Send to the first female in your inbox say "someone stole

>>738668779
or any female really... post reponse

>>738668779
Ok. Ill do it

>>738669760
Hopefully before 404 this bitch replied

>>738668779
> when the filename contains copy
> when the file is that old
bump anyway because these threads were good those days

>>738669760
post progress

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Bitch taking forever to reply and also I accidentally hit the thumbs up button so, fuck

>>738670434
she's a thot

>>738670434
tell her she shouldn't add the vegetable shakes to her regular breakfast

>>738671006
fake and gay

>>738671006
jackpot op shes impressed. time to think about how to hide your tinyweener when it comes to intercourse

>>738671006
lol she probably thinks you're earthworm jim

>>738671075
Nigga, look at the time you dumb shit

>>738671193
text her
"my shadow is not nearly as impressive as yours. you can darken the brightest laser"

>>738671193
why the fuck u blur out 'grizzly bear' dumbfuk

>>738671193
ok OP don't ruin this one time chance.
say you apollogize the "shadow" and didn't want to shock her. then ask her to send you a dirty shadow in exchange.

>>738671185
Underrated comment

>>738671193
kek'd

which one is she in that picture up there? >>738671193

>>738671849
the fat one

>>738671941
which fat one

>>738671849

>If there's more than one girl in a profile pic its always the fattest girl in the group
Obviously

>>738671193
>being this friendzoned

Блять нa фopчaнe тoжe хyи пocтyютcя

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>>738671193
>sending big dick pic to fat chick

>>738671993
my sides

>>738672075
Obviously the fat one. I'm not gonna risk looking this dumb in front of a girl I like.

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>>738671589
but be prepared to pull the plug if you get something like this

Literally what is going on with the physics of this picture? Where is the source of light? Why are we seeing a penis shadow so large and at such an eagle eye view, yet the picture is void of a penis.

>>738671193
>friendzoned by a fatty
jesus

>>738671849
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lPUTzLZxck

>>738672484
Man. You put my unease into words

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>>738672262
im buzzed from this

>>738671849
Always the fat one dumbass

>>738672484
What I'm wondering is where is the shadow made by the dude's arms. He has to have made the photo from above.
What I'm guessing is the the original is bigger and what OP posted is just a crop which can become fucky.

>>738672484
>>738672623
Okay his camera is under his ballsack and the light is from above but he's really pushing his pelvis up so the shadow of his torso doesn't block.

>>738672539
The fuck is this autism?

girls name is grizzly bear
fat girl in picture

do it to another girl OP

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No chill mom

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>>738673242

While we're at it can someone post the "i hit my thumb with a hammer" cock

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>>738673242
wtf is up with your mom

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>>738673380

>>738673242
post picture of chilly mom

>>738673441
holy fucking shit forgot about this gold

>>738673441
LOL SAVAG3

>>738673441
TOP KEK XD

>>738673441
kek ;)

>>738673733
>>738673898
>>738673937
summerfags please go

>>738674048
No :P

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>>738673733
>>738673898
>>738673937

>>738671006

You cant spell.

>>738674048
go and strangulate yourself

>>738674048
>this

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>>738673242
Momrekt

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>>738673242
Rekt by mom

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>casual female friends

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUTTT

>>738672484
what are the photo shoopers

>>738668779
>>738673441
Someone do it pls even if it's to a bro

I want to do this but I don't have friends.

>>738676023
i´ll be your friend for 10 dollars.

>>738676106
I don't have $10

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>>738673242

>>738668779
Someone pls send this text to your mom, and post replies.

>>738673441
TOPKEK
O
P
K
E
K

>>738671585
this

>>738671193

what happened

>>738677218
>Update
They are fucking right now

>>738674134
Hypocrite.

>>738678082
more like grammar then spell, but

>>738673242
My fucking sides

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>>738673242
>REKT
>E
>K
>T

Post the fat bitch's nudes, we know you're getting them now

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>>738679108
translate plz

>>738679108
Is she surrendering to that dick already?

>>738679108
That's not English nigger

>>738679108
you sick fuck, there's no other language then engrish

>>738679108
"(dying of laughter) that's you"

Translated, not literally, but

"Shit, is that you"

It's French, go to school much?

>>738679272

Lol is that you

>>738679108
that's whole conversation? Don't tease us

>>738679586
maybe there's like people for whom english, german etc. is 2nd language? not fucking french?

>>738679108
>>738679683

She already saw the real dick, so she didn't buy it, she just said it's not you (i'm average 16cm or smthing), then we continued talking some other shit

>>738679787
Lol nigga french was my first language, and Im not European or from French Canada.

>>738679894
ehh

>>738680010
so what?
>It's French, go to school much?

>>738680021
Yeah, i went for the easy one, didn't send it to a random chick.

shameonme.jpg

>>738673242
Shooped as fuck, I can tell from the pixels.

>>738680294
ps is too much effort just send text to yourself.

>>738672845
Flash from the phone. Not above his head. You don't see the arms cause the phone is below them