Prostitute stories I'll Start >Be me >Last night

OP here

>A few minutes pass and I'm ready so I ask if she will ride me
> "I don't get on top, Anon"
>This really fucked up my plan because I know that if I'm the one in control that I'll fuck up due to my inexperience
>She lays down and spreads her legs for me, I move between her legs and she guides me in
>It's hard for me to feel anything because of the thick as fuck condom, I can only feel pressure and very little warmth
>I put both my arms to the sides of her head to hold my upper body up as a start to pump into her
>She wraps her legs around my lower waist/ass area
>Watching her tits jiggle with each thrust until I hear her make this half assed little "mmh"
>Look at her face and her eyes were closed and lips pursed and it's blatantly obvious that she would rather be anywhere else
>This really bothers me and kills any momentum I had towards orgasm
>I mean I just paid her, the least she could do is pretend to be enjoying herself
>I ask her if we can switch to doggystyle so I won't have to keep looking the deadpan monotonous face she's making
>This was the biggest mistake I made, where it became really apparent just how much of a beta virgin I was
>I pull out and she flips over for me, she's facing the only light in this dim motel room so I can really only see the silhouette of her ass

OP

>I line my dick up and push forward
> "No Anon, you're too low go up a bit"
> I line up and push forward again
> "Anon you're pushing into my taint"
> This goes on for probably around 5 minutes and for the life of me I cannot find this fucking hole
> Eventually I get so frustrated and embarrassed that I just ask if she will just suck me off
>She quickly agrees and I lay back down on the bed
>At this point the alarm that tells her when my time is up goes off but she ignores it, I assume out of pity, and she starts to give me another blowjob
>I guess the mix nervousness, embarrassment, and frustration got to me because I could not fucking cum
> I guess her jaw got tired because she started to give me a handy instead
>I was ok with this because she moved her body up to stroke my cock and I could now see and play with her tits
>After some vigorous rubbing I could finally feel my orgasm building
>Even though I had the thickest motherfucker of a condom on and I knew that my cum wouldn't actually touch her mouth, I still wanted to nut while my dick was in her mouth
>I told her that I'm close and asked if she could finish me off with her mouth
>I guess her jaw was still tired because she would start to suck and then stop for a few seconds, which made me go from almost cumming to completely dead
>This made me even more embarrassed and she went back to the handy but this time she took the condom off, which pretty much told me I wasn't allowed back in her
>Eventually I nutted and she told me to wipe my dick off and leave
>While I was putting my clothes back on she tried to make small talk, which I guess was pretty nice but I really wasn’t too interested so she stopped talking

So yeah that's the story of my experience with a prostitute

>>738726979
She looks like about a 4-5/10. I hate how easy women can have things.

>>738727210
She was the most decent looking girl I could find for $100. The rest were either too expensive, methheads, or black

I wouldn't give up after this one shitty experience. Check out some escort rating sites and join them...much better than backpage anyways.

Damn bro at least you had sex

what a fucking fag lmao ur probably gay

>>738727352
I hear you mate. Oh well, don't be discouraged. Sex is overrated. Focus on yourself. Get fit, get educated and get paid, son. Then you'll find women easier and/ or can pay for actual prostitutes. The truth is sex needs to matter. Sex with prozzies is dull because women and pussy is overrated. When a girl wants to please you or you love her, thats the ticket. If you're going to hire some hole to blow a load in, you'll have a better time just investing in a fleshlight. And for fuck sake stop watching porn. Fun story OP.

>>738727529
im a psychopath but no one knows it, i found out what you said the hard way

fucked the same girl like 5 times in a week few months back and i literally felt nothing. idk what i expected but everyone says sex is so great and stuff and i literally would probably prefer to jerk off if i dont give a fuck about the girl. shit was lame af, then she got attached to me and i told her to fuck off so she started chain smoking

18 and desperate enough to get a whore. I am disgusted by your weakness.

>>738727352
>or black

Shit anon, I felt bad for you but now I don't. This is what the 'white master race' looks like.

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>>738726979
At least you had sex, I had a bitch take 150 from me and then refuse to fuck due to scar tissue on my dick from circumcision that she claimed looked like syphilis. I've been tested before and am clean but didn't have papers right in front of me so she refused and I had to leave with fuck all.

>>738727706
I'm just not attracted to black women

>>738726979
>be 17yo beta virgin
>30 year old Asian hooker with big tits offers her services
>get hj then bj
>didn't cum cause alcohol
>wake up later with raging hard on
>go back and fuck her raw
>2 months later penis hurts
>go to doctor
>you have std lol

>>738728048
Fuck she was hot though. Short slim and big tits

>>738728048
when i lost my virginity this girl i picked up at a party and i fucked while i was high on adderall and incredibly drunk, you canm imagine how that ended

This is why you don't lose your virginity to hookers. Now you'll have to live with this memory of your first time forever. Damn you should just an hero now it'll only get worse from here. And don't get hookers anymore unless you're gonna get an actual good one, which will cost 350+ dollars. Backpage is where the doped out nigger loving whores post

>>738727416
Are you the same guy that was trying to get me to buy $1000 escorts from dirtyreview on sunday?

>>738727151
pretty sad story but you still had sex
you're not a virgin anymore, anon!

I fuck escorts regularly. Find its much less hassle then going afterslutty bar stars. Tend to be much hotter too. I only go with high end escorts though, they tend to be better in bed and not hooked on drugs. Three of the girls i see regularly let me fuck them bareback, but has only been happening after seeing them over a pperiod of a few years

>>738728363
Virginity is bullshit. Losing it doesn't mean much, and having it doesn't mean much either. You're still roughly the same person with your virginity and without it. You're not suddenly more of a man by losing it.

>>738728658

ok thanks for replying to me for some reason, random idiot. you have a stupid opinion. fuck off

>>738728264
Whiskey dick? That's how my first time ended. Didn't even penetrate

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>>738727619
You are not a phycopath just a fucking loser

>>738728274
>>738728502
I make minimum wage, I cant afford expensive whores or escorts

>>738729253
Then jack off you idiot

Or find a real girl to fuck. Why are you wasting what little money you already have on literal whores?

>>738729253
Time to get a good job then anon. The neck beards on here will tell you all kinds of shit, but the fact of the matter is that if you find a good escort that you enjoy fucking then treat her well and she will treat you like a king.

>>738729487
I normally do jack off, I just wanted to try real pussy. I'll probably never buy pussy again tho because it wasn't a good experience whatsoever

>>738729600
Dont be so dicouraged. Backpage is a hit or miss place for finding escorts. I go on a forum where reputable agencies and indy girls post. You can find some really great girls on backpage but you'll also go through a bunch of really bad ones too in the process

>fuck 8/10 Thai prostitute in Phuket
>Dick covered in red dots and get coldsores on lips month after
>Dick itches like hell
>Get blood test
>Anon you have herpes

She was hot though. Not sure if worth it.

>>738728502
Any suggestion on websites?

20 minutes away from banging filipino tranny hooker here in Australia wish me luck bros

>>738726979
Don't let this one average experience ruin you're thoughts on visiting escorts. You're 18 only fkn young bud. Ive been to many, and yes you're paying for a used hole to root alot of people look down on it. To be honest there's nothing wrong with it. Look at it this way you blow you're load and you get the fuck outta there. You never have to see or talk to the bitch ever again that's the good thing about it mate and to me that's worth paying for. with tinder and dating apps you have to go though bull shit talk nonsense and even then you may not get a root out of it. Don't let this shit exp stop u from visiting another. I've had many bad ones and good ones.

do dopewhores count?

>friend knows i haven't had any in a while
>one day brings over this girl i've never met, 7/10 skinny blonde teenage cutie
>she asks if she can 'borrow' some blues (blue=30mg oxycodone IR)
>tell her no i don't even know her
>she replies 'well would it help if i took my clothes off?'
>oh shit so that's where this is going
>go sit next to her and start making out and feeling her up
>she tells me 4 blues for a bj 8 if i want to have sex
>ilikewherethisisgoing.jpg
>they only cost me $1 each cause i've got a script, but the current street price was $15. cha-ching.
>sexytime.begin()
>about to start fucking her
>'wait you have a condom right?'
>laugh and tell her nope, making it abundantly clear raw was the only option
>she gets the message, and i see that look of resignation on her face
>she's dopesick, so what's she going to do, say no and go home sick?
>fuck her raw, cum in her, then we shoot up together afterwards

good times

>>738730049
I am from canada so i use terb.cc, there are a bunch of others that cover different parts of the country. I'm sure similar forums exist for other countries. Google is your friend

>>738727151
Why didn't she use her hand to guide your cock in ????

>>738730202
vry true. goto a brothel were u get to see them in person before you get to pick one. ive had ones lick my arse i've had ones where my condom broke i've had 8/9 otta 10's that i have paid to extra $50 to growl them out and 69er them the ones that work at brothels are cleaner then most female sluts on tinder cause they have to go for regualer check ups weekly.

>>738730245
Visited Eros but there never seems to be much selection unless you're on the coasts.

>>738730342
I don't know I could tell she wasn't that into it and I didn't want to ask for help because that would have been even more embarrassing

>> had sex with a prostitute
>> condom broke
>> Im awake at this time of the morning looking up for scientific data about HIV infection risk

life sucks

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>be 22 me
>no family left but basically pretty rich
>cant find gf that is acceptable
>got my first prostitute to fuck
>couldnt finish
>embrassed af
>still meet prostitutes but pay them to drink with me
>this is going on for 4 years now
>maybe 1-2 a day just to go to a bar and drink me with me
>because i dont wanna die alone

>>738730452
I find the best pickings tend to be in bigger cities. For me Toronto and Montreal are king. You can find them in some of the smaller cities but it can be rather sparse at times. Not much of a market for high end escorts in those places

>>738727066
>I don't get on top, Anon

What a lazy prostitute. I can see why she had to resort to doing that. Bitch couldn't have a work ethic to save her life.

>>738730663
Been there man luckily I was negative worst stress in my life. Get tested the odds are in your favour

>>738730543
She sounds like the worst prostitute ever can't even be bothered to help. Don't let it put you off sex forever. Next time grab your shaft look down find the hole ram it in.

>>738730908
I wouldn't consider Denver or Austin to be small but the selection is like a tenth of what Vegas or even Seattle seems to have

>>738730663
Chances are pretty low and they go lower if you are cut.

>>738731142
Im sure there are more, if you research more i have no doubt you'd find better pickings

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>>738728713

>>738730663
for insertive vaginal sex it's 4 per 10,000 exposures, and that's *if* she's HIV positive, which itself is very unlikely.
so HIV isn't what you should be worried about

>>738731130
do you know how much of a creepy sperglord that dude must be? can't blame her

also she's likely a cheap, high-volume-low-quality hooker, and you get what you pay for, because those are usually the ones that require a condom for a fucking blowjob. when i use prostitutes i always at least go for the $150-200/hr escorts, and none of them have ever expected me to wear a condom for head

>>738730342
how does polar bear know what apples is

>>738731876
It's not like it matters if he's creepy, she got paid to do a job she should do it well. And he said he paid $100 for half an hour so that would be $200 an hour

>>738732033
yeah he got ripped off... her looks and level of service definitely aren't worth 200/hr.

>>738728363
>>738727151
>>738727066
honestly dude, from a guy who's had more than his fair share of it, and a reputation as being FANTASTIC at it (believe me or not)

sex can get better, but none of that is all that bad. I'm sure it was annoying and unsatisfying, but the majority of sex for most people is pretty awkward, occasionally weird, etc. ESPECIALLY with a prostitute.

You're obviously young and inexperienced, but it takes two people to make sex happen, and good communication and effort to make sex good. Don't beat yourself up about it too much, even an experienced and gifted sex partner would have a hard time having good sex with someone who wouldn't be there if not for the money on the table.

Fuck sluts, effort makes good sex, get someone who loves what they do!

>>738730663
As politically incorrect as this sounds, unless you're having sex with men, or having sex with women who have had sex with men, HIV/AIDS is not what you need to be concerned with.

Antibiotic resistant gonorrhea is.

>>738730209
lyin ass motherfucker

>>738732650
prescription drug epidemic, and you think "fucked a girl for some painkillers, then we shot up together" is a story too crazy to believe?
it's disgustingly common. like it's a national crisis how common that story is.

>>738732650
i see someones never been around junkie girls

I consider myself to be the ugliest abomination on earth. Not much money either. For some reason I managed to attract 7-9/10 girls throughout the years. They wanted me so bad, but I felt like they are making fun of me or something. So I ended up telling them to piss off, leaving them in great anger and heartaches. I couldn't even fuck a whore because of how much I hate myself. So yeah, you aren't too beta

>>738727760
kek. and then you faggots have the gall to say cut > uncut.

>>738733062
I don't talk to anyone. I keep to myself.

And every single girl who has liked me has used the same god damn word to sum up my attractivess.

I'm "mysterious"

>>738733196
I can relate

>>738733196
post a pic

guys... go visit german sauna clubs.. hottesg girls you will all be able to fuck in your lifetime... and cheaper than 100 lol.. well.. the girl .. but some clubs are like palaces and you get top notch food all day

>>738733347
See
>>738733454

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>>738726979
>>738732370
^^^
this, anon.

it takes two to tango, so don't feel bad.
I've had the same problems with my now-ex-gf, more than once, and it was due to her just laying dead on the bed
it's a real turn-off.

>>738727151
Where's the love?

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>>738729950
not worth, anon.

>>738733454
You are okay dude. No reason to hate yourself.

>>738733393
seriously they are all fresh because they get smuggled from eastern eu and replaced alot.. checked for diseases regularly and everything is hygenic. It's legal and it's like you are in heaven. Cheap horehouse in germany : 30 bucks

expensive nice luxury sauna club: 50 at the entrance and 50 for an hour.


see for yourself , google the following:
acapulco velbert germany
golden time brüggen germany
you can also see which girls are there everyday

>>738733672
no one i know of ever caught something bjs were always bare, did multiple adn always get tested every 4 months even though i don't go anymore some bitches be nasty

>>738726979
>>738727066
>>738727151

Dude I'm sorry. I almost lost my virginity with a female friend the other night but I couldn't get hard enough.. I've been pretty bummed about it, so bummed that I haven't jerked off since that night but I guess what we can both take from this is that we're young and unsatisfying sexual experience will happen, we just have to move on or something like that idk

>>738728713
LOL what the fuck??

>>738733772
The good ones are always getting checks. The last escort i saw was telling me as i got dressed that she gets tested every two weeks for regular sti and every 4 months for hiv

>>738727760
I'm sorry someone mutilated your pens anon. You didn't deserve that.

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>>738728713
Holy fucking shit I actually laughed so hard after reading this, it was so random and uncalled for lmao I even took a screenshot

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>Be at bachelor party in hotel room
>booked wamen through hotel cleaning staff believe it or not
>two scuzzies show up with mega-nogger
>decent tho, didnt think the housekeeping slave would deliver
>nogger is fucking mega-nogged
>he plays some game on his phone the whole time, meh whatever
>they do the show well, even brought a collapsible pole
>dildo each other and fake climax
>we spend another like 2 grand or so on top of the strip club
>we are fucking retarded
>after some coke one of the bitches wants to suck for a hundo
>Sure
>toothiest blowjob ive ever had
>i think she did it on purpose so id tell her to spit my cock out
>put my dick away from shit/10 head
>walk over to the ice bucket and pour up another whiskey

My god Ive never been so shitty in Vegas in my life. My body hurt for a week

>>738728763
>didn't even penetrate
>first time
what!?

>>738726979
dude don't stress out about it, first couple times I got with a girl (19 at the time) I didn't even cum at all just because I was so nervous it got to me bad. Then she let me actually poke and I lost my shit haha

>thai whore house walk in with two friends go up to window and said to the guy "number 21"
>she comes out grabs my dick leads me upstairs and takes me to her room
>takes my clothes off and laughs cos my dick was small but i was just nervous cos first time with hooker
>gives me a bath with warm water, jerks me a little and gives me a nice soapy massage 10/10
>cleans herself dries me dries herself and puts me on the bed
>start of with hand job dick suddenly 7 inches cos not so nervous any more and she says in thai accent "omg soooo big, third leg" i just laughed
>puts condom on me with her mouth
>gives me the second best blow job ive ever had even with a condom on 10/10
>after 5 mins she rides me with her big tits bouncing everywhere
>get her off me and nut in her while doggy
>gives me another bath dries me cleans her self and i left
overall experience at an actual brothel in thailand was 10/10 would do again

I've been thinking about getting a escort or something but I don't have too much money like I can spend mostly 200$ I live in Toronto can you guys help me find one

The first time I had sex it was fantastic. I asked the homies if they knew any hookers. So they're setting it up and in walks this beautiful girl. We talk and she says she has a friend. We go and she asks this chick, kinda half assed. Then we drive for a bit and go to a hotel.
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We both shower, and then we start fucking, it was amazing. I give her 200$ and we go our seperate ways. Im the only tweaker in town with a car so she hits me up, and we hang out and fuck all the time. Every time we fuck now I dont pay Shit. Turns out i got a big dick,even though I am a fat beta. Gottim.

>>738734511
Terb.cc is your best bet. You might find somebody for 200 an hour but really you will be looking at around 140 - 160 half hour

>>738728048
Nothing wrong with being a 17yr old virgin. Dont fall for the feminist/ jew propaganda.

>>738727151
Don't get stressed over it , OP . Sex is way overrated than you think . I aspire to become a painter now.

>>738734584
Ballin'

>>738734738
Yea it was pretty ballin, except I fell in love with her and she has a boyfriend boyfriend and a girlfriend, gotme :(

>>738727151
>>738727066
>>738726979


Everyones first time is sucky usually. Dont even worry about it.

>>738734373
Holy shit that sounds so relaxing. Fuck strip clubs, fuck buying women $20 drinks in Vegas all night, if things ever go shitty with the gf I know my first stop.

>>738727151
You telling me my own story :O this is what i had in duitsburg (germany) my fisrt time... it whas so hot there to..

>>738732770
I went out with a couple of friends who are still i nthe emo/scene phase. I've moved on. I'm 20. A Girl 17 years old approaches me for some bubble gum weed. Street price where I live is 35$ per gram . Take he rback at my home and fuck her for 3 grams. Parents are on holidays in Spain.
Win win.

>>738734859
man it was the fuckin tits it cost about $140 australian but these girls are tested and dont fuck without condoms
also its not some crumby massage place its actually legit

>>738734927
duisburg *

>>738735089
costs only 25 euro for fuck (suck/hand-job)

so I'm thinking of fucking a hooker.
I'm not a virgin, not a beta, also not ugly. I have this chronic desease tho that's pretty much keeping me from dating.

I can take some meds/painkillers and then I'm fine for the night. But I can't take this all the time.

Already been almost a year without sex and hookers here are legal (dutch) so it seems like good idea.

The only thing I'm worried about is catching a std, I even have a higher chance to get one since my immume system is weakened by meds.

anyone have more experience with dutch hookers or any way to ensure not getting an std apart from the obvious.

yall niggas crazy. Be careful of STD's. Condoms dont protect you 100%.

I had Chlyamydia once and it sucked, even though i got it taken care of immediately. Cant imagine herpes...