How many dudes you know roll like this?
How many dudes you know flow like this?
>>738536954
Not many, if any.
not openly
>>738536954
I know a guy who always acts like a flamboyant faggot but keeps insisting he's straight. I don't know if he's in denial about himself or just not out of the closet.
>>738537267
How many dudes you know got the skills to go aaaarock a show like this?
oh boy
>>738537361
Uh uh, uh uh
I don't know anybody
>>738537335
You can be flamboyant but straight.
>>738537440
How does one take their own dick?
>>738537361
none. I don't even know a single guy who could do that with a normal sized girl.
but big, muscular tops manhandling their bottoms sure are a great sight!
>>738537680
that would involve an amount of flexibility that would make me uncomfortable
>>738537680
get one of those make your own dildo things and cast yourself. you could probably get one custom made with a cumtube
>>738537636
no, he acts gay. like trying to flirt with guys, seeking physical contact with men, talking about sucking dick, etc.
always followed by a "heh, I'm just joking dude, no homo".
>>738537864
it is possible that he's just a really jokey guy...
probably just gay tho
>>738537721
In truth I have seen it done. The guy even finished inside himself.
>>738537785
I must learn more about this.
>>738537864
I used to act like that. Your friend is in denial. It could take a while for him to be honest with himself. It took me years.
I want to be the middle wolf.
can you imagine what it would feel like to get fucked in the ass and getting your cock sucked at the same time? that has to multiply the intensity of your orgasm!
>>738537864
sounds like they're lowkey actually a homo
>>738538026
that's uncomfortable
>>738538090
He twisted his balls around in front of his dick and sort of sat on it. It looked uncomfortable.
Related videos on pornhub have lead me to some strange places.
>>738538223
I would be interested to see this, got a link or a title or anything?
>>738538288
I don't but you could probably find it if you look up self fuck.
>>738538223
luckily i'll never have to see it
aw I missed my Snuffleupagus I can not even believe this
>a cock in your ass and a mouth around your own dick
there needs to be a tag for something like this!
>>738538474
Believe it!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
>>738538642
habeeb it
>>738538579
gotta love that broken arm fetish
>>738538706
I think his arms are supposed to be just bend far back from above his head.
but that angle still looks uncomfortable.
I've been growing a moustache lately. I don't like how they look but I hate shaving my upper lip.
how do I always find these when they're dead
you are all faggots.
>>738539453
dead?
>>738539453
You're a closet necrophiliac.
>>738539544
2 posts in 10 minutes looked pretty dead
>>738539564
oh no, my secret
>>738539646
No worries. That still doesn't make you the biggest pervert here.
>>738539827
what would it take to be
>>738539646
If you think that's bad you should have seen the /vg/ thread I used to post in.
It was common for it to get one post an hour for the sole purpose of keeping it from being pruned.
>>738539909
I don't feel like staring in to the abyss today.
>>738536954
OH MY IT'S ANOTHER FAGGOT THREAD
Idk y but real gay porn repulses me but when is like this I have no issue with it
>>738539646
we're all busy fapping
>>738539910
generally threads that go that long without posts on /b/ are over, I guess different boards have different thread lifespans
>>738539930
aww, ok
I really hope at least one of you guys is as bored as I am right now
>>738540050
You'll learn on your own.
>>738540088
I've been staring at a spreadsheet all morning, so arguably.
>>738540088
Also that better be a cat*boy*.
bump
>>738540154
please kill me
>>738540173
Are you assuming their gender?
>>738540251
I'll kill you with kindness.
No I'm asking and hoping it is male.
>>738540032
how dare everyone
>>738540154
but I don't want to
>>738540291
Oh. I haven't asked them, you can do it if you like.
and like I meant with fire or a gun or something
>>738540294
It'll happen regardless.
>>738540342
Listen, do you want the job done or not?
>>738540406
I think I'll take my business elsewhere tbh
>>738540450
You'll accept my offer or I'll fucking kill you.
anyone got any idea of how to get rid of depression? or at least how to fight it...
>>738540541
no
>>738540406
ohhh, you're no fun
>>738540544
Step 1: Don't ask armchair psychiatrists in /b/
>>738540572
You're dead, kiddo.
>>738540544
suicide is the answer tbh
no seriously though go find a counselor and get them to do CBT with you and also start smoking weed (or if you already smoke weed, stop smoking weed)
>>738540621
who even are you
>>738540544
Tying me up and fucking me like that would do wonders for mine!
my pathetic dick could not satisfy my own Ass Hole
>>738540621
I'm asking for experiences with fighting depression. we're on fucking /b/, that should be a common topic here!
>>738540544
I dont actually reply in these threads, mostly lurk, but why are you depressed maybe getting out of your chest is the first step to get better m8
>>738540612
I am very fun. But this is a serious issue.
>>738540640
Who even are you?
>>738540698
This would make an amazing epitaph or suicide note.
>>738540723
Doesn't mean you'd get any legit answers other than the blatantly obvious ones.
>>738540780
luna sarah izzy dawn lily butterfly
>>738540844
Ew, Canuck.
>>738540654
tying someone up and fucking him like that would probably also help me.
pounding his ass over hours until both of us cum sounds likea good way to fight depression.
where do you live?
>>738540903
ok but who are you
>>738540933
it probably wouldnt help depression sorry
>>738540937
Another shitposter, really.
>>738540933
No where near you, probably.
I'd love to be your lil bitch, though.
>>738540780
why does it have to be serious
>>738540989
My angel <3
>>738540933
that's a bad angle to attack depression from, it probably won't do anything
>>738540772
no obvious reason besides the usual ones (lonely, no friends, no perspective in life, etc)
I feel so lonely and forgotten that I just wanna die.
my experience from past events tells me this state of mind will be gone in an hour or two, but until then there nothing I can do...
>>738541062
sup
>>738541037
The darkness within mankind is not to be taken lightly. Especially if they're god damned furries.
>>738541110
you never love me anymore
am i not good enough for you
>>738541158
>>738541075
meh, at least there's someone to cuddle with afterwards. or play vidya with. or be embarrassed with.
>>738541089
Maybe you should do a course of something you like, maybe guitar lessons or painting whatever it takes you out of your pc, maybe star running or such, i am talking from experience.
And i would be your friend anon :) so dont kys
wretched siren
>>738541214
that won't solve your problems
>>738541184
i love you my bean
hug me
>>738541214
You sound perfect! I want a nerdy Dom!
>>738541246
that reminds me i rolled for dick size in dnd and got a jellybean
*hug*
>>738541130
oh fine, you win
>>738541314
The prize is mine.
>>738541304
would you explain to me the canon of these two characters
>>738541397
tommy is like a loser who summons a demon to be his friend. lucy the demon is like trying to corrupt him but sucks at it
Humiliating expression is best expression.
>>738541293
I always wanted to try pic related with someone
>>738541625
or this
>>738541683
or this
>>738541625
I wouldn't just let you win... but you'd probably have a good advantage on me!
>>738541712
or this
>>738537684
Every girl and guy I've fucked I always pick them up and shit. Pinning them against the wall is always supreme
>>738541808
why did you shit
>>738541808
I want to be picked up and fucked so bad.
>>738541779
I guess whoever cums first looses his concentration for a moment and thus much likely looses the game
>>738541949
Do I get anything if I win?
What do you take from me if I lose?
>>738542238
how about:
if I win, you have to spend the next round in chastity with me going wild in your butt.
if you win, I'll give you a really nice orgasm of your choice.
>>738541942
I guess this is the problem with gay sex, there has to be a lack of spontaneity since you have to be completely 'cleaned out'.
>>738541521
why's she suck at it
>>738542578
eat a high fiber diet and ablute consistently and you can fuck pretty much whenever
Any britbongs in this thread? Where/how do you meet guys?
Also, how can I fix my problem which is this: I am quite loud and confident, meaning I don't typically fit the role of a bottom, is there a way to get guys to like that, or do I need to be more quiet and submissive?
>>738542578
or you need a horny top who doesn't mind a brown dick
>>738542738
Seriously? I'll try that
>>738542799
be a power bottom
>>738542844
But i'm pretty twinkish, does that matter?
>>738542875
i don't think so but the people you're trying to fuck might think it does
>>738542875
no, it's the attitude that matters.
you could ride sometime in reverse cowgirl position and look like a chick from behind.
there's a lot of guys who like that.
>>738542966
*someone
>>738540640
> get them to do CBT with you
I don't understand how pic related is going to help...
>>738542238
you still here?
>>738542799
Confident bottoms can be hot.
>>738542799
what he said >>738543230
I guess in some situations a bottom telling me what to do and how to fuck him can be quite nice
>>738543464
dat pitbull power bottom licking the top's dick to get it wet and slick and forcing him to prepare his hole with his tongue...
hnnnng-
I can imagine that big, muscular canine lowering his butt onto the other guy's cock and grinding their hips into dust moments later...
whys there so much anime girl inthis thread
>>738543752
Those are the avatarfags. They don't actually care about gfur; they just like to talk to each other (and take up image slots) in gfur threads. There are several of them, and they each have their own set of images that they post, so the others know who it is.
>>738543879
why would they do such a thing
>>738543879
Jesus Christ how terrifying.
>>738543930
I know.
despicable.
horrifying*
oh noo
there's avatars, whatever shall we do
>>738544016
avatarfags today aren't even GOOD
bump
*bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump*
i want to be good
but i don't have an avatar
>>738544216
(and take up image slots)
>>738544538
just post porn instead
>>738544636
maybe i'll post one porn picture here and there, maybe
bump
im glad demos the arbiter of poster quality is still around
i will resist the av atars..
hhheueuuurrnnnnnhghghhhhhhh
>>738538474
>>738538642
>>738544216
You arent good at all so why do you complain about the rest when you are the flawed one ?
>>738544857
god i wish that were me
>>738540088
>>738540251
thanks im glad to be around too
ooh this is bad
>>738540989
>>738541110
i may have gone too far in some places
>>738543930
>>738545098
you didn't even summon it properly you fool
>>738544908
wtf happened to this thread???
>>738544963
nothing out of the ordinary
>>738545234
shitposting.
>>738545234
I'm loving all this gay scat pics! Though I have seen most of them before.
>>738545272
>>738545345
either nibi got all his pics from you or vice versa
pics are old, not shocking
>>738545288
but WHYYY
I just came here for a few butt pics to jerk off to.
isn't no one talking g/fur seriously anymore ;_;
>>738545160
gfur must be talken very seriously
>>738545451
>>738545457
>isn't no one talking g/fur seriously anymore ;_;
>>738545457
>>738545451
.
>>738545339
>>738541158
>isn't no one talking g/fur seriously anymore ;_;
>>738545955
>>738546014
I AM SO FUCKING CEREAL RIGHT NOW.
slay me~
When Demos posts, scat appears in the thread. Coincidence?!
>>738536954
>>738546404
>>738546479
>>738546464
>>738546479
who is demos?
>>738546690
uwu
Latinum is irrelevant.
>>738546756
>>738546739
A dopey dumpling.
>>738546479
whatcha trying to say
>>738546751
>>738547045
>>738547045
>>738547132
>>738547132
:scarecat:
>>738547256
You absolute
>>738547331
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEZCDizWAAIl8al.jpg
>>738547451
*dumpling*
do not create new
I dare someone to do it, you won't.
Create new. Rekindle the flame. We need unnecessary sequels.
obey
Posted a kik group in the other thread if anybody wants to join. Its pretty chill
kik is for thots