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Today I earned a PhD in molecular cell biology. I wanted to share

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Today I earned a PhD in molecular cell biology. I wanted to share my happyness with you mates.
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>>738577504
Congrats, what do you plan to do with this knowledge?
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And yet you can't spell "happiness" correctly.
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>>738577504
Enjoy your days as a research assistant doing the same work for years, making discoveries and progress and having it all credited towards you head researcher!
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Pic related?
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>>738577504
Celebrate by showing us your genitals
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>>738577504
Congratulations, you've worked hard and whatever comes hereafter, you've earned.
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>>738577777
Fucking WASTED. >:(
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>>738577504
Genetics fag here. What was your thesis on? Not word for word ofc, need to remain an anon.
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>>738577777
dem quints
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>>738577777
witnessed

welcome to the world of making 1/3rd of what your qualifications entail you to, although I guess you were sort of in this world already
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>>738577504
Congrats OP, I'll be applying for biochem PhD programs for fall2018 myself

>>738577614
You literally have no clue how research, publications, and authorship for publications work do you
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>>738577504
I'd put my PhD in your biology.
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>>738577777
Wow just wow i double chek em
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Congrats!
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>>738577611
Thank you for correcting me.

>>738577725
You would be disappointed.

>>738577777
Thank you very much. Wish you the best.

>>738577886
On new scaffold for cell culture in regenerative medicine.
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Congrats.

Now do some escorting.

For me.
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>>738577504
PhDs aren't finalised in the summer..
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>>738578742
I just want more of that chick
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>>738578912
phds are awarded whenever the person has their defense in half the world. a buddy of mine got his yesterday.
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>>738578912
Thesis defenses happen when ever you are ready. If op passed his defense today, that was his last step other than walking at graduation, he is Phd now. Deal with it
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>>738577504
nice. now what? what's your plan?
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>>738577909
Yeah this is what I'm scared of when I think of doing a Ph.D. I'm getting a masters this year in biomed engineering, but my parents want me to go for a Ph.D. Thing is, once I get the phd, my options actually become much more limited in the industry
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>>738578742
Interesting. Well i wish you the best of success, damn big achievement to get a PhD. Are you thinking of pursuing a career within academia (wish i did) or are you intending on doing research for industry?

Also pics are 10/10. Please continue.
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>>738577978
The World needs people like us. ;)

>>738578879
Pics not related.

>>738578912
My defense was in June but graduation day was today.
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>>738577504
>Happyness

Good thing they don't look at spelling.
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>>738577504

Hi, I see that you are retarded and can't even form complete sentences. Please put your degree on the toilet paper roller next to the bidet. Obviously it will do you no good.

Kind Regards,
The death of western civilization.
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>>738579614
found the bitter english major graduate working at starbucks top kek
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>>738579116
>>738579243
This.

>>738579258
Doing a post-doc, abroad if I can.

>>738579309
I am in Europe and here we need to do a Master before the PhD. In US you have to choose between both?

>>738579331
Thanks mate. If opportunity shows up I would like to try academia but there is so few position.
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>>738580111
nah it's the same here in the US, but I didn't want to commit to a phd right away because of industry job prospects. I know you can leave after the first two years with a masters, but it seemed really diskish to do that to the professor you're working for.
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>>738577504
Congratulations man I'm happy for you. Thinking of doing a PhD in nanotechnology or automotive engineering, when I finish my MEng degree
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People with purpose don't belong here.
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>>738580111
True about positions, friends of mine thaytdid PhD's seen to have become somewhat lost after they struggles to find work in academia. Although, two of them moved to Germany to accept positions within academia so i guess as long as you don't mind travelling you're good.

Anyway, night anon. Pics were awesome.
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>>738580111
>I am in Europe and here we need to do a Master before the PhD. In US you have to choose between both?
Some schools offer a masters and a PhD, other just one or the other. You only need a bachelors to go for either but the PhD is harder to get into than masters. It's also a longer program
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>>738580384
Ok, I understand. It's not an easy decision.

>>738580573
Nanotech is the future. I know people using nanoparticles to vectorise medication. It's badass.

>>738580653
I agree. :) Good night Anon.

I also wanted to say 4chan helped me having a smile in hard moment. During last year most of my fapping material came from /s/ or /hc/. My wallpaper from /wg/.
There are glimpses of goodness down here. Be proud of you /b/tards.
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>>738581180
PhD guy. What shall I do, I'll see definitely be looking into fully funded

I watch Linus tech tips, love nanotechnology, carbon nanotubes, material science,quantum mechanics, cars.

I'm from England, don't mind going international
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>>738581180
Hey mate biomed fag. I like academia but do you think it might be more practical for med research to become a doctor over PhD in neuro?
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>>738581180
Fuck, first plum/b/anon, now this, /b/ was great today

Well this whole thread is rather unexpected, but if real then it's a really good thing, people tend to think 4chan = /b/ + /pol/ but I'm happy that some managed to take the best from several boards while a /b/tard in spirit

I have a few question for you tho, will be in L2 next year, wish not to stop before Master is in my pocket, so my question are When did you come here for the first time and What kind of support do you find here ?

As a /b/ addict, if such a thing exist, these answer could be really useful to me

take pic as payment, figured that if you browes /s/ then you'd like it

Godspeed from a fr anon
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>>738581819
Only you can take decision for your future. If you want to dedicate yourself body and soul to a topic then do it.

>>738582299
If you want to become a neurologist and see patient then a MD is mandatory yet it is ensure you will do fondamental research, you will do clinical one. If you want to do fondamental you must have a PhD. In the end you can do both if you are really dedicated.
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>>738582596
> I'm happy that some managed to take the best from several boards while a /b/tard in spirit
This. Reading you is like reading what I could have written.

I come to 4chan since high school for 1-2 h a day. Half for porn I gotta admit. For 1 year I use the mobile app so when I have 5 min to kill I start it.

If I can give you advice: learn/work the most you can and contact asap a professor to do undergrad research. Research is learned by doing research. On your freetime BTW please do fap like a monkey to unwind.
I appreciate the pic.
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>>738583394
>way more of an oldfag than me
>actually delivering
>offering advice
>girl
>Scorpions - Tease me, Please me playing
>tfw

seriously tho, I'm not that interested on research, well not anymore, well not until I master what I'm going into, I have the ability to befrienf profs easily so no worries here

the thing that worries me long term is the 5 fap-a-day rythm I have, so already a monkey....
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Wow, 5 fap-a-day. Are you not exhausted? Do you have a GF?
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>>738577777
KYS!
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>>738585043
well obviously not OP but anyway, exhausted, when on a 12+ "combo" I am indeed, else no, I have a really close friend I do sex with one in 2 months but that's all

I just need to think about /b/, or anything sex-related, and it won't quit my mind until I fap, and sometimes it leads to exhaustion, me lying everythingless on the bed, I just can't help it and feel like shit when it happens

not even an addiction, it's like a curse, I was wondering how OP was coping with that, that's all, I'm only 2 years and a half a /b/tard, so imagine for 8+ years...
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ew that's a pussy
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>>738586416
I am not afflicted by such a strong dependence on sexuality. Usually fapping once a day before falling asleep.
Cannot you chase those thoughts away e.g. watching a good serie?
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>>738587666
you don't get it.....
women are what makes me get out of bed and what fill my mind before slumber
they're what's making me thrive above all else, so in a sense 4chan is perfect for me, lotta girls surrounded by other center of interests

what I do on /b/ and /s/ is saving woman pics, mostly for the sake of it, I try to delete anything lust related only to keep stuff like pic related, and I'm thankful for it , sometimes I share it with /b/ros that were kind to me, this time a /s/ister

dropbox
/sh
/z2gtiz1c4vcxz81
/AADKcf6EOjSoUuYAToOjDRjHa?dl=0

the thing is I really love 4chan for several reasons, but occasionally I get to meet some anons and discuss with them about why they come here ect, I'm a bit off-topic here but I really like having this kind of conversation, it's so scarce
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>>738588671
I also want to add that I'm really worried about /b/ becoming more and more a casual porn site
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>>738578742
One of those is gonna pop right in and not come out.
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>>738588671
I hope you will find peace and be proud of yourself.
Good night Anon.
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>>738577504
>>738578742
>>738587666
All this achievement, and STILL your pussy remains dry.
How's it feel to know you will not find a man more accomplished than you and will be forced to settle for someone who cannot relate to who you are?
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>>738590240
well thx, congrats on your PhD, pics were good too

just do me a favor and listen to this, may it reminds you of an Anon's daily struggle with himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ


peace
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>>738582631
Cheers bud
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>>738577504
>share my happyness
you can keep it. I couldn't care any less what the fuck you do. I hope that while you're sleeping tonight your house burns down with you in it
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>>738590844
Listening to it right now.

>>738590972
Cheers pal
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>>738584499
sauce on chick?
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>>738577504
>bioLOGy
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>>738591957
lurk moar
>>738591331
well listen to the whole Crazy World album then, sorry, didn't resisted to reply, please don't
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Can't spell happiness. Seem's legit.
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>>738592230
btw install 4chanX, shit's cash
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>>738592230
that's never worked well for me since it just uses the thumbnail not the picture in the search
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Congrats man best of luck to ya.
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>>738592230

sauce?
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>>738592643
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/chill-ass-orangutan-doesnt-even-care-he-got-shot-in-the-1564377930

with time you learn how to do these thing

anyway I'm definitely out
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>>738577504
>Today I earned a PhD
poor
poor
poor
son of science. The job field will tear you a part, tell them you earned a M.S so they won't reject you.
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>>738578742
>>738582631

Are you by any chance based in Souther Germany?
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>>738577504
>>738578742
>>738580111
>>738582631
>>738583394
>>738587666
please post more of this girl, if its you OP please post your breasts
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>>738593325
Yes, why?
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>>738594273
Freiburg? I might know your successor.
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>>738594375
Maybe
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>>738594554
Ha. What a coincidence. They told me what they´d do for their PhD and its basically about growing cells on plastic, which sounds a lot like what you did. And fits with the date.
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>>738594273
>>738594554
Obviously not OP.
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>>738594712
i sucked so many dicks for this
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Congratulations!
I hope you find a job you can sink your teeth into soon.
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>>738594765
Obviously jealous
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>>738594765
Wenn du wüsstest :-)
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ziemlich witzig. Was ist deine Lieblingsecke hier?
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>>738577504
Good job, OP.
Glad all that hard work bore fruit for you.

Hope you get a great job and go on to cure cancer or some shit.
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>>738577504
Congratulations! :)
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3 for one in one OP! Feet smarts and pussy nice!
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Das ist mir grade irgendwie unangenehm... ich bin mal weg.
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ach komm schon. Ist doch witzig. Findet schon keiner raus, dass du ein btard bist.
Ich kenne dich nicht und hab auch mit deinem Nachfolger nicht mehr viel zu tun.
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>>738595029
>>738594273
jungs ich hab soviele tabs offen nur mit porn image gallerien das ich 2 mal mein mausrad durch scrollen muss um ans andere ende zu kommen. ich hab noch ein weiteres fenster offen mit ca genauso vielen tabs aber die sind alle bdsm video gallerien und ein paar videos. ich hab die anderen einzel tabs schon geschlossen da ich mit fappen fertig bin und wollte meine suche nicht beenden. dauernd bin ich auf der suche nach dem geilen sobald ich nen bild seh das ich geil find muss ichs downloaden. junge ich heute bestimmt auch schon 5 mal gewichst wenn nicht sogar mehr. ich glaub ich hab ein problem. aber mir gehts ähnlich wie dem einen heir im thread. sobald ich irgendwie was sehe was mich geil macht gehts nicht anders. sonst komm ich nicht zur ruhe. hab 2 stunden durch gewichst und dabei nach dem perfekten vid/bild gesucht. ist das ne art krankheit? ich würde meinen linkes ohr hergeben um jetzt sex mit ner geilen zu haben
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>>738596091
fkk-palast.
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>>738592196
I know one of the rules is don't feed the trolls, but my God you are fucking stupid.
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>>738577504
Why you post this nasty ass pic
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>>738596252
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>>738577504
So now it's doctor faggot?
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>>738596237
wtf junge bist du auch der, der das wwyd pic mit den 3 fotzen gepostet hat in nem andren faden wo man den bodensee im hintergrund sieht? mach ma treffen mit denen fit pls
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>>738577504
I know a guy with a PhD in chemical engineering and he works at a shitty flavor company making 50k/year. Is this what PhDs have to deal with these days? Honestly curious. Congratulations though OP
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>>738596596
bodensee ist ca 150km von hier entfernt. Und ich poste nie bilder von Leuten die ich kenne.
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>>738577816

:D
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>>738596747
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>>738577504
Working on my master's thesis in Structural Biology (X-Ray crystallography), going to publish alongside with it.

My question to you is: How in the fuck did you decide after a year of research for the masters you wanted to tack another 3+ onto that for a PhD? I continuously go back and forth between "I want this, nothing in the world can stop me from getting a doctorate" and "fuck man, 70 hour work weeks suck dick, I can't continue this indefinitely".

How did you cope with the stress, the lack of free time, and the existential struggles whenever you'd reach a holdup in your research? Did you ever regret having started your PhD in the process? Looking back, would you do it again?
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