Did this a few hours ago, but got 404. I want to die /b/. I

Call your mom and ask her how her day was.. also check'Em

>>738778931
Bite off own arm

alone

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>>738778931
Why do that? lame

>>738778931
Tie weights to razor wire. Put weights on lap while sitting. Tie razor wire around thighs. Stand-up.

Keep living. That'd be the most painful imho

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Vertically cut all limbs, then stab heart

>>738778931
You have nice facial skin and facial features dude, if you work out and lose the fat, you will be golden!

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>>738779400
dubs of truth

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>>738779400
Honestly, if I could grow a beard like that it's all I'd be looking at lol

Cut off dick and slit jugular vein

>>738779087
Best thing to do.

plugged in toaster/microwave in bath

Screwdriver in your eye and headbut the wall

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don't op we love you !!1!!!

Hang yourself

Use the old trusty gun -in-mouth trick

Do some exercise but dont turn on your fan

>>738778931
Stop fucking with the summer friends idiot. You will get this shit deleted again as well,

Give us weapon options op

Puncture your own lungs

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>>738778931
All should recognize the true King

Don't do it. Cut your hair. Go to gym. Go out meet some people. Look for a job and earn some money. It's never too late bro, you can change yourself faster than you could imagine and you can leave it all behind you. I believe in you

You know that tall building in Dubai? Jump off it

Don't do it.

Period

>>738780006
not very painful

>>738780006
Waisted

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how about some kind of really dangerous selfie thing ?

>>738778931
you'd look good thin, and you don't have receding or thin hair so you could do anything you want with it as well

shape and sculpt my boy, it worked for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0VoHE2a6zQ

link very related

Shove an ac powered dildo up yer ass and shake it untill you bleed to death. This oughta hurt

Do a backflip

starve to death

Douse yourself in gasoline and light it

>>738780244
Roll

Workout every morning and night. Go on a diet, you could look great

>>738780332
reroll

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>>738778931
Chug as much bleach as you can...that should be fucking awful.

>>738780306
roll

or maybe you just want the attention and post pic of yourself you fat fuck, you could have already done it

Light yourself on fire, then jump off of a bridge.

Spend the next 10 years of your life bettering yourself.

Try to run a marathon

>>738779308
truth

Light yourself on fire

>>738780006
So close to quad

scaphism

Cut your Dick

Love your self and everyone. after that you can die.

>>738778931
Keep living and die by natural causes when you are 90 years old, that's the worst acumulated torture you can possible get...

>>738778931
Send me that FFXIV poster and then do it.

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Drink bleach while punching your own dick

light ur beard on fire

Lose weight and get six-pack

>>738780820
roll for this

>>738780867
reroll for 999

>>738780907
now 999

>>738778931
grab 3 knives: with the first one impale your penis, second your arm, third neck

>>738780867
not real, fake pic
fucking summer fag retards bringing in the cancer

Work out, everyday 1 hour in the morning, 1 hour before you go to bed.
Military diet everyday for 3 months. No junk food.
Every morning make this smoothie :

Juice of your liking, banana, kiwifruit, strawberries, and honey. Blend until smooth. Succulent, summer-ripe blueberries burst with flavor in this delicious smoothie. Skip the sugar or artificial sweetener for a healthier pick; the fruit makes it naturally sweet.

>>738780820
roll

Most painful? Just keep living faggot. That or take a page from the movie seven. Sew your asshole tight and eat yourself to death.

>>738780971
reroll for this

>>738780820
roll.

>>738780749
reroll for this

>>738780987
Roll

>>738780820
LOL roll!

>>738779954
Are you blind? He's way too fat to go anywhere

>>738778931
go to a local zoo and punch through some snake's glass containment, you get cut by the shards AND possibly poisoned.Win x Win

>>738778931
fag, write a story. you'll be the next george RR martin after he dies of heart disease

Burn yourself to death with gasoline

Start bodybuilding and die by steroids

Cut your eyes out and slit your troat

>>738780971
This

>>738780113
>nothing of value
what

Destroy the universe

>>738780472
Can confirm drinking bleach is the worst way to go

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>>738778931
mama mia is time to dieee

Go to an antifa riot and yell: fucking niggers takin our jobs

Keep living you fat fuck

>>738780971
this

>>738778931
lose weight nerd don't die. and call your mom too

>>738780971
roll

eat untill stroke

Ye drink bleach plis

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>>738778931
this cuck pretending to be me.

>>738779308
Sage

put yourself in a woodchipper feet first.

Slowly dissolve yourself in a vat of acid.

>>738781413
reroll

>>738781182
rollllllllll

>>738780820
Rerolling

Suicide by cop make sure it's on TV I gotta see that shit

>>738781448
Trying for trips

don't worry... keep eating the way you are and you are dead soon

>>738781449
Reroll 2x

>>738781578
This is true

>>738778931
Fucking shit. Call your mom go to barber train hard get a job. Ur a real faggot if u kill yourself. Change yourself it happens faster than you believe

Call 991 telling them you have a bomb.

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>>738778931
Yes Goy do it

>>738781697
roll

watch whole big bang theory, kill yourself when you end the whole show.

>>738780820
roll

Join ISIS, tie a bomb to yourself and kill as many terrorists as possible...

>>738778931
Bruh I've seen 737777777 quads aint shit

>>738780820
roll for this 2x

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Hey Goyim, just your local Jew here asking why you don't acknowledge my 6 GORRLILAN? I mean its only 8 SEPTILIAN, what are you Goys racists?? I hope not because if you are you won't be able to accept my 13 CENTILLION. Let me know what you Goys think. Sholom.

>>738778931
Light yourself on fire.

It's simple and the most painful.

>>738779308
UNDER RATED POST OF THE YEAR, SAY HI TO THE SCREEN CAP

>>738780820
roll again