/b/ros we need to come up with a definitive way to beat the stick

bigger stick

>>738813087
Tell Hillary it has dirt on her.

hydrochloric acid

>>738813176
now we have two stick

>>738813191
but then you have the stick meld with acid and you get acid stick , stick win

what if stick is thrown into the sun?

>>738813774
then stick become microscopic space sticks then they will attack earth and win

>>738813087
perhaps something cold?

>>738813087
de-atomizer

diplomacy

the stick would just burn up, it would vaporize, it be nothing, stick lose

i beat the stick almost every night

>>738813087
Tell the stick that black lives don't actually matter.

>>738813087
Call its mom

>>738813846
then stick is cold stick. stick wins

>>738814447
now we have two stick. stick win

>>738813087

Launch it into the sun, easy.

>>738814283
But the stick cums back every morning...harder the night before

>>738813087
Ram up ass.

>>738814603
Liquid nitrogen and solid ground. now stick loses.

>>738813087
Burn it.

>>738814686
now we have multiple stick atoms. stick wins

>>738814825
multiple stick particles. we cannot defeat stick

bring about the heat death of the universe
problem solved

how about we make evil clone of stick on our side? a metal stick?

>>738814966
then stick burn people, stick win

perhaps we can reason with it?

chuck it into the sun

>>738815059
>stickfag not knowing what the heat death of the universe is

>>738815014
Then there 2 stick, stick win

>>738814966
now universe is cold and stick cannot be burned. stick still wins

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>>738814846
See, the problem is identifying when the stick is no longer a stick. When it is just a bunch of atoms or particles it isn't a stick, it's just what it is. Sure those atoms and particles can make a stick, but they can also make up ice cream.

It's as simple as burning it, it's fucking wood after all

>>738813087
Let the great council of krypton sentence the Stick to an eternity in the phantom zone and launch the stick along with general zod into space trapped in the phantom zone.

>>738815238
if atoms can make a stick the stick wins

>>738815299
stick still exists in the phantom zone

Perhaps we could try cellular recompisition, then there would be not atoms left from stick, people win

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>>738815344

>>738815393
And? It's in the fucking phantom zone...kneeling before zod

>>738815344
we are atoms
we are stick?
stick wins.

>>738815248
no. OP thinks it gives the stick superpowers

>>738815494
but stick still exists

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>>738815521

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>>738815476

beat yo meat

>>738815521
The next rule of the Internet shall be "ye stick will always win" because this retarded site can't figure it out.

GUYS I GOT IT,
a pure vacuum means there is no atoms, there can be nothing in a pure vacuum,

>>738815566
...in the phantom zone

>>738815631
PEOPLE WIN

>>738815612
it does.
stick alway win.

>>738815631
I think anon found the answer

burn stick

>>738815683
PEOPLE?

>>738815635
yet it is still real

>>738813087
Your thread sucks. You burn the stick then it is no longer a stick.
/Thread

>>738815631

Retard here but how do we make one?

>>738815631
Could a pure vacuum work

>>738813087

>>738815631
but if we have to put the stick in the pure vacuum then it is no longer a vacuum

>>738815755
Your lies have been debunked, read the thread.

>>738813087
turn the stick into a small piece of paper so it is no longer stick

>>738815753
Define reality, time and space in the phantom zone

>>738815797
We need something powerful enough to suck everything out of a single area
Like a black hole, you can make those with a particle accelerator GUYS WE FOUND THE ANSWER WE BEAT THE STICK

>>738815895
paper is now made of stick essence

>>738815830
A pure vacuum will pull the stick out of existence like a black hole but smaller

>>738815963
but its not a stick so stick loses

>>738815933
WE BEAT STICK

>>738813087
Whoh, whoh guys. you're going about this all wrong. you cannot defeat the stick. But you can BURY IT!

>>738816010
but matter cannot be destroyed

>>738816013
YES WE BEAT IT

>>738815909
explain the phantom zone i dont read comics

wait a minute
stick cannot do anything
therefore there is no need for defeating stick
because if it can't do anything it also can't win

>>738816038
>>738815299
Same problem as my phantom zone theory...it still exists

>>738816080
You're right, but what happens to matter that enters a black hole (pure vacuum)
We dont know but it's never seen again

Throw it in a black hole

>>738816203
the black hole turns the matter into hawking radiation

>>738815631
GUYS STOP THINKING WE JUST BEAT THE STICK

>>738816203
maybe stick will be sent to the past and establish a new wood order
stick win every time

>>738814846
>Stick atoms
Fucking kek
Just throw it into a black hole or send it into another dimension. A dimension full of sticks

>>738816203
Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it's not there. The stick is still out there.. waiting.

How about anti-matter? will OP claim photons still made from stick?

>>738816299
But Hawking radiation is like sound waves and radio waves, they are no longer anything like stick, PEOPLE WIN

>>738816461
OP here, anti matter seems to be the only solution but how do we get anti matter

God I like to see people being smart on 4chan

>>738815393
Phantom zone is not our universe. Stick cannot win if no contact can be made unless the sticks purpose is to not make contact. Brainwash the stick into fighting against the stick even if it wins it will lose because it's purpose is now to lose so if it wins it loses so it wins which mean it loses in the end

>>738816504
Stick is beat

>>738816630
We already beat the stick

>>738816194
Yeas, but it is contained. It cannot use any of its evil stick powers.

>>738816558
after much thought, stick wins.

>>738815797
>but how do we make one
Any small enough limited space can be a pure vacuum. Like the space between atoms. The smaller it is the easier it is for it to be one.

>>738816630

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Phantom Zone
Official Name
The Phantom Zone
Aliases
Ghost Zone, Limbo, Hyperspace, Underworld, The Land of No Return
Location Details
Universe
Earth-One · New Earth · Prime Earth · Donnerverse · Smallville (TV Series) · Man of Steel (Movie)
First appearance
Adventure Comics #283
(April, 1961)

Table of Contents
The Phantom Zone is an interdimensional realm outside the normal space/time continuum. It is a barren and insubstantial null area absent of any physical material. There is only one native denizen to the Phantom Zone, the enigmatic and powerful entity known as the Aethyr.
History

The Phantom Zone is an interdimensional realm outside the normal space/time continuum. It is a barren and insubstantial null area absent of any physical material. There is only one native denizen to the Phantom Zone, the enigmatic and powerful entity known as the Aethyr. All cause and effect that occurs within the zone does so at Aethyr's capricious whim. People who travel into the negative zone are no longer corporeal and exist only as psychic phantasms of their true selves. Though their minds and personalities remain intact, they can no longer physically interact with any other being. This includes direct physical contact as well as the power of speech. Communication within the Phantom Zone is done so by telepathy. As the Phantom Zone exists outside of space/time, those within it are no longer subject to the rigors of age or illness, rendering them effectively immortal – and they also require no sleep, food or air.

>>738817019
So we would have to cut the stick down to unimaginabley small sizes for it to work

>>738815631
But is impossible to make a vacuum like that.

I think we have done one that leaves 100 molecules per centimeter

>>738816080
Actually it can. That law of reality is more of a guideline than an absolute

>>738817348
Fuck it then fuck the stick,
Put that shit in a magicians hat and it's gone
People win

>>738817160
even better - make the stick unimaginably small, smaller than atoms, maybe sub-particle size
and since the stick is made of atoms, if it's gonna be smaller than atoms, then it won't be a stick anymore because it couldn't be made of atoms no more
>drops the stick

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>>738813087
Go to parallel universe
Retrieve anti-matter stick
Introduce to Stick
Watch the annihilation.

>>738817662
and how can we compress all that matter into a space smaller than an atom,?

>>738817662
so like make a stick out of electrons and then say its not a stick anymore?

>>738814033
So you are that kind of faggot

>>738817963
we could BARELY create an anti-matter hidrogen atom for 15 minutes.

that much atoms would be crazy

>Shove the stick in your mom's asshole
>Stick gets lost in the infinity of her asshole

We beat the stick

>>738818042
>>738818095

With enough energy if we compress the mass of the stick to a sufficiently small space beyond its Schwarzschild radius, it's going to collapse and form a small black hole consuming the stick and compressing it even further. Then it's going to emit the Hawking radiation and since the black hole is so small it's going to get annihilated and disappear.
Stick beaten.

>>738813087
Why dont we leave this planet and forget sticks existed?

things exist because we recognize them.

>>738813087
turn it into paper then print some shit off deviantart on it. Its morale will be so low it will surrender.

>>738818722
so we deny Stick exists?
Stick has no power
voldestick
people
people win?

Eat stick, poo in ocean. Stick defeated.

>>738818042
>>738818714
>how can we compress all that matter
And here you go - your stick beating contraption. Think of it as a large onahole.

We befriend stick

>>738818714
technically this only makes the stick more powerful, as now it exists in black hole form with all of the matter still technically existing.

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>>738819053
>fug, forgot to attach the picrel

>>738818714
how can we compress that mass?

you would need to compress mount everest to the size of 1 nanometer to have a black hole, a stick would need to be compressed waaay further, and the energy required to do so doesnt exists, nor method.

So probably ur civilization cant beat a simple stick, maybe in the future.

>>738819044
exactly.
what stick?
stick has lost.

it worked when I was younger. surely it still will.

Let stick get gf then cuck stick

>>738819052
Winnar

Break the stick into smaller pieces, it is no longer a stick but a bunch of twigs. Then wrap it up with string and it is now a faggot like OP.

>>738815494
Phantom Zone doesn't have the best track record. Sticks escapes with Zod. Stick wins.

>>738819102
it doesn't consist of atoms anymore, hence by atomic definition of the stick - no stick

>>738819282
instead of one enemy, now you have many. its like fantasia

>>738819052
fish eat poop, we eat fish that had poop of stick, stick is now inside of us. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT?

>>738819282
Walzo

>>738816152
>explain the phantom zone i live in a Mongolian cave
Fixed for you

>>738819408
If we absorb stick, we defeat it and gain it's power

>>738819162
see >>738819053 >>738819134

>>738813087
KILL IT WITH FIRE

the stick is fake news

>>738814033
next thing you know you've pledged your allegiance to the stick

It's a master statesman

Diplomacy is war by other means and stick has us completely outgunned.

>>738819609
Your real dad is fake news

>>738819380
stephen hawking would argue that the information contained in the stick still exists even though its a black hole. stick still wins.

go create antimatter and annihilate stick plx

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Let these two deal with it

>>738815841
No need. Already /thread

>>738819672
how can something be real and fake at the same time?

>>738819541
that shit doesnt makes matter smaller, it accelerates the particles of its vacuum and collides them, matter cant be destroyed there.

>>738815238
so everything can be stick, stick win

we never stood a chance

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I say, this stick is now a sword. Hence it cased its stick ways. Behold, the power of words.
>waterfalloftippedfedorasfallingfrommyhead.jpg

lets not talk about the stick anymore

>>738819214
Kek

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>>738814033
Keked and Checked

only way to beat stick destroy the English language "stick" no longer exists

Bury it. Water it. Wait till a tree grows out of it.

>be me, year 42019
>finally figure out how to beat stick
>go back to prehistoric time
>fuck tree
>fuck every tree that ever existed
>become stick great granddaddy
>go back
>kill myself before I can time travel
>tree no longer exist
>browse le 4chins as a ghost
>shitpost about my raging wood fetish
>mfw no one knows what wood is
Stick always win

The only way to beat the stick is to ignore it and not respond when it tries to bully you.

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ugh reddit killed the thread but couldn't kill stick.

perhaps reddit likes cute women?

>>738813087
Burn it?