Craigslist wins. >Fucked this fatty all night >she showed

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>>738697034

Fucked this mom of 2 in 2015

>>738697034
How is this a win i thought beastiality is illegal

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fucked this hippy 3 months ago

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fucked this russian girl last July and she gave me HSV-1 - shit was not cash

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fucked this 6'4" amazoness in 2015

>>738697034
That's not a win in any sense of the word.

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fucked this thick blonde bitch Sept 2016

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fucked this obese woman in Jan 2016 and ate all the cookies in her haus kek

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fucked this fat Mexican girl in Nov 2015

Honestly she gave the best blow jobs I've ever received in my lfe

>>738697034
how does one win with craigslist?
I have no problem picking up bitches but never saw potential in CL, any tips?

Definitely a win anon. You officially have aids.

>>738697835

it's like fishing bruh

Post an ad. Don't make it too graphic or too vile.

See who bites

>>738697835

this

>>738697835
Advertise to give free massages

>housewives out the ass

>>738697034
Requesting more taco fatty nudes please

>>738697982
so you get better results by posting your own ad instead of trying to bite on bitches ads?

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Another chubby I fucked in early 2016

Pretty sure she had autism.

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Fucked this slut back in 2014, posted the pics all over the internet she was super pissed

>>738697500
lmao

>>738697832
is that her in the pic? have more?

>>738698103
Was she worth the cost? I'd fuck her into next week

>>738698046

A girl who posts an ad that isn't a hooker - you'll be #50 on her list of 200+ people who also emailed her. I kid you not, a lot of guys who contact girls who aren't prostitute proposition them with money and shit

Your chances are practically better if you post your own ad tbh. One thing that has worked well for me is posting an add for cuddling and kissing - stating in the ad how I am stressed and going through a hard time in life and need the comfort of cuddling. Girls LOVE to cuddle. And if you specify you want to kiss in the ad and they bite - you're golden. Not only do they love to cuddle, but once you start to kiss, it turns them on and you can easily manuever them into sex. This has worked for me many times.

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>>738698190

>>738698323
noted and appreciated

bless anon

>>738698103

Oh yea. I wish I could still fuck her, but she's busy doing all these X-Men movies.

>>738698410

Also - I have posted on CL about how I am a gay guy who was curious to have sex with a woman.

That also worked with surprising regularity too let me tell you

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>answer ad for mw4m
>late at night
>email suddenly pops up
>where you at?
>trade photos
>send address...on our way
>they are 20 minutes away
>send address and wait...wtf did I do?
>car pulls up
>drunk husband and little wife get out
>he's a fucking weirdo
>she heads straight to the bathroom
>he's talking shit about how hot she is
>she'll eat your ass..suck your balls...on and on
>she finally comes out
>starts rubbing my neck
>smells like jack daniels
>tits are floppy
>she pulls off my shorts and starts sucking while he jacks off
>he cums in one minute flat
>he starts bitching about leaving already
>I gotta work tomorrow..blah blah
>she just laughs and leads me back to bedroom
>fucking dude turns on my xbox and starts drinking beer
>I fucked her asshole and mouth for an hour
>he finally comes in and sez gotta go
>showered for 45 minutes to get the funk off
>she texts me all the time
>fuck that

pic related

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Fucked this homeless girl in my car Summer 2015

>>738698398
damn, it looked like someone i knew at first but its not her.

anyways, have any nudes of this fat slut?

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fucked this other thick blonde girl in 2015

man that was one hell of a fuck

>>738698644

I have a video of me playing with her tits from behind.

Too lazy to load it somewhere rn

>>738698592
Moar??

The only pussy a libfaggot can get

I hope you guys know all of you have aids

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Thsi was my weirdest CL encounter yet

She and some black guy ran a swingers club. Met her there and fucked her in her office upstairs before the palce opened. Probably did it because she wanted me to join her swingers club.

On my way out I walked through the place when their party started, it was overwhelmingly lopsided in tersm of guy to girl ration. It was 20+ guys to 1 ugly crackwhore. It was hilarious

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>>738698782

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April this year fucked this mexican mom

She said her boyfriend was in prison kek

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61 year old woman I fucked in March this year.

By far the oldest 've ever been with

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pakistani girl

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>>738698787
At least they get pussy.

Trump bought a bitch a sofa and didnt get shit.

ITT: sex addiction

>>738698958
Please more

>>738697208
Those tits make me sad

Hey dude! I am trying to hook up with some CL bitches. What should I do? I made some ads but no one has responded.

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>>738699438

>>738699212
how was it?

>>738699600
Hot. What did you have to do?

>>738699644

She never had kids, so her vag was surprisingly decent looking and wasn't worn the fuck out

>>738699660
What do you mean what did I have to do for what?

>>738699824
How did you hook up with her? What did you say, and what did she want?

>>738699212
fuck yeah love me some grannies

>mowed the lawn for a 68 year old all summer
>one day she asked me inside
>watched some tv
>asked if I liked older women
>wut
>ok. sure.
>she was nasty as fuck
>wanted to tie up my cock and slap it with a spoon
>uh...ok
>gave me a gummer

>>738699212
Would bang, you're a good dude for giving this hag some D

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>>738697328
Are you fucking retarded?

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Fucked this girl from China in October 2015

She by far had the nicest looking cleanest vag I've ever seen ever

>>738699870

Can't remember what my specific ad was - this was 2015 and I've posted a ton since then.

>>738700094

Yea man, had no idea she had that awful pit hair until she showed up to my apartment. I wasn't a happy camper when I discovered that either

She stunk really bad, I made her put on some body spray. She was mildly offended.

>>738697034
>fatty
>diet coke
>diet

Wut?

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>>738700308
Disgusting... Now, at least, you know you got AIDS from that whore.

>>738700218
I see.

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Fucked this girl September 2015

She had some kind of brain problems. She'd had like 3 brain surgeries. she wasn't right in the head, kinda off. Kinda nice though.

Her asshole was pretty hairy and one day I just texted her that I didn't want to see her again because her asshole was hairy. I died laughing at her responses xD

>2009
>blonde qt3.14 hippie
>comes to my dorm room
>roommate meets her and ducks out
>start getting hands
>rips off all her clothes
>"panties and bra stay on"
>pull my dick out of my thong
>fuck her til the cows come home
>sticks around for a quick coffee and never talked again

Good times.

>>738700450
im fat too but i only drink diet. i try to cut calories but usually fail, feels pretty good when i eat pizza knowing my soda won't add to my all ready shit diet.

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>>738700564
What was the response&?

>>738700495

I didn't get AIDS

but if you saw above, i did get HSV-1 from this Russian girl - it gave me awful ulcers too and tonsilitis along with flu like symptoms. Was the worst 2 weeks of my life >>738697500

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>>738700740
Man I got herpes too. You know it doesnt go away? Right retard ?

>>738700724

I screen capped every thing and it was hilarious. Started out with "wtf? F you!" she was super christian and wouldn't even spell out fuck

she was like why didnt you tell me i could have shaved, and for future reference for your future girlfriends dont treat them like this

I have the screen caps somewhere

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>>738700965
Show me !!!!

>>738700965
Postem

>>738700881

I am fully aware herpes doesn't go away shit head

The ulcers/flu like symptoms lasted for 2-3 weeks. Ulcers/legions in your throat are the worst, you can't eat or drink. The flu like symptoms I had made my appetite even more suppressed.

I had another out break a few motnhs ago, but no ulcers/flu symptoms returned.

>>738701068
>>738701086

Gosh I'll have to look -

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>>738701187
Go look then faggot

>>738701267

K hold on

>>738701267

Must not have saved them. FUCK. I am legit pissed I was ready to go back and look at them and lol

>>738700152
Not bad anon. I've met a few fob's too and they're always freaky sluts

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Fucked this 40 something mom of 3 with a masters degree

She's also tri racial - black, white, native american

>>738702232
moar pics anon pls

>>738702103

That's all i got.

I had to take this one surreptitiously

>>738702232
why the fuck does she have 3 degrees that seems excessive

>>738702395
I see. What pic did she use on her post or during the email exchange?

>>738702514
she is a mom of 3 - with a master's degree - learn 2 read bruh

>>738702395

she responded to my post - and she never sent me a pic, we talked over kik and she had a profile pic

>>738702543

response to you
>>738702702

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>>738702103
Forgot pic, she actually loved the camera
>>738702702
>>738702766
Well nice job regardless. I love slutty asians

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This thread makes me want to shoot my dick off.

>>738703012

slutty asians are hard to find. I've found a few.

I have found an overwhelming amount of conservative ones that are too family oriented to be out of their house for long periods of time.

>>738699212

i fucked a 53 yo once

it was nice, she was very motherly

So many bots on craigslist, its insane

>>738699600
Can you show her face or state?

>>738703271
Even so, those types are still willing to do anything. Asian sluts are the best.

i get big black dick all the time

>>738699212
I fucked my Moms next door neighbor for over 20 years off and on.

Did some yard work and then she asked me to help move boxes. When I went to get paid, she was dressed in nice expensive lingerie. Really sexy and uninhibited. I thought she was a total prude, being a hard core Jehovah's Witness and all.

If I was visiting my Mom, Id leave her a message on her answering machine and she would leave a lamp by her deck on to let me know to come over. We fucked four times times by 1AM and we fell asleep and had a dream about being on a hot beach with the pungent smell of kelp around me. Turned out, it was just the smell of all my come over the sheets and I wake up with another huge boner, and I stick it back inside her and wake her up.

We had a number of trips to Seattle and stayed together, usually getting rooms with two separate sleeping areas

First time was when I was 23 and she was 58. Last time we did it was at cabin we rented when I was 45 and she was 80. She gave me her box of sex toys and lingerie as she was going to live with her daughter.

I have over 200 pictures plus days of video I scanned onto a computer to watch. Best time we had was a late night swim at Harrison Hot Springs in one of the outdoor pools and I had one of my big toes wedged in her vagina and another woman started trying to get my attention, so I told her we were together and she wanted to sleep with both of us. I got video of her getting a fist in her vagina for the first time at age 65 and learning she could squirt

>>738703749

Her name is Christina Fouts - she lived in Orange County CA but she told me last she was in Palm Desert CA

f book . cawm /profile.php?id=100009574386414

that is her

>>738703819

In 2010 I had this vietnamese gf. Her face wasn't that great, but she had a great body. She was rich too. She was willing to do anything and everything for me.

I dumped her 5 weeks later bc I was annoyed af by her.

God 7 years later that was the biggest mistake of my fucking life. I can't believe I did that. That will haunt me for the rest of my life. What was i thinking

>>738704067
>I have over 200 pictures plus days of video I scanned onto a computer to watch

get busy nigga

>>738704320
I know what you mean. I've gone through a couple asians who would do anything I asked and regret it each time, but move on anyway. There are plenty of asian sluts out there and you'll find another

>>738704557

I am in southern cal, they're abundant. A lot of what i call "jungle asians" here aka vietnamese and philipinos. They are toward the bottom of the asian hotness scale.

I've had pretty bad experiences with vietnamese girls - they're just fucking stupid.

Earlier this year I had a vietnamese gf who had no relationship experience - she dumped me after the 2nd time we ever made out, citing "cultural differences" but she was just stupid as fuck and afraid of shit.

2nd viet experience this year, she held back a lot of stuff and i caught her in lies, it pissed me off.

Also I fucking hate Koreans, I used to work for Hyundai Motors, Koreans are the most intolerable people after Muslims.

>>738699212
What state? She looks like someone I know

>>738697832
moar

>>738704840
That sucks. I mostly bang chinese girls, they're the easiest for me. Flips are super slutty too, koreans not as much. I also have a thing for latinas but asians are the best

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>>738704986

San Diego CA

She lives in the Pacific Beach neighborhood.

>>738705015
Here? maybe you'll like

Advice on how to find postings that aren't nigs or whales?

>>738697034
Flawless Victory newfriend, post moar

>>738705176

I like fucking latinas too

It is a racial superiority thing. Feels like you're fucking some subhuman dependent

>100 posts
>nothing but haggered road kill

>>738704482
Some of the film is on 6X6 slide film, at a 8000 by 8000 scan, these will be over 200 megs each.

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good time, for once using CL

checking out ad's on CL (mw4m) email couple looking for a third, he wants to watch me fuck his girl, pretty common request
>few exchanges and voice confirmation, decide to meet up at hotel room, I bring a friend , (never know) and she said it would be okay.
>her man opens the door and a pretty brunette white girl, late 20's is already on the bed face down spread
>She has a blindfold on and I let her suck my dick, and my friend is eating her out, before he gets behind her and fucks her
> we swap a few times positions with her and shes curious as to what we look like and removes blindfold
> At first she doesn't recognize me, but I recognize her, its my kids second grade teacher!
> after initial shock, figures oh well and gets back to fuckin us

>>738697034
>> open my local class
>> casual encounters -》w4mm
>> woman posted titties and phone looking for gang bang
>> looks familiar so I text her "did you find what you're looking for"
>> she says yes, it was fun but still open to more
>> we chat back and forth for a bit
>> come to the realization that she lives two blocks from me and I have already had my dick in her ass on a weird drunken night
>> my wife would not approve
>> when I see her at the local bar or grocery it is a bit awkward

>>738706508

how often you go back and watch em?

>>738706865
Not class.
* cl

>>738697832
Of course she did.
Her dad made sure she had plenty of practice.
You should send him a thank you card, anon.

Got really drunk one night and answered a CL post MW4M. Went to go meet up with them at bar in hotel. Meet them there dude and chick both rubbing my crotch in bar. I'm way drunker by this point. Go back to their room and dude starts sucking my dick. Pulled my dick out of his mouth and shoved him down and told him to turn over. Crammed my cock up his ass and started slow fucking him. His woman starts eating my ass. First time getting my ass eaten, but not the first time fucking a dude. Used to fuck my friend Jeff when I was in junior high and high school. It felt great getting my ass eaten while fucking the dude. I start getting close so I pull out. Without blinking she starts sucking my dick.She lays down and I start face fucking her. He straddles up behind me and I got my first dick in the ass. Felt so fucking good, but also hurt a little. She stops sucking and turns around and I cram my dick in her pussy. We turned in to this big humping fucking machine. He cums in my ass and I pull out of her and squat on her face and push his load out all over her face neck and tits. There was so much cum/ass mucus everywhere. He starts licking it up and I go back to fucking his ass. I bust a huge nut in his ass and pass out. 10/10 solid fuck.

>>738707319
Not that often, maybe every few months now.

The video was converted years ago but I keep it on a hard drive in my main computer but not always connected inside so the wife wont find it by accident

Have a print of a shot of her in lingerie in my woodshop. Wife minds a bit but she thinks this is before I knew her. Another picture of her was in a lingerie shop she bought stuff at and she told them about it and they wanted a photo to show they do lingerie for sexy older women too. She was 68 at the time.

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>>738697034
59 yr old been fucking from CL

>>738697034
any more pics OP? Face?

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>>738702514
Tard spotted

>>738704067
https://youtu.be/Yz3St5ywbuU

Not CL but Tinder

>gf likes getting cucked
>sends me on tinder
>find a fat virgin girl
>go on dates here and there
>Get her to show tits and suck me off in the car, rubber her pussy a bit too
>she was too scared to have sex but sent me pics all the time
>ghosted her when i got bored
>gf wants me to hit her up again but have no clue how to get back a girl i ghosted.

Any tips on an elaborate lie?

>>738708707
"I'm sorry I was being selfish and thought you wouldn't ever have sex so I left you. I miss you and want to see you even if its just as friends." She'll give you the ass for sure.

i know a holes a hole but some of you are just nasty desperate fucks who will do anything even if it gives them a disease.

>>738708707
depression and or a death in the family

>>738708991
Disease free and I've fucked dudes and chicks no rubber since I was 12 years old. Except the cold sores I got from my mother when I was a little kid.

>>738697034
Anybody that shows up with a bag of tacos is a win in my back. Even better if it's a chubby thicccy with big tits I can slaps around.

You win.

>>738704320
Believe it or not you did the right thing anon.
Your instincts were right on. Had you stuck with her you would have been praying for death. Shit like that doesn't get better, and she would have sucked all the joy out of your life.

>>738708332
pretty nice looking.

>>738708704

I dont sleep with married women

>>738709344
PS wife wants me to fuck her some "Did you want to do anything in bed?"

What's the recipe for older women?

>>738697576

Whoa solid win

>>738709760
Say yes and mean it.
After age 30 or so most women never get a second glance from a guy, so if one pays her some attention and shows her a good time they'll put out. Don't make shit up-they can smell the BS a mile away-and they'll respect the boundaries you set.

>>738710316
I made some listings looking for mature women and nobody responded. How can I find them?

>>738697656
moar now

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Just found this local chick on CL that wants to have a threesome, hope I don't get mugged or some shit.

>>738699111
911

>>738711079
lmao

lower left hand corner bro

>>738699258
Damn nice.
Too bad her family had to murder her for "honor".

>>738711181
That's her leg you blind faggot

>>738702514
I take it you have no degrees

>>be me
>>answer craigslist ad for chick at a hotel
>>respond...she tells me what room after a few emails and a pick of my ass
>>go to hotel...sexy time. she wasnt a ham beast or anything.
>>she wants to get kinky
>>ties me to the bed with pantyhose....rides me for bit.
>>flips me over on my back...so im face down now with my hands tied together.
>>I'm thinking WTF, shes going to lick my ass or something weird. ...ok im game.
>>she gets up and runs to the closet, and opens it up.
>>Big black dude with the largest boner id ever seen...
>>He jumps on my back. I squirm and call no homo.
>> he buries the bone in my ass. shit hurt.
>>thank god I started bleading from my ass, cause thats all the lube I got.
>>she stuffs a sock in my mouth, laughing as I scream.
>>wake up a couple hours later on the floor.
>>go to hospital....get stitches. they wanted to file a police report but I was too embarassed.
>> Shitting with sticthes in my ass for a week...go back to DR and have to take them out.
>>6 months of hiv and std tests.
>>no sex that whole time
>>fuck craigslist.

>>738711079
CL threesome are usually about their bi boyfriends wanting to suck a dick while they film it.

Dont do it.

>>738704320
>>738709267
I can confirm. I dated a rich, big tittied Viet chick who would do whatever I said for four years. I wanted to break up with her for like three and a half of those years but I felt guilty because she loved me and the sex was good. I should've broken up with her when I first wanted to.