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Hi /b/ You're affecting by reading this. So too late to

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hi /b/ You're affecting by reading this. So too late to keep lurking.
I'm Teddy. I'm a teddy bear, I appear every night at 3am to kill you in your sleep. The only way to avoid this is to reply to this post.
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ok Teddy ><
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>>738701954
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kill yourself instead pussy
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faggot.
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>>738702024
pls post the pusy.
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>>738701954
why the fuck would you appear "every night at 3am" to kill me?
you can kill someone only once you shithaired faggot
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hey you fat whore maybe instead you should consider the fact that nobody sleeps until 6am like wtf die
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>>738701954
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>>738702296
Hi insomniac. How's sleep?
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>>738701954
If I get dubs come and end my suffering anyway
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You kill me every night at 3am? Wow. Jesus only pulled that resurrection thing once.
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>>738702369
top kekes
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Which time zone? Do you just hop time zone to time zone? How does that work?
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>>738702316
I'm not a robot
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>>738701954
at least post a decent res dumbfuck
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>>738701954
Kekadoodle
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>>738701954
These sorts of posts take inspiration from the classic "chain letter" wherein some sort of consequence is threatened should the recipient of the letter not pass it on to one or more other persons. Of course, this is absurd since a letter, or in this case, post, cannot possibly enforce any sort of threat.

Hope this helps,

-- Gary
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>>738701954
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>>738701954
>filename
kek
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>>738701954
Lol okay you literal spurglord of a five nights at freddys enthusiast. Please actually end your life.
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>>738701954
O-ok
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>>738701954
All these threads promise I will die in my sleep.
Why am I always let down when I wake up
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>>738702521
get fucked
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please fucking kill me im begging you
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>>738701954
Give me your cummies
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>>738701954
Fag
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>>738701954
Ok
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cool
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k
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>>738701954
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>>738701954
fuckin saged you edgelord
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K
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I got u anons
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>>738701954
fck off fag
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Reeeee
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>>738701954
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>>738702796
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>>738701954
may I call you Kansas?
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>>738703094
but I was hoping this one would finally kill me
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Bitch
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>>738701954
k
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mm
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>>738701954
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k then
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not taking chances
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>>738701954
Ok. :)
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>>738703444
WINRAR
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>>738701954
So you will kill a few dozen people across the world in a minute?
Fuck you nigger.
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kys
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>>738701954
Yay I want this teddy bear kill me. U asshole
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>>738701954
pls no
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oh ok
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>>738701954
Hello
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>>738703533
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>>738701954
damn.
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>>738701954
reee
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Okay
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alright
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>>738701954
love ya
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I'm gonna tear a hole on it's back side and get some sweet teddy. Cum 'n git sum
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Sorry, I have immunity
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Phew
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god fuccing dammit
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>>738701954
ok
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>>738701954
>download.jpg
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shit
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>>738701954
Nah
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>>738701954
Fuck you nigger
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>>738701954
stop
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Night /b/
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easy now teds
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>>738702316
Fucking hell I'm paranoidp
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Cucc
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>>738701954
No stabbers, tedders
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fake
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>>738701954
Nigger
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K
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Implying I sleep at 3am
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fuck u faggot shithead
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K
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>>738701954
ok
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Ono
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ooooggogo
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>>738701954
End your life
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>>738701954
The sole reason I am replying to this post is to tell you that you are gay
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>>>/facebook/
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>>738701954
Why specifically 3am? Why not at 4am?
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Yeet
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I swear I saw an SCP like this before.
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>>738701954
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cock
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Eat shit teddy
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>>738702316

Thanks man
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>>738701954
Didn't say I couldn't call you a faggot
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k
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wow
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k
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Fuck
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Okay I guess
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Post
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>>738701954
ok
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I feel obligated
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>>738701954
i refuse... dammit
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kms
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Ff
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>>738701954
Ima throw you in a wood chipper
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>>738702316
The salt circle against plebs of /b/
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Kysnfaggot
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pleasso dont killerino mee
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>>738702024
Noice
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kkk
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Not replying to the post but to the thread. Pussy ass bear, wish a nigga would.
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Well god damn
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Aaaaaaaaaaa
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kkkkkkkk
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Oh fugg
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>>738701954
ol
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yessir
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How can you kill me every night at 3am? OP if you're going to make a bait post make it good.
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joke's on you, it's 4am where i live and also, i'm a britfag

WHAT NOW CARE-BEAR CUNT
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>>738701954
It's impressive that you can resurrect me after you killed me so you can kill me again
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>>738702316
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i'd like to get some rest tonight teddy
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Ok Teddy
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jokes on you, i'm hiv positive
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>>738701954
>I appear every night at 3am to kill you in your sleep.

if you appear every night, then how am I still alive you dumb fuck

at least learn English before you kill people you twat

here's your (you)
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he
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>>738701954
Please. I'm busy right now.
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>>738701954
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Ah, well shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>738701954
not 2nite teddi ber
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yikes
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Huh fine
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gay cancer
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i'm not scared of a teddy bear fucko
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>>738701954
Fuck off ya cunt
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>>738701954
Oh noes
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>>738701954
y tho
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miss me
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yeet
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>>738701954
Dude
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>>738701954
Gosh diddley darn that sounds like a down time
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NO FUCK
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>>738701954
No.
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ok
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Sprite is spicy water
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Who the foook are you mate?
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>>738701954
cant kill you in your sleep if your not asleep at 3
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ok
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edge
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>>738701954
fuck you shithead bear no risks
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you got me
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>>738701954
but i wanna die, lil teddy bear
what's stopping you?
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>>738702024
Lol nuges
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3AM? You'll find me wide awake, motherfucker. About three quarters of the way through my daily katana training. Should be nice and warmed up and ready to smoke some bear hams up you son of a bitch. Oh and by the way this is not a reply to this thread: this is a threat upon your life. I will doll out a swift and decisive end to your existence. You will know true helplessness as I rain down upon you like an avalanche from Everest's peak.

Come, bear... come to die.
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>>738701954
hey nibba
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>>738701954
he can I turn off my immunity?
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>>738701954
Damn
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k
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>>738701954
howdy brother
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>>738702316
Thanks!
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>>738701954
ok
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>>738701954
Okay, Teddy
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Safe
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>>738701954
k
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>>738701954
Rollng
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>>738702316
yes
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Very nice very original also cool
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ho dont step on my raf simons
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>>738701954
O
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>>738702316
Thanks anon
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I'm on night shift though...
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>>738701954
teddy i love you dont murder me pls
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>>738701954
post for safety
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ok ill do it fag
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a
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whip dab
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>>738702316
Y
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Memes
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ok
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>>738702316
Get raped teddy

https://youtu.be/OsZcoODKc50
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>>738702316
god bless you sir
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>>738702316
Here, have an organ pic
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Replying, because I don't wanna die. D:
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>>738701954
WAA
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>>738701954
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k
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okay
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