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Bored? Lonely? Want input on a problem? Just looking for some free (you)'s? Ask a stoned guy anything and everything! AMA
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>>738819065
A) Why did you choose that particular image?
B) May I have a (You)?

Please and thank you.
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>>738819065
I'm lonely, I need a (you)
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>>738819065
I'm 19 done sum stupid shit might go to jail. Struggling to pay off lawyer and dealing with shitty mental health cause I don't wanna talk about shit I've experienced. Not looking forward to getting raped in jail but is what it is. Don't leave house much had sum shit go down recently moved back home with fam. I got herpes from my ex she turned into a nigger slut and gave it to me on purpose
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>>738819297
I chose it as a bait image.

>anon see's interesting image
>anon reads the post
>anon posts

they do it all the time on /pol/
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>>738819598
ok

>>738819485
Just for you, Anon. Freshly baked, with love.
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>>738819598
Ate twenty blotters of "lsd" had 3 seizures a week later. Thought someone was trying to kill me and attacked a random person just as my legal situation was getting better. Thoughts
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>>738819598
>got herpes from my ex she turned into a nigger slut and gave it to me on purpose
Fucking savage. Can't you prosecute for that kind of shit?
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>>738819485
Hey, chin up. Tomorrow is a new day, take advantage of it.

>>738819598
So input? I would say if it's a court case play up your mental illness...if its documented. IF you do go to jail, join a race based gang and act like you follow their beliefs, at least you won't get stabbed
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>>738819825
Stop doing drugs. whatever you pay for them will not be the final cost of doing them. Legal situation getting worse, then go to rehab for a bit. It will make you look good in court and it help with your case and you.
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>>738819889
Nope she was smart. I got her to admit her guilt enough to offer to pay for my prescription of anti biotic. she tried to play it off like I was crazy but she gave it to me and I accidentally gave it to my fuck buddy. Fuck buddy's family were bikers too
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>>738820072
Going into a 3 month rehab course coming up soon. >>738819889
You need someone to admit they gave it in order to charge
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>>738819065
How to have a relationship when u have herpes. Now that's hard
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>>738820195
On a scale of 1-10, how bad were the blisters? I'm dying to know
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>>738820582
There's actually a lot of people with herpes, anon
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Got caught sending pics to a chick on my girlfriend family vacation. They live next door and I have to them and talk to them on Sunday. What do I say to save my ass? They know I'm an alcoholic and trying to quit so that might help.
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Wizard here, why do I contantly feel the need to rape?
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>>738820604
a ten. apparently u can go into coma and die if u don't take ur meds. Every month for 2weeks I feel so weak like my soul has left my body I can hardly function and it feels like I'm tripping from the fever. I didn't know what the second out break would be like I thought I had a zit tried to pop. 3 days later it swole up huge and I could hardly walk and was nearly passing out from fever waiting for my prescription took the pills and later that night the most disgusting puss oozed out of it. Yellowy /white and bloody. Was satisfying cause I felt it pop on its own. Other than that 10/10 would wear condom if I had time machine. Impossible to fine a real relationship now. Not a pos so I'm not gifting this to anyone
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>>738819598
Youll be good bro i recently went to jail for a week about two months ago for a week im 18 but the last thing they want is to put you in jail if its your first charge my friend freaked out on acid and beat up some cops he got a year of parole no big deal. If they really thought you were a threat youd already be in jail. Plus jail is all about how you carry yourself im a skinny dude and i made friends when i was in jail. Sucks about your herpes though bro im sure things will get better just keep your head up.
Not OP btw hes a faggot
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>>738820942
Because you're so socially inept you can't even trick a women into having consensual with you
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>>738819825
>>738821234
And btw my charge was for giving him the acid i got charged with abusement to a minor when he was 17 and im 18 dumbass charge
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>>738821234
I like u anon thanks. What u get booked for?
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>>738821139
That sounds like hell. I'm actually really sorry for you, dude. Life isn't fair. I want to tell you to keep your chin up, but fuck man. I would have probably just thrown myself in front of a train if I were you.
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>>738821376
Ur homeboy rated u out? Damn I was partying with a friend gave him xans he ended up blacking out and beating the shit out of his dad ended up in hospital still didn't snitch and not even that close with him.
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>>738821376
Same guy still btw rehab is a good idea my court date is wedsenday and ive been going through rehab for awhile its nice to get shit off your chest just make sure your insurance covers it otherwise its very expensive
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>>738820712
I don't see you pulling out of this nose dive. Accept your fate.
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I've only ever had two true friends in my life, my current eldest dog and my younger dog, but now I worry. Today I came home to find a bit of blood where my eldest dog lurks, I know he's 14, but the fucker is still as ferocious as he was as a young pup. Thing is, there's nothing wrong with him, no wounds, no broken claws, no apparent bleeding, no nothing. However, I've noticed that occasionally his face gets a bit swollen on the right side after eating his kibble. I fear it may be related. Am I just a worrywort and it's nothing, or could this be the end of my longest friend's life?
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What is the meaning of life
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>>738821566
No we both did the acid and he was screaming at me the neighbors called the cops
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>>738821619
To live and then to die
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>>738821619
Enjoy what you got find a hobby
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>>738821603
Have you checked his gums? He might have broken a tooth or something. Get the poor guy some wet food
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>>738820582
find activities you two can be passionate about that can be made into romance. Outdoor activities like hiking and running make great romance opportunists, and promotes health.

>>738820712
Don't play the Vitim card, people fucking hate that, and they will resent you more. Instead act like a responsible figure. Once everyone has calmed down a bit, you can make plans to reconcile and find a way to make your relationship work. Manning up and clear communication are clear here anon.

>>738820942
Because you are using the devils magic kiddo, that be bad.
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>>738819065
What's the easiest way of getting a white girl to marry me...I have saved 80k and I'm tall Mexican dude in my30s
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im stoned too lol
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>>738821824
Find someone and make them feel protected and loved also give good dick
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>>738819065
I lived with my uncle and his girlfriend for 3 years, Uncle's Girlfriend has a daughter who I have fallen madly in love with. I can't bring it in me to tell her on the account I can ruin multiple relationships if it doesn't work out the way I want. I see her a lot. What do?
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>>738821824
Don't look or smell like a Mexican. Make sure your pad is clean and don't listen to that goddamn mariachi music.
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>>738821579
Ya hopefully it works out shits getting costly
>>738821447
Pretty close I might punch my ticket soon also found out my mom has cancer a week ago
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I can I lick your anus?
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>>738821960
I'm a well versed individual that speaks 4 languages ; BTW what do u mean by "pad" ...no mariachi bs for ,me thanks.... I'm also 6'2" green eyes but brown skin
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>>738821603
Gums are a good idea. I would brush his teeth more and take him to a VET. If they do find a problem with him, you will have time to say goodbye, more than I had.

>>738821619
To be the most upstanding and outstanding (you) as possible. If you've been good enough at it until death, you may get a reward.
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>>738822086
Anytime anon. Make sure you brush ur teeth first my ass hole demands respect
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>>738821759
His gums seem fine, but I'm no vet, though I had kinda came to the conclusion that that may have been the case, already got my wallet ready to buy him something softer and easier for him to eat. But it helps immensely to know someone else has came to a similar conclusion. Gave me a real scare when I found the blood.
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why cant i stay away from this god damn marijuana i try and stop but im just like naaah
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>>738822254
Switch to meth
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>>738820942
The term rapist comes to mind.
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>>738819065
Girlfriend broke up with me in 2015, we had dated for 4 years, planned on marrying her. Haven't looked at another girl in these 2 years after. Can any anons out there tell me if being madly in love with a girl and unable to break your mind away from its own feelings is, well... Beatable? It's becoming unbearable lately.
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>>738822254
Been two months clean i quit and ive saved so much money and ive become more confident and active even lost my virginity! You just gotta get rid of all your weed shit and keep your mind off it find other things. Also keep away from your stoner buddies its hard i used to smoke an ounce a week i know how it goes
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>>738821619
42
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>>738821824
Stick to other Mexican bro. Don't destroy your heritage.

>>738821891
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPPEfDqi22sPVjAM_J15H58NN5MyGwnYw

>>738821938
Masturbate. Then ask yourself if Love her, or if you love her AND she is a friend.

>>738822086
I dont want your neck roles getting on my ass. Also having sex with a autistic...is concerted gross.
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>>738819065
I am obsessed with Emma Stone.

I must fucking meet her.

I am going to die depressed if I don't.

I am going to shoot myself if she dies first.
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>>738822586
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPPEfDqi22sPVjAM_J15H58NN5MyGwnYw
thx, i dont want to stop smoking just want t know why being a long term stoner actually makes you crave weed
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>>738822535
You idolize her. you need to find flaws in her that led you to your particular situation. once you see it like that, she will no longer be good in your eyes. and you can ngo on living.

>>738822619
See >>738822535
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>>738822586
I already have 3 minibeans with a mexigirl but I'm now trying to marry a white girl now that I have money and all also green card ..... BTW I like some meat on those bones
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>>738822535
its beatable. life can be challenging for an individual, your own life is most important, then comes finding someone else to try to share and cocreate it with, but that needs to be mutual, if its not mutual, then its not anything, you must accept it, dont even think or care about it, you need to distance and distract yourself from her, and start considering other women.

Imagine if you were born somewhere else and never met, or imagine if you were born in a different time. There would still be women around that you would potentially want to pursue relation with right?
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>>738821938
>>738822586
That doesnt make sense to me.
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>>738823205
how close are you with her, as in friends, whats the age difference?
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>>738822824
Addiction. Make a plane, down to the specific date that you will stop. nothing beyond that point.
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>>738823363
3 year age difference. And yeah, I talk to her more than I do too any of my other friends.
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>>738821619

not OP, but I'll take a stab.

the meaning of life is to live. sounds dumb, doesn't it. but it's true. that's it. you're given one shot at life. nothing before, nothing after. you do what you want with your time.
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>>738823059
Don't do that to your family. YOU made a choice and stick to it like a real man.
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>>738823585
Religious:

You are given one shot to live before eternity.
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>>738823607
Dude I'm the classic example of a horn dog that got a hot ass preggo,...I I've stayed because she kept getting pregnant.....I fully pay child support and spend almost 40k on the c sections of those kids.....you can't live a life based on a once made horny mistake.....
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>>738823984
What part of
>man up
not make it into you? you created 3 bastards. either race them into exemplary people or your no better than someone who has never existed.
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>>738823483
well just take it slow, how long have you known her, and do you know of any of her interest and experience with other guys? over this time? does she think you have feelings for her, and you think she has for you?

you ever hang out with her, go do things, shopping, food, you have that many interests in common?
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>>738823984
>Ditching and condemning your own genes for some stupid piece of white ass
Wow you're biologically retarded.
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>>738824298
They will be successful kids for sure...best schools , nanny around, vacations in cancun and quality time with papa,,,,now.....what's the easiest way of getting A white girl .?
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>>738819065
Tacos or pizza?
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>>738823984
>.I I've stayed because she kept getting pregnant..
maybe she kept getting pregnant because she wanted you to stay

and maybe, just maybe, this will bring down the number of white girl candidates, unless you really are thinking of trying to hide it

why are you interested in a white girl, what are some of the qualities you are seeking?
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>>738824538
act white
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>>738824594
>Reddit spacing
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Dog guy again, I have another question. My eldest dog is 14, but my younger dog is 12. Even if my eldest one is fine, they both undoubtably have long left on this world. So how can I deal with that? They're my only friends in my world when all others have abandoned me. How can I move on? I've had a shit life protecting rotten people who were quick to stab me but my dogs, they are the only ones that I could protect without problem. After they both go, I'll truly be empty, so what can I do?
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>>738824466
Nobody is ditching Noone, as if 60% of USA marriages don't end up in divorce....get over that fact cause they'll live a life of better quality than you and me......so about those tips to get a white gurl
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>>738824705
get a puppy
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>>738824705
Eat a taco, get another dog, get peanut butter
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>>738824594
Feel like they have a superior sense of accomplishment than other races , I'm always looking to reach the next level of achievements in life ....maybe I'll get tired of them once reaching certain level of comfort around them...... or maybe I always like the sensual way they act siemtjmes
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>>738824750
>they'll live a life of better quality than you and me
Yeah because they work harder and more hours. I'd rather live cheap and have some free time too.

Another statistic. Couples who are expecting hare the happiest. That happiness drops dramatically right after the child is born with the women. With the men there is sometimes a 2-6month delay. The overall happiness only rises again after the kids have left the house. I'm not condoning having kids but if you do, you should be aware that you're sacrificing your happiness. Also to end with a quote "I go to work so she can buy plastic shit we don't need."
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>>738824705
Adopt a dog at the shelter when it is time.

These dogs also need someone like you need them.
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i just need someone to tell me that everything will be alright
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>>738824691
I wanted my points to stand clear and separate, as if they would have been boggled down in paragraph form, as if the also were not related enough.

Like sometimes it just feels right to type like this.

hit double enter for some subconcious reason, to really distance from that last thought. And then what do you know, another double space

And then we are here, to point number 3, if it makes you happy I will always type in paragraphs.

Instead of these easier to read bullet like points of the prescient ideas.
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>>738824374
I have known her for 5 years and I know A LOT about her. I don't think she knows about the harder feelings but she knows I love her, because we are basically cousins. Just not by blood. And yeah, just the other night I binged watched an entire series alone with her. I honestly don't think she has those kinds of feelings for me but there is always a possibility. And yeah, quite a few interests I suppose.
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>>738825062
You'll be alright anon
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A girl I was into and was into me came out and said she liked my pretty much Brother, thinking about what the fuck I should do
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>>738824538
Raise. Your. Kids. Right.
>>738824568
Pizza taco. Pizza taco shell, taco fillings.

>>738824705
Do something special for them on death. Have one plant for each that you take care of. It will serve to honor their memory and help you cope with the loss.
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>>738825031
>>738825031
I sense some intelligence within you padawan... I meant they *my kids will have all their needs met...as in best schools around houses cars etc... I just want to feel like I'm with someone that I choose,,,not that I end up with because I didn't pull out........
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>>738824798
>>738824757
Thought about that, but to be honest, I can't really see myself going forward anymore beyond that. I kinda stopped living long ago, my dogs are my last salvation, but after they both go, I don't think I could stick around longer. I love my dogs to death, but each and every day I grow more tired, it just doesn't seem worth it anymore. Sure they could pull me out of it, but it has been getting harder and harder as time moves forward. I'd love a new pupper, but I don't think I could do a good job anymore after they both go. I don't want to look at it either as some kinda shackle to hold me down on this world.
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>>738824997
yeah, 'white girl' is very general, and I can imagine as its likely been done before, you going with the first one you get and then being upset, and then will you say 'all white girls suck, because this one I got'

Go to seminars, in things that interest you. Learn to cook some good meals. learn some cultural things. Also, every person is an individual. So you are looking for a single particular person. Maybe I mean, you may find 1 or 2 or 3 and just keep marrying and divorcing, or trying to date for months here and there, years here and there. Or you are looking for a wife to grow old with. Or just a sexy inspired, inspiring, business woman to help your money grow.

Look at like singles mixers or something. meetup dot com

dating sites?
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>>738825077
>Mfw
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>>738825417
Well then you should've thought about that before you cum inside of some random girl. Grow a pair and take responsibility
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>>738825079
hm yeah, that is tough, because you are so close, and maybe she sees you as just a cousin, family, brother even, that that would be weird.

so over that 5 years time, do you know anything about her relationships with any guys?
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>>738825429
You're a retard. If you love dogs so much why would you deprive other dogs from that. Why wallow in self pitty if you can make other creatures happy. Just get a puppy if something happens to your current dogs. Once a dog person always a dog person.
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>>738825062
Things change all the time. And you can cause that change to be for the better.

>>738825185
Do a few psudo dates with her to talk about the situation, then tell her how you feel. If she liked the sorta dates, then she will likely say yes to you. If she says no. set them up, and move on.
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>>738825466
I've tried eharmony but feels as if all they are is after the money.... I'm 38 and already feel like I've gotten the life sucked out of me by living wi the someone who doesn't love u or lost interest as well.... I've dated an Italian woman before and she was awesome
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>>738825417
You're not being a father only providing the funds to outsource their upbringing. Your kids will have nothing in common with you other than the genetic makeup. Why is going to teach them how to be a man? What a man is? Your ex's beta faggot boyfriend? Worse dad ever award goes to you
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>>738825382
I second that, in response to the dog guy. Also, eventually you'll move on. You'll become comfortable with a new dog. It won't replace your current ones, but most of the pain will go away with time. I'm facing that soon as well with my 12 year old girl. I'm dreading the day, but I've accepted it will happen.
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>>738825681
Yeah, when I said "A LOT" she pretty much tells me everything. As for the sexual encounters, I only know some details.
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>>738826004
Well as a general rule I assume that if a women isn't into talking about sex with you, that means she isn't imagining her having sex with you. Guess you got niece-zoned.
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>>738825884
Well they look up to me now as in the father who takes them to learn how to work at my companies... even ranching, next week they ll learn a how to ride horses ...I mean I think all of that is covered
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>>738826179
I'd imagine they need you more in their life, but at least you're trying I guess. You know, everyday stuff. eating together and chilling and watching telly. Not all these special occasions because yay it's daddy's dad. My dad always took me fishing and eating, hated it. all I wanted was to chill at his house and be family.
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>>738825949
Don't dwell on the death. But on the time you have left, and find ways to make it the most valuable time for them. It will help. I would do what I said with the dog plant thing.
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>>738825626
>>738825626
Responsibility is not an issue...I could probably provide for 5 families if I needed to...problem is how do I attract white girls
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>>738825832
do you advertise that you have a lot of money? Dont let it be known that you have anything other than average money, to find a girl that loves you for more than your money, though women do need to love 'gureented future financial stability', that is partly what they need to consider marrying, for their own an childrens sake.

go out to white people bars, clubs?

You ask, how do you get a white girl, as if you will have to put on an act, and be not yourself, unless you mean, where do you find, how do you find the type of white girl you are interested in. Thats a hard question, even for many white guys likely
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>>738826365
I see your point.. thanks for the advice . It's nice to have some mature conv in b/
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>>738826432
I'm trying. She's an old friend now and will be missed, but I know it's a part of life. Eventually I'll find another dog-friend, but not for a while.
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>>738826615
>Beaner finds out he's not going to attract white chicks by just "being himself"
Lmao dude get a grip. You'll only get bottom of the barrel white girls. Just like the niggers do.
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>>738826156
We have discussed things under the topic. And couldn't it be the other way around? Like, she doesn't wanna share those things with me because it might hurt her chances with me in the future? For example, you wouldn't talk about your sexual encounters ( in to much detail) you had with your exs to your current girlfriend because you might upset her.
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>>738826784
c a n c e r

please go back to where you came from
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>>738826539
Im telling you to grow up.
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>>738826004
and after all that time, you never tried to test the waters, in the least sketchy way possible. yeah I dont know, it seems the odds are greatly stacked against you. But you know at least lately she has not had any serious boyfriend?

tough situation for sure

like whats the least awkward way to go on some kind of date with her? Or try to see what she thinks of you at all?

"if our parents break up would that make it less weird for us to get together?...hahahaah just kidding!!!!"

"if we werent cousins I would totally be in love with you"
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>>738826784
Not trying to offend you but I have dated Italian, Portuguese and Canadian based girls in my schooling days ; I guess I'm new in the CA area and not sure what are the sweet spots
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>>738826615
Sorry if I didn't convey that earlier in my conversation but yes!, I mean where are the usual hang out areas as in what type of bars I can find some decent woman
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>>738826814
hahaha implying I don't talk about my sexual past to girls or even walk around eggshels around women. if a woman wants to fuck you she'll gladly talk about sex. I've had women talk about their BDSM preferences after 15 minutes of meeting them. Take a hint bro, it's all about biology. But just to be sure, be a man and make a move on her. When in doubt, always still make a move. she'll respect you for it and if she's not into it just say you misread her
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>>738825685
It's not so much as self pity, but as a kind of feeling that I must strike back at the world. My life was never all that great, for a short while, it was absolute heaven. Things changed though, practically had my father get killed. My mother went from stay at home to working 24/7, and try as I might, she eventually became abusive. Being an older brother, I tried protecting my sister, I got beat up a lot, to the point where I have permanent mark on my left eye. I honestly thought if I took it, things would get better, that heaven while not the same would be restored. My mother stopped after I kinda snapped and just went to calling me a loser/pathetic/weak/a lousy excuse/etc. My sister sadly though became a raging feminist SJW and deemed I'd be better off dead. My relatives after hearing from me from those two agree. I never could make friends. The people responsible for my dad's death were never caught. And nothing ever went right for me. That is except for my dogs, they've stuck with me this entire time. I'll cherish it for sure, none have ever given me the chance as they have. But after they go, I want to at least change something, I'll probably die trying, so I don't want another doggo, but I'll like if possible to execute the men responsible for my dad's early grave. I'll change this at least, and for this task, I'll need to have nothing to lose. Shitty I know, but it's what I feel I must do.
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>>738826723
It is not an easy thing having emotions. But a worthwhile thing.
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>>738826974
That's ok man, you didn't get them preggers. I'm europoor so I don't mind you polluting the usa genepool by taking a white chick from a potential white mate. we have problems of our own here.
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>>738826706
go up to every white girl you see thats attractive and give them your business card
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>>738819065
Foken moved countryes to shithole LA after building and entire life in italy because the economy there is so far inside the shitstorm, literally feels like everything i did for 16 years before moving never happend or never mattered feelsbad never had a decent childhood.
I dont like complaining but fuck man im still poor too.
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>>738826974
what parts of CA? CA is awesome, how do you like it so far?
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>>738827232
I'm a true believers that you can take a child of any race and provide with the best of everything that this earth can offer and you'll see that child become a respectful top member of society ...... where do you think you'd be if that was given to you ?
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>>738827103
I didnt mean you literally. And that is pretty sound advice. Fuck it, I will try. And if shit goes south, suicide is always an option. I wish I could tell you how it goes. This is the best conversation I have had about this topic, than again I have only told one other person about these feelings.
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>>738827440
New life, New you.
Happyest is the country with no history
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>>738827135
Not to be rough or anything, but I think you should honour your father by trying to live a good life. Maybe you need to move away from your family since they'll always view you as a loser and will try and keep you down. I've seen some shit myself and at times I only had my cat to comfort me. She's 13 and pretty aged by now, but fuck man I want to live and be happy. I cut out my shitty family and that did a lot. Then got a job and could afford to live on my own. I'm living for myself now, not for others. People making your life shitty? Fuck'em
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I really don't feel like doing any work tomorrow. I've been working hard all week and I just want to drown my sadness and stress in whiskey tomorrow night.
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>>738827135
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, anon..
My boyfriend's grandmother got killed too, a burglary went wrong.. After a long time he eventually got over what happened.. He still has a lot of mental issues but I see him getting better every day. Please don't give up, make the best of your life. Start over again if you have to.
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>>738827094
you mentioned business oriented, maybe only a certain selection will be at bars? And you are looking to have kids? Looking for long term wife? Business oriented to be a bars? Thats why I think there are many more popular ways now to try to meet women than go to bars, and cafes.

I wrote about, if you dont have them, make a ton of business cards, so you have an excuse to give any woman your card.

you mentioned ranching, maybe you can find a farmer gal... I dont know, farmersmeet.com

dating sites,,, make an ad for yourself on craigslist? theres an idea

Man seeking Woman ___ list your qualities, list the ones you seek
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>>738827451
I have a decent place in long Beach it's nice out here but lots of freeloaders around CA has the best landscapes ever
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>>738819065
why are you doing weed, the shittiest drug ever, and not shrooms or acid, the best drugs ever?
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>>738827648
I have two 13 year old cats that are brothers. They're the most chill pets I've ever had and I love them so much.
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>>738827508
They tried that by letting white families raise adopted black kids. Their IQ still was lower than the control group. Either they were dumber because they are perceived as dumber and thus remain dumber, or maybe they're simply genetically wired differently. Either way I forgot my point good luck with your white booty mr conquistador
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>>738827660
Set a small and easily obtainable work goal for tomorrow that you can do at any point of the day. Work for an hour or two, see if you feel like you can tough it out the rest of the day then stay.
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>>738827777
I'm just bored rn. weed is aright.
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>>738827832
I read a few child psychology books and seems DNA has a lot to do with your overall character but even when u are in the belly the emotions and feelings of the mother as in "an unwanted child" will get transmitted to the fetus ... so they get fucked before they see the days light.....crazy world we live in
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>>738827648
Kinda did that already, senior year of high school my mother told me it's either the dogs go or I go. The choice was obvious, lived on streets for a bit, but after getting a wage slave job, I managed to get a crackhouse for me and my boys to live in. I promised my father long before he died I'd give my dogs a long and happy life, and I will do that first before anything else.
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>>738828157
Makes sense. I imagine it may even induce a psychosomatic miscarriage from stress alone, how crazy is that.
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I'm in love with someone I shouldn't be in love with. Too many factors preventing us from ever being a thing and besides shes kinda given hints that she's not into me and the fool in me wants to fight for her. I dont know what to do, my heart says "pursue her" and my mind says "get the hell out of there"

Also, sativa or indica?
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>>738827608
>I wish I could tell you how it goes.
make a thread after
go in soft and smooth, so you dont fully ruin the relationship.

Like, weve known each other for a long time, I know our situation may be weird, but I just have to know this, because if I went on and never brought this up, it would be worse then whatever could happen after I say this, you know I love you as a friend, and family, but I also dont think I can help loving you as more, in ways more.., can you ever imagine/see us ever being anything more?"

paraphrase something like that, less cheesy and lame...mabe...
what are you thinking? just grabbing her ass and starting to make out? Ask her to dinner and movie?
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>>738828259
well fair enough but do your old man a favour and try to surround you with people that add value to your life. people who are happy so you can learn from them. Not others who are miserable, they'll drag you down. be more social and keep on the lookout for people who can make your life richer would be my advice I guess. And get that puppy. After you've taken care of your dad's dogs, you can take care of your own.
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>>738828390
Come to terms with being friends with her, and how your internist align.
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>>738828451
>Like, weve known each other for a long time, I know our situation may be weird, but I just have to know this, because if I went on and never brought this up, it would be worse then whatever could happen after I say this, you know I love you as a friend, and family, but I also dont think I can help loving you as more, in ways more.., can you ever imagine/see us ever being anything more?"

Or you could just wait for a moment when you're both cuddling up watching a show, then kiss her like a man. Actions not words.
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Recently broke-up with a gf of 3 years, it's actually first time me breaking up with someone, instead of them dumping me. I just had to cut it, and to be honest it feels shittier than when they leave me, but fuck it.
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You Guys have been great! OP anon is headed off to bed. gnight.
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Hello, there is a Spanish lad that is dedicated on YouTube to manipulate and make her ex girlfriend suffer, the girlfriend also has a channel called Miare love ... And in the last video that a upload comes out crying why the bastard that le To removed to his dog, this is the channel of the lad ... https://www.youtube.com/user/DalasReview is a serious shit
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>>738828913
Why are you promoting this fake shit. You should be ashamed
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>>738819065
When you're stoned, do you think more clearly or is it just weirder shit
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>>738828512
It's very, very tempting to just let it go, but those people responsible for my dad's death, they're probably still out there. They legit beat him to within an inch of his life and left him to die in a ditch by the road. Doctors said he was brain dead when my family came to check on him. I can't just let it go, everything fell apart from that moment, onward, nothing ever felt good since then. My memories of my early days is forever made into a horrifying nightmare that my mind makes me relive constantly. I can't let go.
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>>738828848
Good riddance. You fucked someone new already?
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>>738819065
What is your opinion on slavery?
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>>738829116
I believe you man. I hope you can find internal peace at some point, or at least something that comes close. Stability in your own everyday life could be the key. There's not much more I can say.
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>>738828451
I will make a thread. Probably will happen sometime this month, or on my birthday in August. I feel like it being on my birthday well help negate the severity of a negative response. And no I would never just grab her ass, way too aggressive. Thou she has grabbed mine, fucking gender "equality" amirite? And idk, maybe spend the night with her, watch some tv, and then say something like that. Probably something cheesy, I am a cheesy type person.
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>>738829236
OP left so I'll answer. it's 2017 so now only allowed if the owners are not white. Bonus points if you throw culture, tradition or religion in the mix. I'm looking at you India.
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>>738829106
Depends how stoned you are
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>>738829367
>...and then say something like that. Probably something cheesy, I am a cheesy type person.
I don't have a vagina yet I felt mine dry up instantly. very peculiar.
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>>738829367
damn shes grabbed your ass, thats something of a sign...maybe, dont get your hopes too up though, if she has been flirty, or both of you have.. damn hop e it works out for you bro

maybe there is something to it like: your dad (was it?) attracted to her mom, so maybe natural, dads son be attracted to moms daughter
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>>738829136
Have few of them in option, but not quite into it these days. I try to spend time on being productive, hang out with my friends, and plan some traveling to do.
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>>738829367
do it now idiot. you don't wait for the perfect moment, you create the perfect moment yourself while doing it. stop postponing it's triggering me
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>>738828872
night, nice thread
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>>738829579
Well better make work of that. it's a formalty really, allows your brain and balls to reset essentially. Trust me it will help, fuck a fresh pussy and you'll feel reinvigorated from your long slumber. you deserve it
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>>738829556
That's pretty cool, now the entire family can do double dates and double anniversaries and shit.
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>>738829476
>>738829367
I didnt think what I wrote was that cheesy, I dont think the idea of what I wrote was that cheesy, but i wrote it as if it was a soap opera romance novel or something, but its deffniely less scary explaining things like that, then to just dive in for a kiss or hand grab and get rejected
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>>738829734
thanks anon, you're probably right!
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>>738829279
I only hope there truly is no God or hell, once I'm done here, they'll be treated wonderfully by a monster 11 years and counting in the making. I've never been a bad a person, I followed the rules and tried to do right, but I was never given a chance in this world. At the very least, I'll be sure to donate all my money before I go hunting.
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>>738819065
I wish I had loyal friends. Most stopped contact when I got out of prison, regardless that my innocence was proven and the courts "apologized"
Wasn't in for more than 2 years.
The few friends I did have, one by one stopped contact.
My best friend of 20 years, asked me to stop calling him. His gf, now fiance, is scared of me.
I have my wife and kids, but damn I need a bro to shoot the shit with once in a damn while.

Oh and an ex friend owes me 500 dollars. Keeps making excuses why he can't pay but is good for it. I'm thinking about breaking his leg. Heart attack or not, it was 1 year ago now, Not a excuse.
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>>738830020
Since when is the world supposed to dish out chances bro?

It's what you make with what you got that matters. Fuck how else others have it.
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>>738828814
I may be early 20s but I wouldn't call myself a "man". Just bluntly going in for a kiss is much easier said than done.

>>738829476
Lmao, thanks

>>738829556
It was my Uncle, but yeah. I may not believe in a god but I some what believe in destiny. My "Egocentric" side tells me maybe they met in order for the daughter and I to meet.

>>738829594
Can't do it NOW I dont live with her anymore and its kinda late. Lmao
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>>738830300
For now, I must continue to uphold my promise to my dad, I will give these dogs a long and happy life. Softer, easier food for my old guy when the sun comes back up, and for my younger doggo, a checkup at the Vet just to be safe. Old Geezer gets worse, will get him checked
too.
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>>738830216
what were you locked up falsely for?
Do you drink or not? meet a friend at a bar?

instead of breaking guys leg, how about ask if he can pay you back little by little, but that you are keeping track of every penny, and are nice enough not to charge interest. 50 dollars here, 30 there, 70 then, 40 now
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>>738831025
Don't drink. Well hardly.
Was accused of rape and molestation. DA sat on video evidence that proved me innocent. It was found when he was arrested himself.

Iv asked that. He gets upset and claims I'll make him homeless.
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>>738831213
>DA sat on video evidence that proved me innocent. It was found when he was arrested himself
damn thats messed up, what was he arrested for? was he punished extra for that sitting on evidence?
Did you get some reimbursement?
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>>738831455
Turns out he was raping an intern himself. Then used an ice pick to threaten her with. Also, spending gov money.
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>>738831455
Oh and I got nothing. Just an apology and felony status for life.
10 years later I'm still fighting it in court but I have no more money.
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>>738831648
was he punished extra for that sitting on evidence? Did you get some reimbursement for falsely imprisoned on top of DA sitting on evidence?

Let me guess, hes only getting 1 year?

damn just saw this >>738831699
thats so messed up.. thats ridiculous
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>>738831792
Lol. 1 year 3 months. Reduced for good behavior.
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>>738831699
at the very least, felony status makes no sense... if you were proven innocent.

Unrelated do you have other criminal background?

Unrelated, are you white?
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>>738831854
wow...
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>>738831865
Yes am white. I was supposed to get a reduced sentence down to misdemeanor, then clean record.
However, officially I'm charged with felony intent to cause great bodily harm.

I got beat up by a deputy who said I attacked him. Kind of hard to attack someone when your cuffed by the ankle and waist and hands.

That deputy no longer employed. But they could not prove I did not attack. The jury decided it was likely I did.
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>>738831854
he should at least get 2 years in prison. Worse, because he is in a position of great power, in the legal justice system, so punished more than a normal, and this is just considering the withholding vital evidence. not even the rape,

Then 2 years of his salary should be directly taken out of his bank account and given to you, as he was directly responsible for taking 2 years of your life from you.

Case dismissed.

sorry to get your hopes up, but I should become a lawyer, and judge. But my righteousness and sense of justice would likely not be wanted.
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Guy in love with his step cousin here. Thank you everyone for your input. Been a lot of help. I am gonna go to sleep now.
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>>738832008
hm, I see. That was when you were arrested, in relation to the incident?
I also dont like the idea of juries. its like flipping coin of lesser than two evils. Without jury you would just have potentially fallible/corrupt/biased judges, with jury potentially fallible/corrupt/biased jury.

ideally judges would not be fallible/corrupt/biased, and then the whole waste of time and resources on jury (and biased and fallible indictments) reduced
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>>738832151
It was a relatively small town, but plenty were enraged. I wasn't the only one. He left town and changed is name
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>>738832285
nice, best of luck
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>>738832398
alright well im out, wish the best for you, get your justice and your money

there are plenty of good and interesting people in the world, you can meet and make new friends
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>>738832372
I was guilty the second I went in. Despite not a shred of evidence, despite my accusers own fucking therapist testimony that she was a compulsive liar. I don't blame the cops, judge or jury. I blame the fucking DA and the social worker who lied herself, who made shit up so she would not be embarrassed. I still know her name and will confront her one of these days.
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>>738832543
Night.
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>>738832429
Thank you Anon
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cool
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have a question. Can someone force themselves to feel gay? I think at least I have been attracted to a guy before but he also looked like my brother who molested me. Idk I'm having very contradictory thoughts about they issue. is there a way to be 100% sure??
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>>738834278
where does the forcing yourself come in
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>>738819065
What strain are you smoking? Do you work in the morning?
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>>738834418
Fapping to gay porn maily. I do become erect when watching
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I'm scared of not doing more to enjoy myself.
But when I get the urge to go, I suddenly get nervous and decide not to. It applies to just about every time I've tried going to the beach or to a bar, or somewhere similar.
What do?
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>>738834565
how far do you live from the beach? go alone or with people? the beach is awesome, even to go alone, but maybe you are nervous with others. find people you can be comfortable with?
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>>738834961
I live close to like, 3 different ones. Couldn't take me more than maybe 10 minutes to reach any of them.

>find people you can be comfortable with
Yeah, that's what I'm looking for right now. I'm not the worst socializer in the world but I get nervous approaching strangers.
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>>738819065
Check em
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I've read a lot on omegle recently and I've been wondering. How big or slim of a chance is there of being caught accessing a link on omegle chat that has illegal pornography on it, like a Dropbox or other cloud storage link? Just curious and sorry if it is off topic
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>>738819065
how do I stop fapping so much?
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