Waifuism/Waifu Worship thread
>Tornado of Terror edition
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Damn, beat me by 1 second.
>>738454525
i don't seem to have this problem...
maybe try interacting with more positive people?
>>738454588
i guess not loosing your head over it is the only solid choice, easier said than done though
>>738455160
Git gud scrub
Alucard claimed
>>738455243
I've only OP'd like, one thread.
Cut me some slack.
>>738455160
When i replied to yours it got 404'd
https://youtu.be/UjNi1dkvTcw
>>738455302
Yeah, I deleted it. No reason to have 2 waifu threads up, it would just be spam at that point.
QoTT: Does your waifu live a peaceful life, or a violent one?
Tomoko lives in a very peaceful time.
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>>738454813
>>738455160
I've never posted in any previous iteration of waifu threads, so I can't talk about those.
But I've held that view since the very beginning of these particular threads, which started nearly 2 years ago. And other than the persons that post here, the amount of drama, and the inside jokes- it's largely the same thread.
>>738454943
>>738455280
One of the few genres I actually don't like is metal, and that includes most subgenres.
The only metal I do tend to enjoy is post-metal, but that's because it's mostly just post-rock with shoegazing.
>>738455323
Got the reply Lulu or do i have to write again?
Nice music btw
>>738455355
>Nice dubs
It lives in a peaceful one, but there is drama to it
>>738455372
Yup
>>738455373
Too bad, progressive rock?
>>738455300
So you were a faggot once? Once a faggot, always a faggot, Young Grasshopper.
>>738455355
Violent one. She's a hero.
THICC bird claimed
>>738454859
What the?
>>738454728
Hey.
>>738454445
I don't care.
>>738454341
TLDR?
>>738455527
Go choke on a dick.
>>738455372
-wipes your forehead with a cool washcloth and brings a cup of tea up to your mouth to sip. Knows cancer is no laughing matter. Has a close family member dying of it right now.-
>>738455704
Why
>Tatsumaki
>>738455488
I missed it, I blinked and thread died. This is my favorite version of this suite, which is unfortunate since it's not on a CD or anything I can download
>>738455797
*kiss*
hi, pet
>>738455355
My daugtheru lives a life that would be considered violent in a conventional world, but it's just some schoolgirls team sport in the show universe.
Pic unrelated.
>>738455704
Fostercare is one of my favourite tracks from him. What do you think of Rival Dealer? A lot of people dislike it but I think it's around the same level as Untrue.
>>738455502
Prog rock is very case-by-case for me, some songs I do enjoy whilst others I don't.
>>738455854
What if it wasn't me that said hi?
>>738455902
same tbh
>>738455094
shinobu is mineeee
>>738455896
send vid
>>738455854
TLDR
I work in a cellar of a workshop Unloading and Loading trailers with Tires/Engines/Transmissions
>>738456037
Shinobu is of the kind of Only lolis who is right to love
>>738456085
Send vid x2
What do I do if I have a harem?
>>738455771
You aren't the greek Tats?
Nevermind my reply, then
>>738456241
What's up with her chest
>>738455977
turn your trip on then so I know
>>738456155
That seems really hard to do with no arms
>>738455502
What is a waifu?
*throws wine glass*
A miserable little pile of secrets!
But enough if that, have at you!
>>738455902
What do you think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBKUU0Mneb8
>>738456342
But enough *talk*, have at you!
Narumeia
>>738456387
Kek you are a fan of castlevania?
>>738456244
Choose one
>>738456322
I tought the same when piling tires 2 days ago
Eh screw the harem.
Miia claimed.
>>738456495
Eh, they are fun little time wasters. I wasn't a big fan of Metroid, but Castlevania is okay.
>>738456294
Its because its a she, not a he.
>>738456472
Not this fag again
>>738456551
I prefer the classic style to the metroidvania type
>>738456588
I heard girls have cooties
>>738456632
The older ones were a lot harder than the Metroidvania ones, that is for sure. First Castlevania game I actually played was Circle of the Moon, but I've played a lot more since then.
Feels good to beat the old NES and SNES games tho, a lot more satisfying.
>>738456531
>>No oversexualised content
kek
But its okay tho
You choose one out of the Harem
>>738456588
The counter trap
>>738456551
What didnt you like about metroid?
>>738456322
There
is it okay if kizuna ai is my waifu?
>>738456361
It's decent, but it doesn't do a whole lot for me. It's not something I'd listen to.
Something just came up though, so I'm going to have to take my leave for now.
>>738456816
Time to defend myself about why I don't like X.
I just didn't like it. Enemies are awkward to hit, the range of weapons are just "Hmm, what else can I blast out of my arm," the morph ball makes no sense but they get away with it cause "muh chozo dna," and I just don't have to like it.
>>738455896
Is is a new release?
I have not listened to it yet.
>>738455572
Oh, my. How fucking retarded can you be sometimes.
>>738456322
Hello, spic!
Slept well?
>>738456776
What is the fun I missed last thread?
And.. hello.
Can't stay long
>>738455355
Violent unfortunately. Just the nature of being a servant.
>>738456387
>>738456342
Speaking of Castlevania. Have you seen the 4 episode animation that Netflix made. It's actually really good for a video game adaptation
>>738457105
Just some shit flinging. Two really butt bothered children were posting earlier. Been well?
>>738457108
I have not, the last "Castlevania"-esque anime I watched Vampire Hunter D
>>738457009
No worries, im no big fan of metroid myself
Just wondering why
>>738457105
Who is this waifu, remembers me of Hinazuki Kayo from Erased but without cat ears
>>738457108
Hello saber
>>738456776
Yeah of the newer i have only played SotN and Lament of Innocence. My first was the original, then 4, both of which i have besten. Got 3 a few months ago and so far it has been the most challenging. Never played simons quest but do i love the music! Which have you played of the old? Which is your favorite? You might enjoy this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RwGyFuE-XW0
:sparkles: Noɨɍɇ~ :sparkles: - Today at 1:00 PM
I'm not, you're the one lying all the time. I'm being honest everytime, I haven't been in thread since months, and you still talk about it. Just because you have anger problems it doesn't mean you've to come here and play shit on me. I don't even want to know who you are, maybe you even have a good life, but you still come here and talk shit to others. I won't even try to explain shit again, since it's useless. Go keep your brain clock to 2016 till someone tells you that your memes and shitposting is outdated.
After all, I don't give a shit, maybe you just like to make people angry, who fucking knows what goes on in your mind. Maybe Chen stuff. Either way, have a nice day.
>>738457236
Should check it out sometime
It's only 4 episodes unfortunately and acts as a prologue. Next season will be 8 episodes
>>738457394
Hello hello
What's up
>>738457108
>speaking of castlevania
First i have heard of it, but i dont have netflix anyway
>>738456699
Thats okay.
:sparkles: Noɨɍɇ~ :sparkles: - Today at 1:00 PM
I'm not, you're the one lying all the time. I'm being honest everytime, I haven't been in thread since months, and you still talk about it. Just because you have anger problems it doesn't mean you've to come here and play shit on me. I don't even want to know who you are, maybe you even have a good life, but you still come here and talk shit to others. I won't even try to explain shit again, since it's useless. Go keep your brain clock to 2016 till someone tells you that your memes and shitposting is outdated.
After all, I don't give a shit, maybe you just like to make people angry, who fucking knows what goes on in your mind. Maybe Chen stuff. Either way, have a nice day..
>>738456529
Did you survive?
>>738456828
:o
>>738457105
Hello hello, Chen. I slept great thanks. How are you doing today?
:sparkles: Noɨɍɇ~ :sparkles: - Today at 1:00 PM
I'm not, you're the one lying all the time. I'm being honest everytime, I haven't been in thread since months, and you still talk about it. Just because you have anger problems it doesn't mean you've to come here and play shit on me. I don't even want to know who you are, maybe you even have a good life, but you still come here and talk shit to others. I won't even try to explain shit again, since it's useless. Go keep your brain clock to 2016 till someone tells you that your memes and shitposting is outdated.
After all, I don't give a shit, maybe you just like to make people angry, who fucking knows what goes on in your mind. Maybe Chen stuff. Either way, have a nice day.a
:sparkles: Noɨɍɇ~ :sparkles: - Today at 1:00 PM
I'm not, you're the one lying all the time. I'm being honest everytime, I haven't been in thread since months, and you still talk about it. Just because you have anger problems it doesn't mean you've to come here and play shit on me. I don't even want to know who you are, maybe you even have a good life, but you still come here and talk shit to others. I won't even try to explain shit again, since it's useless. Go keep your brain clock to 2016 till someone tells you that your memes and shitposting is outdated.
After all, I don't give a shit, maybe you just like to make people angry, who fucking knows what goes on in your mind. Maybe Chen stuff. Either way, have a nice day.aaa
>>738457436
Using emulators and roms I've played most of the NES and SNES ones, even the Japanese only releases. I've only beaten Castlevania: Dracula X on the old ones. Shit's fucking hard lol.
>>738457519
I might, I've been looking for a GAR anime to watch anyway, a lot of moeshit recently.
>>738456816
OP is a faggot and I make my own rules. My harem includes
>Saber
>Yuno
>Asuna
>Hanako
>Lucy Heartfilia
>Mikasa
>pokonoa from HxH
>Tohsaka Rin
>Hatsune miku
ew Noire
>>738457659
I heard they have boobs
:sparkles: Noɨɍɇ~ :sparkles: - Today at 1:00 PM
I'm not, you're the one lying all the time. I'm being honest everytime, I haven't been in thread since months, and you still talk about it. Just because you have anger problems it doesn't mean you've to come here and play shit on me. I don't even want to know who you are, maybe you even have a good life, but you still come here and talk shit to others. I won't even try to explain shit again, since it's useless. Go keep your brain clock to 2016 till someone tells you that your memes and shitposting is outdated.
After all, I don't give a shit, maybe you just like to make people angry, who fucking knows what goes on in your mind. Maybe Chen stuff. Either way, have a nice day.waw
>>738457702
no one here knows noire anymore, so what's the matter?
>>738457609
You can probably find some 3rd party sites that has it on.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>738457748
>Saber
>Yuno
>Asuna
>Mikasa
>Anyone from HxH
>DIRTY ANUS
>THIS
>MUCH
>SHIT
>TASTE
>>738457681
What now
>>738457505
>>738457669
>>738457702
>>738457730
Is t-this w-wrong t-thread?
I dont g-get it
>>738457519
Not much, killing time
>>738457436
Nice cover
>>738457681
Yup, im already used to piling them
I got a full pile of them falling onto me
An engine saved my ass
>>738457748
Thats hella lot
Im not going to be able to recognize you if you post so much waifus
>>738457771
I heard about it, never watched / read / played
>>738457837
>Ahiseeyoureamanofcultureaswell.jpg
>>738457856
My sides lmao
>>738457856
>says the tomoko claimer
>>738457837
Sonokawa Momoka is officially stolen heheh
>>738457938
It's just hazing. Haremfags are not well received anyway.
>>738457236
Well, yeah.
Just listening to music, started to go to the gym again and thinking about starting swimming.
How about you? Did you even kissed that girl?
>>738457394
Chen.
>>738457681
Hello hello you fucking retard.
Just listening to music, how about you?
>>738457771
He is a roleplaying faggot, anyway.
>>738457916
No Shut the fuck up.
>>738457751
Atleast they dont have a dick.
>>738458015
Well that's good. And no, we don't even talk anymore.
>>738457771
Implying.
>>738457983
Mai stop being retarded.
I have to go for now.
>>738457916
I want to get my Sono pregnant
>>738457972
You stop that...
>>738457983
Please stop posting that. Who are you anyway?
>>738458086
Is that really an improvement
>>738457916
Who should I mainly post as?
>>738458089
Ah, better for you.
>>738458106
Ignoring my post, I see.
>>738458191
You look like a retard.
>>738458191
a cute
>>738457890
I call you
>>738457916
Stay safe on the job, I'm gonna lay down for a bit
>>738458015
What are you listening to? I need to listen to more stuff I've been lazy
QOTT: Do I have anger problems?
Am I a sociopath?
Would you hang out with me IRL?
Please answer.
>>738458234
thanks for crushing what was left of my self esteem
>>738458265
stop
>>738458234
I didn't see it. Rival Dealer is from 2013, for me it's his last good work too.
best waifu
>>738458344
shouldn't you ask that people you actually talk to regularly?
>>738458344
Yes, yes, yes.
>>738458369
I wonder if I should learn palm reading.
>>738457972
Try again
>>738458015
Im not even talking bro
Chill
>>738458191
y tho
He says that is IRL Tanya Degurechaff from Youjo Senki
>>738458232
Whoever you like more, but no asuna plz, i have to say it, asuna is trash
>>738458234
Your insults are equally smart as a retard eating tendies
>>738458282
Sure and sure
Care to tell me your summoner name and region??
>>738458344
Probs
Probs
Yeah
>>738458394
Gardevoir its best pokemon but i wouldn;t have her as waifu
>>738458477
we both know thats you, you even said you did it for haru uwu
>>738458344
idk, idk, at least once.
>>738458344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFlVDQ25rxU
>>738458501
Nah uh, they think I'm a Tanya irl, which i'm not. I'm a nice person.
>>738458554
but why would you post those pictures of me? It makes me sad
>>738458282
https://mirrortomirror.bandcamp.com/track/body-moving-slowly
Right now, I am listening to this album, I don't know if you would like it, tho.
>>738458354
Shut the fuck up, I want to punch you in the face.
>>738458369
Retarded.
>>738458406
No, nobody likes me, so is fine, I am doing it just because the thread was too dull.
>>738458501
>assuming.
>>738458657
The truest nibber of them all.
Have you watched any animus lately?
>>738458731
https://mirrortomirror.bandcamp.com/track/body-moving-slowly
banana boi )
Oh, now that you are mentioning it, I listened to it and liked it, I thought you were asking me about a new album, sinice I didn't bothered to search
>>738459134
>nobody likes me
>>738458926
cuz
>>738459134
but why?? wouldn't you rather kiss me?
>>738459299
no!
>>738458344
If you fucked me and choked me during, yeah
>>738459134
Oi, you may be shit but you dont got shit taste
>>738459257
Coz you are loli?
Loli's might be illegal but they are nice
>>738459390
Kiss you or your waifu?
>>738459405
kek
>>738459555
Me, and nice trips.
>>738459134
That track gives me high hopes I'll love the album.
>>738459390
yes
>>738459390
What the fuck?
No, you look like a retard. I also don't like boys.
Even if I did, you are ugly. You should kill yourself.
>>738459257
You leaked my face, didn't you?
Heh, dumbo.
>>738459405
How about a leg straight in your ass?
>>738459555
Oi, listen here, I am not shit and I assure you my waifu is the best.
>>738459740
Is ambient combined with electronic, I like it, really chill.
Oh, do you want the link to the Tyler's new album? It has been leaked.
>>738459802
nuh uh
>>738459880
Is it your third leg?
>>738459134
Hmm, not really. I watched Interview with Monster Girls, I was watching LWA but when nyaa went down I fell off. I was also watching JoJo but fell off cause bored.
I might check out Gabriel Dropout, the newer Berserk series, and that Castlevania series, tho.
>>738459901
why not
>>738459880
why do you have to be so mean?
>>738460035
because Chen said I was ugly
>>738459880
I didnt say nuthin 'bout your waifu little dipshit
And to my point of view
>Armless redhead with bangs > chinese Loli catgirl
>>738459880
I think I'd rather wait for the official versions of these to come out.
>>738459880
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I still like you, I'm just unstable.
>>738460128
you kinda are. other people say you look like some trap
>>738457751
>>738458657
>>738457837
>>738458731
Hello to you
>>738460004
>bored of JoJo
Fag
>Dropout
Don't its not that good tbh
>>738460398
Yo.
>>738460412
I was watching LWA and Demi-chan at the same time, blame JoJo for being less interesting than CGDCT.
Also, watching for memes.
>>738460379
hmph :p
>>738460398
hey qt whats up? i keep forgetting to watch that anime
>>738460004
I heard the new Berserk series is shit. By the way, do you like the Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa anime?
Is getting a new seson, I mean, it already has, but other perspective.
Oh, if you are into anime like Log Horizon, SAO, etc, this gaming genre, you should check out The King's Avatar, even if you have not watched any of these, the anime is top notch.
Anyway, I watched Hayku and it was so fucking fun. It really is a good sports anime, I recommend it.
>>738460316
You can't be trusted, that's all. If you were a good friend, since I wanted to be one and actually not be a cunt, you wouldn't have done that.
But, whatever.
>>738460295
Well, as you wish. I just wanted to share it with you.
I bought PUBG, I didn't really liked it, lmao.
>>738460501
i didnt answer your question earlier did i
guess who i am uwu
>>738460495
How is life?
>>738460501
What? qt? There is nothing cute about me!
Make way for the best waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geJDGYv0duo
I came here to laugh at your-
>>738460510
>Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa
The one with Hestia? I was unaware, I figured it was a one and done series.
>The King's Avatar
Sure, I'll write it down at least. I have seen Log Horizon and SAO so it's worth checking out.
Last sports anime I watched was Yowamushi Pedal.
>>738460633
Meh.
>>738460730
Check Haikuu.
Tell me what you think of these anime when you watch them!
>>738460730
I see you keep your answers rather simple.
I need to go, my nibbas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBCsJ4ZOVsE&t=174s
Here is an album that is worth checking out. Good to get blasted on it and forget about life.
Have a good day/night. It was nice talking to yall.
>>738460495
Read JoJo instead
Mesmerized by this cutie vocaloid
>>738460578
i really don't know...
>>738460633
Your mouth is a cute!
I want to kiss it!
>bbl
>>738461514
The subtle or mild hint of psycho really hits the "I like that" button in my brain.
so i was trying real hard and started a thread for Kizuna recently but nobody came by and it died without any replies even though i kept bumping myself for quite some time until i had to go to bed.
what's wrong with people? are they not ready yet for Kizuna?
>>738461542
Go ahead do that. I don't bit *smirks*
>>738461805
Kizuna can provide that too, you'll most likely love her, go check her youtube!
>>738462060
>>738461905
Doubt it. Go back to orbiting her, you beta.
>>738462802
mad that your waifu is shit and you know it?
>>738462934
Nonetheless, Ai is just a pixel bunch. She has no use outside of her persona, and you know she is nothing like that irl. Stay mad, orbiter.
>>738463384
lewd
>>738463384
>>738463934
Says you
>>738464478
No, not you
>>738463384
Good one
>>738464478
Hello
>>738464606
Spell it properly then
>>738461809
ain't nobody like 3d anymo
>>738461871
>nibbles your bottom lip
>>738464606
Hey Rem
>>738464685
Hey there
>>738465063
>slowly moving towards her neck
>>738465339
I've never seen a human looking like such. Interesting.
Claimed, lads and lassies.
>>738464685
I guess so
>>738464686
They're both Ai.
Just one is better. And actually Japanese, from a show.
>>738465063
Eh?
>>738464606
What about me?
I'm as pure as a saint
>>738465447
no stop i'm sensitive there...
>she tugs at your waistband and looses your belt
These threads are shit, mostly a thread on disappointing your parents by 'claiming' a fake fake woman.
>>738465685
No, one is Ai and one is A.I.
>>738465447
What are you saying
>>738465685
you okay? would you feel more comfortable if i into mash..?
Kurapika is a beautiful woman.
>>738465717
Shit isn't pure
But I suppose you are
>>738465915
I wouldn't know that, I don't care about some MMD model
>>738466034
Do whatever, won't really affect me.
>>738466190
Kinky
>>738465779
Back off, none of that, before you end in the pool of bodies with the others. Foolish human.
>>738465915
You just look kind of diffrent, that is all.
>>738466248
you dont like me anymore..?
>>738466248
I'd like Pika to chain me up
>>738466276
Why do vampires like to suck virgin blood?
>>738466248
wow rood
Did I upset you last night
>>738466276
Hmph, its not my fault your vampire eyes hypnotized me.
>>738466420
Because I can make you my servant.
>>738466389
You set yourself up.
>>738466420
I have someone who would chain me up.
>>738466485
No, I'm just sometimes rude without realizing. And I said shit, as in defecate, isn't pure, not you. You're most likely pure.
>>738466666
FUCK
>>738466666
Beautiful Get.
its not my fault you fell in love with me, though...
>>738466512
Why would I hypnotize you and letting you do such a stupid move? Now don't do anything like that again.
>>738461263
Who dis
I left for 30 minutes and someone stealing my waifu tf
>>738466666
Quints of dead
>>738466817
Not my fault either that you're an attention whore.
>>738467286
Red head cute
...
>>738467274
I thought you liked me!
>>738467401
only for you because i thought we had a connection...
>>738467419
I don't even know you, now stop crying, this no such place for crying.