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Hello anon, I need your help... Recently I jokingly suggested

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hello anon, I need your help...

Recently I jokingly suggested to my wife that we could help eat up our debt by her being a weekend camwhore. We both have jobs, but a shit ton of debt too. She has always had self image issues (but not 'damaged goods' by any means) and I've known girls to do similar shit for free on snap to help correct that silly shit almost immediately (minus the free disposable income of course).

Anyway, long story short, she's killing now between the two jobs and I'm not improving our financial situation any more than when this all began. I thought I was being smart. Now I've got to find a way to sit on my ass doing nothing earning a check too. And fast, because reasons.

What do?

>pic related. I'm George Bush.
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You faggots do a good job here and I'll dump some noods. For.., science? Yeah.
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Everyone here is 13 tonight I take it?

Don't judge me kid. You'll be here some day.
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>>738681556
>What do?

Don't get trips. Cause you're a faggot.
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Itt: Nobody sniffs out a good original thread. Or wants to see a naked chick.
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>>738681556
you can do the same, you know.
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>>738681556
pics or it didnt happen faggot
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>>738682329
Stage fright man. Picture a guy on /b/ if you need visual imagery. Plus I'm 35. She's a decade younger than me. And hot. Nice try tho. Some tits for your time.
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>>738681556
Why does it have to be a job where you sit on your ass? Why are you so afraid to work? Stop being a pussy.
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>>738682215
>and i wouldve gotten away with it too if it werent for you meddling kids

Taking an old joke and changing the context does not make an original joke.
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>>738682550
Faggot I'm a groundwork plumber in the South. Don't talk to me about 'work'.
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>>738682608
I see what you did there. Guessing you're an oldfag...
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>>738682651
>Starts thread about job advice.
>Don't talk to me about 'work'.
I'm getting mixed signals here.
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>>738682651
I laid down the Transcontinental Railroad, don't talk to ME about "work".
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>>738682785
I impregnated your mother, don't talk to me about 'work'.
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>>738682780
I already do sidework and try to get overtime when it's available. Trust me anon, I wouldn't be asking 4chan users for advice if it weren't dire.
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>>738681556
It's called lived beyond your means. The more money you make, the more money you think you have to spend. The real problem isn't making more money, it's being capable of budgeting and ridding your debt. Not being frugal. Also post cam whore gf
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>>738682785
I feel like you've been misinformed about plumbing...
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>>738682952
r/personalfinance

Go back pleb.
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>>738682651
I don't work . Don't talk to me about "work"
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>>738682952
If you insist.. Thread isn't making a guy hopeful. Couldn't hurt.
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>>738682549
you'd earn like ten times more that way and a weirdo freak fetish.
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>>738683202
Bring out the gimp.
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>>738683085
Uncle Dan?
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>>738683433
Fuck, got recognized...
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>>738683433
>>738683566
Dubs it true
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>>738683566
It's been killing me man. I've wanted to tell somebody for weeks... Sorry. Also, I'll shoot you a link. Give us your money...
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>>738682785
>>738682876

Thank you plebbit
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>>738681556
>needs money
>posts on /b/
>too stupid to pimp his wife and post her website
shiggidyboopboop
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>>738684179
He should post on
Naughty reviews . Com
Or
Seeking arrangement

That's where I pimped my gfs
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>>738681556
Spiderman thread?
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>>738684179
What and get her trolled? Great idea anon. Maybe I'll have her eat a creamy log out of Andy Sixx's asshole while I'm at it... Jfc this place.
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>>738684325
always
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>>738681556
I pimp my wife out as a camwhore, don't talk to me about 'twerk'
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>>738684505
All publicity is good publicity, she could take advantage of that and make some feministbux. You're desperate, are you not?
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>>738684304
Not a cuck. Is there anyway it could boost traffic on her broadcast tho?
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>>738684505
Dude stop bitching and pimp her out .. I've done it . Most guys on the site I posted are safe and if you get her verified then the money is amazing. Like my GF made 600 bucks to let a guy munch on her snatch for two hours. All women are whores in on way or another . If you really want to make money fast do it
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>>738681556
How about you guys camwhore together
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>>738684813
Yes . I'm sure it would. Idk rules for posting cam in the sites but pimping is way easier and you make more money faster. Pimping a bitch isn't being a cuck it's being an entrepreneur
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>>738684876
It's not that bad. If I was a cuck I could see it, but I just don't know.

Not saying you're a cuck.

But you are a cuck.
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>>738685054
>Being a pimp
>Being a cuck
Pick one
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>>738685158
I'd rather not. That's the point of this. I don't see an engame past this fucktard here's point>>738685029
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>>738681556
you must have excessive overheads
because with both of you working and you getting a decent salary,

where is the majority of your income going?
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>>738683324
Only acceptable un-ironic use of a Katana in cinema to date.
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>>738684813
Yes, post it here.
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>>738685311
If I'm being honest it's all recreational. Mostly. And loan/debt payments. We spend easily 1k/mo eating out, buying smokes, taking the kids to lazer tag and karate etc.

Finally an adult. Welcome based anon. Hit me with some logic.
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>>738685487
Roll for it chode. I'd say trips will do...
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>>738685729
Oh shit. Here we go! Rawlin
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>>738685804
Doubtful anon. 404 inbound and nobody wins.
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>>738686095
>>738686444
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rolli
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>>738686673
reroll
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>>738681556
never thought this would be possible, but I miss George
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>>738686895
This guy. You owe it to pol and this guy. Yup. Mt dew wasn't enough. We did this
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>>738686993
>/pol/
>more likely than Russians
Hmm...
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>>738681556
So you're upset your wife is making more money that you? Poor guy. Next time don't spend money you don't have.
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One more bumpo. If nothing else, at least nobody called her a landwhale ig
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>>738687220
Antifa spotted. Muh Russia...
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>>738687237
Not at all egdelord. I just want to keep pace. Catch up with me in 15 years kiddo. Until then, fuck outta my thread.
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>>738687676
do dubnubs count?
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>>738687550
>on the scale of an election, some autists on a website are MORE likely to cause the outcome than a foreign government
I'm not even saying it WAS them. I'm just pointing out how fucking retarded attributing it to /pol/ is.
Personally, realistically, I blame gerrymandering. But /pol/ is the least likely option other than the fucking Tea Party or Tumblr.
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>>738688001
Ha... Just close enough to win one Internet son. Francis bloom. If you can't make that work Idk what to tell you. Something tells me I'll regret this.
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>>738688124
And then the one guy who reads enters the thread...

To be continued.
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>>738688124
>least likely to tumblr

Dude, gtfo of here before they eat you alive. These guys are proud of their shortcomings. Life threateningly proud in a few cases.
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>>738689102
I've been here off and on since about 07. There really isn't much I'm worried about them finding in this thread.
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tell her to do it. She'll need to be entertaining and let guests in mfc free they add to the room count bumping her up to the top.
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>>738688236
Got what I wanted, thank you. I'll respect the filter you impose and I won't post the link here. You gave enough info to find her if you're not retarded.
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>>738689281
I haven't, but me either. Only an idiot leaves bread crumbs. Which, coincidentally I'm trying to do. No Columbo here tho, I think is safe to assume.
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>>738689428
Nice. Pm her so I know you're not a faggot liar..? Just sayin...
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>>738689475
And if I wasn't so fucking lazy, I'd probably try to pick them up. As is, I'd probably google that, then walk away when I got no results. I've had better days. Need a fucking beer and enough motivation to pull my head out of my ass enough to find something to do that's not just sitting here and feeling miserable. Ah well.
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>>738687806
>catch up with me

Yeah I'm fine without the debt.
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>>738681556
>Recently I jokingly suggested to my wife
stopped reading
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>>738690161
> implying you are (You)

Fuck off. It may be summer, but at least I'm not (You). But then, neither are you...
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>>738681556
congratulations, you just doubled your chances of being cucked. your wife can get dick anywhere, why should she stay married to your broke ass?

inb4 bait thread
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>>738690161
Tl;dr I live with mom. She's retired. Fucking kek
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>>738681556
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Paris
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>>738688236
Did you mean Franky? Got you OP, you massive faggot...
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>>738682785
I was straw boss on the pyramids
That was in the year 02
Joined the apple picker's union
Always paid my dues
I'm the one that signed the contract
To raise the rising sun
And that's about the greatest thing a man has ever done.

So don't talk to me about "work"
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>>738691303
Kek
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>>738691360
Nice. This is copypasta material here anon
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>>738684505
>Jfc this place.

You knew what you were getting when you posted here.
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>>738687550
>Muh Russia...

It's all yours. It's not like we want it.
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>>738691540
Right? It was worth a shot. I expected "sell drugs" or "film yourself raping Zuckerberg and then use the footage to blackmail that heeb" or some shit. Much to my chagrin, here we are. No closer.
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>>738681556
Cam with her dude. A lot of guys want b/g stuff. My girl just started on mygirlfund and already guys are requesting videos of her getting fucked, sucking a real dick, being choked, shit like that. Just be the cameraman.
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>>738691854
Aayyy fam. I pad $40 for this. Did I get ripped off?
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>>738691982
Nah dude that's some bomb ass shit right there
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Do in have cancer?
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>>738691303
Neighbor. Nice touch OP.

Kilt. Don't come back here with that shit. Plus you owe me 20 tokens. Faggot.
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>>738692419
*bliss-star
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>>738692419
Looks like fugal infection mayne, possible tinnea.

Air your feet out and dry them properly
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>>738692419
just leave to heal, it'll be fine in a month or so.
expose it to lots of fresh air.
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>>738692448
Boom
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>>738692448
Checks out. Hey there OP. Nice prison tatts. How much longer on probation? Hoping the Raiders clinch the afc this year?

Also, how many people have you stabbed?
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>>738689566
Legit spent 40 minutes going through account dumps till I finally find one with tokens. Sent for proof. No way in hell am I spending MY money for this shit lol.
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>>738684813
Digital marketing
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>>738693346
>>738693229

Fair enough anon. Don't spend the money. She's doing fine. Tell me how a HD dropout daytime laborer can generate income for his family in his off time. Bonus points for not being a condescending prick. I almost feel bad for lacking enough imagination to find my niche. All things considered.
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>>738694082
Hs*
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>>738694082
Hey, dont lump me in with that faggot, I said I won't dox you and I keep my word.
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>>738694082
>>738694371
A for your actual question, it's almost 4 am and I can't think straight, but you could embrace that porn business. There's people who are into couples. Also your wife looks better with brown hair imho.
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>>738694626
Agreed. At least about the hair. No way I'm getting naked on cam tho lol I look like I just did a ten year rip in Leavenworth.

She's a ginger. I make her dye it, cause the pale skin and shoulder freckles are bad enough as it is.
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>>738694935
>bad
Shit taste/10.
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>>738683050
What? I don't understand your reference. Go be a newfag somewhere else
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>>738695051
Say what you will bro. I'd drown a litter of papered schnauzers to fuck a Latina. Or an Asian. Fuck me. Maybe there are deeper issues here than our income.

Also >>738693229 is a bot or some shit. Not the poster but the link. She's tried copyright claims on upstore but the captcha conveniently doesn't jive on the report. Download it and report back. 100% positive that shit is safe to click...
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>>738694935
>i make her dye her hair because i hate how she looks
Why the fuck are you wasting her time then?
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>>738681556
Fucking start vlogging or make a Twitch channel, nigger.

t. Twitch Affiliate
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>>738695813
>random board of some gore site
>wasting time
>pot
>kettle
>nigger
>>(You)
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>>738695668
She's wasting her life on you, you piece of shit. You're whoring her out on the weekends to earn extra cash, while admitting you don't like the way she looks the entire time. And dying her hair just so you'll like her.

You're a fucking piece of shit and I hope she divorces you.
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>>738682651
I play video games for a living. Don't talk to me about work.
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>>738695668
The free download option on upstore also conveniently breaks and we've already established that I'm a jew.
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>>738695892
Thank you. Jfc anyone else have anything to actually contribute, or are four or five of us going to samefag all night here?
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>>738696157
Idk, man. It is /b/, after all. And summer.
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>>738696325
>Idk
>/b/
>summer
The fucking irony.
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>>738682549
Not impressed kiddo. I'm 38 btw...
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>>738696043
Gr8 b8 m8 I'll t8k eight pl8tes.

You know, cause I'm fat.

Seriously tho, this whole thread is bullshit. You wanna pick this moment to identify yourself as the slow kid? Be our guest man.
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>>738696487
Wow. This guy wins.

Hash tag thread. Amirite?
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