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Sorry Anon I have to write you this ticket. Unless you have

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sorry Anon I have to write you this ticket.
Unless you have Dubs of course
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>>738628633
I have Dubs sir
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Of course... I don't.
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>>738628633
You took my dubs you fucking pig!
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>>738628923
Like someone like you could have dubs
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>>738628633

Fuck the police
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My dubs are right here officer
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Fight me pig
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I got an eye on you bud!!!
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Rolando
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Ha sure you do
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C0pz 5uX d1X
LuL
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¡Aquí tiene Oficial!
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Yea, just a moment
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>>738629027
No nigger cop pulls me over.
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i dindu nuffin
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>>738629333
Oh you have Trips, sorry for bothering you sir!
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>>738629333
Checked
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>>738629333
Trips? You have a good night, sorry for troubling you.
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rolling for 99
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I write you ticket
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>>738629422
>Hahaha he actually fell for it John
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I dinnnndinnn doo sheit, crakkka
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I know I've got them around here somewhere...
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>>738629422
just gtfo
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Sounds like fake news
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>>738628633
Check em
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im guilty officer, i got a kilo on my lap and a bitch in the trunk
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>>738628633
I see...
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>>738629477
>We got another one John
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i am above the law
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How about you check out these dubs officer
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>>738629566
>Anotha one Johnny boy
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Rubadubdubs
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YES!
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IAM THE LAW
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what
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Oh no
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It's a setup! Run motherfuckers!
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yo bite me
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Anyone else have Dubs?
Don't be afraid, we're just here to help.
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>>738630099
fuck
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>>738628633
FUCK THE POLICE
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>>738630063
yo you gotta give me does dubs in da middle
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kiss my ass officer
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You can't get me for anything
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>>738630343
>43
>Just give him our Dubs Billy
>Alright John
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>>738628633
I'm no a queer but if i suck your tiny bonner will u let me go
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOTHERFUCKERS
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Good evening officer
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FTP
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME GO
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>>738630164
Fucking kek
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>>738630999
Holy shit check em
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>>738630999
Oh my god, Trips! Sorry for wasting your time sir. Good bye and REEEEEEEEE to you!
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>>738630999
Right away sir, please be about your business.
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Yes sir I do and here are my papers
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Here you go officer have a good day nkw
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Look I think I've got a set of dubs somewhere but I've got a mad twist and jerk action if we can just forget this?
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I'm just a black man trying to make a living to support my family
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C-certainly officer. Here you go
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>>738631209
Put that gun down niggerrrr oh I'm gonna have to shoot
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chill my man
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>>738631264
Does this look like Dubs? You fucking retard
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>>738631296
I ain't doin sheit nigga, I ain't playin
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Well I'm fucked
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>>738631399
>"Well i'm fucked" Anon told me
>That's funny as fuck Billy
>Alright John i'm bringing him in now.
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>>738628633
I have those dubs right here, right in my back pocket. I also have trips, but I might have left them home
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>>738628633
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>>738631466
>Billy I found these Dubs on you, how could you
>Sorry Johnny boy.
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>>738631399
Gimme dat
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>>738631340
Sorry, I left it in my other post. H- here it is!
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>>738631522
>Dear god even I Johnny have Dubs.
>Good bye world.
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>>738631485
eh, silly me, wrong pocket, here ya go
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>>738631597
Hold still nigger
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>>738631597
Are you looking for a gun nigger? Put your hands on the fucking wheel
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>>738631567
Does this still look like Dubs, you fucking retard
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>>738631597
>>738631625
>>738631649
You'll never take me alive!!!!
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I AM PEPE LORD OF THIS WORLD WITNESS ME
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I dindu nuffin
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right away sir
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>>738628633
But... Check my trips first!
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>>738631841
Blasphema
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>>738631988
>988
>Nice try you Dubs smuggler
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>>738632033
I see those dubs nigger
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>>738632033
>So you were the Smuggler this ENTIRE TIME?!
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Captain Dubs here.
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Kindly eat a dick, police nigger
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just make it quick.

your mum is not gonna wait that long
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>>738628633
the saw is the law
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sir
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>>738628633
not so fast officer
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>>738632244
STOP RESISTING ARREST
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>>738632261
Right?
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Bask in the presence of these trips
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>>738632430
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No ticket today nigger
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>>738628633
fuck your dubs nigger
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I got warrants
Fuck dubs
I'm running
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>>738628633
Cant catch me officer...
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>>738632652
>shot
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>>738628633
I dindu nuffin!
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>>738632690
reroll
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I think my penis size will convince you otherwise officer
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Check'em officer
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Fuck dubs I got singles
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>>738628633
check these
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777 and you are arrested, sir.
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I have 1 better
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You'll find my credentials are in order.
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Come on, let me go. I'll buy you a beer
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Adios
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>>738628633
I dindu nuffin.
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>>738632287
you got nothing on me
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>>738628633
am i being detained?
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huh
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>>738628633
What about trips good sir? Just asking
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>>738628676
well, i know i had some dubs somewere
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>>738628633
I was under the impression that this is a single digit zone.
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AM I UNDER ARREST!?
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Well Time for me to go.
cannot get dubs or wait til it happens. I need to dream
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>>738628633

Its a single digit zone you fucking cunt.
Now GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN
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Sorry i have trips only
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Good thing I'm not gettin a ticket cos dubz
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>>738631829
Bang bang bang dubs means you die big nog
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u want to speak to my dubs officer
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