What do I say? I'm a stupid 5'9 guy who's on antipsychotics.

"I'm a stupid 5'9 guy who's on antipsychotics."

>>738772201
not much, chilling. im eating a taco, want some? haha

>>738772201
wht you want date or nudes? then ill help you

>>738772377
I want a date, possibly sex.

>>738772434
not much. you up to anything interesting today?

>>738772201
im good. so tell me a fun fact about yourself?

>>738772201
op wont deliver

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>>738772497

>>738772201
Good. My name is Kevin. I bet yours is Amanda. am i right? ;)

>>738772201
"Send me the nudes bitch. Quit playing hard to get cunt. Haha, but seriously,very send the nudes".

>>738772774
So much make up
Meh

>>738772774
no reply yet? i dunno op, find a new one

>>738772322
this

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>>738772774

>she never asked you what you were doing, she asked how its going.

"not much" is a fucking 250% spaghetti response, you failed at the first hurdle.

just give up.

>>738773374
lol

>>738773374
he was done the second he posted here so calm down

I met my wife on Omegle

>>738773518
My wife's left me Gary.

Op don't worry about sperging too much as long as you keep it to a minimum she won't notice. Girls are very stupid just keep that in mind.

>>738772774
It's going okay. I was on the internet today and heard something crazy, what's your take on it? Apparently the Jew's are controlling the media :o

>>738773646

your wives left you? muhammed I told you 10 times not to have more than 7 wives or they will leave your poor ass.

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>>738773775
>Girls are very stupid just keep that in mind.

And yet, they can spot a stuttering reject a mile away.

>"Hey how are you today?"
>"N...not m-much, thanks, and you?"

This is a rekt thread already

>>738772201
Just post..

"Im not good at this whole tinder messaging thing, want to meet up tonight?"

>>738772201
let get straight to it, wanna fuck?

>>738773955
>wife's
>niggers thing that putting an apostrope and an s on something makes it a plural
>not a contraction like wife has

Shoulda stayed in school Jamal you know they give out free food to your kind there

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She hasn't responded. Should I go for the big hurrah?

>>738774359

you already fucked up.

>>738774359

Best to just delete the conversation and forget you fucked up so badly in the first place.

delete this thread too while you're at it, really, you've just wasted am hour of your pathetic life.

>>738774359
No. You can send 2 texts without response in quick succession 1-3 mins apart not 21 minutes apart, retard.

>>738774359
just say "listen, i only wanted to be freinds and fuck. not much to ask. guess ill just jumpp infront of a train. your the 10th pperson today to stop talking, so i see your just like every other girl

>>738774519
this. shes done, no sex from her. may as well have some fun now. see if you can get pitty tits. start with thius

>>738774519

lmao. write this.

>>738774625
+1

>>738774359
I really do think I'm finally going to fucking kill myself today.
Shit shit shit, sorry wrong person.

>>738772201
>I'm a stupid 5'9 guy who's on antipsychotics
say exactly that

>>738774519
this is pathetic. im gonna hope you're pretending to be this much of a loser

>>738772201
>5'9
Manlets should not reproduce. Kys already.

>>738774781
its called fucking with her faggot. OP fucked up, no recovery from that. its now time to have fun. its not what i would actually say if i was serious/ lrn to /b/

>>738774781
you must be new here
>>738774519
>>738774519
do it

>>738774359

write this to her;

>>738774519

>>738774781

if you are actually that stupid, please leave mongol weeb.

op where the fuck youat

>>738772201
WHAT THE FUCK!
I POSTED THAT LINE LAST NIGHT IN A THREAD SIMILAR
HOLY FUCK

>>738772201
why do I find this so cute? omg

I want to slide 2 of my fingers deep inside that pussy and play with that g-spot. Meanwhile in my mouth your clit is being tickled with my tongue.

>>738774359
Do it, pussy

Write "Let me pin you down and slowly slide my balls into your mouth where you can keep them warm and perch them above your tonsils like delicate bird eggs."

>>738774810
You should kill yourself instead

>>738772201
Straight up i know that chick

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Since OP fucked up I'll start my own:

What do I say to this broad she has shit eye vision and could be detrimental to passing my 20:20 vision down to my children

>>738779275
Maybe she has the inner eye faggot. Maybe she doesn't need to see to "see". Become one with the pylon of zenith.

>>738779275
reckon you could spot my cock from a foot (thats 12 inches, moron!!) away? let us fetch some wine from the store and swill our mouths with it before you slip my little pink worm into your mouth

OP here. She found out about the thread thanks to some faggot here. That was my one chance at pussy. Im going to an hero and theyll call the cyberpolice on you niggers.

>>738779562
Zenith doesn't exist.

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>>738772322
checked and keked

>>738779275
Let me punch you in the eyes i heard that might fix it

>>738780005
Real OP back in here. Should I send this?
>>738772322

>>738780354
Duh

>>738780354
ya

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>>738780481
>>738780474

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Landwhale checking in. Do I have any limits?

>>738774734
This

>>738780861
Say....if you suck dick as well as you scarf down food, I think we can make whatever this is work.

>>738772201
you fucking pussy just send this>>738772322

>>738780714
maximum kek

what's your favourite fucking position? this is a game of truth or dare.

>>738780861
Im gonna punch you in those fat titties if i ever see you irl bitch

>>738780714
haha shes prolly busy just chill and wait for a response

>>738782400
WINRARR

say "i love chubby girls. you're so much of a better fuck. just love the feeling of a girl on top grinding my dick hard and fast whilst their big titties bounce in front of me. what do you like?"

>>738782400
SAY IT

>>738782400
>>738780861
Dont be a pussy op

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>>738782528
>>738782491

>>738780861
Bump for this. dubs should decide.

Roll for >>738774734

Dubs get

>>738782612
Noodz ??

>>738774734
Reroll

>>738779275
Noodz?

>>738782612
I like my women lactating ;P

>>738782738
Roll

i think id like to fuck you.

>>738782733
WINRAR

>>738782612
To kiss em better afte

>>738782612
Why not baby? Daddy like it a little ruff B')

>>738782885
Roll

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>>738782733

>>738782885
Rolling

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>>738772201
is she a fuckin zombie

>>738782612
You got a good one here. She likes it rough.

>>738782948
Wrong chat u fucking mongoloid

>>738782948
sorry i meant to say papi like it rough ;)

>>738782612

i dont want to play hard to get. all i wanna do is lay you on your back and eat your pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner. when does the buffet open?

>>738782948
i gotta see if they are truly punchable

>>738783102
say this

>>738783142
Roll

>>738783102

roll

>>738772201
What app is this? Was wondering for a while.

>>738783086
Rolling

>>738783086
Say thiss

>>738783102

Any updates

>>738783310
Roll

>>738783102
sayyyy

>>738783086
Rolli

>>738783142
Rolling

>>738783102
this.

>>738782948
Lemme smack dat whilst watching Bionicle: Mask of Light: The Move fam

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>>738783488

>>738783488
WINRAR

>>738783488
nice dubs but *Movie

>>738783488
sounds like something a 13 year old says.

>>738783739
welcome to summer

Op start another chat

Stop sending messages to my GF! REEEEEE

What app is that?

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We might have lost her

How much will you pay me for punching me in the dick you old faggot? "Followed directly with in a new line" Sorry wrong chat.

>>738784263
Rolling

>>738784242
probably eating give her time

>>738784263
you're a retard.

>>738784356
Why? Why?

>>738784503
it isnt funny, clever or provocative. just makes op look like an idiot and she'll ignore.

>>738784610
You sound like a cuck.

>>738784610
OP is already a idiot

>>738784888
she doesnt know that.

>>738784947
that's why we're trying to let her know that OP def is an idiot

>>738784784
the point of these threads should be to get op laid or nudes, not to say one line that only an autistic virgin would find funny, and fuck it all up you retard.

>>738784327
Kek

>>738785174
I bet you're one of those guys that finds girls attractive, faggot

>>738785518
guilty as charged.

>>738785174
you're whats ruining 4chan. no one wants to have fun or laugh like the old days. the ONLY concern is porn. newfags i swear

>>738785783
this

>>738785783
> should get noodz
> all you care about is porn

Uh, k?

/b/ is probably not a good place to ask for dating advice. Many of the people here have poor social skills and are inexperienced sexually. It is very unlikely that you will get any guidance here.

Hope this helps,

-- Gary

>>738785929
i never said anything about getting nudes. you just join summerfag?

>>738786207
Shut up Jerry

>>738785783
hard to have a laugh when what's being said isnt funny. how long you been browsing /b?

>>738786351
ive been here since 2006. and whats funny is the reaction. if you want amateur nudes theres like 8 threads for all the other newfags and horny teens.

>>738786351
most true /b/tards went to /pol/ when the cuckening happened

>>738786318
It's "Gary". With a hard "G".

Hope this helps,

-- Gary

>>738786642
show me how hard it is

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>>738786474

>>738786474
ok one year more than me. but you actually need to get reactions.....starting with shit isnt gonna achieve anything you dumb fuck.

>>738786681
I will rape you viciously tonight.

>>738782612
dubs says you send dick pic to sarah and emily.

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story?

>>738786681
if i give you a hamburger will you be my sex slave?

>>738786681
"Sorry, let me start over and buy you dinner. All the dinners"

>>738783739
>>738783790
FUCK YOU MASK OF LIGHT IS A CLASSIC

>>738786845
This

>>738786746
Roll

>>738786681
tell her youre sorry, just just wanted to see if your harpoon was big enough to kill this great white whale

>>738783488
WINRAR

>>738786746
GOOOOOOOOOO DICE ROLL

>>738787002
BARREL ROLL

Katie, what's your favourite fucking position. I imagine you like to be smashed from behind whilst getting your hair pulled. Tell me I'm wrong and I'll know you're a liar.

>>738786679
KEK

--Garys brother Lary

>>738786746
Cmon this

>>738786739
kek it was the newfags "trying to get pussy and nudes" that fucked op over. just go to the horny teen threads bud. you belong with the 14-16 year old crowd. maybe see if you like traps like a little fag?

>>738787105
roll

>>738787002
DUBS.
ok now do it.

>>738787135
larry ask gary if he wants to have a 4 some with ylou guys, me and my brother barry

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You replied 2 days later. It's over.

>>738787135
Oh, hey Lar, what's up? You and Barb get the BBQ invite?

Hope this helps,

-- Gary

First off you are never "just chilling" even if you have no friends you are out doing something. Second, as soon as the conversation gets interesting you stop the conversation otherwise she will remember the awkward ending of a convo. Third, she doesn't know you, when you ask her to hangout get a friend involved and she will say yes because she feels safer. Fourth, don't over do the compliments but make sure you are using them and using them right. Example "that dress looks good on you" wrong. "You look good in that dress" right. It's subtle but it makes a difference. Fifth, if you get stuck let me know.

>>738787320
Oh, Hey Gary this is your neighbour Sayeed i forgot to bring lawn mower back, i'll bring it tomorrow.

with love -- Sayeed

>>738787105
this

>>738787275
It would have to be a 5some becasue our cousin Harry is here. Me you Gary Barry and Harry. BTW whats your name?

>>738786681
dude, you not gonna believe what chick i gonna fuck today
...
sorry wrong chat

>>738787105
duubsss

>>738787320
Yes, we would be happy to attend

-- Larry

>>738787479
im jerry and when i was a kid i was molested by ugly Pery

>>738787491
this