Lets make a new USA together >USA Splits what happens

FREE CALIFORNIA

>>738507552
The south spontaneously-combusts

>>738507738
Fuck cali, enjoy no water and wildfires.

>>738507552
The entire state of Nebraska is the capital of New USA

whatever you do, fucking nuke south carolina

Mississippi and Alabama disappear.

Kentucky annexes Indiana

>>738507869
This sounds freakin' awesome.

Drop California
Drop Florida
Drop New York
Drop Ohio
Drop Illinois

Country fixed.

Northern Michigan is annexed by Wisconsin.

>>738508180
This

Mississippi age of consent now 9 years old

>>738508180
Rolling

>>738507983
Re-rolling.

>>738508266
WinRAR

The West Coast continues giving zero fucks about the rest of you plebians

Drop Trump states, no more nazis, country fixed :)

>>738508266
You're batshit insane.
We should go for >>738507983 because of that.

>>738508266
Mississippi is now a self sufficient pedo puedo-state

>>738507552
America is nuked by Russia.

California is nuked

Utah annexes Idaho, Wyoming, Nevada (excluding Clark County, where Las Vegas is) and Montana;
becomes Mormon Empire.

>>738508608
Re-rollin'

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>>738507741
Rolling for this.

>>738508431
>puedo-state
The fuck is that? I still want it and Alabama to disappear.

Kentucky annexes Virginia

>>738508771
Goddamnit, I was close.

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>>738508844
OH SHI-

Kentucky annexes Indiana and West Virginia. New southern hub established in wake

Rhode island nuked

>>738508771
Re-rollin'.

>>738509088
This elliminates half of the pedos

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>>738509088
HAHA
PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF

>>738509051
>>738508608
Rolling for these, too.

US Navy remnants missile strikes kentuckys capital.

>>738508318
West coast is now Mad Max tier warlords and anal rape.

>>738509051
Roll for this

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>>738507552

this happens

UNFORTUNATELY and nato collapse.

>>738509416
US Navy is confused. It hurts itself in its' confusion.

>>738509436
Why stop at the west coast? Add Arizona and New Mexico. Also reroll

>>738507552
NUKE FLORIDA

Kentucky creates concentration camps for jews.

SJWS Establish control over Portland

So did op leave?

Rednecks can fuck themselves and continue to suffer from poverty and ignorance in the south. Life goes on.

the midwest becomes its own country whites only

>>738509629
Kentucky is now for blacks only

>>738509659
nah im here

civil war

Kentucky renames self kekistan.

>>738509480
Ambitious.
What'll be the official language(s)?

>>738508064
Fuck you Indiana annexes Kentucky's bitch ass right back

>>738509701
Truly retarded opinion.

>>738509715
Reroll

>>738508266
i live in mississippi :)

race war

>>738509812
english

>>738509832
Well, according to >>738509088, it's gone. Probably under the Gulf of Mexico.

>>738509832
Sex is now illegal in Mississippi.

Kekistan attempts an invasion on Portland killing every Sjw in sight.

>>738508608
But they also bring back Hitler

>>738509601
Role

>>738507552
North of Jersey gone, West of Rockies gone. Now almost everyone is on the same page.

op's mother dies

>>738509827
a. Mississippi republican
>I don't agree with your opinions, so I will just call them retard.
fuck off.

>>738509966
Checked.

>>738509814
Reroll for entire Kentucky empire

>>738510056
You're projecting a lot.

>>738509958
Reroll

>>738509966
DONE
O
N
E

>>738509983
You don't know what the fuck you're missing. Try terraforming the cities/areas you despise so that they cease to exist.
>>738509958
Fuck that! They resurrect Brigham Young as a sex-fueled android.

All nation states issue a ceasefire to build a wall to keep mexicans out then resuming conflict

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Trips decides whether floridas wastelands should be occupied

>>738510112
Reroll

>>738509995
re-roll

>>738510112
Rereroll

>>738510259
A Mexican armada arrives. Burning Dallas to the ground.

United nations fails without US funding.

>>738510265

give the waste lands to siam

>>738510231
Bring both back to eliminate minorities

>>738510265
No. That's a horrible idea for anyone to follow through.

California and Texas finally secede.

Cuba invades Florida

>>738510413
Cali is underwater

>>738507869
Go Nebraska!!!
(Rolling for that)

A second battle happens at the border killing off the Mexican armada.

Indiana conquers west coast and proceeds to rape Europe establishing dominance and becoming a world superpower with electric avenue Mike pence as the figure head

French would be the official language of USA

Kekistan empire invades illinois

>>738510413
Again, no to occupying post-bombing Florida. Just rip it apart and terraform a landbridge to Cuba.

>>738510529
The pinata decoy works as Mexico takes over Texas.

>>738510539
Reroll
But they also bring back 1 dollar rallys fries

A coup takes over in Illinois

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>>738510547
this

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>>738510552

>>738510486
Just the LA metro area, right?

>>738510547
No one speaks that shit. All people who speak French are forced to live in the desert.

>>738508180
Left out Maryland and DC

>>738507552
>>>738510539
>Reroll
>But they also bring back 1 dollar rallys fries
Reeeeeee roool
Also they get rid of Kentucky
Fucking Kentucky

Yellowstone volcano goes off.

>>738510722
Dubs speak for themselves

>>738510552
Rr

anime is banned forever

>>738510774
Fuck reroll

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>>738510722
YES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
That's like popping the largest cyst on my ass!
I think we've solved the world's problems of rising sea-levels.

>>738510857
reroll

>>738510774
Kentucky destroys Indiana.

Femnazi tribes appear in no man's lands attempting to kill all unexpecting males.

>>738510864
Praise kek

>>738510774
There is a disturbing lack of dubs in this thread

f

>>738510805
Dude, I live in Vegas. If anything, this change dampens our rain shadow.
I wanted to single out LA because the rest of the state has a decent chance to change its ways.

Some Texan destroys Mexico single handedly with a 50 cal.

>>738510360
>Implying the Mexicans can function long enough for that
Kek

>>738510921
Hey fuck you man Kentucky gets fucking rekt by Indiana as they go on to complete the holy war and capture all of Western us and europe

Mormons begin the conquest of Deseret

gas the kikes

>>738511145
>>738511170
Mexicans skip half the US and Indiana now beaner land.

Maryland DC and Virginia develop nuclear capabilities and destroy New England

>>738510729
To be fair French is one of the more common household languages in the US

Texan with 50 cal proceeds to head to China and kills every single non-American

>>738511170
Reroll get em indiana

>>738511283
It's a distant 3rd.

Virgintucky annexes West Virginia and Maryland.

>>738511273
>>738511327
Fuck Mexico, Indiana takes them too

>>738507552
Cali falls into the ocean, everyone over 300 lbs moves to Alaska to be with their kind.

>>738511440
Indiana is Mexico. Anon posting is new head of burrito management.

>>738511440
Reroll

>>738511478
Sooo clos3, re-rolling for this.

>>738510578
Re-rolling, 'cause jobs 'n' shit.

>>738511520
You will never receive your dubs. Kentucky fucks Indiana

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>>738511246
Roll!

>>738511520
Reroll never stop fighting Indiana

Africa's population has been 100% infected with aids due to losingredients us aid.

>>738511614
Please

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>>738511588
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>>738511675
Reerolll

>>738507552
West virginia breaks free from Kentucky and becomes known as the "Thunder Dragon Empire"

>>738511733
Kentucky attempts to retake

>>738511732
One off reroll

>>738511478
Re re rolling. Damn silicone valley and damn the land whales

>>738511788
The Thunder Dragon Empire offers McDowell County in exchange for Loudon County in Virginia for peace

>>738511733
I admire your tenacity. Best of luck to you folks, and I look forward to hearing about great things.
>>738511600
YOU WILL NOT TAKE CLARK AND NYE COUNTIES, DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?

>>738511946
These dubs ought to serve as payment, gib back mormon clay

>>738511170
>>738511327
>>738511520
>>738511591
>>738511614
>>738511675
>>738511732
>>738511733
>>738511788
Yall need to cool it down there

>>738512047
I just joined the thread

>>738511788
Indiana helps Virginia fight and when they win they go on previously said holy war

>>738511888
Nigga come on!
Not all of it's so bad. Can we keep the Sierra Nevadas and Whiskey River country at least?
>>738511788
Tough break for the West Virginians.

>>738512105
Kentucky blows out Indiana poster. Converts him with Wololo power.

>>738512091
Cali is flooded, mississippi no longer exists, and the south is a warzone

>>738512220
So close

>>738512105
Reerolll

>>738512129
Fair enough, I like the beer.

Rolling for Kentucky's victory over Indiana

>>738512377
Yessssssssss

The Thunder Dragon Empire (West Virginia) expands into Delaware to stop being fucking landlocked

>>738512377
VIRGINTUCKY HAS WON

>>738512220
Kentucky kills itself>>738512401 and we revolt and go on the holy war

>>738511733
>>738512483
You got btfo already son. You can chill in North Dakota.

>>738512377
Nope we revolt
Fuck Kentucky

Revolutionary Hawaiians overthrow the Dole empire and reinstate the monarchy

>>738512635
C'mon

>>738512702
Re3eeeeerollllll

>>738512702
Join the winning side.

>>738512756
One fucking number reroll

>>738512787
Fuck Kentucky
Indiananon will not stop fighting
Revolution

>>738512915
Indiana doesn't exist mate. Kentucky keeps pushing east.

>>738512915
REEEEEEEVOLUTION NIGGAAAAA

>>738512951
No, revolution and then holy war

Texas becomes its own country again. New York has planes crash into the other world trade centers. Australia is to blame

>>738512564
>>738512635
>>738512702
>>738512756
>>738512787
>>738512835
>>738512915
Due to several failed revolt attempts, Virginditucky sieges Ohio

>>738513040
Please, I've posted like a fuckton and no dubs

The Thunder Dragon Empire asks Virginditucky for a meme farmer to teach their people of meme farming

>>738513101
Indiana and Ohio Join and kill Kentucky

>>738513187
Fucking again reroll

>>738513148
bruh the thunder dragon empire has been sieged by virgintucky

>>738513245
Oh fuck no reroll

>>738513290
Retool

California Falls of the ocean

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>>738513353
I still hope for indiana

>>738513457
Fuck me dude repo

>>738513510
Another one off reroll

>>738513545
Another roll

>>738513591
Another one

>>738513283
I offered a county for a county b

The Thunder Dragon Empire lives on

>>738513616
Con

>>738513649
Indiana holy war go

>>738513707
22 get

>>738513734
One off reroll

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am i missin anything

>>738513245
>>738513116
>>738513245
>>738513290
>>738513353
>>738513457
>>738513510
>>738513545
>>738513591
>>738513616
Government of Virginiditucky announces reward for capture of shitposter rebel

>>738513777
Indiana holy war and Kentucky is fucking dead, thank fucking god fuck s

>>738513833
Dubs yeah

The Thunder Dragon Empire exists in WV and Delaware
>>738513789

>>738513815
reward: virgindtucky annexes ohio and lower michigan

>>738513815
Fuck your government Kentucky is dead now