How long do you guys ferment your piss for? Oldest one is

>>738825231
>clearly apple juice

Timestamp. That looks cool as fuck but I need to know it's real before I suck your dick.

>>738825231
drink some water op, god damn

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>>738825231
is dat some jenkem synthesis ore some shit?

>>738825231
I don't ferment piss but a few years ago I peed in a bottle and then buried it in the forest. It's still there AFAIK

>>738825231
Any particular reason why?

>>738825601
Go dig it up

OP here, will timestamp once done pooping.

>>738825722
I can't dig it up. I don't drive, and even if I did, it would take me about 4 hours to get there.

>>738825231
why. for what reason, would you ever want to ferment your piss. since it's already done though, what do you plan to do with it?

>>738825231
whats the point?

What ever happen to Jizzus? Does he still post on Xmas?

>>738825822
well, prepare for a four hour drive at some point.

>>738825874
thats the dude that legit fermented his seamen right? thats honestly so terrible.

>>738825231
does it not fucking hurt when you piss that dehydrated?

>>738825722
Once it starts to smell really bad, I like to pour it oustide. My dogs will always immediately pee all over that spot and will continue to do so for many days, weeks if it's fermented enough. Saved me staying out there for 30 minutes waiting for them to piss every other hour.

>>738825878
>I don't drive

I'll tell you what: If I;m ever in the area again, I'll dig it up and post the pics on /b/.

>>738826018
take screenshots of thread to build up hype for your future piss discovery thread

Not a lot.

>>738826217
Gotcha doing it now

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Do you know the wonders your urine will do to holes?

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>>738825231
>5 months
You fucking liar.

>>738825231
I don't think piss ferments..

>>738826456
it gets like.. chunky though. weird shit, man.

>>738825231
Here is a pro tip. Add approx 1 tbsp bleach to every container. This will keep the pee clean as a whistle forever, it will never ferment and turn stinky. DO IT! Bottle of bleach can be purchased for .99$ this can treat 50 piss bottles, totally worth it.

>>738826533
Probably urea crystals forming. Pretty nasty regardless

>>738826554
>>>738825231 (OP)
>Here is a pro tip. Add approx 1 tbsp bleach to every container. This will keep the pee clean as a whistle forever, it will never ferment and turn stinky. DO IT! Bottle of bleach can be purchased for .99$ this can treat 50 piss bottles, totally worth it.

>Chemistry

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Peepee

>>738826554
How should I vent the toxic Chloramine vapours?

>>738825874
Stopped posting in 2015 as far as I know

>>738826533
Those are bacteria and mold cultures. Once piss makes contact with the air it's no longer sterile, also there's going to be bacteria and fungi in the bottle. Honestly you can get extremely sick doing what you're doing, like potentially deadly sick.

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>>738826837
Is this what you're talking about?

>>738826780
Orange, lemon, apple juice.

>>738826942
Yup. Bacteria/fungi cultures. If you got that inside you you'd probably die from constant shitting, internal bleeding, and septic shock within a couple days.

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>>738827069
This my oldest one. What do? I don't wanna die.

>>738827279
Wait, do you drink it?

I don't store it to ferment it, I just keep a couple of empty gallon jugs in my room so I can go to the bathroom at night without having to leave my room. I sleep butt ass naked and I don't want to have to get up and put on clothes every time I have to pee, because I drink a lot of soda and have to pee a lot. I just empty them out whenever I'm in the house by myself.

>>738827279
Christ that's some autistic shit. Pour in some bleach to kill everything and flush it down a toilet weirdo. Make sure to not get any in your eyes, nose, mouth, ears, or any open wounds, don't even inhale. Then take a shower with lots of soap. You're literally dealing with toxic waste.

>>738827361
I wish, the smell is unbearable, could not imagine gulping this organic cider down.

>>738826780
the one on the right damn dude, you drink water at all?

>>738827482
So can I start making fresh ones? Like, if I don't put fungus in there? They really come in handy
It keeps people off my lawn too

>>738827718
The air around us is full of fungi, bacteria, and yeast cultures. It's called bodily waste for a reason, just stop being an autistic weirdo.

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>>738827623
They all start out like the one on the left. After a few weeks, the bottles kind of bend in (maybe the aerobes in there are using up all the oxygen and creating pressure differences?) and the urine itself starts to slowly change color

>>738827917
Okay okay, you're right. I'll ask the cleaning lady to get rid of them in the morning, I don't want to die

im not op but ill post my piss bottles in a minute, they've been sitting in the corner for about 4 or 5 weeks.

>>738828274
Let's see em

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>>738828431
I only piss in bottles when i'm drinking lots of beer and dont want to go downstairs so they are pretty clear. the one seems to be growing some white stuff on top though.

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Do I win? The oldest one is at least 2 years old. It goes about a foot deep. About 20 2 liters at least.

>>738828653
The bottles crinkle like that because the PH balance of the piss changes and becomes more acidic, meaning those bottles will only last so long. Eventually they will start leaking and you'll have highly contaminated piss all over.

>>738828726
God the smell must be horrible. You people have problems.

>>738828744
it's garbage night tonight. I think it's time to get rid of them.
>>738828726
yeah I think your winning

>>738828774
No smell. I stopped emptying them out because when i dumped them in the toilet they smelt really bad. Can confirm they start crinkling. I only do this because I night otherwise I would wake people up. At some point a year ago I put them all in a fitted sheets I tried to use as a tarp to drag out to the dumpster, but it was so heavy I can't even drag it on the ground.

>>738828726
You win. You made me get up and throw my bottles away, I don't want to be that autistic, just enough to be able to have a cleaning lady.

>>738828774
It only smells if you open the bottle.

>>738829005
>This

>>738825231
Mmmmm yaaaaa .. ok. You're a tard.

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>>738825231
had 2+ year old bottles, probably 100. no pictures anymore

>>738825231
Those dont actually look that old
When they get old, they get sediment in the bottom of them

At one point in my life I had probably 200 powerade bottles of piss just sitting. I wish I had taken pictures, because it was such a ridiculous thing nobody believes you.

>>738825369
>clearly never pissed in a bottle

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>>738829231
powerade is best piss bottle
wide opening for easy access

>>738825231
What's you favorite brand of water bottle to use?

>>738826011
Lazyfuck at least walk them 60 mins a day in total.

>>738828726
Same guy here, it gets flaky but other than that, i dont notice discoloration that bad over time unless the pee was already really orange. Usually I stay pretty hydrated so its clear. I keep the freshest two liter that i am currently filling up beside my desk, and keep my 2 liter of water right beside it. This has caused a problem before where in the night i accidentally pee in the water bottle and then the next day drink it without knowing. Tasted like off milk.

>>738826822
I think 2014 was his last post if that's what you mean. I clearly remember being disappointed the last two Christmases.

>>738829307
The wide opening makes for ease of dumping them out too.
You can get a fast and smooth stream.
A regular bottle of water with a small opening you have to slowly poor it or you make a huge mess.

Gatorade bottles are harder to hold while you are pissing

>>738828653
Chris is that you?

>>738829323
what does letting them out to piss have to do with walking them you autistic child?

>>738829231
Yeah, same here. If i didnt empty them for the first few years, i would probably have a couple hundred two liters. The current oldest ones I have are around 2 years.

>>738826011
That's actually reasonable, i thought you'd be a creepy fuck that bathes in it but only when it's fermented

>>738829420
daddy takes care of his dog so he doesn't get it

>>738827069
You're fucking retarded. Bacteria/fungi cultures wouldn't form at the bottom of a liquid - only the top. Especially not in liquid as acidic as urine. That shit is mineral sediment separating from the piss due to gravity.

>>738829420
"Autistic child" ok sure lol i didn't know I triggerd your defense mode to come up with a overused low quality reply,walk your dogs ffs you just let them in the backyard to pee on your pee you have mental problems maybe more than some one with autism.

>>738829231
Look at the other pics, most of them have precipitate at the bottom

>>738829310
Member's Mark has the perfect opening for my tiny head.

>>738829418
Did my CDs give it away?

>>738830061
Yeah I saw, im a fag for not reading through the thread first
I have a weird fascination with this thread though. Feels good to know im not alone, feels almost as good as pissing in a bottle instead of running to the toilet

>>738825231
>be me
>haven't paid rent
>no water so pissing in jugs and throwing them away once a week
>landlord comes to throw me out
>piss bombs everywhere and out the back window

Fuckin cunts

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My babies are scared, but the time has come to release them into the wild. There they can frolic freely with their piss brethren. RIP

>>738830354
It's all good man, we are all piss bottle bros here. We should start a club

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Proof of flakes at the bottom. Hard to see because this one is almost black at this point.

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Farewell, you were my oldest.

>>738830741
Is that a peepee snow globe?

>>738830146
Personally I like aquafina or however you spell it. I piss in bottles because I don't want to wake up my ocd roommate who will throw a fit if I piss after 10pm. He's also really into recycling, so I throw away my piss bottles without emptying him without emptying them out in hopes that one day he'll noticve I'm throwing away cans and try to recycle everything. I know he'll try to clean them out. I wait a week or two.

>>738829933
he does walk them AND let's them out to piss.

eg: take douggies for walk, come home half hour down time where they crash out in the hall or in a fucking doorway. they wake up, need a piss.
what do?
OP: open back door, dog has a piss
YOU: "better take them on another walk, it's the only way dog can piss"
Your life must be way harder than it needs to be.

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This debris came out of my oldest bottle, and what do you all think it is then?

>>738825231
>>738826780
>>738826837
>>738826942
>>738827069
>>738827279
>>738827482
>>738827718
>>738827917
>>738827993
>>738828071
>>738828726
>>738829148
>>738829376

What the actual fuck am I reading holy shit. I'm autistic and this makes me cringe. My brain is full of fuck trying to rationalize how you got to this point.

>>738830935
Holy kek, fuck your roommate, good luck anon

>>738831116
Who cares, flush that shit before it stinks up the bathroom.

>>738831222
It fucking reeks, double fisted febreeze but it's too strong

>>738830175
Yes

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A final farewell and a glimpse of hope, that one day I will use my toilet again.

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>>738831206
This is the one I'm working on right now.

>>738831306
Don't tell anyone you fucking nigger

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>this whole fucking thread

put me in the screencap

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>>738831396
Just finished this one now.

>>738831554
If you wanna be in the screencap piss in a bottle you pussy

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The smell is unholy, like rotten tuna covered in moldy semen-doused spoiled cottage cheese left in the sun all day.

Ive only got about 5 water bottles full right now

Nothing worthy of taking pictures

Ahh good to see some oldfags here keeping the tradition

>>738831620
At least dust your desk and shit m8

>>738831396
Is that a sports cap bottle?
Lets just say, never again...

>>738831888
It is. Remember my goa is to make my roommate puke if he goes through my trash looking for recyclables I threw stay. Let's just say I don't care if it leaks over the rest of my garbage.

>>738831870
That's not dust, those are scratches in the wood. My desk and living area are actually very clean, except for the pile of... stuff... in the corner.

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Final look at the black and white chunks and debris stuff that came out of my piss bottles.
I am the piss merchant, dealer of urine and holder of the smells that would make the fattest neckbeard puke, the sage of peepee, the keeper of the holy piss bottle, HEAR MY ROAR.

>>738832045
You should piss into and fill two mason jars. Let one ferment in the sunlight and let the other ferment in darkness. Compare after a few months.

GF sat in my workspace and found a piss bottle sitting on the desk. Couldn't really explain why I had done such a thing. The imp of the perverse ? There wasn't really a good reason like some of the chaps have offered in this thread. I guess I just occasionally like a bit of pissing variety. I told her: Hey, I'm a dude. I do weird fucking shit. She nodded and that was that.

Anyone use shitjugs?

>>738832131
this is a good idea. I might do it.

>>738832023
I stored one under my bed on its side, and it leaked.
I didnt even know it for a while till it started stinking really bad. It ruined my nice Ikea rug and left a really really bad stain on the hardwood. kek

>>738832248
I keep them in trash bags after they're filled because of that. It hasn't happened to me and I don't want it to.

>>738832131
I can present my findinds at my uni, great idea anon

>>738832167
You dont shit enough to warrant it, and you can hold a shit in for a very long time.

The only reason I bottle piss is because I drink copious amounts of beverages all day long.

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Pic extremely fucking related

>>738832045
>>738832131
>>738832218


> /b/

Anyone got any more pics to share?

>>738832804
Any requests? Im this >>738828726 guy

>>738832891
Can you make a piss pyramid??

>>738833022
Bottles may be too crinkled, one sec

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>>738833022
Highest I could make it, they started collapsing under their own weight.

>>738833402
clean your fucking lens

>>738833503
The glass is broken over it, its just fucked up like that.

>>738833402
You should take a sip of the bottom left one in the pic.

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>>738832804
Sorry I dont have a lot saved up right now.

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>>738833402
>>738833022
>>738833587
I made it one tier higher

>>738833402
It's really bootyful, thanks for actually doing it.

>>738833696
Crack one open and sniff it.

>>738833595
You gotta start somewhere

>>738833696
I am both disgusted and impressed, fucking Incredible

>>738833696
Can you bottle flip it and then dab like the cool kids?

>>738833595
I recommend switching to something with a bigger spout, like a gatorade or powerade bottle. I use the two liters and its just a mess when I try to pour them out.

>>738833751
No thank you! I poured my oldest one of three years out the other day and it still smells like rotten eggs were used as paint in my bathroom.

>>738833897
You have to give yourself some relief air too.
You plug the small hole in the top of the bottle with your dick, itll squirt piss out of the top onto you

>>738833696
>piss bottle wallenda

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>>738833993
>three years

>>738825231
why the duck did god decide to put people like you onto this earth

>>738834214
Oh boy you should see the rest of the thread.

>>738834214
Dont you remember what you were taught in school?
Reduce, reuse, recycle.

You are reducing the use of water by not flushing the toilet, and you are reusing and recycling the bottle by repurposing it.
We are just green and care about the environment

>>738825231
Wait... you mean like putting yeast in bottles and actually fermenting them? What the actual fuck. Why?

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>>738827279

>>738834279
god has truly left us

>>738834580
Try it sometime. It's addicting.

>>738833696
This truly is a work of art

>>738834834
There is no better feeling in the world than waking up in bed, half way sitting up, pissing in a bottle, and laying back down in the warmth to sleep in.

Its bliss, the simple act of walking to the bathroom wakes you up enough that laying back down is not anywhere near as satisfying.

>>738833402
place the weights perpendicular to the bottles dumbass

>>738835016
Oh. Fuck. Oh well. Im not getting them out again.

>>738834834
No thank you. Not and never ready to become an disgustingly autistic version of Hennig Brand.

>>738825822
That's well worth it. It must be high quality with a hint of pine and earth notes.

>>738835014
This is so true. Even leaving my room makes going back to sleep impossible. Though I can only pee standing up. I don't know why. I can never piss sitting down at all. Even when I shit I can never piss unless I stand up after I'm done.

>>738835169
pussy

>>738826795
Inhael outhael bro

>>738835245
Sorry that I'm a civilized human being.

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>>738825874
he came back in 2015

>>738835391
>posts on /b/
>civilized human being

Don't kid yourself anon

>>738835421
I saw one from this Christmas, cant be bothered to find it in my folder though.

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>>738835391
So you would buy the hospital medical device instead of just using bottles?

>>738826780
Orange drank, lemon drank, raspberry and apple drank.

>>738835526
What's the difference? They're both plastic containers that hold liquid.

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>>738835509
WTF
Why watches at 0 $?

>>738835622
You're not the brightest bulb.

Pyramidanon here, this thread has motivated me to pour out the dozens of two liters stacked up in the corner. Thanks OP