Anons, I need a friend. It's been a hard week and I just

Don't have kik but can chat on here. What's wrong buddy?

What's going on? If it's some faggy teen shit I'm good

>>738590734
It's just been a bad fucking month and I've barely made it through. Everyone that seems like they care does a horrid job at showing it, so I do not even know what to think anymore.

>>738590866
About what?

>>738590816
Lol no, I have been through my share of faggot shitty teen shit.

>>738590930
About where I should be, I guess. I realize that this feeling is commonplace, but still, I don't know how to get through it. I feel like I am just missing something and I haven't been able to find it.

I'm listening.

>>738591081
You poor boy. I can find a problem. Should I pull back the seat of your pants?

>>738591132
Well, thank you. Even just listening helps. Idk, I am always there for people. Fuck, I live for helping people, but when I need someone it just can't happen.

>>738591194
Do it. No balls. :p

>>738591350
I don't think that's it. Is there a dirty bum hole? :)

>>738590637
Ok add me. I dont have friends . recreated an account just for this my nigga

>>738591606
HackermanMahboi is the name

>>738591434
Hm, I don't think so. I'd personally say that I know how to keep my asshole kempt and clean, but let the world be the judge of that as it is with everything else.

>>738591300
Wait... I've changed my mind actually....???
..You should probably shut up and an hero, sooner rather than later.

>>738591636
Thanks! If this is some bullshit, I just might explode into a mighty bloody pulp. O.o

>>738591649
A cute boy like you should be judged on that. Should I sniff?

>>738590637
Give me your kik

>>738590637
>>>738591300
>Wait... I've changed my mind actually....???
>..You should probably shut up and an hero, sooner rather than later.
Grammatically, that does not make sense.
Rephrase? :p

Age?

>>738591833
We both know I can't give my age.

>>738591811
Denied.

>>738591739
Maybe. Can you?

>>738591722
No bullshit mang. I have no one to talk to either. You can say whatever you have on your heart

>>738591636
Weird pic of dude with glasses?

>>738591960
I absolutely will. You want me to don't you?

>>738592088
Yes thats putin

>>738591983
Thanks mate, it's good to see that beautiful shits are given somewhere in this ugly world.

>>738592110
Well, I am only 20% gay, so...

>>738592292
What a cutie. I'll tell all the cute girls. That's why you're a sad boy. You want some attention for that cute butt. You agree with that idea?

>>738590637
Are u gay?

>>738592427
Hm, nah. I don't feel emotionally able to handle a girl or guy at the moment. The offer is greatly appreciated, though.

>>738592611
Bisexual.

>>738592614
that's p. gay op

>>738592661
How u know

>>738592614
It's ok. Big bro understands. It felt nice to share that about yourself though didn't it? Stinky boy

>>738592742
Suppose it is. What then? :p

>>738592661
Would u take a load in ur ass?

>>738592757
I just personally think that gender should not be a restriction for romance. If you love someone who is the same gender as you, you should be able to embrace that. I have never dated a guy, but if I had feelings for one, I wouldn't regret it.

definition of cancerous faggots

>>738592945
Actually, I don't think I'd ever do anal. That has always seemed a little weird to me. Sorry, mate. /:

>>738593114
Good

>>738592614
Do you need to cry?

>>738593045
Smh. Tell me about it.

>>738593338
Thank you!

>>738593114
try it. anal will solve your problems.
kek

>>738593440
No, I do not.

>>738593513
Maybe someday. The thought has just always made me uncomfortable.

>>738593541
You know it's ok don't you?

>>738593501
But i kik doesnt let me make an account

>>738593625
Of course, nobody should ever be afraid to cry. It has just personally never helped me to do so. I usually write, but I don't want to do that, either. Hence my presence on the wonderful /b/.

>>738593658
Why not? Any idea?

>>738593940
Mmmm what if you cried and I cuddled you?

>>738594029
rolling for this

>>738590637

that you, Scott?

>>738594029
What are u? Gay?
>>738593996
It says cuz of security reasons

>>738594029
Not to be an ass, but I don't want to be cuddled by someone unattractive and that I don't know. Maybe if I knew you or if I didn't but you were attractive, but as of rn, idek if I would be okay with that.

>>738594236
And that i need to update my phone but lol i dont hav any updates

>>738594073
No need.

>>738594081
No, I am not a Scott.

>>738594256
Did I mention you'll wear a diaper?

>>738594293
Hm. Perhaps re-install Kik? I am not quite sure what to do aside from that. Sorry. ):

>>738594450
No, actually, but that did make my answer clear. Sorry, mate.

>>738594469
No need to sorry, not ur fault, but probably will see u never lol
>>738594450
And this faggot annoys me

>>738590637
SnowyKelley, & I'm always here to help

>>738594602
Lol well apology sent anyways. (:

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>>738594602
Also my battery is low and its late night, see tomorrow for guy HavUSeenMe with this guy, seeya maybe, or goodbye forever
Or just post ur nick maybe i will join

>>738594996
But probably this faggot will make this account...

>>738594393

Ah, my mistake. You look a lot like a friend of mine whose mom died a few days ago. Don't know what your problems are or what a kik is for that matter, but look for your internal fortitude- you got a better shot with that than my shitty advice at overcoming your problems

Hang in there, man

>>738594256
bb it's about the comfort. it's about being wrapped up in my big, strong arms and feeling safe and warm in my embrace.

cmon, say yes

>>738590637
>>738590637
are you Canadian OP?

>>738595700
Thanks, mate. I am sorry for your friend and wish you only the best. ):

>>738595709
Haha sure. (:

>>738596104
No, I am not. Why?

>>738596439
'murrican then? just guessing based on your op pic

>>738590637
why has the week been a bad one?

whats up dude i dont have a kik just reply here

>>738596580
Unfortunately. Being American these days seems to have so much negative connotation behing it. /:

>>738596845
I'm just an emotional shmuck and this world is ugly and unfair. /:

>>738597096
Then are you without a foreskin?

>>738596945
I'll do my best. I didn't know so many people would reply to this thread. How're you doing, mate?

>>738597096
>Unfortunately
wonder who's giving america a bad name hmm

>>738597170
Or is it a touchy subject?

>>738597207
I was circumcised as a baby.

>>738597321
Idk, but I believe that it rhymes with "Shmonald Shrump".

>>738597771
I suppose maybe a little bit. I just want friends honestly, mate. You can never have enough people to talk to imo.

>>738598258
nah i think it's the crying liberals who feel a delusionary need to apologize to the world for our president. ever heard of embracing the meme? no just keep shouting about russia to your mommy and daddy. kek you're a joke, kid

>>738598187
Then are you glad for it? And were you also left with a thin brownish ring as a result?

>>738598642
I really don't give any shits for politics.

>>738598681
I suppose I am glad, but I really have no opinion of it. And no, no brown ring. Why? Is that normal?

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>>738598978
By the ring, I meant something like pic related--a thin brownish line running around the shaft, likely separating two color shades. Some cut guys have one, though some do not. Would you check real quick to verify whether you do or don't?

>>738590637
this even you in the pic, OP?

>>738599162
No mate, I do not. Is that your ring? If so, how do you feel about having one?

>>738599281
Actually, yes, that is yours truly.

>>738599539
It is not, lol. But if you don't mind saying, in what state (or general geographic region at least) were you snipped?

>>738599614
prove with pic touching ear?

>>738599643
Central U.S. Why?

>>738599763
nebraska or iowa? and just curious, doing a bit of an informal survey

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>>738599679
Yours truly.

>>738599875
I won't give the state name, sorry. I am in the Central (U.S. & Canada) time zone, though.

>>738599942
ty

>>738600036
Hope it wasn't NE. But finally, if you have any brothers, were they done as well?

>>738600050
Np, but may I ask the purpose of your request, or is it simply a request out of curiosity?

>>738600125
No, not NE, and no, no brothers here, mate.

>>738600175
just proof

>>738600217
Aight, thanks for humoring me

>>738600266
Ah, okay. Np.

>>738600323
No problem. (:

>>738599614
Dick pic time OP

Whats up OP, if you need a bro Im there, none of that touchy feely shit though

>>738600470
No, no dick pics from me. There are other threads for that.

>>738600580
Of course, mate. Bros are always welcome. You got memes?

>>738600945
but none with your dick clearly identified :8

Grill here kik Kerr.uwu

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>>738590637
Yotsuba is sad for you

Bro here, of course I've got fucking memes.

>>738601141
Then shoot me up.

>>738600992
I just don't feel the urge to capture the moment that my penis happens to currently be in, whatever that moment may be.

>>738591300
never be "always" there for others, spare sth. for yourself.

>>738601258
JUST DO IT OP. PRETTY PLOX

>>738601190
Kik: reddescent

morgan K is that you?

>>738601325
Nah.

>>738601296
You have good advice.

>>738601549
No.

>>738599942
You look like me. you write like me. You are bisexual.

Are you me, OP?

>>738602054
Hm... Let's leave that to our great cousin Allah to decide.