Post three things that's happened in your life recently

>Car battery went flat
>got dumped
>dog hung itself

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>got caught in a love triangle
>co-workers hyped up the idea of earning a job at the place i was practicing for a vet technician but now it seems i wont get it
>got wasted so badly i ruined the friendship i had

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>antifa burned down my car
>yelled at them
>got arrested

>got an internship
>got a summer job
>depression kicked in

>nothing
>nothing
>nothing

>Got the succ
>Turned 21
>Had some keks

>>738485453
Fucked my gf in her mouth
Fucked my gf in her puss
Fucked my gf in her ass

>went to Disney World
>helped my brother with his anxiety
>baked a cake

>Saw Spiderman: Homecoming
>Ate tacos
>Buddy bought me GTA5 so he'd have a friend yo play it

>>738486685
So gay

>>738485453
Work
Sleep
Repeat

>fixed gfs car
>Caught personal best fish cat fish today
>Job gave me raise. Then didn't add it to last two pay checks and now doesn't want to

>masturbated to something sinful
>rewatched James Cameron's Avatar
>learned knights of cydonia on bass

>>738486887

don't be jealous, poorfag. he obviously had more fun than you ever will.

>worked on cars
>walked my dogs
>took a shower

>played skyrim until it froze
>got high
>Ate too many pizza pockets

productive as fuck today /b/

>took 10 500mg painkillers at once
>watched netflix till 2am
>thinking about going to make pasta

>>738485453
>actually got a fucking job
>no seriously i literally got a job
>im not fucking around here guys i have a real job

>>738485453
>Eat birthday cake from niece's yesterday party
>Play some civ2 and lol
>Boiling Chicken and potatoes for dinner

>got money
>wasted money on a tablet I won't use
>no money

>>738485453
>Quit my shitty waiter job.
>Got a much better job at a casino.
>Did some sewing.

>>738488204
stop fucking around

>went to work
>ate
>went to work

>>738485453

>worked
>worked
>paid jews

>>738485453
Got home from work
opened package that came in mail which was two cock rings
posted on /b/ about making $3.75/hr as a dishwasher in a seafood restaurant back in 1994

>>738488260
what you sewing?

>>738486887
Why is that gay? Where did you read that I sucked a dick or pleasured an asshole?

Project much?

>>738486644

the trifecta

>>738488204
Gj anon, be productive! Go win at life and be glorious!

> got paycheck from one of the world's best companies
> studied for university test
> found out there was a murder in my street 2 hours ago

>>738486830
so much underage & b& i cant even

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>>738485453
>Lost nearly everything
>Became homeless
>Bought a bus pass for the first time in my life

>>738488260
Do casinos pay well? And what do you do there?

>>738488234
Nice

>>738488204
What job did you get? Good luck!

>>738488649
feelsbadman.jpg

>>738488755
i cook kettle corn for a baseball field. It's a small gig but it's honest hard work

>>738488649
:(

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>>738485453
>me and my black friend jerked each other off
>got robbed by a half asian stripper at tit-point (i was drunk and was tricked into a $400 handjob and lapdance)
>My father wants to pair me up with one of his co workers that has already reveal she wants to blow him.

I cant make this shit up.
I don't understand anything anymore.

>>738485453
OP, why didn't you include make a shit thread in your list?

>went for a run up the local mount this morning and worked out
>chatting up girls
>sitting at home listening to music on my pc and browsing /b/
My life's pretty fucken great

>>738488878
That's cool, good luck anon and have fun

>>738485453
>Smoked all my weed
>Drank all my booze
>Took a bunch of kratom

Gonna sleep now

>>738488878
Nice job anon! I am very proud of you :)

>drank
>drank some more
>drank too much

>got stoned
>played a two hour game of conquest bf4
>swam in a river

>>738488856
>>738488908
No worries man . It happens I'm working on getting back on my feet.

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>>738485453

>bought a shitton of XLR cable
>asked gf of a year to go on a break
>depression is back

Bonus!

>only friend of 10 years might have to leave the state to avoid homelessness

>mfw I might become homeless myself.

>>738488649
hey man at least >>738489476
will keep yo u company

>got stood up by a fat chick
>cleaned up cat diarrhea
>rolled my ankle, foot might be broken

Hasnt been a great day

>Got GF
>Worked 6am-8pm all week
>They now want me on 3rd shift

>>738488649
Dude are you in Cincinnati?

>>738485453
Dui
Amberlamps ride
Jail...

>>738486123
Fuuuuug anon im sorry

>bought beer
>got drunk
>posted this

>>738489812
About as far away as you can get .. San Antonio

>>738485453
Worked
Fucked my girl
Watching her play vidya now

>>738489476
I feel ya anon

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>>738485453
>fucked a bitch from tumblr who thinks shes a man
>got a new car
>reconnected with an old friend

>>738490021

hi jack

>played vidya
>brushed teeth
>watched tv

>>738486187

Shit I think that I know you. Are you from NS?

>>738489938
Damn dude... and I'm looking for room mates too.

>>738490021
Is actually Mr.Liddy

>>738485453
>broke up with gf
>alienated myself from fake club scene friends
>started working out again and focusing on my self improvement

>>738490186
Fuck man ..if I could make it up there I would .

Got a new game
Thought about suicide
Ate cake

>>738490248
Damn shame. Keep on truckin /b/ro, we all make it somehow.

>>738490307
You know that cake is a lie

>>738490325
Will do bro ... You to and good luck

>>738485453
>fucked a 10/10 Dutch escort in the ass
>made a batch of peanut butter caramel ripple ice cream
>bought a bottle of Amouage Reflection

Been a pretty solid summer so far.

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>>738485453
>recently broke up with a great girl - my fault
>went on holiday
>graduated from university
could say life is going well.... but the first point makes it feel ever so shitty

>>738485453
>got offered a promotion at work
>saw my ex for the first time in years
>depression levels reached new heights

>>Got tired of my hot big-tittied young face, NEEDY asian girlfriend, who is asking me constantly to suck my dick, and I refuse, because my libido is kinda low.

btw, I´m 39 and she is 23

>>738490222
nice trips and good attitude

>bought my first car
>smoked some weed
>smashed my phone

>>738489449
good luck bro. I hope you get everything sorted!

>>738490703
thank frond. Even though i feel extremely suicidal lately and I'm losing my grip on reality I'm trying hard to just hold on

>>738490882
want to elaborate? I'm here for a while

>expensive phone broke
>friend died
>got robbed

I'm poor as fuck too, fml

>>738490882
just remember bro once you're at rock bottom the only way is up!
& it can't rain all the time.
im here and ill listen to you bro :)

>>738490199
what

>>738491034
things aren't going that well then

>>738485453
>watched jojo's bizarre adventure
>got stoned
>did the dishes

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>>738491104
not really but I'm dealing with it

>>738490917
Well I was a dj the last few years, playing clubs and festivals etc, very specific genre very specific crowd, doing lots of drugs being part of the circle jerk everyone just fueling eachothers ultimately dead end dreams. But I'm a musician I've been making music of all kinds since a young age, and this djing thing and this whole toxic culture just started eating away at me and I've dated some girls in the scene and that just fucked my mind up even more, and I finally just told them all last night to go fuck themselves and I deleted Facebook, just going to start fresh focusing on what's important. I think suddenly changing my reality in so many ways lately has taken a toll on my mind, also I grew to really hate humans on another level this past year. Myself included. Fuck. Sounds gay but yeah I'm still young and learning to human

>got up
>opened the door
>got on the floor

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>>738485453
>Ate sushi again for the first time in 5 years (vegetarian sushi)
>Got arrested thrown in jail and extradited in a van
>Beat up multiple times

>>738491333
thats fucking terrible man I hate sushi

>>738491300
as edgy as it sounds,I can relate. you have taken a positive step though, removing yourself from a cancerous environment and cancerous relationships gives you some space to breathe. now fou can focus on yourself, body, mind and soul. strive for better things now. is DJing your full time job or a part time gig?

>>738491333
seems one of the more interesting responses so far

>>738485453
>went to a comic con
>hooked up with a anime cosplay girl
>fucked in a parking garage
>found out she was only 13 after the fact

>>738491623
It was just something I did for fun that ended up consuming a lot of me hey, thanks bro appreciate the positive words and support

>>738485453
>had extremely watery diarrhea
>had extremely watery diarrhea
>had extremely watery diarrhea

seriously, just been sleeping and shitting for the last 3 days

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>>738491679
>found out she was only 13
>mfw reading this

>just went on a 7 game win streak in basketball
>hung out and kissed a really hot asian girl
>went camping and smoked/drank a lot

I still hate my life and feel lonely lol

>>738491730
no worries man; what you choose to do from this point on is your choice, dont let me or some other cunt try to deter you from it. do your thing and try to find people that respect that.

>>738491964
Really helps man even though you're a complete anon stranger, cheers I'm off to bed

>>738491756
what you been eating man?

>>738492088
take care of yourself bud

>>738491756

you sure that's diarrhea?

> Sat at home with my dick on hard.
> Picked up the telephone, dialed the seven-digets, and asked her "Baby, are you down with it?"
> I arrived at her house, knocked on the door, and had no idea what the night had in store.

>>738485453

>lost all my dealers
>made curry
>got shit faced

Not in that order.

>>738491787
she kept talking about being second year, so I assumed she was talking about being a sophomore in college or something. When I added her on instagram the next day her profile had a bunch of japanese text and a 13. I'm afraid to even ask tbh.

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>>738491300
>>738491300

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>>738487164
>mfw this is my life

>>738485453
>bought a sports car
>bought a couple raspberry pi
>made a new friend

Explored a cave in a cliff.

Rafted 60 miles of river over 4 days.

Hit a Roman candle with a whiffle bat while wearing scuba goggles for safety.

>>738492369
does she know your name or anything? might want to enquire if that's the case. or alternatively kys in case she is 13 and anyone finds out

>thought about the better times
>wished I could go back
>cried a bit

Got fucked in the ass by a man.
Went on a date with a woman.
Made out with another woman.
All 3 are very atractive.

>>738485453
>Drank
>applied for jobs
>Jerked it

>took a day off work
>wasted a day drinking
>plan to take tomorrow off

> Went to work
> Laughed at the kid who had a box of dildos break open, falling like a shower
> Went home

>got tickets for shobox card
>test drove the BMW i3
>set up an appointment to test drive a Chevy bolt

>>738485453
>masturbated in the shower
>masturbated in my bed
>masturbated in the toilet.

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>>738490130
Ya, it's me dude.

>>738488969
sounds chaotic

>>738488985
hes probably leaving that up to you

>made homemade banana bread
>played reggae with friends
>lifted weights

>>Finished painting inside of ADU
>>Installed water heater for my mom
>>played a shit ton of Borderlands:The Pre Sequel (its trash)

>>738488204
good shit bro

> smoked a bong of weedpot
> dug a hole
> defecated

Posted in this thread
Went onto next thread
Checked this thread again
Post is missing.

Fucked in the ass by a man
Went on hot date with woman
Made out with different woman.
They were all hot.

>>738492586
> iron on my pick
> diamond on my sword
> every time i step inside a mine im getting ore

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>got a haircut
>Went to the dentist
>Started to hate the woman I've been with for a year

I'm so fucking bored with my life. I really just want to be a soldier and kill people.

>Went to football practice
>got the shit ran outta
>limped for the rest of the day

>>738492726
Me every day anon
I feel ya

>Decided to return to my femboy roots instead of thinking of myself as a pure 100% female like everybody else has forced on me

>Asked my daddy for money and my big brother gave me some too so I had food to eat, got 120 bucks. They're really far away.

>Let one of the most attractive, tall niggers hmu with dick pics and grope my thighs on the bus and talked to him a tiny little bit.

>>738488204
That's kickass

Totaled car
Spent day at Cedar Point,
Listening to G. Orwell 1984 on audio tape.

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>>738488204
I don't even brag about that. I have a job and still feel ashamed of myself.

I work minimum wage and buy myself guns, video games and sex toys with every bit of extra money after bills. I know I'm using my own paycheck but I feel like a leech still.

I want a wife and kids to buy stuff for instead..

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>>738485453

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>>738494101
The content of your post will most likely garner you insults and hate, and in all honestly It's probably not true.

but I'm feeling generous so here's a free one this time.

good for you, keep doing what you wanna do, and don't let anyone force you to act a certain way if you don't want. and best of luck with the negro, get that ass pounded if that's what you want.

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>>738494728
>goldshire.webm

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>>738485453
>graduated uni in December
>got rejected by JET program for a second time
>got rejected by NOVA as well
Fairly convinced Japan doesn't want me, but not sure what to do next.

>restarted my 78th consecutive no-fap attempt
>rewatched Game of Thrones
>got offered a job miles away for barely any money making user interfaces

>>738494958
The japanese only take in a small number of students from other countries, and they only take that small group because they are being forced to by international law.

If they had it there way, nobody could get in.

Yes. Japan doesn't want you. but don't feel bad, they don't want anybody. They only want more Japs

>>738494474
If you're that much of a loser you're buying yourself silicone horse cocks to stick up your ass with what little spare cash you can spare, - you don't deserve a wife and probably never will have one. Praise Jesus

>>738485453
>became supervisor of a 15 man crew after 4 months of employment
>fucked a fat bitch that had a tight pussy and gave great head
>my gay lover is moving 700km away back to his home town

Oh btw im Bi sexual

>>738495090
we need to be more like Japan.

>>738495091
I didn't say anything about horsecocks

>>738487681
I too rewatched avatar recently.

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>>738495090
I've been applying to work there as an English teacher, but nothing but rejections from even the lowest institutions/eikaiwas (like NOVA). My friends are able to get there effortlessly, despite putting in only a fraction of effort. Even Japanese businesses here won't hire me, despite my year's worth of an internship with a Japanese NGO I took while in uni.

It's irritating because I've studied the language intensively for years, passing JLPT N4 and such.

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> ordered a fidget cube
> smoked out of my glass bat
> patiently waiting for my fidget cube

>>738485453
sold a gravestone
client tipped me because they liked the gravestone
finished latest litrpg audiobook

>>738485453
>wife denied me sex
>drank several alcoholic drinks
>didn't show up for work on time
(not in that order)

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>>738495144
>an economy in shambles
>corruption at every level of government
>declining birthrates
>yet another housing bubble
>historical revisionism
>sycophancy to another country that tried to wipe it off the map
>increasing costs of living with wages that don't match/are actually shrinking
>continuous automation of jobs
>and so on
Yeah...go right ahead.

>>738495481
Rape her..

>>738495531
Don't forget the spewing of insane amounts of radiation

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>>738495631
oh yh

>>738495091
Interesting that you make the giant leap of "sex toys" to "silicone horse cock"
when Video games and Guns were also mentioned

>>738485453
>tried to hang myself, friend phoned the ambulance to my house
>Got kicked out of the house I was sofa-surfing on as the guy has kids and apparently I'm a threat now.
>Had to temp move to a different country to stay with the only friend that seems to care, even though he lives with his parents and is getting in massive shit for it, and has also tried to kill himself multiple times.

>fucked my gf
>Ate ice cream
>Quit job of 8 years

>>738495532
yeah right. she's ripped. works out all the time. for a guy that only works at the office she could kick my ass.

Breakdanced on my ancestors graves
squanched
started a thread about a hacker that nobody cared about The hacker hacked until he could hack no more, then he hacked another twelve years. This killed the hacker. That's it. He's dead and his story is over. Might as well stop paying attention because the hacker was the only interesting part of this story. THEN HE HACKED DEATH! That's right, on his way to hell he managed to digitize a script from the soul essence he was riding on. He hard wired java engines to the backend of a dosbox and hopped on the cybersoul highway. Then he used a proprietary algorithm to bend the trajectory away from hell. To navigate the turn he had to write a new highway of the fly. To save time he reused the code he used as an off ramp for the on ramp back up to earth. Once heading back to earth he had to hack himself a body. He coded faster than any living being ever could but it wasn't fast enough. He was almost at earth's surface and he had only finished coding himself some makeshift legs and a sweet donger. He knew he had to use his once a day class power to code in a time vacuum for ten turns so he did. Unfortunatly he got distracted by all the time he had in there and ended up coding an indie game instead. He hit the surface and his soul was thrown into the most vacant mind closest his point of reentry. He was ok with that, he always wanted to be the world's first female hacker.

>fapped
>played trumpet
>played online chess

>bought new crash game
>robbed a small bank where i live
>got drunk and threw up

>clicked some monsters
>cried over my 4 year long despair and suffering
>fapped

>didnt want to kms
>asked a girl out and got rejected
>went back to thinking about easy ways to end it

ate
pooped
slept

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>>738485453
>went clubbing for the first time in a couple years on Saturday.
>viewed apartments in a different city to go rent
>reconciled with a fwb and licked her ass for the first time yesterday

Started IV
Assessed a psych pot
Avoided HIV

>>738496020
>Checks cities with recently robbed banks
>Cross references this with ps4 owners in the area
>Cross references this with recent purchases of Crash bandicoot and alcohol
>Narrows down the number of people who fit that criteria
>Investigates each one to see who is spending more money

Browsed 4chan
Planned suicide methods
Watched men in black 3 and felt sad about the demise or disappearance of everything I used to like

>>738496054
Rejection makes you suicidal? Lmfao

>>738485453
>turned 20
>quit smoking
>started smoking

>>738485453
> I smoke two joints
> I smoke two joints,
> And then I smoke two more
Sorry couldnt resist. Any who
>Woke up
>played Pubg
> cooked dinner

>browsed 4chan
>had some coffee
>took a massive shit

>>738495366
I enjoy the fidget cube. It really does help me focus better in uni.

>>738491679
got pics or what?

>>738485453
Got drunk
Got high
Thought about suicide

> got good results at uni
> fucked a crossdresser
> finished my last day of work before my trip to thailand

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>got into vegetarian 'sausage' and bacon for breakfasts
>was given a car to help the job search
>became a 'pre-hire' for a job that has nothing to do with what I went to uni for, but is at least more than 2x my state's minimum wage

>>738496544
I virtually bite my fingers off, so im hoping it helps with that

>>738496730
It helped my wife with that problem. best 8 bucks ive spent in a while

>>738485453

didn't that dolphin just poison itself?

>i saw
>i came
>didn't really conquer

>>738490650

you're test is low. go have it checked, get on test supplements and get ready for the eventual heart attack. that's what I did, but at least you'll enjoy blowjobs again for a while.

>>738496887
Nice this post gives me hope

> discovered my childhood babysitter is now a dancer at a strip club I frequent (Had to get some dances)
> propositioned by three crackheads for sexual relations
> lost a corn-hole tournament
All the same night

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>>738496544
I sit in the back and fiddle with my dingus during my Bio 482, Molecular Bio.

I'll be ecstatic to escape with simply a 77%. shit is kicking my ass

>>738485453
>Got a new job
>bought a new car
>got drunk in a Shoprite

>>738485453
>won $2,500 on a scratch-off
>got a bj at a drive-in movie
>fucked my massage therapist while her husband was in the next room giving a massage

Ive had a pretty good week

>>738491333
>(vegetarian sushi)

wat

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>>738497913
Probably Korean gimbap. "Sushi' refers to the way the rice is prepared, not the contents.

I was informed that depite getting accepted to uni in the top 7% I won't be allowed to enroll. It has been my last bit of hope. I don't know what will happen to me now.

>agrued with gf
>played fallout 4
>ordered us Chinese food

>Performed CPR
>Ate Taco Bell
>Performed CPR again