion dance with a columbine shooter
>Your wife, jk, a blow up doll
>Feel bad about being mad at your wife
>DRIVE A CAR INTO THE FUCKING LAKE BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO CAREFUL WITH HEALING ITEMS AND READING THINGS SO HERE'S THE DEPRESSION ENDING
>Play again but now you get a chainsaw or whatever so that's cool

>>738829770
Life is gay, terrible game

>>738829869
I'm at the other end newfriend, I'm the guy who posted the two rhyming riddles that no-one can touch