What does the vagina taste like? Asking because I'm

>>738665213
Kind of salty, depending on what she's eaten recently

>>738665213

Acid. Kind of like tomato. Also a little bit metalic.

By all forms of logic, it's gross. If you ate a food that tasted like it you'd spit it out, but I don't know what it is about pussy that just makes it amazing. You'll even start to crave it if it's good enough.

>>738665213
Suck on a penny and imagine that taste but on skin

Like skin except more acidic

>>738665464
Dead.

Salty, and usually tastes better than it smells.

Lick the back of your hand. Wait like 10 seconds. Then smell it. Tastes like that.

>>738665621
this

>>738665213
They all taste different. Some are acidic, some are fishy. I used to fuck this one chick that had the sweetest tasting pussy...I could eat on that shit for hours

Salty milk and coins.

Hope this helps,

-- Gary

>>738665621
this. taste like coins

>>738665959
tastes kinda like piss unless the chick has a shower 30 mins before you have sex and go down on her, overrated.

>>738666218
Not really, unless your girl is fucking nasty. Every decent girl I've been with at least excuses herself to go to the bathroom and give herself a little wipe down first.

>>738665959
As a man that goes down often, this is actually accurate.

It tastes like bags of sand.

>>738665213
Piss

>>738665213
Salty milk and coins

salty old pennies

>>738667702
This

wow itt ugly neckbeards whos gf are nasty as fuck.

every fucking half decent cunt will wash her pussy before you go down on her.

>>738665213
nothing special and it certainly doesn't taste good, if anything it's just neutral

>>738668039
sounds like youre only used to going down on hookers that force a shower before they play.

In real life shit happens spur of the moment... not always a chance for a shower or rinse before eating some pussy, faggot

stick a finger up your ass.
work it around a bit.
now wipe it under your balls.
rub into the folds and cracks under your balls.
give it a good wipe in your armpits...both of 'em.
and.. stick it back in your ass one mo' time.
.....
now...jam that finger right up your nose
breathe deep while eating a warm peach.
...
its kinda like that.

>>738665213
Like 100 yens sushi.

sucking cock is pretty much the same thing

broke ass nigger doesnt have a bathroom at home?

>>738665213
The worst pussy I ever tasted was this married jew bitch. I fucked her for like a year because she gave good head but her pussy always tasted funny. I stopped eating her out.

>>738666096
Kek

>>738665959
Needs a bit sugar.

I ate out a health nut bbw. She ate healthy(like tin foil hat, only organic type healthy)... just ate insane amount of healthy foods. She tasted like nothing. Literally like skin. Lick your skin when you're fresh out the shower. Like that.

>>738668381
Jew pussy israeli bad.

>>738665213
tried it ones, didn´t like it.

Never did it again. You missed nothing.

>>738668677
Kekkers haha

>>738668651
>health nut bbw
>health nut
>bbw
>pick one

>>738665213
Pussy tastes fucking terrible. I love pussy, don't get me wrong, but it does not taste good.

any faggot can eat pussy.

I'm curious what asshole tastes like, any experience rimmin

>>738668769
Nigga you can be fat and eat healthy. U would just eat a shit ton of healthy foods. Simple equations of calories input vs calories expended

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>>738665213
ive only tasted one pussy. tasted kinda salty and smelled fishy
>mfw

itt faggots who dont know how to please m'lady

Fuck that only my penis and fingers touch that shit.

>>738665213
Lick the back of your hand then smell it.

>>738669237
you retard

>>738665959
This guy kinda fucking nailed it

>>738668963
No.
> a person drowns.
>water is healthy
Quantity is everything

>>738669342
Discreetly calling yo a pussy

>>738665213
I don't know, but I can say how a dick tastes like :

Skin and sometimes sweet. So sweet that you can suck all day long without getting sick because of the sweetness overdose.

It tastes salty once the precum leaks out and it's DISGUSTING

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>>738665213

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>>738668769

>>738669421
Your comparison is a logical fallacy

It tastes like nothing, bro. If anything, there can sometimes be a distinct salty taste, but it's not that strong or noticeable. Just lick your arm, thats what it tastes like.

The same thing goes for eating ass. I thought there would be a taste to it before, then I tried it. It really tastes like nothing. Then again, it also depends on how clean your girlfriend is. Ive done it to a few women and they all had zero taste. Though, maybe they were all just clean at the time.

>>738670509
This

>>738665213
I've eaten my gf like 1000 times,
And the taste really changes from day to day.
When her period was just days ago, it really tastes like coins and a bit like pepper
When she's waking up it tastes a bit acidic, not like lemon, but just a bit acidic
When she's back from the gym, it tastes way saltier, I guess sweat has something to do with it
It was bitter one day
It was like soft beer another
It was like lemonade without sugar another day
It really depends

>>738670694
My nigga you disgust me lmao

I have slept with 12 women in my life. I have gone down on all but 1 of them.

To me it is even better than vaginal or anal sex and i have no idea why.

I use to date this hot chubby blonde 40 year old when I was 26. I always had her sit on my face and I would just eat and eat and eat lol

>>738670694

miracle berries before eating a girl will turn that sour into sweet.

>>738665959
I'm suprised, really.

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done it once, also 18 and tasted like salty nachos. Obviously not with cheese. but still not very nice. it's kinda fun tho

If she eats a lot of Pineapple, mango and cranberry then it'll taste good

>>738670694
I always want to eat my girl out after she works out or wakes up or gets home from work. Just cause I want to taste HER not some soap or bare skin. How to I get her to let me without sounding like a pervert? Shes only like 24 and shes super prudish.

Tasts like shit

>>738665959
no fucking joke, not trolling at all, but this is absolutely correct. wow

My girlfriend and I love sucking food off of each other. It makes pussy eating and dick sucking so much hotter. Id suck whipped cream off of her breasts and clit. And sucked honey off of my dick. Definitely something you guys should try if you dont like the original taste of pussy or something.

>>738668206
What the fuck have you gone down on?

>>738665959
holy shit this is the best way to put it

>>738665621
ooh i love sucking pennys

>>738665213
Like sweet, sweet candy

>>738670694
Tasting like coins is a clear sign of residue blood.
Acidic is a clear sign of residue of piss from wiping (it never gets all of the piss, not her fault, more than likely).
Salty taste is definitely from the sweat.
Bitter can be urine or possibly a slight bacterial infection.
I'm not sure what you mean about soft beer, but that does kind of scream yeasty to me. Might have been a slight imbalance that could have led to a yeast infection, but those taste terrible and you'd have known something was wrong.

The fact of the matter is a freshly cleaned pussy tastes a lot like a freshly cleaned arm or any other freshly cleaned body part. Now, if you are sticking your tongue inside her, which some women really do like, you are going to get a taste that reflects her internal bacteria levels.

Source: somewhere over 25 pussies that I've eaten over the course of 17 years of sexual activity. Some of them I've eaten more times than I can count, some of them I've only eaten once. All of that mixed with common sense, biology classes taken along the way and the internet (focused on .edu sites for biological information).

>>738665959
that might just be my tongue not ebeing washed for years

>>738671208

I'm a big fan of chocolate syrup on her sphincter. If there's any residual taste or smell, the chocolate will cover it right up.

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>>738667702
Stop being a fucking bitch Maddox

>>738665213
Kinda like nothing, maybe "musky"

>>738668840
It tastes like nothing if shes clean. It just tastes like skin. Lick your arm. Thats the taste.

>>738671162
Offer her a massage after workout, slowly turn it into lovemaking, if yo do it right, it will be hard for her to resist

>>738671339
Acidic is not residue of piss, vaginal mucus is acidic due to symbiotic bacterial activity that protects vagina from other bacterias. Semen is actually salty (alkaline) to protect sperm from vaginal acidity.

>>738672091

>Acidic is not necessarily residue of piss

There, I fixed it for you.

>>738665213
metallic armpit

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>>738672091
I can confirm piss is not acid.

>>738668206
just tried this and I have to agree, never would have thought. Actually really enjoyed that.

>>738665959
wtf

>>738671706
this is great advice, thanks

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>>738665213

>>738665213
>take a tissue.
>fold it twice and put it on your pillow.
>Now fall asleep with your cheek against the tissue and your mouth cracked open
>fall asleep
>drool while sleeping
>wake up and let tissue dry
>smell tissue

smells just like pussy.

>>738674748
ive been on 4chan for over 10 years and this is the most outrageous shit i have ever seen

i have seen a webm of a guys faced razored bladed off but this blows my mind

Not like much tbh. Not bad but not great. If its clean it doesn't at least, well at least until they cum.

>>738674836
The fact that you think this or have tried it really shows how thorough your autism is.

Salty cantaloupe

>>738665213
Heavy, tasted pussy when I was 14

>>738665959
this guy knows whats up

>>738665959
This is so accurate I kinda want to know how you came up with this.

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>>738665213
It tastes like pussy

>>738668206
You usually fuck grannys at the rest house nearby your house, don't you ?

>>738665959
It stinks

Why would anyone lick something that tastes like salty milk?

>>738678012
Because it's pussy and she'll do anything after you eat it

>>738678201
I've slept with 3 women and never taste their vaginas, but they suck me and let me fuck them.
Why would I lick something salty, again? ew

>>738676365
agreed.
>still smells like pussy

Had a girlfriend which had a problems with vagina. She didn't know about that and in the meantime we started to do this. Smell was not good. I didn't tell hger because i though it is normal. After couple months she goes to the doctor, he said that she have some problems and need to take medicines. After the treatment her pussy smells and taste very good. So guys, if some of you have the problem that your gf vaginas smells like shit, tell your gf's that they need to visit doctor.

>>738665871
Very true.

>>738665213
Depends if it's outie or innie.
Outie is no go zone.

>>738665959
Didn't know pussy tasted like peppermint

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>>738665959
fuck me that smells exactly like my gf's pussy tastes what is this witchery

>>738678897
Hmm, i only tasted one pussy in my life, but i also thought something smelled fishy. Pun intended.

>>738665959
OP here.

It smells like semen and feces. Is that normal?

>>738671221
a gorilla

>>738679673
Lick before you cum inside her GEEZ

>>738665959
This

>>738665213
Like sucking on salty/sweaty flesh flaps

Can be acidic depending on the girl

>>738665213
it tastes like skin

>>738666096
Hmmm vicky

>>738667338
I had no idea pussy taste like nacko cheese doritos! next time im bringing a fork!

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>>738668677

Not the same anon, but spur of the moment means no eating pussy. I'll finger her, but won't eat it. Ate out a drunk chick on her period bc she "forgot" and I'll never make that mistake again. Besides that, every relationship I've had, the the person always showers are cleans up a little before sex. Pussy is pretty disgusting by nature when not kept up

>>738665959
fuck me never heard of this till now,

>>738680363
Married here, so its different, but i loooove eating out my wife after she has a hard day at work.
She had all her baby bits removed so no periods
>and no condoms
Fuck i love eating pussy

>>738665213
After the first minute or so, it just tastes like your mouth.

>>738680456
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If you were to use one of those flavoured condoms to fuck her before eating her out, would it change the flavour? Has anyone done this before?

>>738680637
>She had all her baby bits removed so no periods
that's a man baby

>>738665213
My dumbass actually put my tounge inside that thing. So my experience is, unpleasant. Other than that, Piss and Pineapples

>>738680637
Nice man, tbh i enjoy 69. When she starts sucking that dick i just grab her legs and burrow my tongue down into that pussy, its amazing

>>738678012
I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about your girlfriend's pleasure.

>>738681963
Nice man.
I love eating out my wife because she tries her hardest to resist cumming untilmthe very last minute.
Then she convulses and writhes and i hold my mouth on her pussy and suck her clit.
She screams, she creams, then i plunge my cock inside her and pound the living fuck out of her.

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Right here

>>738681615
Dear god, if this works... you are A GENIUS SIR

2 girls i had, tasted like my mouth, even though one was a slut and the other a virgin. Another 2 tasted exactly like how cat food smells, another like armpit and pennies. First pussy I ever smelled was so bad I thought i'd somehow reached the wrong hole. One kind of had a slight butterscotch taste for some weird reason. Got head from a hooker once who insisted on taking her underwear off first. Immediately filled my car with the scent of tuna left out in the hot sun for awhile. Another hooker insisted I smell her hand after she suddenly started fingering herself, because she was so proud of how she smelled, and it was like what the dumpster at my job smells like right after the garbage truck comes and it's empty except for the fluids that had leaked to the bottom but whose stench was covered up this whole time by all the trash and now it's finally unleashed with a fury.

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>>738682364
Riiiiight

>>738683204
Its true.
Im married and i love fucking and eating out my wife.
Its rare, but it happens.

Like your house keys

batteries and sweat 0/10 would not recommend

>>738665213
Like sweaty armpitts

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>>738683473
Suuuurrree

>>738665959
>738665959
surprisingly accurate

>>738665213
Sweaty fruit salad (if you're lucky)

>>738665959
That's because you are smelling your own spit in the experiment and also when licking pussy. Dumbasses.

Like an open cut or scrape that's not bleeding

>>738668963
Health nut
Fat
Pick one

take a shower before eating out, dsnt taste like anything,, stick ur tongue deep enough it can be a little acidic, like licking a 9volt battery

>>738671164
She's wiping backwards then.

from my experiences just tastes like water

>>738681814
your supposed to? are you retarded

>>738682978
i know who u r

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>>738668963

>Be fat
>Eat healthy

What does she do? Dip broccoli in caramel syrup?

>>738670694

>I've sucked my bf like 1000 times

ftfy

>>738665571
>being hetero

>>738665213
Salty milk and coins

>>738668840
>gay for licking ass not pussy

>>738684431
Please tell me your not one of the hookers.

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>>738665959
that's actually accurate

>>738685301

I don't know why, but I'd rather eat a girl's asshole than her pussy. It's just more erotic to me for some fucked up reason.

>>738665213
>bags of sand
any faggot that does not want to eat pussy is gay
smells like fish taste like chicken just plug your nose and keep on licking

>>738665959
wtf

>>738665422
Actually depening which day of the month she's at. Tastes range from salty to sour to aliens acidic.