State you're AGE and number of women you have fucked. No trolling.
>>738640486
24
5
24
0
21
21
23 7 although most have been prostitutes
>>738640486
33
2
36
12
>>738640486
24
1 same girl for a few years now
33
Doing the same one woman since I'm a little boy.
18 3
27
20ish
>>738640687
post her
25
7
42 7
>>738640486
27
5
>>738640486
26
2
Age 25
17
>>738640486
what if gay?
Turning 31 next month
1
it was when I was 16 and only happened once
I hate my life
>>738640486
32
5
Been married since 19 though.
30 /8
18
0
>>738640486
>women
>posts non-women
Nigger
>>738640889
an hero
>>738640889
post how many butts you fucked and how many people fucked your butt
>>738640486
25]=[6
>>738640486
>40
sarlaccs: 1
traps: many
>>738640605
>>738640637
>>738640719
>>738640881
> Liars
20
0
>>738640997
byebye!
26
4
All bar one girl have been relationships 2+ years
19
6
>>738640486
Age: 24
Women fucked: 9
>>738640636
Seems like >>738640867
probably similar
>>738640486
22 years old, 8 women
Iam Liam Iam seavan
>>738640486
23
17
8 plates
25
6?
>>738640486
32 and 8-10 i have been so drunk sometimes that i'm not 100%. Only regret is i have never had a asian girl, i was close one time but fucked it up.
>>738640486
>you're
>>738641111
I forgot one. So, 10. I've been with the same woman without cheating since 20 though.
>>738641017
wtf is wrong with her ear
>>738640486
40
3
I got married young and stayed married
>>738641277
>>738641111
Quads and Dubs. Checkem
>>738641017
Lel jelly?
>>738640486
20
2
>>738640973
0 butt i fucked
55 people fucked my butt
21
9
>>738640486
>25
>2
Fucked my 6th trap recently tho. Told me he was 18, found out he's just 14 after our second round. Pretty sure we're going to fuck again this weekend.
>>738641363
Yeah, those numbers aren't unbelievable. I'd probably give someone benefit of the doubt if they mentioned those figures.
22
1 same girl for 6 years now
>>738641491
MODS MODS MODS
29
11
>>738640486
25
5
>>738640486
32
1 (15years ago)
>>738640486
27/9
3 women and 2 men.
19
0
How fucked am I?
>>738640486
18 lost my V's 7 months ago
I have pounded 4 girls
19
0
Is that wrong?
>>738641957
26
2
here, you're fucked.
26 yo
One woman. We've been together since middle school but that bitch cheated on me so I left her two months ago. Thanks gods we had no kids.
26
2
One night stands
34
26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
>>738642163
You remember them all?
>>738642141
Got any nudes of her
>>738642054
Yes fucking kill yourself beta faggot
>>738642141
>>738642235
Good question, anon. Let's see em
34
3
One when I was 17, wife for 13 years and one mistress/co-worker for the last year.
29
13
26
2
not proud, wish I'd had some more.
>>738640486
29
6
>>738642228
Fuck no lol
>>738640486
Age 22
Bonings 15
21
Kinda a sex addict (lol) so have no idea but like 60-70
>>738640486
25
8 = 5 asians 1 nigger 1 redhead 1 normal white
Excluding head, handjobs, pussy eating
>>738641491
>admitting ur underage
25. Five, I think. I've been told up to five. Only remember three.
19
42
>>738641433
Sounds like a great way to be in prison for 20 years.
You should do it. And tell the internet more about it.
You know, like a smart person would.
20
0
>>738640486
24 4
>>738640926
>>738641025
>>738641491
>>738641957
>>738642054
>>738642694
Muh niggas
21
0
gay
40
4
>married, number not likely to increase
>>738640486
31
0
fml
25
9
+1 she rode me when I was passed out on Xanax
>>738640486
26yo
Fucked 8 woman
1 shemale fucked me
34
20-25... Most fun was either the Latina girl, or the trap I met at a bar. If that counts.
19
2
>>738640486
24
3 women
ex-gf, fucked over 800 times in 4 years. Turned her into a slut, no regrets, have good memories of the time.
One friend. We were both horny as fuck and ended up fucking. Things didnt end good but not bad either, a shame.
Current gf, 5 years, she is a slut and does anything I want. Takes it in the ass 90% of the time, and it´s perfect.
26
counting 3 prostitutes
21.
about to split with the missus so that prozzie number is about to explode!!
14
2
>>738640486
>20
>4
>>738640570
Ditto
>>738640785
Bruh. you get laid like every 4 years?
18
2
7 if receiving oral sex counts
>>738640892
least you got some
>>738641957
>>738642054
Nah you're good. I first had sex at 19 and..
30
47
But I went to a party college and joined a frat, so..
Plus a bunch of hookers in Amsterdam. They're only €50
>>738640486
20
2
>>738640892
Was it a one time thing? Or did you have a girlfriend? Tell me your sadness.
19
20
15
4
34
6, plus one girl I stuck it in and then lost my hard on. I mean...I wouldn't say we had sex, but my penis was inside of her vagina.
>>738643078
Or he's married, dipshit.
>>738640486
28
16 i think, could be more but 16 names is what i remembered on the spot.
>>738641957
by the sounds of it, not fucked at all
>>738640892
This is why I love these threads. Shit like this always makes me feel better about my life.
>>738640486
21
4
>@ 16 w/ old crush
>@ 17-18 w/ gf
>@ 19-20 w/ new gf
>@ 21 w/ step mom
this last one isnt even a lie. It only happened once, but still.
>be me, almost 22 and havent gotten laid since.
>its been a dry 5 months /b/
>>738643313
dumbfuck
>>738640719
Was going to post my answer, but someone else already did
>>738640486
I am 26 and I have fucked atleast 20 women
I have had a very active sex life starting from the age of 13 already.
Not all were 10/10 but a fuck is a fuck
>>738640892
go get em tiger
25
8 I believe
>>738640486
18 (19 next month)
0
>>738641017
>>738641438
Man you guys are retarded. I'm not a pussy machine or anything, but I have one friend that's 35 that's had sex with around 80 women, and another friend that's 33 had sex with around 150 women. And I know they're not lying because I've been around them, I've seen all the pussy they pull. So for you to be like "don't be ridiculous that's totally unbelievable" when someone says they've fucked 20 girls, is fucking retarded.
>>738641017
>this insecure
>on the internet
>>738643349
Iv been with the same girl for a little over a year now and have fucked like 12 since then. He's not trying very hard.
>>738643608
You sound like summer
>>738643614
So you're proud of being a cheater? That's a stupid thing to be proud of.
>>738643667
Yeah okay, that's why my friends are in their 30s
>>738643510
>a fuck is a fuck
Nah. I've fucked a bunch of girls in my life and none were ugly. Not 10/10, but no fat bitches and all were at least 7/10. You gotta live with yourself if you fuck a whale.
30
0
18
0
33
4 weman
>>738643599
What kind of faggotry prompted you to say (19 next month)? You're a homo
31
6.
Just split up with the wife of 6 years so this number could go up.
>>738643422
>@ 21 w/ step mom
Story?
>>738643422
A dry 5 months? Shut the fuck up, ass faggot, I haven't gotten laid in 7 years, fuck your 5 months.
21
0 fucks
0 kisses
0 hugs
24
20 something
22/14
>>738640486
25
3
2 of those I regret
>>738640486
24
3
24 month dry come at me.
>>738643937
You're still young so just get yourself out there, man.
>>738640486
24
40
31
Over 90, haven't paid for it, well not directly.
19
40?
7 of them were my boyfriends at that time, like 10 were my my crushes who i wanted to start a relationship with but it only lasted for a day or a week at most. The others were from tinder/clubs/parties but those times are over now lol... i'm a good girl now.
>>738644606
>19
>good girl now
No you're not. Show tits.
22
7
>>738643927
try 30 faggot
>>738644691
I'm halfway there myself, desu
>>738640486
18
1
Real answer here.
Age: 21
Number of women who gave me head: 19
Number of women I've had sex with: 11
I know my numbers aren't high, but feel to ask anything if somebody needs advice for getting action.
>>738644784
I find it hard to believe anyone needs help with "getting action" unless they're still a teenager. Men and women are both sex hungry freaks.
>>738642316
Story how you met, fucked coworker
>>738644990
I do. 21 Virgin. Feels bad man.
>>738644784
Any ideas bro? Full time job, started going to the gym. Guess it's a confidence thing.
26
4
>>738640486
33
25
>>738645056
>Guess it's a confidence thing
Working out will only help a little bit, visit /fit/ if you want proof of that.
>>738643851
>be me moving from the beach back to the city
>step mom and dad come by to help me move
>after the 2nd day we got everything packed in the u-haul and celebrate last night by going to the local bar
>my dad was drinking quite a lot and had klonopin in his system, so hes feeling it
>a few months prior I came clean to my step mom regarding sexual interests
>she was surprised, but wasnt angry/upset/weirded out
>we get back to the hotel and my dad is about to pass out
>step mom and I are on back patio of hotel drinking and I ask her if she had thought of our previously mentioned convo
>she says yes with the definition of those "fuck me" eyes
>I dont hesitate considering we had been drinking all night and the signs she was throwing out that night
>slam her against the brick wall of the hotel and we start going at it like teenagers in puberity
>we both cant handle the tabooness of it and we both cum super fast, but we didnt stop
>probably fucked 3 or 4 different times that night
>since then every moment we are around each other its filled with sexual desire, but we generally dont have time without my dad being around
>believe me /b/, I will get in that again
and before anyone judges me saying how its disrespectful to my dad, just know hes a cuck who knows his wife has been cheating on and off for the past 10+ years. My dick has no sympathy for this one.
>>738645151
yeah I figured. I'd just like to feel fitter. So far i'm enjoying it, so no negatives.
22
1
26 - 7 shags. Over these ten years of sexual activity, 7 years iv been in relationships. I need all DAT dirty easy European backpacker pussy hot damn fuck socket
>>738644784
How do i get laid using tinder/ bumble as a 21 year old
35
2
>>738645304
I'd also like to know.
>>738645287
I went backpacking in Europe last year and made out with some chick at the club it's lit over there
>>738645056
>full time job
>gym
So you're responsible and you care about your health, or at least like to put up the image that you do. That shows character that automatically puts you above the plentiful number of losers and neets who still get laid all the time. Use your schedule/interests to strike conversation and find a woman who has an interest in you. Be funny. Be creative. Make her laugh, throw in hints there that you're down for anything while being confident but not too direct, unless you want to be. If you fuck up, go on to the next one. I guess it really depends what you're going for, relationship, hook up, ect. All different variables for something that is always available if you take charge.
age 23
5
4 of which are friends
2 of which were in a relationship with good friends
22 32
>>738645453
Last two chicks iv fucked have been euro and south american backpackers. Anus and all
25
9
>>738640486
24
2
>>738642141
She looks like George "the animal" Steele
>>738640486
22
13
>>738640486
21 year old, 3 women.
One girlfriend, one close friend, one girl I meet on a bar, that came to me and ask "want to fuck?".
I still doesn't know her name, and I guess I might have been a "that guy my girlfriend cheated on me with when I asked her to go fuck herself".
19
9
>>738640486
19 8 I think I'm doing pretty good so far
25
9
of which 5 in 2017 starting from January. I am in slut mode right now
>>738640486
53
about 15/18
>>738640486
AGE: 21
Women fucked: 0
20
9
20
1
39/43
26 yo
49
>>738645304
>>738645330
I've never used numble before but tinder is hit or miss. I'm decent looking and first time I was on tinder I got a ton of matches, got some head from 2 different chicks then deleted it and just kept them steady for blow and gos. I was extremely direct about it. Keep in mind these were women who started the conversation with me and I just replied as if I was talking to somebody I wanted to make laugh, feel comfortable and face fuck by the end of the week. It takes back and fourth texting to establish something unless you're pushy and go for the instant puss. I usually lead with asking if they enjoy blowjobs. Some girls are freaks about it and love cum. Some don't. Most talk about it and conversation can build off of it if you're not being creepy. Second time around, which was recent, I talked to some hot chick for a week before meeting. She told me about her ex and how she hated him and we kept it casual but eventually she started showing signs of being lonely, always wanted to hangout and I went for it, fucked her a couple times then decided that was enough. Take control, don't be nervous, be reasonable, be human, don't be creepy. If you're direct enough and honest you will get what you're looking for. Communication stands above looks, although many are shallow and it can be flipped depending on who you're speaking to. Nothing is perfect or 100% predictable but use your intuition to at least make an attempt towards speaking to the right type of girl for your plan. Bars work better. They are there to fuck. Just talk to them and be direct in person for guaranteed results every time. Online works for the insecure, and/slutty ones so if that's your cup of tea the drink up because it's great.
21
4
>>738640486
26
9
>>738640486
22
25
17 about to turn 18
3 (2 of them 7/10 and one 9/10
20
0
Im 22 and I have fucked 31 sloots. I am not proud.
29
2
27
0
Havent really even tried, also im not gay
>>738640486
who the fuck keeps count? o_O
>>738640486
26 years old
30 more or less
24. 100+. Stoped counting. I think I may have an addiction.
23
0
8 different fleshlights
16
42
20
1
>>738643937
22
0 fucks
0 kisses
quite some hugs but it aint worth shit
21 years old
fucked 7 girls for a total of over 1500 times
2 long term gfs in there who fucked daily 2-3 times
26
7
Been in two long term relationships since i was 19.
Also
> underrated thread
>>738647093
very nice :^)
>>738640486
19
6
38/16
19. 0.
22 and 11
27
17.5
38.
1.
Met her when I was 14, married her when I was 19. Only woman I have been with, and I still love her.
>>738640486
19
1
Fuck this existence
>27
>~7
>>738647337
>>738642054
>>738641957
It makes me feel better about myself. I'm 19 and I have only fugged one person.
>>738640486
29
1
Practically a wizard.
>>738648123
Same
>>738640486
19
1
it was awful
20
21-24, not sure
Was a virgin until age 18 so things can turn around if you really try and make them!
25
17
>>738640486
23
2
1
>>738640486
22
more than 15? idk maybe more than 20
20
18 little girls
18
8
21
0
25
0 fuck
2 kiss ( one is my cousin )
>>738641017
hahaha how does it feel to be so pathetic that you cant fathom someone fucking 15 women idiot
35
36 fun on fucked, several more just got a bj off of
Best days were in my late 20s. In a relationship more for 5 years, still knock one down down every year or two but gonna have to work it if I want to keep that number higher than my age. I keep a spreadsheet to keep count, just first names, no notes. At this point many of them I don't recall anything of even after seeing the name
>>738648628
what kind of kiss?
>>738640486
I have 23 years old.
Only 2 girl.
When i was 16 (she had 14,my first gf) and at 17 (she had 16,my second gf) STOP.
>>738641161
Liam get off the internet
23 yo dutch guy
fucked 10 girls
- Zeljka (Dutch)
- Marloes (Dutch)
- Manon (Dutch)
- Hitomi (Chinese)
- Katya (Russian)
- Sophie (English)
- Ria (English)
- Astrid (Austrian)
- Gaya (Dutch)
+1 i cant seem to remember, might be 9
>>738640486
50
30 something... Ah, to be young again
24
29
22
0
>>738648513
thats a completely normal age to be a virgin at you stupid fucking norman
>>738640486
>31
>8
37>0
>state you're AGE
I'M AGE
>>738648732
French kiss with bott and butt grabbed with cousin
>>738641386
Damn you must have a lose asshole, also you're still a virgin if you have never fucked anything.
>>738649363
Simon says
>>738640486
19
4
23yo Dutch lad, fucked 10 girls
- Zeljka (Dutch)
- Marloes (Dutch)
- Manon (Dutch)
- Hitomi (Chinese)
- Katya (Russian)
- Sophie (English)
- Jeniffer (Swedish)
- Ria (English)
- Astrid (Austrian)
- Gaya (Dutch)
Always fun to draft up the list and remember the good times.
32
120ish
Protip okcupid is best followed by POF
>>738640486
32 age
10 girls
But i have to say that few of them, are my lovers and "friends with benefits"
I have a girlfriend and they know about her.
29
Around 85, give or take.
>21
>0
18
0
I just started to get /fit/ and started to let my facial hair grow and am going to ditch my bowl cut soon. Hopefully then women will at least talk to me.
19
2
>>738643937
>>738647337
Go to the gym
>>738640486
19
0
I've already come to the point where I am just fucking done with even trying to get relationships, too many stepbacks for my taste
>>738640486
18. 3. One 9. One crazy 7 them at resulted in false pregnancy claims.
And one 3 for horny desperation. Would not advise
30
2
I've been in the same relationship for 10 years now this month and married. Was a virgin when I met her, the 2nd chick was one of her best friends at the time. She felt bad that she was my only one and wanted to have a 3 way with her friend to break that.
23
32
31-799
>>738644606
Fucked 40 guys, you could never be a good girl now, you've had so much cum it's absorbed into your DNA. Now put a sharpie in your pooper slut.
25
0
>>738640486
41
7 but I tell people 9
25
somewhere between 25 and 40?
>>738649273
break down
>first
>12 seen a porn with a dads friends daughter
>we try out anal, i liked it
>second
>13 watching porn with a buddy
>decided to try fucking each other, meh
>third
>15 girlfriend of a week, wants to fuck. say okay. she ruined me and set me up with a fetish that is hard to procure. (casual/ignored, where she was talking or doing other things while we fucked)
>fourth
>16 hanging out with a female friend, she has the hots for me and i'm an idiot with reading signals, but horny enough to try initiating by saying blatantly. " we should fuck." she had a hairy cunt but tight as fuck.
>fifth
>17 and new girlfriend. (she liked public play mainly because we didn't have any place to fuck, introducing my other fetish) We fucked infront of her friends which didn't give a shit about us being ass naked and fucking on the couch next to them.
>sixth
>18 and riding with a buddy to go hang out with some chick, I was in the back seat and i whip my dick out. she was confused. My buddy did the same thing. Like a champ she took both of us on.
>seventh
>drunk at some older ladies house party i was 18 and she was 34. Party is dieing down and only 4 of us are left my two buddies and i. My buddy tells her "We're gonna run a train on you! choo-chooo!" drunk gangbang
>eight
>21. g/f at the time, now wife
Had 2 more but i don't think they count since i never came and gave up after going at it for a while (2-3 hours) whiskey dick! Hard as fuck but can't orgasm.
21
3
I don't want to feel like a heslut
>>738640701
How is your mum?
>>738645151
nah those are all just virgin betas that fall for memes. i lost track of # around 67,68. so i've rounded by 10's ever since.
Age
>28
Number of girls fucked
>11
>>738640486
21
depends what you count as women: 0 or 1
>>738640892
>what are hookers?
29 36
33
13
12 were by 20. It could've been higher but I didn't cheat with girls I was "with".
>>738644606
unimpressive and gross
18
3
19
0
On medication that gets rid of my sex drive, so in a two year relationship but just never particularly want to
>>738640486
48
well over 200, lost count around 25
>>738644606
any gangbangs for you?
>>738648272
Kill yourself
>>738648469
You blew it Gandalf
23
3
>>738650524
Why should they off themselves?
>>738649452
Why didn't you fuck her?
Post her pic.
>>738640486
19
0
I'll never let any of those flithy money-grabbing breasted-goblins steal my virginity
>>738649677
>Hitomi
>Chinese
Lol, wut?
>>738650508
only watched your mom get GB
>>738640486
42
25 - 28?
23 & 0
>>738650669
negative 3 wow you've had it hard
18
3
>>738650735
/b/ math is amazing
>>738640486
20
18
1 Asian prostitute for keks. Tag-teamed with a buddy, his house was next to a brothel
Chinese chick named Hitomi? That's rare.
>>738650578
Because having sex with the same person forever is lame
about to turn 23
12
>>738640486
23, 4
although these 4 were all at 23 years old
>>738640486
>4chan
>No trolling
Pick one
25
22 from which:
4 prostitutes
1 STD
>>738640486
24
4
22
30+ hookers
3 "normal" girls
>>738650859
Pretty sure it was the Asian bitch who gave me HPV
>>738640486
19
0
25
12
>>738650605
I have 12 at this time and we don't know when my uncle will be home.
>>738642638
>Thinking the US are the only country in the world
26, 2
>>738640486
300
0
>>738640486
19
1
>>738651112
Ask her now if she'll fuck you.
Post results.
I'll wait...
26
14 fucks
3 bj only
>>738640486
15
0
a mad shame
38 50ish
16
12
>>738640486
34, 3
>>738651226
She's married with a girl now