Porn Whores before they were Porn Whores Apparently Anna Be

bumped for interest!

>>738478414
why are so many sluts cpas?

>>738478884

This is very true... I have no idea why

>>738478414
Lol, fucking FayetteNam

I'm in Fayetteville now.lol any more pornstars here? My buddies fucked a few here.

>>738478884
>>738478414
I remember Veruca James saying she used to be an accountant, and that she actually used to make more money, but now she doesn't want to die. Interview section of some video, don't even remember for who.

>>738479053
>>738480107
i thought it was a difficult profession as in the women would be smart and not sluts?

i guess smarter != not slutty

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>>738478414
> Time to shine!

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>>738480424
La de da

there's literally nothing wrong with being a whore

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Bumping for interest. Wish I had something to contribute.

Went to high school with Ashley Alban. Before she got fake tits, she was just sort of stuck up. Ran the yearbook and gave all the superlatives to her friends.

>>738479494

Local guy spotted

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>>738480424
>>738480551
Boop bee doo

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>>738480424
>>738480551
>>738480805
Moar?

>>738480896
she always had the sly look on her face damn

>>738480625
I agree. Whores are fantastic. God bless 'em!

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Five years and Madison will be doing porn.

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Kagney
I went to school with her for a long time. (middle & high school)

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>>738481383
Was she a cunt then, too?

>>738481383
What was her personality like?

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>>738478414

>BA in 2005
>MBA in 2011

damson.jpg she could be making much more without even dropping her clothes.

>>738481383
lol meme a aside was she fucked up? any school pictures ?

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Phoenix Marie used to be a Harley Davidson dealer before she became a whore

>>738481565
Not really. She used to let a lot of us party at her house when her mom and brother were gone
>>738481569
She was the biggest fucking ditz, complete bimbo
>>738481633
Only yearbook photos. Don't have them handy

>>738481570
depends where her mba is from
and what her focus was

>>738480625
Then why do you have to tell that to other people?

>>738480805
WHAT THE FUCK LEXI'S NOT A NATURAL BLONDE GOD DAMNIT SHE PLAYS A HOT SKINNY BLONDE BIMBO SO WELL WHAT THE FUCK THIS JUST RUINS IT FOR ME

>>738481270
as if she's not doing porn now, she just doesn't sell it

>>738480896
that sexual look she has

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>>738482205
I've only seen screen caps. Any idea where I can the the video?

>>738482447
No I just use google image searches on her once in a while.p She's not my type but she aint bad looking, not the kind of thing i'd go out of my way for

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>>738482447
isnt this the girl that got railed by 50 african american gentlemen and they sent pics/vids to her bf taunting him? lol

>>738482918
No... but I do have that saved somewhere. If I find it I will post it.

>>738482918

nigger meme

>>738483209
actually im pretty sure it's her. shes a stripper now i think. send nudes o snap for cash

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>>738482918
Found it...

>>738483826
Your probably right. I have not look for anything from her in a long time. Anyway just came across this: https://s1.webmshare.com/rZ8DQ.webm

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>>738484062
Forgot to add pic.

>>738483933
yup lol there's a thread on her on anonib i think. pics and vids, shits hilarious

>>738484327
Link?

>>738481848
What a classy bitch.

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>>738484205
>>738484327

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>>738484661

>>738484327
Please link i wanna read

>>738484661
>>738484888
fuck this gay earth

>>738484888
check'd and kek'd

>>738485186
why is that funny?

>>738486403
the guy is a public cuck
>I've forgiven her nothing you say or show me will change that

>>738478414

What the fuck is a CPA? Corporate penis agent?

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>>738485186

>>738481570
>>738486963
Certified public accountant. Where everyone just .. conforms.
I'm a CPA worked for big 4 now I work for one of the largest movie studios in LA. I can answer questions, but why would you have any

>>738487404

So.. People ask you to do what now? I don't know what an accountant does. Do you manage money?

This entire thread makes me wish Hitler won. >>738487404 except you work hard buddy

>>738486598
yeah well it's not like he did anything wrong, she's the one that's a piece of shit, so are all those guys that ran a train on her.
he's just an idiot

>>738478414
video published in 2014 though

>>738487888
check'd
being a cuck is wrong

>>738478414
just so you know she just wasnt a CPA, she still does the yearly exams to be able to work.

>>738484327
need viddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

>>738487767
I make no decisions but execute plans. Like this company liquidates into this company, and we make it tax free due to this code section which applies to our fact pattern. Or this show is going to France to film and episode, can we find a treaty so we are not taxed in France or in the us. Imagine being able to have access to all the information of your company but not being able to make decisions.

I work in international tax, basically my goal is to create "no where income" . I can explain it more but takes a while. Essentially only big companies can play games and do tax structuring. If you're a simple company no use in having a specialized CPA.

>>738488255
unless your a really small company in a tax heaven. But to be honest those companies are more like po boxs, then actual firms.

>>738478884
What is CPA? I'm sorry I'm from the better continent.

summer brielle taylor was my neighbor i saved her doggo

>>738479977
Lmao her husband is a 1sg.

>>738488519
think tax specialist in a firm.

>>738488519
Move somewhere with access to Google.

>>738488046
How is it wrong. It's good for me if other guys are cucks because then the cucks and people that like girls that are into cuckoldry are busy being cucks and not interfering with my life

>>738487404
my friend went to grad school at wake forrest to become a cpa and studied all those books and pass all the exams

i asked him if it was worth it

he told me thats a sunken cost or something and wouldnt answer

i bet its soul crushing office monotony

>>738488436

This is always tricky. All companies own many smaller companies. Ultimate ownership is what matters.

Thanks for being aware. I hope more people become aware and shut our industry down

>>738488519
Cuck Porn Aficionado

>>738488255

Hey I learned something, thx anon.

>>738488689
they can shut it down when I go in to pension.

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>>738488666
If you don't work at the Ernst and young , PWC, KPMG, or Deloitte. It might not be worth it.

I started at EY at 52k out of college. Worked 90+ hours some weeks.

Now I work at major film studio. I make 90 k and work about 50 hours. I'm 27 and have been working 4 years.

This is like above average scenario. Most people cap at 75k, but others who keep climbing ranks make it to 400 to 1.5 mil after 10 or so years

>>738478414
Dude. It says that she was a CPA on fucking PornHub. It's not some hidden info. Kys, nigger.

>>738481270
Who?

>>738489207
Nobody is pretending they just uncovered a secret you edgy cunt. Its just a fun facts about pornstars thread.

4 years, so you have no pre crash work experience?

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>>738478884
I dated one last year. She was wanting to get divorced and I sort of pushed her over the edge to do it. VERY materialistic and type A personality. She actually redpilled me a bit. Super conservative and hated other races. Would've been a great mom/wife, but you couldnt talk to her unless it was about buying shit. Blew my load a bunch of times and left. Definitely not a slut. CPA's are fucked up people.

>>738489493
I meant as a CPA at EY. I worked lots of internships before then

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>>738488927
>It might not be worth it.
Accounting degree or CPA?

>>738488927
>Might not be worth it

Only if you want to work for public companies or in tax. The rest of us know that there's a shit ton more than the fortune 500 out there and enjoy having lives outside of work. Do I make 90k? Nope, but not far off at all and I work 45 hours a week.

>>738489641
well 80-90 hours per week can do it to a person. And it is bad for women and men. Man who do not get married fast to a good woman, even if they make good money descent in to something kin to zombi life, often full of drugs and alcohol.

Also my advice is to specilize. Find a firm that is planing to work in US or Europe or Africa and learn the living shit out of tax system of that place. better pay and better work in the end .

>>738489795
>Worked lots of internships

Translation: made a lot of copies

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>>738488927
>>738488927
>>738489853
Also, what is the best way to get into one of the big 4?

>>738489853
>>738489953

That's what I am saying. Depends how ambitious you are. People who are CPAs think they can be hot shit, but it rarely materializes.

Overall I'd say it's worth it, if you want to go to college but don't really know what you want to do. It's as mediocre as mediocre gets.

If you're ambitious pick a real degree

>>738490184

Have a 3.7 GPA and be good looking. Apply as a junior

>>738490041
Prepared lots of 1040s

>>738490228
yeah .like english literature or social studies.

>>738490184
know how to kiss ass.

>>738490318
not trying to be a dick, but they outsource a lot of that work to india these days

>>738490296
3.7...agree. good looking? not so sure about that. seen some ugly looking mother fuckers at all size firms.

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>>738490296
>>738490755
Any other tips?

Does having a couple CPA exams complete make you a better candidate?

>>738490755
when your firm is starting to mine copper in kongo, and they need some people to prepare not the strategy, but the actual deal with the locals. you want the biggest bad looking motherfuckers possible.

>>738490989
no, you outsource it to a firm with a local branch. why the hell would you send expensive people over there? not worth the risk.

>>738484661
nigger stank in that room must be unbearable

>>738490975
get an internship somewhere. and yes having a few sections complete makes you a better candidate for 2 reasons:

1) it shows you aren't a complete idiot
2) the firm won't have to reimburse you for the exam fees or study materials on the parts you already passed.

partners generally act like shekel hoarding jews.

>>738491193
because locals will steal, or to be more precise will steal more then it is ok, and still not do the job. We always send our guys, the Chinaman does it too.

This thread went from pornstars to internships in a blink of an eye. Amazing

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>>738478414

this thread is confusing.
went from porn actresses, to cucking, and now accounting studies.

>>738480107

You can make quite a lot of money as a partner at an accounting firm, but I think most associates only make $60-80k/yr on average. Then again, I have no clue how much a pornstar makes generally, and 60-80k/yr is quite a lot for most of the US (and especially a lot of the dumb girls that become pornstars that couldn't get a $10/hr job at Macys...) Anyways, being an accountant seems like it's the most boring fucking shit ever so I 100% can understand without even ever being one. It's easy to tell just looking at a list of responsibilities. THEN AGAIN: most jobs are fucking shit. Also probably including a pornstar. I don't see what's so great about that either. Sex as a job? No thanks, I enjoy it as a hobby

>>738491569
would you be suprised much, if I told you those 3 are more or less the same thing?

>>738491351
>chinaman does it too.

yes and look how successful they are at it. good watch, actually. shows you that it doesn't matter who you send, they're still going to screw you in africa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M

>>738491658
this nigger gets it.

>>738491691
I hate chinaman, so much. Africa was always Russian land. Damn motherfuckers stealing everything that is not nailed down.

>>738480896

sasha grey seems like a fucking dumb hipster pseudointellectual damn if she isn't cute. i've always liked the way she looks. and a great ass ofc

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>>738490032
We both work for the government. She is an auditor for oil/gas. She could make bank if she went private, but I think the security of this position appeals to her. Were not together anymore, so heres her asshole lol

>>738491942
Man I understand you. I had an Indian tail that worked as a translator, or one of the translators there is like a milion languages in India, never fucked a girl like here, and I probably never will. High class and proffesional, with that smell that was making me hard after day one of seeing here. there is something in those non western women, I tell you.

>>738490755
Dude big four firms are criminal for the their quality. Outsourcing to India is not even that bad to what I experienced

>>738490184
who dat

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>>738491805

>>738490975
Real talk here we go. Make sure your GPA is above 3.5. when you apply bare minimum. If you're older than a junior you need an internship somewhere else.

Yes CPA tests help a lot. Big four usually have meet and greats at schools. Go there ask for a mentorship.program. if youre lucky someone will mentor you. Go above and beyond with him and have him reference you.

When you're actually applying make sure you say, " I want to do audit at this office" or I want to do "tax at this office". Don't go interview without a clear understanding of what you want. Network hard man, they want outgoing people . Interview is all personality.
Yes lots are ugly but they have a personality.

Good luck anon

>>738492642
good advice. Also know that a lot of us, end up browsing 4chan at 4;12 in the morning, naked in fucking bulgaria, druged and drunk. Too lazy to even off ourself.

>>738488910
When do we get to see the alternate ending where Ted shows the kids all the shoots their mom did.

>>738492417
Bitch, anyone can buy a book

>>738492784
Sofia is awesome though! And I'm assuming school there may be a tad bit easier than over here? Or maybe thats just wrong...either way good luck anon

>>738492883
hey, I finished my schools in Moscov and then london. I wish I was in Sofia, ton of whores there, makes you feel at home.

>>738492642

what do they start you at? i'm not in that field but i'm looking at some of the responses... i work <40 hrs a week as an analyst for 50k and i'm underpaid. working 90 hour weeks for 60k or whatever sounds like a shit dea for all these certifications and things

>>738492784
Jealous I'm working
Love you brother

>>738493035
I posted here Anon
>>738488927

>>738493041
technicly am going to work in 2 hours. You faggots are stoping me from sleeping. Well that and my boss fucking some highschoolers next door.

I banged Mia Khalifa before she was famous I even have pics

But drunkness aside, the most important thing besides some sort of state exam is conections, and knowing what the firm, that your trying to find a job, is doing.

>>738493259
nice.

>>738493136

so basically pretty middling pay with a slight chance to make a shit ton? but the hours seem retarded. how are the hours so bad? i talked to someone recently who worked at an accounting firm but they said they worked from home like 3 days out of the week and just did excel bullshit. think they made 60k or something

>>738493225
Lol he wont be up then. High school poon steals some of your soul. Youre golden, pony boy.

>>738493259
....continue

>>738493259

post pics

>>738493330
It is guys, have no experitise in that matter. But in general you are right. Fucky bunnis kill. That is if someone wants to have sex, one should look for a professional or find a nice partner at work. Kids this days seem to be on speed or something.

>>738491942
>so heres her asshole lol
>posts her pussy

nigga u w0t

>>738493329
I'm talking about public accounting. It's a mix of high turnover, sales mentality, and no one really caring to help you. I had to prepare 600 returns in 3 months for example. Each return took me an average of 30 mins to 8 hours. Its just volume and not being able to delegate because it takes less time to just do it yourself. 60% of people are bitter so that doesn't help

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>>738493312
>>738493354
>>738493357

>>738493259
No you didn't.

>>738493629

i honestly dont understand the distinction - i don't know anything about accounting. public vs? working at an accounting firm something different?

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>>738493544
My bad man. I just wanted it to sound as cuntish and off putting as possible. I only have 3 pics of her, and no asshole ones :(

She was definitely not a send nudes kind of girl. Here's another pussy shot.

>>738493642
Gross

>>738493642

How about something we can't find via GIS.

>>738493681
kek it's not impossible. I went to hs with a chick who went into porn but didn't last long. As you'd expect she fucked basically anyone who came at her in hs.

>>738484327
Link to thread?

>>738493707
Why didn't you save the actual pictures, instead of the screenshots?

nigger + chains
normal

>>738494271
The chances someone would actually find you through the pictures is astoundingly low, so just upload them. No need for that screenshot bullshit. Thanks btw, always nice when people have the balls to share what they got.

>>738494453
Haha I just pussed out and deleted the other one. I dunno. Sort of feel bad and paranoid I guess. Give me a few mins.

>>738490184
Need an internship

>>738493642
Why she is young girl but those saggy tits kills my erection.

>>738494556
lol, I noticed.

>>738494556
Don't worry, I got it before you deleted it.

>>738495077
Her face is EXACTLY the same as the girl from Better Call Saul. Its honestly hard for me to watch it now lol. Enjoy the pic my man

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>>738494748
How to get internship?

>>738492849
dude I totally have that book and haven't read it

is Sasha Grey smarter than me?

I used to go to punk rock shows with Annie Dusenberry aka Aiden Starr. She dated one of my friends during the first few years of her porn career. She was a really sweet, shy, and quiet girl with a serious dick lust in her eyes. At the punk shows you could get her to suck your cock for a single beer. When my friend started dating her I couldn't help but think about how many times my dick had been in her mouth, and how many other dude's dicks had been in her mouth at those shows. Then we found out she was doing porn and it all made sense. Now her on screen persona is the complete literal opposite of how she used to be. Cool girl though, and decently smart aside from all the ultra liberal/postmodernist bullshit she believed in.

>>738480805
Is she still doing porn? Haven't seen anything from her and then that lesbian scene with her being chubby came but that was some time ago