Gather round for storytime /b/ros 1/3 >Okay, so be me a few

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>>738560659
2/3
>Fuck i loved her, so anyways we about 10 minutes from the house, cab filled with a silent driver, sloppy sucking, and some overly lewd talk, good times.
>"look me in the eyes while you fuck my face in this dirty cab"
>"open up that slutty mouth and eat your dessert you kinky bitch"
>often our dirty talk even goes as far as to taunt the driver and the other fun things you say to rub your sex life in others faces.
>ready to bust when she just pulls me out of her mouth with that wet pop and just grabs my balls and grips the base tight as fuck.
>Enjoy it but god damn she has a death grip on me and no way she is gonna let me blast her in the face yet.
>vehicle finally comes to a stop, made it back alive somehow, driver tells us it would only be 12 bucks for the ride, look at fare total was somewhere around 30.
>exiting the van her keeping a tight grip on the dick leading me out like it's a fucking leash, toss the driver 15 on the way out, 3 bucks for the mess of tiramisu and spit left on the seat.
>reach the door fumbling for the keys while she's teasing me and playing with the my balls on our doorstep, trying to be discrete but you know how it goes when your drunk, it's still obvious to everyone.
>"your gonna love your surprise baby, can't wait for you to see it"
>benis won't be able to take much more of this, get the door opened, pulled into the house before she pushes me back onto the couch.
>orders me to stay put while she get's changed and ready, even nice enough to grab me a beer before heading to the room.
>drinking my beer, taking a breather and trying to figure out what sort of surprise she had in mind, since it could be fucking anything.
>yiffy suits, dragon dildos, a horse suspended by an intricate system of ropes and pulleys accompanied by a marching band, who the fuck knows.
>Waiting about 20 mins now and starting to get that anxious feeling as well as reaching the end of my second beer.

Get on with it, Anon

Oy vey I'm hard. Don't shut it down

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3/3
>all of a sudden start hear moaning coming from our bedroom down the hall and hear her call out "I'm ready"
>love her but i swear to god if theres a dude in there fucking her i'm killing them both.
>keep my cool as i set my beer down, stand up and make my way towards that door and whatever hides behind it.
>There is probably no greater moment of happiness and relief in my life than when i opened that door and saw what she had in store.
>her standing there in a slutty latex outfit and heels, looking up at me while she was bent over some bitch she had tied down to the bed in a matching outfit.
>everythinginmylifewasleadingtothismoment.heaven
>Didn't know who the chick was but later found out it was an old highschool friend of her's
>i guess she was talking to her for a few weeks before to plan the whole surprise, anyways
>not even 5 seconds into my pants hitting the floor before i was climbing onto that bed and pressing her face into her friends ass
>ok so to set the scene, two bitches in matching skimpy outfits, one tied to the bed, the other spreading her out and tongue forced into her asshole getting it ready for the penis that would be penetrating it soon
>so before i can even spit in her face she pulls her tongue from that fartbox grabs my dick with that kungfu grip and looks me straight in the eyes as she says
>"are you ready to fuck this cum slut baby?"
>ultimately the answer was yes (of course), simply give her a nod more focused on my dick pulsing in her hand than speaking, she finally let's go.
>reaching up she grabs my hair and whispers in my ear "yfw you read the first letter of every sentence." and i instantly came buckets

>>738561035
lazy and mentally challenged what does the first letter of every sentence spell

WHAT THE FUCK

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>>738561035
fugggg X--D

floor dino shit fk me

>>738561035
10/10
great job, OP

>>738561191
open the door... etc.

>>738561035
Got me
>>738561191
the game

>>738560524
op is a fuckin masterful faggot good job

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>>738561035

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>>738560524
>>738560765
>>738561035

God damn, OP. Reminds me of old /b/.

Open the door, get in the Floor everybody so the dinosaur.

OP you fucking Legend...

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Add me in the screencap

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Well done OP
Well fucking done

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>>738561381
>>738561421
>>738561478
>>738561637
>>738561770

First letter of every line....... not sentence.

Otherwise, instant classic.

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>>738562089
Me too

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>>738562190
making the revisions now
i will be better for you next time anon
then will you finally love me?!?!?!

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Props, a job well done

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God fucking dammit
Add me in screencap desu

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I AM IN THE SCREEN GABS

Holy shit 10/10 op

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>>738560524
>>738560765
>>738561035

>>738562338
I love the pic you posted, wonderin if I could share it. Would you mind?

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>>738560524
wp you sneaky faggot'
well fucking played

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>>738560524
Got me you sneaky bastard
Well played

>>738560524
Expected Shrek to be banging your gf.

Are you still with your girl?

Toasting in epic bread

Add me in the screencap

>>738561035
kek

>>738562300
No

>>738562896
that will be my next project just for you anon
>>738563220
no it turned out she was a raptor disguised as a goth chick who turned on to be a straight man in a woman's body

add me in the screencap niggers

>>738563949
>not even having a pic

>>738561035
A gentle reminder of a happier time. Thank you for the smile.

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put me in the screencap

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>>738564395

>>738561035
God damn it OP you had me there

Fuck you plebbit you gang of faggots

>>738562300
next time its stale

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>>738560524

op is a master

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>>738565230
when will i ever be good enough for you anon

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get me in that screencap

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>>738560524

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>>738561035
OP god bless you

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10/10 mastapiece

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not even mad, great job op

>>738560524
I FUCKING KNEW IT FUCKING SHIT
I swear the god, I was thinking it was going to be either walk the dinosaur or read the first letter of each sentence, but not BOTH
Bravo OP, bravo
Don't remember last time I read had such a good ride

Well played, anon. Well. Played.

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>>738560524
well played sir

Someone post screencap

>>738560524
that was god tier 10/10

>>738560524
My sides are currently orbiting fucking Pluto.
Bravo OP, best dinosaur ever

Well done OP, put me in the screencap.

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GET ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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fuck your screen caps and fuck your dinosaurs OP ruined my night

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>>738561035
I'm not even mad. Well played, OP.

And on that day OP finally ceased his faggotry.

>>738560524
Bravo. This really brings me back. At first all I could think was "why isn't my life like this anymore?" feelsadman.jpg BUT THEN... Many smirks and grins and feeling OK. The only thing that would make this better would be if we still had the old captcha.

>>738571405
>The only thing that would make thsi better would be if we still had the old captcha.

We had a time with no captcha at all, but then the surgeon became too enlightened.

good job anon

>>738571405
>not using legacy captcha
Are you gay?

>>738571681
No, mind assisting me with turning that on rather than being gay yourself?
>>738571568
That sounds like pure insanity

>>738572024
It wasn't insanity until a certain spambot shat all over /b/ for weeks on end, which eventually led to the implementation of captcha in the first place.

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ahbjadgsfgdhgsgfhd

>>738572024
Clikc on the right top button that reads settings, activate the "use legacy captcha" option on the window that opens and click save at the bottom of said window
????
Profit

Op you monster.

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Holy shit, you bunch of newfag retards...

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Haha, that was the GOAT!

Stale pasta OP. Summerfags are easily amused.

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OP is the grandest faggot of all

>>738560524

Proxy used to be so yummy, that old picture makes me wanna stick my tongue so far up that butthole that the aftertaste would last me for days.

Fuckin epic brah!

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>>738560524
>>738560765
>>738561035

Fucking legendary