ITT: We describe game poorly (last one died) >have wife >die

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>>738812631
Painkiller

>>738813845
nope

That's Shadow of Mordor.

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>>738814143
yup

>be detective
>become ghost detective

>>738812631
>work in underground top secret facility
>boss decides to fuck shit up and blow up everything
>save yourself with unfinished project and gain control over time
>spawn in past and work your way towards the event to save your bitch

>start lots of fire
>start big fire
>do it again

>>738814371
Mudered Soul Suspect

>>738814371
That game that was free on xbox
First Suspect Something

>>738814397
Quantum Break?

>>738814493
Yesssir

>kill demons
>dancing
>king crazy

OP here

>word blows up
>drink vodka
>kill monsters

>>738814397
starcraft ?

>>738814675
persona?

>>738814692
Metro 2023 or whatever

>>738814784
yepyepyep

>do shit everyday
>piss on people

>delivery guy
>get shot
>wake up
>change course of history

>>738814590
>>738814703
nope, bit older game

>>738814751
Which one tho

>>738814888
Postal/Postal 2

>>738814947
4?

>I need vodka
>ching chong with sword
>america bitches
>Nazi scientist

>>738814956
yee

>>738814897
new vegas

>>738815009
black ops zombies

>>738814397
half life

>>738815031
bingo

>>738812631
The darkNess

>>738815055
Yup

>>738814371
Yu yu hakusho:dark tournament

>old dude
>put balloon on people
>army grows

>>738812631
fucking shadow of morodor how is that description even bad

>Black and white
>spider
>Sister
>Break that glass

>>738814988
Theres like 6 persona 4s tho

>>738815081
nope
>>738814590
is was on a good trail but game was released 2007

>Gandhi the warlord

>>738815009
Shadow Warrior?

>kill nazis
>sit around for 14 years
>kill nazis

>cyka

>>738815223
fuck, ive only played 5

>>738815277
wolfenstien?

>>738815233
Civ 5

>>738815298
Csgo

>>738815179
Metal Gear, anything with Big Boss.

>>738815232
Timeshift

>>738815236
Nope

>>738815179
Mgs5

>Play as Spaceship with legs
>Blow shit up and get money
>Old

>>738815356
Yes

>>738815329
which one?

>>738815298
Metro or CS GO
>>738815329
Yep

>>738815358
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

>wake up
>ship goes boom
>rescue captain
>dies anyways

>>738814473
Dark souls?

>>738815331
Which Civ did it first happen in?

>>738815305
Its persona 4 dancing all night

>wizard
>collect CRYSTALS
>collect enough crystals and you get a shield!

>>738815444
CSGO

>>738815461

One of the mass effects

>>738815465
praise the sun

>>738815365
Bingo

>>738815445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrh5h9acg8

>Famous sport series
>California
>2000s

>build car
>drink beer
>pump sewage

>>738815440
old blood?

>>738815556
California games

>>738815522
Heretic

>>738815461
mass effect 2

>>738815560
My summer car

>be me
>female blonde blue eyes
>doggo is weapon
>stalkers:
>retard
>hoe
>alchemists
>castle
>ps2

>>738815620
Nope

>>738815560
my summer car

>>738815584
new order

get crystal, build/repair towns, kill genie.

>Don't cut

>>738815620
California Games is an 80s game dillweed

>Space station
>It blows up
>Big villain flies away
>Lose all abilities
>Ground recon required
>Regain abilities
>Fetch quest and back tracking required

>>738815637
>>738815667
bingo

>>738815560
easy. Garfield two: the tale of two kitties.

>>738815482
Aid Meyers civilization revolution

>Named after some old game
>Work for space company with brother
>In apartment
>jk it's a spaceship
>kill slimey black things
>get keys to blow up spaceship or something

>best soundtrack of 2017
>red
>go to sleep

>Real strong.
>Cause trillions of dollars of architectural damage.
>Literally luckiest man on earth.

>space
>pew pew
>flying
>" fucked your mom fag"

>drug addict
>has to save girl
>girl dies

>>738815680
Rise of legends.

>Paralax Scrolling
>Hard as balls
>First boss is Shin

>>738815747
prey?

>>738815747
Prey 2017

>>738815796
GTA 4 Lost and Damned?

>>738815813
nope.

>>738815536
just realized that could be 2 or 3, didn't get how alike they are in that way

>>738815791
Any Halo game
>>738815843
yes

>>738815756
DOOM4?

>>738815747
Prey

>Play as marmet
>have lil robot friend
>fuck everything up with a wrench despite huge arsenal

>>738815716
very close

>>738815701
Super negroid, hands down. Favorite game growing up, love it

>>738815847
nope but close

>>738815862
Its on ps4 so no

>>738815938
ratchet and clank ez

>>738815938
Borderlands

>be exile to a hostile continent
>kill shit and help people
>find the guy who exiled you
>kill that guy

>>738815899
Nope doom4 came out in 2016

>>738815682
duke nukem

>>738815701
>>738815955
>Super negroid
Fucking kek. Super metroid

>Do you like hurting people?
>WubwubwubWUBwub

>be sent into outside world because of shipping mix up
>come back after saving humanity only to be shown the door

>Come on!
>Fiyaaaa!
>Beep beep beep
>UWAAAA

>>738815997
what no

Be Luigi.
Literally suck.
Save Mario.

Sit in corner with m16 with claymore infront of you

And scream FUCK every 2 seconds

>>738816029
hotline miami

>>738815970
So Destiny?

>>738815461
Halo

>>738815850
Tbh I barEly remember them but I know you save captain Shepherd multiple times

>>738816043
luigi's mansion

>>738815938
Ratchet&Clank?

>>738816043
Mario is Missing.

>>738816091
>>738816041
fuck meant to reply

>>738816098
Heh

>be like 10
>niggers try to take over world
>all wearing hats
>catch them with different gadgets

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>>738815985
Dead on friend

>>738816000
One of the metroids but not super
>>738816049
Yeah

>>738816046
any call of duty multiplayer

>blow up walls
>kill your colleagues
>use drones

>>738816177
NigNog Rider Deluxe Edition

>>738816037
OG fallout

>>738815556
No one gonna guess again

game within a game
dude named after a whale teaches you to play
oh shit, can't stop playing game within the game

>>738816041
>>738816029
Last line sounds like something claptrap would say so any borderlands

>Some sort of treasure hunter
>Get hired by corporate rich dude to seek weird vault thing
>Oops, turns out he wanted to use it to kill people

>>738816230
Ya

>>738816063
Right you are sir.

>>738816256
borderlands 2

>>738816177
Ape escape

>>738816177
ape escape

2ez

>>738816091
Kek

>Save Neighbors

>>738816241
.hack?

>be dad
>do dad stuff
>kids know your secret

>>738815796
no one gonna guess this?

>>738816256
borderlands: tps

>>738816058
Close hint its trash

>mom's a ho
>makeout with every girl in school
>befriend crazy hobos

>phase through walls and floors
>chase gay lover
>steal gems
>run from a doofy robot
>fish for amphibians
>save your friends by murdering them in cold blood
>turn super saiyan and kill a tentacle monster
>win

>>738816330
octodad

>>738816358
Bully

>>738816358
A good game

Far Cry 3

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>>738816319
dingo dongo

>>738816349
So look Destiny right?

>>738816301
Ye

>>738814888
>not mentioning beheading people with a shovel

>>738816404
bingo

>>738816295
ehhhhh close ish
>>738816347
yes

>>738816330
Octodad?

>>738816389
FFXV