anon, what's the most valueable life lesson you have

OP is a faggot

>>738813850

No good deed goes unpunished

>>738813850
Don't jerk off in a public shower

>>738813850
KILL YOURSELF OP

>>738813850
Being proud of, loving, and respecting yourself, are the most important things leading to a happy, fulfilling life.

Also, meditation actually works. You just have to force yourself to be alone in silence for a few hours at a time

9/10 suk balz, but the 1/10 that are great somehow make it worth sifting thru shit to find the gold

"the more people I meet, the more I love my dog"

>>738813850
There's no such thing as free shrimp

>>738813850
Fuck as many chicks as you can. Do not fall in love. Do not get married. Save at least 20% of what you make ever paycheck. Buy a new fucking car. Fuck alcohol. Work on a hobby as much as possible. Don't listen to anything you hear on the TV. Everything you were taught in History class was a fucking lie. Don't ever trust a dude in a suit.

>Say what you mean.
>Do what you say.
>Don't cause unnecessary pain or misery.
>Don't be afraid.

>>738815060
I'm gonna go ahead and do the opposite of this cracker trash's advice

>>738813850
bitches ain't shit but hos an tricks

>>738813850
Don't cook bacon without a shirt on.

Don't trust anyone. They WILL fuck you over the first time it benefits them. Also it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission. Except rape don't do that

Everyone read Ever Deeper Honesty

>>738813850
its a big shit sandwich, and everyone has to take a bite, especially you

Wear sunscreen.

>>738813850
Everyone has their own shit going on right? There's no reason to fuck with anyone else's shit everyone just wants to be happy and do the thing they like. Point being as long as you aren't harming anything/anyone do whatever the fuck you want and allow those around you the same.

>>738813850
There is no god, only the universe. We rot in the ground but our energy carries on into other life forms around our corpse.

>>738813850
You come first, family comes second and friends can go fuck themselves.

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>>738813850
Don't let yourself be bullied. Sometimes it is necessary to use force. Get laid with a lot of females and don't give a fuck about religion and its moral chains.

>>738813850
AVOID PEOPLE AT ALL COST
no matter who it is, aint nobody ever loved you.

"The only absolute is the indefinite"

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>>738813850
Only ever rely on yourself.

>>738813850
Morning coffee and a cig before a hard days work can be its own form of heaven.
Little bits of happiness make up the tolerance to live in a cruel world.

>>738813850
Niggers, natives and mudslimes are the scum of the earth. Trust them the least out of all people.

Woman are cunts they will fuck your friends. Always wear a condom.

Stay away from drugs and shady people
They will ruin your life.

Never rely on anyone except yourself

>>738813850
One night in New Orleans I got wasted and ended up going up to every bum I found on the street and asked them a similar question.

Most of the responses were that they wish they would've fucked more people when they were younger

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>>738815060
Terrible advice. Never EVER fuck a chick unless you don't mind taking a chance to end your happiness.

libertarianism

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>>738815816
High five. Same as mine.

People will always mess with you. Never let that ruin your life. That was all in the past now

>>738815854
It's all fun and games until you get herpes

dont skimp on good paint

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>>738815982
Its true my friend. You'll end up getting ass fucked

>>738815816
In this same vein, you can't expect anything from anyone other than what they habitually do. It is very unlikely that they'll change. You have to change or change to a different relationship if you want a different outcome. This includes family. That's my 2017 life lesson

Die young

1. Cutting out television is the best for personal development and awareness.

2. Don't fucking cheat on your s/o

3. Live and let live. Stop giving a shit what everyone else is doing and do your own things. Which leads me to my next lesson..

4. Social media is actually cancer for you mind and soul. Its developed to hook and herd you. You'd be better off chain smoking cigarettes instead. Better yet, harden up and just stop it.

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ET porn is the best

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>>738816235
I know it man. Been solo for like 7 years now. Doing well.

perform with precision. dont go too fast and lose control, dont go too slow and lose focus

you're number one goal in life should be to be happy, but you cannot be happy by being selfish. you have to make choices good for yourself and those you care about.

if you dont like who you are, acknowledge that. look at yourself and find what you dont like and fix it. always work to better yourself and always form habits to be the best person you want to be.

people will make you angry and upset, but you have to learn to be better than them. you experience every emotion for a reason. nobody can not get pissed off, but you can see the anger in yourself and find out why its there and work to make things better.

make art.

>>738813850
do good in school, make your own money, get a degree, AND then get married.
also dont trust someone once theyve fucked up once

Oh yeah, also; in the realm of hobbies you're working, do it more than you talk about it.

>>738815456
I lold

>>738814100
You're brain dead

Wear a rubber

>>738815793
Shut Up, Cletus.

>>738815264
Agreed. You're in the early immature stages of Barnabus Stinson. You'll get lonely and grow up.

Don't work more than you have to. You won't get appreciation and people will expect more from you than everyone else.

Don't stick your Dick in crazy

>>738816779
Amen

>>738815816
I see it differently. Sing "lean on me" with your best friends and you may feel something else.

>>738813850
Be smart
Be cool
Be smooth
In bed, treat a queen like a hoe and a hoe like a queen.

Never trust a woman, not a single one.

>>738816666
nice fucking digits super Satan

>>738815456
Underrated post.

War has no rules

Depression == apathy == indifference. Life sucks if you don't care about anything. Sometimes it's hard to give a shit, but the more you force yourself to care about things the more natural it becomes and you can enjoy more parts of your life. Yes it makes you more vulnerable but nothing risked is nothing gained.

>>738816455
All solid advice. Tied it up at the end with my favorite. I always forget that.
I think everyone has the ability to create art, but it manifests in different ways. Pessimists don't like to acknowledge dig for their artistic ability.

Don't let your happiness depend on someone else other than yourself.

>>738817039
Siiiiick. Do i win?

Sometimes, there are no right choices. Choosing one thing often means giving up another, if they both happen to be important to you, then that's a real predicament. It's okay to choose the lesser evil, it's much better than never making a choice and losing both. Once you make your choice, know that you've done the right thing and do not let regret and guilt plague you. The last bit is the hardest part.

I've learned that no matter what relationship you may have with your friends, they will always give up that friendship to pursue a love interest.

AVOID 4CHAN
it's full of crappy kids, fat nerds,bullies and pervs. It only will made you think that fuck with traps ang laugh with deads is ok.
Think on the wonderful things you've could do with that time instead.

>>738813850

Fucking in the bed of your pickup truck can be great fun, but some sort of padding is a wise investment, as seen in this gif.

>>738815456>>738816496
>>738817085

Its a stupid fucking Bhraz Lamon song. Look it up "Sunscreen Song"

>>738817472
This is true.

>>738818277
>implying we didnt know this

>>738813850
Never rely on others

>>738816559
Aw did I hurt a shitty persons feelings lol

>>738817179
thank u that took a while to type :)

Happpines does not truly exists, and everyone is alone, forever.

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>>738814100
Dubs of truth

>>738814647
>>738815456
>>738816377
>>738816455
>>738816473
>>738817179

>>738813850
>World is not as good as it seems to be

>>738813850
Momentum is more important than direction

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>>738816666
Quads

If you want meaning in your life.

1. Do whats best for your immediate family and once you do.
2. Do whats best for your community and once you do.
3. Do whats best for the world and once you do.
4. Do it all in such a way that the future will have a chance.

2nd cousins are ok

>>738820656
Anon, can I just point out, "has a chance" is easily the strongest in those lines. Chance being the focal point, because we all know as this world stands, future won't get a chance at anything but misery.

>>738819000
the only good post.

All these retards saying : your number one goal is to be happy. If u do this you will be happy. Don't do that because then you won't be happy.

None of them get it yet.

>>738820892
The end is inevitable and you should not fight it.

We are all insignificant and we will all die.

So will society and the world in general sooner or later.

Living in this way is the best way to live with a sense of meaning in your life, which is the question i was responding to.

I assume you're young and facing an immense struggle while you find your place in the world.

>>738813850
dont fall in love. cheat if a better woman comes along.

>>738813850
That first you need to get is money, then use that to get the power.

Only then do you pick a woman. and keep them around til they expire.

When they hit menopause, then you use the money or power to order a hit to take her out.

>>738813850
don't drink and drive.

>>738816307
That's a good one

>>738813850
Don't let anyone you havent met tell you what to do.

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>>738813850
Sauce on OP's gif.Now.

>>738815060
i dont know why these other faggots are bashing you, what you posted seems fairy reasonable

Death isn't like in the movies. There is no dramatic climax where the sad orchestra swells. There is some crying but not much. Mostly it's just quieter. They are just gone. And the grief burns slow.

Also: money doesn't mean shit.

That nothing really matters. Not to be edgy, thats just what i learned. Fail a class? take it again. Don't have the money? find a job. Nothing really working out? Kill yourself. Knowing that i can kill myself should all else fail just makes life easier to live

Never tell the truth to a woman.
Tell her either what she wants to hear or what she already believes.
Keep those other opinions to yourself.

>>738813850
That OP needs to stop being a fucking faggot and provide suace on its .gifs NOW

>>738814647
You sound incredibly normal

>>738813850
Not to compare myself to other people

>>738816473
>do good in school, make your own money, get a degree, AND then don't fuck it all up by getting married.
ftfy

>>738822063
Normie alert?

>>738813850
Around blacks never relax

>>738817472
This hits me hard bro

>>738813850
Steer clear of racists. They are dangerously fucked in the head.

Most women really fucking like shoes.

If you want to impress her, wear nice shoes. This gives the impression that you are not a poor cunt, have a sense of style, and care about your appearance.

Also compliment her on her shoes. Try to find something specific that you can say you like about them.

This will not compensate for all your deficiencies(it obviously won't make you not fat, ugly or stinky), but it will help with the initial impression, which is where they make the decision whether they possibly want to fuck you or not.

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If you can visualize it, if you can dream it, then there's some way to do it. Now keep after it until you get it.

- Walt

Women with tattoos are piercings are mentally ill and should be avoided.

>>738822341
That's just another way of saying "steer clear of blacks and Jews."

Blacks and Jews are all racists.

>>738821554
You clearly didn't even try to find it so fuck you.

>>738821901
This facebook asshole needs to stop being a fucking faggot and try googling the shit instead of being a lazy cunt NOW

>>738822606
>Women with tattoos are piercings are mentally ill and should be fucked immediately because they're great fun then avoided.
FTFY

>>738823076
NOW

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

you should always be trying to better yourself
quit your bad habits
pick up some good ones
be healthy
im so much more happy this way

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>>738813850
Always keep records incase you get sued to prove your innocence

>>738815392
is this actually worth reading all the way through?

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>>738823076
>googling a picture


Nigga are you fucking retarded? Kill yourself you ain OP.

>>738813850
Sauce? Curious where that was filmed. I might know the spot.

>>738822350
Stay far away from footfags

>>738823247
THEN
Your turn, dickhead. Try full sentences next time.

>>738822948
>replying to everyone asking for sauce


Fuck off nigger we all clearly looked and cannot fucking find it so provide it or stop bitching and get out of the basement.

>>738823999
Try google, you lazy cuck.

Everything is about how much time you put into it.

Put more time into your relationship = good
Put more time into working out = good
Put more time into your projects/work = good

But you only have so much time avalible, so spend it wisely.

>>738816666
> Advises don't fall in love. Have superficial relationships
> And says "you'll get lonely, grow up"

A normal person would have to work to think as retarded. Like trying to forget riding a bike. It's just not natural to be that pathetic

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>>738824314
>go on google
>search blonde fucked on a truck
>1million results
What now dumbfuck?

>>738824274
>Fuck off nigger we all clearly looked and cannot fucking find it
Then you're either inept or stupid, possibly both with a side of gay.
>so provide it
Nope, suck a dick. Can't find it? Git gud.
>stop bitching and get out of the basement.
Who's bitching? I'm currently at work, getting paid quite well to waste time taking the piss out of you fucktards that couldn't be trusted to arrange a fuck in a whorehouse. Carry on, douchenozzle.

>>738815456
>tfw sunburnt even though I wore sumscreen.

Never set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm.

I guess so far at the ripe old age of 22 it's tied between two lessons
>Be aware that all people change as time goes by and that you're not immune to this.
>Never put all your happiness into a person you think will be there forever (because of ^) and instead make sure other only compliment your life, not become your sole reason for getting up in the morning.

Don't call on sick on your last day at a job.. Never know when you might need that job back

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>>738813850
That you can't trust people to do what they're supposed to do, so be prepared for when they invariably fuck up. Even if they're being PAID to help you, don't expect them to.

>>738813850
Don't lie, cheat or steal

The less people know about you, the less they can use against you

Avoid people in general whenever possible

>>738824517
>go on google
>google didn't show the exact sauce in big flashing letters on first try
>Fgt gets butthurt and posts 'What now dumbfuck?'
Git gud, asshat. That's what you do next.

>>738824610
>douchnozzle

Newfag confirmed all your points are invalid and enjoy your job fuckin wagecuck normie.

>>738824734
Don't get caught you mean.

>>738824737
>samefagging this hard

>>738813850
If you just do the things you have to do, you will be better off.

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>>738813850
Most people are ignorant and dumb as fuck.

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"Family and friends" are only so, for as long as you are of any use to them.

>>738813850
don't stick it into crazy.
Especially if drugs are involved.

>>738814581
what happened

>>738815060
Why wouldn't I believe everything the history books say? I'm white.

Don't. Trust. Anyone.
Seriously, every other human will try to deceive you. Just follow your instincts.

>>738814647
based

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>>738815060
>not saving %50 percent or more
>buying a new car

that this 8 can do anything

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>>738824752
>Newfag
Wait, so you're so perceptive you can tell if I'm a newfag from one word but you couldn't find the sloot in that gif? Riiiight.
>wagecuck
Oh I see, the job part confused you. It's what non-niggers do for income instead of sucking dick and getting mom to bring them their tendies and purple drank well into their 30's.

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>>738824819
>samefagging

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my favorite Robin Williams quote

>>738825339
you know matt damon wrote the script, right?

>>738825424
i didn't know that.

but regardless it is a great movie in my opinion.

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>>738813850
Sauce is kagney linn karter since some dumbfucking knuckle dragging casey niestat looking fucks would rather troll the poor horney anons than help them find the sauce. Im looking at you wagecuck. Enjoy anons

>>738825610
it is, one of my faves
just think that matt damon should get some more credit, or at least not as much hate as he does. he is pretty cool

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>>738825331
I know that word perfectly. Since ive been samfagging your dumb ass all this time

>>738817472
Not true

Life is meaningless , but it can be worth living. We are all unwillingly born into life and the objective is to die well and clean. The only point in living is to procreate and learn methods of wellness. But ultimately we are all doomed

Money begets money if saved and invested rather than spent.

>>738813850
Don't stick your dick in crazy. No exceptions.

>>738813850
You're attractive, or you do not exists.

Be prepared to take a risk. I bought my first house when I was 21, two weeks before my first mortgage payment was due, I got a job offer overseas. Dropped everything and just went for it, best move I ever made and totally out of character.

Awww the wagie ran away fucking faggot. Didnt want to help and instead take out his anger on us.

>>738825857
Ah, so you just don;t have a good grasp of English in general then, I get it.
Back to Africa with you, nigger.

>>738822341
Agreed. Or they're just neckbeards who don't get out much. They're shitheads either way.

>>738813850
don't take shit personally

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>>738826368
Thanks Anon.

And damn good on you.

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>>738826451
>don;t

>>738824735
The less people you hang around with, the less trouble you'll get into

You and anything you do doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. However, you are important in the subjective sense. You are stuck on this rock so you might as well do things that make you happy. If you can look back at your life and be satisfied, then that's your fucking meaning of life, for yourself.

>>738825630
Doing God's work anon.

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>>738826731
>>738824735


These are the dumbest pieces of advice I've seen in a long time.

If you don't put any risk out in life, you won't get any enjoyment back.

>>738813850
You don't actually have to pay taxes

College is a meme.

I got hired recently, nearly purely because of my degree, but I feel like my portfolio of work would be significantly larger had I just spent the time working part time somewhere and developing on my free time. I make okish money, nothing great, but student loans turn a liveable salary to nothing.

I guess in short, with anything tech related anyway, work low tie jobs to pay for certification tests, pirate learning material, build a portfolio.

>>738816377
live and let live is how our society got so fucked in the first place.

I have to give a shit about what other people do because that's literally what shapes our society.

>>738827029
Currently living this.

Can confirm. Fuck college for IT related jobs.

I just wish I could go to art school instead of fixing dumb fuck's computer's all day.

>>738826112
I hate being afraid of death. I try and use it as a way to free myself to do whatever I want but most of the time it just depresses me. Losing both my grandmothers in a span of 2 weeks really fucked me up.

anon how did you learn to accept that we are all doomed?

>>738826940
Did you feel the need to post your files that no one gives a shit about? As far as I know you haven't contributed anything useful to this thread. Go fuck yourself

>>738826112
>learn methods of wellness
you can fuck off.

life only cares about procreation. anything and everything we do is for that purpose.

Never trust a fart

Don't fuck anyone that has the keys to your front door.

>>738813850
Is to always check em

>>738826940
It's not advice, it's experience.

Most people are selfish, nosy and bored with themselves. From neighbors to co-workers to acquaintances. They'll find ways to fuck with you either way because they're jealous, bored, spiteful etc. Once you've lived enough life you'll find out that the less people you have around, the less they can bitch and complain.

Small, tight knit circle of friends/family, a good partner and that's it. 1 in 1000 are decent people.

>>738827599
this motherfucker knows whats what

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>>738827469
>>738827469
>>738827469
Hey buddy, is everything okay?

>>738827876
KYS

>>738827747
Your experiences have been negative.

I'm sorry to hear that. Not everyone is a manipulative piece of shit, in fact, most of them are downright nice.

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Admitting weakness is submitting to it.

>>738827958
I'm an ancientfag by /b/ standards. Give it time, you'll get there.

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>>738827950
Every time someone says KYS it adds 10 years to that persons life.

How's your girlfriend doi,,oh.. right


How's school go...oh.. right.

So... What's up Anon?

>>738828069
You're a human. Stop letting your age define so much of what you do and how you act.

You little faggot. We're all the same.

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>>738822341
shut up nigger

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>>738826704
That's it? That's all you've got?
I miss the days when there was a higher class of troll here.

>>738825630
Aaaaaand this is why there's so much newfag circlejerk cancer.
Well done, faglord. You're officially part of the problem.

>>738828241
>Stop letting experience define so much of what you do
Yeah..

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>>738828308
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LE ANON ARMY LE REDDIT ARMY LE 4CHAN MASTER RACE

Kill youself 4chan has always been shit
>higher class

Fuck off.

>>738828458
Fuck you fag i want to jerk off not listen to you whine and complain about newfags doing the same whe your boss yells at you. Go outlive your children you scum

>>738828585
Yeah. I stand by what I said.

You should take acid some time, you old fuck. It's been over a year since I touched it, and i still feel like I have more wisdom than you.

Stop being so negative.

Everything is temporary, even life

Life's short so smoke weed and try but stuff

>>738814647
Isn't meditation a waste of time ? What did it change for you ?

"We mustn't linger. It is easy to get lost in memories."

"I am very proud of my sadness because it means I am more alive."

"Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead."

- World of Tomorrow

>>738824668
>that 2nd point

hit the nail on the head anon

>>738829029
I stood by the same before I learned otherwise. After a certain point, you'll decide to pick up the rake instead of stepping on it again for the 10 billionth time. There's a difference between negativity and brutal honesty.

Nah, bud is where it's at. I haven't done acid in a long time. I watched it mentally fuck up a few friends beyond repair back in the day.

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>>738830176
Yeah, that's why you don't take psychedelics every day.

It's sad that after all this time you've chosen to take bitterness and anger from these lessons. Hey, your life is your life.

>>738829699


I enjoyed these

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>>738828622
>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LE ANON ARMY LE REDDIT ARMY LE 4CHAN MASTER RACE
Holy shit, I figured you were new, but you've clearly been here less than a week if that's an actual thought that passed through your empty fgt head.
>Kill youself 4chan has always been shit
Only a very new and very stupid fgt would suggest I kill myself, your 12yo beta is showing.

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>>738831018
>>738828622


Take this bitch-fest to discord. Jesus Christ you two

>>738829628
Meditation is not a waste - especially since we all live a high speed life it is a necessary outlet to calm your mind for a moment. Meditation helps you learn and develop tools to be aware of your own state of mind at any given moment and act to modify it if necessary. Besides, meditation is proven to actually change the brain in a measurable way over a long term. And meditation does not have to be sitting in a darkened room with your eyes closed - any repetitive activity like walking or running can also be conducive to meditate.

>>738828720
>Fuck you fag i want to jerk off not listen to you whine and complain about newfags
Then learn to google you fucking sperg lol
>doing the same whe your boss yells at you.
wut
>Go outlive your children you scum
That was actually amusing. Goes to show, even a broken clock is right sometimes.

>>738831114
Are you kidding? How often does a newfag take the bait this hard? I'm in this for the long haul lol

>>738829699
>>738830936
I truly try to live by them. I've had trouble with the first one for a while and it's pretty shitty.

>>738816377
I just gave up Normie book 2 weeks ago and never been better

>>738831128
>>738829628

Meditation only works for me when I work out.

And when I say work out, I mean atleast 30+ minutes of lifting or something that makes me sweat and my chest hurts and I feel like shit.

Working out is a fucking bitch, but my god, does it give you a lot of mental clarity. For me, working out is the only thing that allows my brain to shut the fuck up and meditate in a positive way.

>>738824517
Reverse image search holy fuck youre retarded

>>738831546
I haven't had a facebook in 7 years and I hate many aspects of my life.


Social media is funny.

>>738831671
agree 100% lifting helps me forget about the world and just focus on my own thoughts

Pussy is for babies.

>>738831546
I'm proud of you anon. It's nice to be free of that shit, isn't it?

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>>738813850
The death of my enemies is pleasing.

>>738830810
No man. If you change bitterness and anger to calmness and clarity, you're getting there.

Also the sooner you ditch that 'most people are downright nice' shit, the better off you'll be. Especially for femanons. Most people are scum.
>suck it or you're walking home
>b-but a-anon I thought you
>you heard me
>gulp gulp gulp

>>738813850
>what's the most valueable life lesson you have learned so far ?

Deal the hand you were dealt, be thankful and content with what you have.
It both helped me become NEET, while also dealing with NEETness.

Life sucks, but the alternative is, for the most part, much worse.

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>>738832473
>>suck it or you're walking home
>>b-but a-anon I thought you
>>you heard me
>>gulp gulp gulp


Let me guess, this is how you treat women, so you automatically assume the rest of the world works like that too?

I'm a 24 year old man. You sound like a 84 year old veteran in a 19 year old's body. You have all this life experience, and you've chosen.. this?

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>>738833164
>You have all this life experience, and you've chosen.. this?
Yeah

>I'm a 24 year old
When you're an 84 year old veteran, you'll laugh and agree for the most part

>>738831256
breaking character... lost

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>>738833480


Life is more beautiful than you think it is right now. And I'm not some woo woo life is magic everyone is a lover faggot.

Yes of course there are shitty people out there looking to take advantage of others, but how many times do you notice the decent stranger?

Have a good life anon. When I'm 84 I'll be ashes.

>>738816426
true wisdom here

>>738817145
programmer detected

>>738815720
This
Its the little things in life that keep me going

>>738813850
Never ever trust a single mother.

>>738813850
that you're not the protagonist of this movie as you've been led to believe you're just background noise

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>>738834098
I never said otherwise? I'm great anon, shitposting from my bed. Lifes good. Why are you so triggered?

>how many times do you notice a decent stranger?
Upon closer inspection, 1 in 1000. Once you've lived enough to be dicked in the ass by said stranger over and over until your guts hurt, you'll agree and come to enjoy something like this >>738815720

>>738813850
I should have killed myself long ago.

Wear a condom

>>738835011
*of

>>738834964
this gif is you with your morning coffee and cig

>>738827015
/thread

You are entirely alone.

>>738827015
yup
i haven't paid taxes in 4 years, about to start a company though so will start

>>738813850


doesn't matter what you do in life, everything is a mistake
(not only for women)

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>>738835768
WTF
Why watches at 0 $?

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>>738813850

life lessons are normally learnt through sauce

>>738815391
This niggah hit the nail on the head

>>738813850

/b/ is funner when summer is over, some individuals might film their deaths because maybe they don't want to die "alone", sometimes a smile really can go a long way, I'm a nigger, I'm a fag

posture is everything. exercising will help you feel better about yourself. keep your physical appearance up. dress in clothes that fit you well. avoid alcohol except on social occasions. take psychedelics until you break through and experience a true ego death - then only use them rarely. avoid nihilism like the plague it is. never stop analyzing situations and learn to allow your thoughts and opinions adapt to new information. that said, develop a strong sense of self and for the love of god do your best to stay true to it. make sure you understand woman's true nature before entering a serious relationship. living in your head is both a blessing and a curse - be sure not to fall prey to the "i don't need anyone" meme. never underestimate the significance of your choices in this world. you have a conscious mind, subconscious mind, and a soul which all think differently but are all equally part of you. make sure you pay attention and do your best to nurture them all.

>>738832102
That guy is a cross between Antonio Banderas and Orlando Bloom. Haha, what a wacky world.

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1 - Be as kind to your mother as you possibly can whilst she is still alive, even if she gets on your nerves at times, she is embodies your status in life because she made it happen.

2 - Don't become angry too quickly - anger is a cancer and a poison, we always say and do things in anger that are so easily regrettable. The moment you start a journey in curbing triggers to quick anger, the more you will realise how much less you care about things that don't need to be cared about. It can save you a beneficial relationship, job or opportunity.

3 - Be loyal to those that have earned your loyalty by being loyal to you. This doesn't need much explanation, if you witness someone going out of their way to help you - help them the fuck back.

4 - Get proper sleep and stop overthinking. We are always looking for a magic pill or a secret potion/quick fix - yet the answer is right in front of us - SLEEP. A proper night's sleep will put you in good stead for the rest of the day. It will make you look more youthful, more energetic, more attractive and you will be on point.

5 - It is easier to regret something you did do, than something you didn't do. If you see a good looking girl on the street, learn to approach. You will never see her again if she leaves, you will never see her again if she says no. Same result. Don't let yourself lose out on life's momentary opportunities.

6 - Remember to be just as humble when you HAVE something of worth, and to be just as greatful when you DON'T. When you finally make something of yourself, then you have the opportunity to give back to people.

7 - Drink water preferably over everything else.

8 - If you're sick, don't push yourself. Give yourself the rest you need, so that you can bounce back quicker. Pushing yourself when you're sick will only delay your recovery which in return will just mean you'll be sick for longer. Also, food is energy, energy is needed for recovery - but being sick loses your appetite. Force yourself to eat.

don't waste money on frivolous things.

don't put trust back into those who've already lost it.

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I will never fuck the Saint Celestine

Work is freedom. Nothing in life will actually be fun to you, so you might as well quit the bullshit and pour your soul into work.

>>738837678
The Final Red Pill

>>738815349
Lick on the nuts, and suck the dick

>>738813850
dont rub ethanol in ballsack

Women are like dogs you run behind them they escape you ignore them they run to you

>>738813850
How to spell.

>>738813850
we all should stare into the abyss and let the abyss stare back at us. We have to recognize, respect, and master our capacity for evil if we want to prevent unnecessary suffering.

>>738813850
No one cares if your natty. Sterons get you pussy

Everything happens because of a reason for a reason

This quote helped me become the manchild that is sitting in this very seat.

"ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY... AND YOU'RE NOT LOOKING MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN."

Never regret sucking your first dick. It's only gay if you take it in the ass.

>>738822654

The worst part is that is completely true. All the black people I've met have been ultra homophobic and have this racial superiority complex. Its fucking weird.

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If you surround yourself with /b/tards, you'll become /b/tard

dubs get

>>738828032

Admitting it isn't a problem, admitting and not fixing it is. Can't learn unless you identify the problem.

>>738815060
Same dude

>>738839208
Then go away and fix yourself, you are not fit to lead, you just admitted you are the problem.

People are only entertainment. Could be your wife, "friends", neighbour, "family" or a stranger on the street. The only purpose they serve is that momentary break from 'your life '.

The fact is that you agree truly alone when the shit gets real. It's so rare to find someone who will help you or even give thou good advice that it's borderline impossible. If you ever experience something different from above then thank your stars and thank that person from the bottom of your heart.

>>738835842
yummmerrzzzzz!

>>738839525
>not knowing the power of lose ties
>not knowing how to utilize and motivate people
>not knowing how to delegate and build teams
>not realizing that scaling impact requires delegation and impact proportional to own time is timewasting

>>738836836
sounds like solid advice to me

>>738816779
That u, Ionut?

>>738827453
islam

Here is some good one
“Want To Become A Multi-Millionaire? Do These 14 Things Immediately.” @BenjaminPHardy https://medium.com/@benjaminhardy/want-to-become-a-multi-millionaire-then-do-these-14-things-immediately-18065dc492a1

>>738839765
On the contrary anon, I can , have to and do all of those things on a daily basis. (I have 3 businesses;not that it matters). It's just that my experience tells me what I wrote. I truly try to help who ever asks for it as long as I can, if i can't I say so. Unfortunately that's not what everyone else does.

>>738813850

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>>738813850
Just the tip isn't rape

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>>738823872

You can literally do it thru 4chan. Serious question, is this your first time here?

>>738822063
You sound incredibly young. The weight of the world hasn't quite worn you down yet.

>>738816532
Shut up retard

>>738815391
>>738836128

Gonna 3rd this. Just want to add it doesn't matter how long they've been in your life (wife, girlfriend, friend, family). Watch. Your. Fucking. Back. Anon.

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Don't settle. I've always been interested in this one chick but have been too much of a duck to asset much feelings, so instead I duck subpar heifers and usually have 2 or 3 relationships going on at a time to keep my mind off her.
>> mfw chick tells me bout boy she likes
>> mfw is not me
>> mfw she is oblivious to my obvious love
tl:dr Don't be a cuck. If there's someone special, go for that one first.

>>738814647
This is the most millenial post I've seen in a while

>>738840853
Fuck mobile.

>>738813850
Just shut up and do it

>>738831172
fuck youre retarded

Refusing to play the game