Question: Would it be weird to pretend that you're an Irish

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God your a faggot.

>>738540930
How is it so weird?

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what? How can you be an irish tourist in your own town?

Irish is Irish. Girls in Ireland don't give a shit where you're from unless maybe you're from the north.

>>738540988
No, I'm not from Ireland, I will just pretend to be from there.

>>738540473
As long as you can pull of a proper accent

Having an irish accent in canada or finland is aces

>>738541072

You'll fail badly. Irish guys just have a certain quality/accent/general sense of fun that would be fairly impossible to mimic unless you're literally a finely accomplished actor

>Joseph Gilgun in Preacher

Like I have made an entire peronality of a fake Irish person, where he lives, studies, names and so on.

And yes, I can pull off a pretty good accent.

If you have a thick accent, you'll have a lot more luck pulling this abroad where you're considered 'exotic'. Even some parts of England fawn over an Irish accent.

Irelands a shit hole.
dony do it

Like she never had to find out that I'm really not my Irish alter-ego Collin McReelee.

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imagine being such a loser that you have to pretend to be from a different country to talk to women in your own home town....christ

>>738541563
Well, yeah, but I have a hard time talking to strangers at all because in my country we don't do really do that...

>>738541661

Unless you live in Sealand where the population is in double digits, you're just being a massive loser trying to cover your obvious inadequacies

>>738541185
This is bullshit, I've been blacking out and getting laid with this since I was 16. Some drunk American skank isn't going to know

>>738540473
Nah man. Believe it or not, I had a buddy pull that exact stunt. It worked too. Just don't fuck up the accent.

one time i was really really fucking drunk getting drunk outside on some benches at a university (my friend was up in his dorm with his girl and i left to get more booze and then forgot how to get back in cuz drunk af and when i was calling to have them let me in they were fucking and didnt notice my text so i was stuck outside for like half an hour before he noticed and let me in) and i ended up pretended to be irish for no good raisin to some girls who walked by and i tried to get them to let me sleep in their dorm but on account of the fact i was a highly drunk weirdo in the middle of the night with a probably obviously fake irish accent, they declined
later that night i got arrested for pretty much no reason (RA or somebody called the cops on us, i was drunk and uncooperative and so i got searched, i had a bowl on me & was MIP for the alcohol but then i somehow lied out of it and convinced the guy i was a legal minor [all i had was a fake i.d. not my own so he couldnt go off that and then i had him call my alzheimersy grandma and ask how old I was, since he asked in a leading way "so your grandson here says hes such and such age... is this true" she just said yeah sure sounds good] and he didnt want to fuck with any juvenile intake paperwork so he drove me home.

>>738542006
Nah, my accent is pretty good, that's why I did choose Irish.

>>738541188
BUT WHY

>>738542271
Then I have a convincing story of someone asks me about my life.

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>>738540473

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nigga stop acting autistic and just learn to talk to fucking people, christ

People I talked to apparently says it's creepy, I dunno.

>>738540970
This

>>738541563
This

>>738540473
Right, IRanon here, unless you have lived in Ireland for some time, it will be obvious that you're not Irish, and anyone who is will be able to call your bluff near instantly. You will also get called out for not "acting Irish", because there is a very specific way that the Irish act, and even we don't know how to do it, it just happens. But nevertheless, good luck with it

Course it would, and your accent will be a dead give away and make you look stupid. And, yes you do have an accent, and no you cant hide it.

Also, this >>738541563

>>738543714
Nah, my accent is pretty hidable with a good Irish accent, I'm good on that part.

>>738541215
Says the Scot.

>>738544613
BURN!

>>738543557
"We don't know how to do it we just do"
Damn right lad. We're lovable handicaps, just the right amount of rude and autistic, foreign bitches love it, except all the polskis all them are stuck.up their own.holes

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>>738540473
Where are you from? As an Irish man myself we can always tell an American trying to do an Irish accent, you make it sound like a fuckin leprechaun. The Brits do it better

>>738543941
What accent are you gonna use?

>>738543941
Go make a Vocaroo of it or don't do it at all. Better to get it rated.

>>738545083
I didn't wanna mention this, but Sweden (I don't want any "Swedistan" shit, it's just annoying and will stray from the original topic.

>>738545142
I dunno.

>>738545372
What should I say?

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>>738541563

kek and yet here we are

>>738545488
Anything you think you would in a situation like the one you're planning. Anything at all.

>>738545039

t. Rejected by polish qt

Not her fault you're an autistic faggot. I've fucked a bunch of Polish girls in Galway and Limerick. Didn't even have to pay.

Vocaroo: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iSPfehB7R5 .

Pretty good, right?

>>738545979
Any girl under 30 in galway is easy kek

>>738546174
If this is OP, Either kill yourself or give up on your shit idea jesus christ that's worse than julia roberts attempt at an irish accent

>>738546687
Yes, that's OP, and it can't be that bad, can it?

>>738546174
Your kinda over-emphasizing on "derrrrink" don't overdo it with the r's

Do this all the time... Pretend to be a footballer a lot. Works constantly.

>>738546804
But other then that, it's good?

Am Irish. The stereotype of it being easy to get girls in other countries - it's true

>>738546174
Lad you sound like a fuckin paki.

>>738547164
Ehhh kinda yea, sounds very culchie though

>>738546174
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iSPfehB7R5
Fucking arab prick

>>738547306
Culchi?

>>738547306
Culchie?

>>738545039
You mustn't know many of them fucking latvians then
I've a latvian neighbour that stamped on my cat cos it was in his back garden, the fucking cunt
He thinks he's so great cos he can speak Russian and latvian, if you asked me if say the cunt should learn enough English to hold a fucking conversation in this country, but, I digress, fuck everyone from mainland Europe, they're all niggerloving kikes

>>738547344
Countryside people, you'd have to say you were from wicklow or somewhere

>>738547306
what are you on about? that was shite

>>738547344
>>738547407
rural person

>>738547433
Ok, I was thinking of saying that I'm coming from Belfast, but I guess that doesn't work now.

>>738547815
Jesus OP either you're the king of bait or you're completely ignorant

>>738547815
Belfast accent is completely different

That's the thing, there's no such thing as an "Irish accent". We have shit loads of accents. Some towns have their own entire accents.

yupp lads me brother just got out of prison today, fucking delighted I am, and fuck you op ye faggot

>>738548020
Probably neither, but it ain't bait.

>>738546174
would you go away ye dope you sound like a fucking paki, you'd get your head kicked in if ye tried to talk like that in dublin

>>738548859
Good thing that I will try it in Sweden.

>>738549064
only a deaf person would believe you're Irish

>>738549150
irish accents are ugly tho...sound like a bunch of nigger trash

>>738549285
that's why almost every woman loves irish lads, what shitty accent do you have bitch

>>738547815
You'd be pretty retarded saying you're Irish if you're coming from Belfast

>>738549285
I don't agree with you, but you do you.

>>738549609
Oh?

>>738549775
Well for a start people from Belfast are British lmfao

Nope they can choose to have an irish or british passport. The irish governent lets people choose. Playing the long game I guess.

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OP, do us all a favor and never fucking post again.

>>738540473
You got some fuckin issues OP

>>738550301
I'm not that retarded, am I?

>>738540473
Is this a fair assertion?:
>When the Irish come to say, NY they're treated great. Little trouble finding good work, people are generally very friendly to them, etc.
>When an American goes to Ireland they're treated like an outsider douche.Is it a flaw with Americans, or is that just how you guys are?

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>>738546174

More Indian than Irish.
What's your chat up line? Do you have a technical issue with your personal computer device?

>>738541185
I'm Irish and have an american accent. this guy's a faggot, yet a bunch of hipster cunts have this whole "quirky irish guy" routine but they're cunts.

>>738551116
we don't like Americans here, they're a bunch of faggots and everyone loves the Irish

>>738551125
what state are you from?

>>738551116
everyone hates americans, our perception of you is as arrogant loud mouth imbeciles

>>738551116
I'm not American.

>>738551124
I don't really have talked much with strangers, so I don't have a chat-up line, so I just said the first thing that came out of my mind.

>>738551239
when I went to Galway a few years back I drowned in pussy but maybe it's different in the rest of the country for Americans?

>>738551239
Kind of a dick move, just sayin.

>>738551324
So, esentially you guys are kind of two-faced in that sense.

>>738551381
galway's full of faggots that's why

>>738551491
not two faced pal we'll say it to your face if we don't like you

I was born in Ireland, lived in Britain for a number of years. I am absolutely howling at this thread and everyone posting in it.

>>738551602
well you need to fuck off back to britain ye faggot

>>738551274
no I'm Irish but have an American accent. It's really weird I've only know a couple guys like me. I don't know if it was too much tv as a kid or too much xbox-live but I'm 100% born in Dublin raised in Dublin american accent. Then the Irish accent isn't very strong in Dublin anyway, which is why there's this new hiptster trend the past 10 years of working Irish quirks like "ah, sure" into every conversation

>>738551491
not two faced at all, I don't like americans and would never visit america for that reason, crying shame really as there are some lovely looking and interesting places there I'd like to visit but fear the people would ruin the experience.

>>738551503
ok so then protip for would be americans in ireland, go to galway if you want to fuck a bunch of chicks because it's 'full of faggots'

>>738551116
we do have that yeah, and Irish people feel it's their right to talk about american politics to them as if they know more because of the whole ignorant american meme.

>>738551564
Just so I get it,Is it safe to say the motto for Americans should be:
>If an Irish guy is in the US, kiss his ass
> If your American, don't come to Ireland?

>>738551763
you're definitely posh pal, what part of dublin you from? I've only heard posh people in dublin that sound american

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>>738550798

of course not, do come back

>>738551694
I'm in Britain you stupid taig

>>738551602
Because it's so amazing?

>>738551929
Dublin 3, I didn't go to posh secondary school but yeah pretty posh

>>738551880
that's right

>>738552016
Because it's tragic.

>>738550798
no dude, you're in the right place. we're all retarded here

>>738551795
I respect that Anon

>>738552025
>Dublin 3
posh af bud, I'm from finglas

>>738552066
Got it, thanks.

>>738551989
stay there ye faggot

>>738552104
I know a guy who developed a British accent out of nowhere which is even stranger. He's typical belvedere richfag but embraced it and speaks and looks just like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTSo1uB22c

>>738552136
I'll fucking be over in 10 minutes to invade your shitty little rock again

>>738552230
I can't stand faggots like that

>>738552292
yeah you'll be killed

>>738551880
Why would you want to fly 6 hrs to some rainy shithole anyway?

>>738552230
I rob faggots like that

>>738552379
this
The place kinda sucks. Go to California or Italy something instead and soak up the sunshine

>>738552379
because we have the best gear around pal, a Q for 20euro, can't go wrong

>>738552110
Are you actually Indian? You claim to be from Sweden but I smell the curry coming through the vocaroo.

>>738552497
Where on earth did you get from,chief?

>>738552484
Junkie, eh? Can't say I blame you.

>>738552680
not a junkie bud, don't use it I just sell it

>>738552866
Is it cut with that fentenyl shit like it is here in US?

>>738552031
Pretty gay

>>738552947
not a chance, I only sell the finest brown you get

>>738552497
Yes, I'm from Sweden, born and raised (and yes, I'm quite and my family is Swedish too).

No, man. When I'm abroad, I will do any English speaking country just to change things up. I love putting on a character for people and I think it's loads of fun. As far as getting girls: if she's going to hook up with a stranger just because of an accent, then she probably doesn't need to know the truth anyway. Let her have her fantasy and don't let any weirdness get in the way of you getting laid.

>>738553197
you swedish cuck, fuck off with your paki accent

>>738553343
Can we go one second without calling any mention of Swedes cucks or similar? It's just annoying and have nothing to do with the conversation.

>>738543557
I've lived most of my life in the US or Europe. When I'm in an EU state, the most belligerent, rude, and loud people are ALWAYS Irish (except obviously turks and africans). But for whatever reason, they're like cartoonishly lovable. Every time I'm having a nice quiet time and I hear a raucous and those red bearded bastards come pouring out of a bar or a sewer, it puts a smile on my face. My great-great-great-great-grandfather was an Irish landowner and I always feel connected to those drunkards. In an alternate reality, I'm downing pints with them.

That said, Americans are a whole different class. Unless you're talking about the top 5%, every single one of them is louder, meaner, and drunker than any Irishman. But the difference is, it's not lovable. There's not cartoonish, fun, playful nature. It's just malice and trash.

I'd pick an Irishman over an American any day of the week. But I'm also not a bar whore so what do I know?

Cheers!

>>738553595
You literally sound exactly like a paki though. Are you Olaf Pajeetsson or something?

>>738553861
No, I guess I wasn't prepared for the thing, I dunno.

>>738553595

Okay so what if swedes allegedly aren't cucks or if it doesn't matter?

You're an autistic cunt who sounds like a paki imitating irish. And you hope to use that to get laid.

Just order a body pillow and don't talk to anyone. Ever. All hope is lost for you by this point.

>>738554281
Dude do you think you can prepare for actual conversation? You can't. That vocaroo accent will be your accent outside as well.

>>738554444
I think I can make it better and perhaps I could improvise a conversation.

>>738554444
Nice quads btw.