Last three numbers are the SCP you get to fuck If its not some

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>>738667013
R-roll..?

>>738667221
Re-roll
Fucking a pair of tweezers sounds lame

Rollin'

You know there's porn of SCP-1471?

>>738667503
>SCP 503 is a Caucasian male

nigga das gay

Rollin, rollin

>>738667600
It legitimately has no genitalia, anus, fingers, or facial features.

Let's roll :D

wtf? Roll anyway

Sure

Duck it

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>>738667503
>there's porn of SCP-1471

>>738667836
Reroll /:

rooooo00lin

>>738667970
I get to fuck and endless loop of rooms

>>738667013
Lets see

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Lets do this.

>>738667853
lets get it

>>738668249
Reroll

>>738668161
Re

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>>738668150
My dick will turn into this and after 7 days I'll cut it out. Could have gone better.

>>738668038
Scp-038
Wait, so I can fuck a tree. And the tree will clone me. Does that mean I can fuck myself? Like I'm not gay but I'm naricisstic enough.

Roll?

Are there any loli SCP?

>>738667013
Rolling

god help us

>>738667013
rawlin, hoping for something hot.

k den

>>738668505
I ain't fucking a pen nigga

Alright...

>>738668462
Re-rolling because I got a car. How the fuck am I supposed to fuck a car? Shove my dick in the tail pipe?

>>738667013
roll

Rawl

Pls be sometimg hawt

>>738668421
Reroll im not fucking driftwood

>>738668595
Roll, not going to fuck a boat.

Reroll

Rolling (plz be human)

>>738667413
How about fucking a parking garage?

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>>738667013
rollded

>>738668734
wtf... Why do I get the most fucked up ones? Re-roll

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I need to fuck this?

Idk just not the concrete neck snapper

Reroll because you can't fuck a godamn airborn virus

wheyy lads

>>738668900
You're not trying hard enough

Can't fuck a building either

>>738669005
YOUR NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH

>>738668900
but can you fuck a city?

Please give me something good.

Maybe I'll get something attractive. Worth a roll

>>738668776
So close to trips

Also get to fuck immortal bitches in that town.

>>738668622
Yes

>>738669148
Re

ROLLLLL

Good I get to fuck a black hole.

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>>738669131
I guess I can fuck an eyesocket.

>>738667013
seth rollins!

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>>738668874
Come on, you know you want it. :3

Hard to fuck a safe

>>738669271
DO NO fuck an SCP, that will end poorly for you, and likely the human species as well.

>>738669207
Maybe it'll fit. Probably not.

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>>738669288
Challenge to stuff my dick into this accepted!

Rol

>>738669365
those ones are relatively harmless, tho.

>>738667013
rorr

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>>738667013
Rolling for XK-level event.

Ro

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>>738670677
Hmm. Super Pogo.

Rerrroolll

>>738667013
rolando

rollll

>got scp 031
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-031
>get to fuck who I like

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>>738671236
Fuck I got crabs

>>738667013
Okay

>>738667013
okay

>>738667013
>Last three numbers are the SCP you get to fuck
I should've seen this thread a long time coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYPCdKmMmM

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>>738671174
This is going to be fun...

where does this scp shit comes from ?

>>738671506
>Plantilla
Reroll

Rolllling

>>738671737
People like us.

Fuck this gay shit.
Roll

I'm not sure if SCP 1572 is actually a creature or not. Rerolling

>>738667013
idk roll

WOLL

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Roll??

>>73867180>>738671800
reroll I guess

>>738671410
NICE

Here's hoping it's 953

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>>738667013
THIS IS SECURITY TEAM ALPHA NINE 3
D CLASS HAVE BEGUN TO TRY AND HAVE SEX WITH SCP's
MOVING TO CONTAIN AND PURGE

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>>738672059
I'm not fucking a box of radiation

>>738667013
Okay. Let's do this.

>>738672085
Kill me now

oh shii-

>>738667013
ayooo

>>738672210
reroll

>>738667013
Rollerino

>>738672155
155?!?

That's gonna have sharp edges!

>>738672085
OH SHIT!!! THEY HAVE A SNIPER!!!
EVERYBODY RU-

"SCP-166 appears to be a female human in her late teens, of average height and slender build. "
I actually got a person, huh.

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>>738672085
THIS IS MOBILE TASK FORCE NINE TAILED FOX WE ARE 10 MINUTES OUT FROM BASE QUARANTINE AND ELIMINATE ALL THE D's YOU CAN, GOOD LUCK

What if we get 001?

>>738672153
Not fucking a worm. Re-roll!

>>738667013
Rolll

>>738672468
as intriguing as it sounds, I'm not fucking an abacus. reroll

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>roll 367
>its a fucking puppy
FUCK

>>738672368
I got a Paper Crane!? Wtf? Re-re-roll.

>>738672513
I'm also not fucking a rusty cowbell. reroll

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>>738672367
He's ATTEMPING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT 001 IS TAKE HIM DOWN

>>738672558
reroll

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>>738667013
Reroll, im literally my favorite SCP, Im a toaster that makes everyone speak in first person.
Re-roll though, dont wanna get electrocuted.

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THIS IS MOBILE TASK FORCE MTF NU-7 ("Hammer Down") REPORTING IN.

>>738672313
Fuck sake. I'm not fucking a hand dryer!

Reroll 2

>>738667013
Rollllllllls 4 days

Hello my future sextoy

>>738672626
there are surprisingly few fuckable SCPs. reroll

Rerol

>>738672085
GRAB YOUR WAIFU AND RUNNN

>>738672548
An ice spider? ...sure. Not as bad as an agendered worm or inanimate paper crane.

rulls

>>738672704
fucking a road doesn't sound like that bad of an idea

Def. Roll

rollein

>>738672085
>>738672363
>>738672567
>>738672675
NO PLEASE WE JUST WANTED TO GET SUM FUK
PLEASE DONT KIL---

Reroll

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>>738672705
I'm not fucking play-doh

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>>738672872
now that's more like it!

rerollan

>>738672677
Pogo stick?!?

Fuuuuck. This is awesome but frustrating!

Let's roll an SCP. I hope it's not a horrible one...

OH BOY
HERE WE GO

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>>738672942
Next roll

>>738672993
Great. I have a fear of clowns, FUCK THIS!

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TO MANY D's I REPEAT TO MANY D's THEY ARE FUCKING ALL THE SCP's
NEED REINFORCEMENTS

I got a bag of detergent that will turn my dick invisible im rerolling

>>738667013
Rolly polly

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>>738673051
There we go

>>738667013
Rollerinoes.

Rollen 2

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>>738672675
THIS IS MTF "DREAM TEAM" REPORTING

rawwwwling

>>738673299

Description: SCP-299 is an arboriform organism characterised by black, sharp-pointed branches. Closer inspection reveals that each instance of SCP-299 is connected to neighbouring trees by its roots. Prolonged contact converts these neighboring trees into another instance of SCP-299; this is SCP-299's only known method of reproduction.


Got that real nice anal dildos

>>738673045
>projection that triggers earthquakes and does alchemy on its own
It doesn't have a pussy or a sex drive, but I wanna keep it anyway. Rerollin'.

Rhôl

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roll

Welp

reroll

well roll

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>>738673350
Guess we gotta fuck the ''dream team"

>>738673509
I am not fucking a wooden hut, reroll.

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I don't want this.

>>738673429
Another cool object. I think I want it more than the projection.
Rerollin' again.

gotta roll fast

OP rolling

>>738667013
welp

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>>738667013

This isn't going to end well

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>>738673479
a fucking hallway
reroll

>>738673569
WHAT THE FUCK, I'm leaving. Not doing that, nope.

>>738667013
reply

>>738667013
K

>>738667013
Uh
Roll?

I'm
Rollin
I'm
Rollin

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>>738667013
This thread is unappealing to my personal tastes.

>>738673668
Re rolling, i cant fuck a knife

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>>738673626
that'll do, I guess

>>738673729
Yeah reroll. A large bathtub carved from marble is not gonna work

Get a gud Scp pls

>>738673762
reroll

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GAS THEM OUT, USE NERVE AGENTS TO DEAL WITH THE D

oh boy, here we go

Ejje

>>738667503
Post some?

>>738673821
Hey i still cant fuck this

>>738673847
This will work. Probably

>>738667013
I'll fuck anything at this point

>>738673820
Don't have a bug fetish, reroll

>>738673885
oh dios mios not the gas its the holocaust all over again

>>738673950
Are you kidding me? Re roll nibba

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>>738673582
>Adaptive, self-programming meme
>Forms are a variety of monsters
Shit, I wonder if I can write some awesome porn about it.

>>738667013
Roll mother fucker

>>738673880

first I get a torture device, then I get a town, wtf?

>>738673986
Oh cool...i get to fuck a book.

>>738667013
oh oh spaghetti roll

>>738674004
Can't fuck that either, damn

>>738673885
I single handedly created a beta uprising in the facility

>Feels good
Also reroll my op was a e-cig that puts you in trap mode

>>738673691
Re-rollin

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YES

>>738667013
Rollerino

>>738674071
O yeeeees

>>738674174
Immediate regret

Rollz

>>738667013
nigga

>>738674111
a fucking snail.. dat trip tho

>>738667013
roll.

>>738667013
roll of course

>>738667013
Roll?

>>738674087
That's just fucking ridiculous, stairs? Is that right? Reroll

>>738674252
I get to fuck squidward.

>>738674284
They are human twins with a single mind! Fuck yeah I probably got the best fuckable SCP

Reroll

>>738674243
nigga?

>>738674325
Rolling again.

ROLLLLLLLL

>>738667013
Roll

>>738674308
Reroll

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Roll

Uh reroll

rollino

>>738667013
One of the best shitposts I've seen in a while OP, good job.

>>738674325
some ridiculous stairs!?
It's the fucking endless stairs!!! They even made a horror game out of it!

>>738674475
nigga!

>>738667013
roll

>>738674480
I give up....no, rerolling for a real fucking creature

>>738667013
Isn't fucking the scp against protocol?

>>738674577
It's a flying pile of bullets, GG. /k/ would approve.

>>738674593
But I can't get it up for stairs

>>738674598
nigga.

>>738674494
Well i could put the glove on my dick and it would change its size to fit my dick, and then i could rearrange the matter of anything i fuck. Or on the other hand i could jerk off while wearing the gloves on my hands and rearrange the matter of my cock. Many possibilities :}

>>738667013
roll

>>738674573
Are you fucking kidding me? a flute? reroll

>>738674759
well go down a bit, you'll see a hot person that'll turn you on

>>738667013
Roll

>>738674671
Dont worry i have "permission" im part Of a new division to see if the living scp are fertile we basically date rape monsters

>Feels very good man
Reroll

>>738675052
again

I"m gonna roll for the last four digits. see what i get then

>>738674989
rereroll

ROLL I THINK

>>738675052
this is going to take a while

reroll

Jk rolling

roll again

Autobots, roll out!

>>738675260
Re-rolling

>>738675291
reroll

Ill pass on fucking a virus
Last four this time reroll

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>>738667013

rolling

I can't fuck a castle reroll

>>738675020
I get to fuck an infection?

I can't fuck a beaker unless it's that sexi muppet

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Blurgeness

I can't fuck baking supplies

reroll

Roll. Hope it's not human

Rolling until something fuckable

fuck

446 is basically an anatomicly correct mannequin that gives off body heat her eyes follow the nearest moment and moves for you if you attempt to move a certain limb or sit her down or whatever

>Be me
>Wake up
>Fuck a living woman
>Doesnt talk
>Dont need to worry about making her cum
>live the dream

>>738667013
I guess ill roll

>>738667013
Roll <3

I'll play your game OP

>>738667013
rolllin

>>738676778
reroll, kinda hard to fuck a national park

Rollerino

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>>738676979
Fuck this game

>>738677116
Damn burnt shota sex

reroll

>>738677227
Reroll can't Fuck a clock

>>738667013
Pizza roll

>>738677213
>SCP-213 is an adolescent humanoid male, 1.5m tall, weighing 95kg. SCP-213 is able to forcefully sever the bonds between atoms in any solid or semi-solid matter with physical contact

Das gay

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>>738677425
Literally a fucking TV