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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Continued from
>>738445206

Civ thread


>>738452944
First of all bitch i choose item attributes gtfo here

Anyway. White man writes Snekism holy script, the Snekorah. White man is promoted to White Apostle.

The Snekorah Can be used to instantly convert any character to Snekism. (and +10 faith per turn)

Because faith has reached 100, a church is built!

Population: 7
Food: 7.6 / 5.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 100 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
No Apocalyptic event for: 2 Turns
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>>738453692
Gigga Nigga tames a giant Grizzly Bear.
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>>738453692
Gigga Nigga turns into King Kong.
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>>738453692
Gigga Nigga has a heart attack.
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>>738453692
Giganigga feels his superpower and finds cotton and cotton seeds.
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best thread in a century
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>>738453692
establish segregation laws, so nigga is not alllowed in church (was dubs in last thread)
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>>738453692
A baby warp digivolves into Brock Lesnar, who proceeds to will cattle into existence.
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>>738453692
Utilize ultramegagigganigga to explore westwards and wage war and gather shit and do nigga stuff.
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>>738454031
Reroll
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>>738453692
Ultra Nigga builds a wall, like a titan should do.
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The orange god is upset at the faggotry going on in this civilization. He orders a MOAB to be dropped
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Break into horse place and fuck impregnate it.
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Gigganigga poses menacingly
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>>738454139
reroll
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>>738453692
In the riverfork appears another tribe
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ultra gigganigga decides to obey snek gods
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>>738454077
Baby evolves into brock lesnar who uses his mystical muscle powers to will cattle into existence.

Population: 7
Food: 8.8 / 8.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 120 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
No Apocalyptic event for: 1 Turn
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>>738454336
Gigga Nigga goes to church, and instead of trying to uproot white & snek society he turns the church into a Baptist church and becomes the preacher
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>>738454336
someone investigates that tree bird lookin thing on the bottom right
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>>738454336
people start fucking cattle
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>>738454336
Brock Lesnar strikes a tree with his elbow to invent sap.
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>>738454336
gigga nigga stumbles into a tribe of amazon women who he sells his semen to
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>>738454379
Roll
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>>738454336
Gigganigga tells the people to take shelter in one of his heads for the next turn an apocalyptic event will take place.
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>>738454535
reroll
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>>738454379
>Gigga Nigga goes to church, and instead of trying to uproot white & snek society he turns the church into a Baptist church and becomes the preacher
And all the white people shelter in his Baptist church for the next apocalyptic happening
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a river monster comes out and eats ultra giga nigga
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>>738454336
Brock Lesnar starts digging for coal by suplexing the ground beneath him.
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>>738454610
Roll
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>>738454336
nigga starts doing nigga shit
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>>738454336
Irish people seen on the borderlands
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>>738454592
reroll
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The ground shakes violently, a mysterious Temple devoted to a so far unknown faith emerges on the east side of the river.
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>>738454610
Again!
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>>738454610
Pls
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>>738454644
nigga steals the church and makes it a bed
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>>738454379
reroll

also roll to fuck that horse goddamit
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Gay vampires attack the village
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a friendly rare pupper shows up
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One of the babies becomes The Guy via black magic and starts growling.
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>>738454837
this
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>>738454336
UNPROMPTED

Snekiah Has explored the rest of the map

Gigga Nigga Becomes furious with Lesnars arrival. They fight. (next dubs decides Evens - Brock wins, Odds - Gigga Nigga wins)

Only one will stay in play.

The people use the fight as fuel for a race war. (Your people become xenophobic)

Whichever race wins the fight puts the other into slavery

The snake gods warn of our ignorance

Population: 7
Food: 17 / 8.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 140 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
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>>738454336
Citizens pray to gods to send them Giga White Man - Hulk Hogan to fight Ultra Nigga.
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>>738454659
re
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>>738454893
Brock suplexes Gigga Nigga into the ground.
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dont fuck this up me
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Stop this foolish fight and barter a trade deal
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>>738454893
Brock Lesnar F-5s Gigga Nigga.
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>>738454893
Brock uses stone type - it's super effective
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>>738455066
Oh shit
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>>738454610
This again. If Brock wins, then he becomes the pastor, but if gigga Nigga wins, he becomes the pastor
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Asteroid 404 from the Keklar Belt crashes on GiggaNiggas head.

If quads it retards civilization back to only GiggaNiggas single black cell organism

If not quads it just dinks off his head adding a mountainted to the terrain
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a rare pupper swoops in and ends the fight swiftly, decapitating the loser
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Wierd pink catman explodes shit when he touches it.
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>>738455066
Ash Ketchum after Brock's victory arrives with Ditto
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snekiah helps fight giga nigga
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>>738454893
Use giganiggas defeat to spark dogma and recruit more to snekism
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>>738455371
Rr
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Apologize to snek gods and ask for guidance
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>>738455066
Brock F-5s Gigga nigga into oblivion. Fate has spoken. White superiority reigns.

(Black people are now slaves)

Gigga nigga gets put to work on a plantation. (+5 Gold)

Population: 7
Food: 18.2 / 8.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 160 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
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>>738455453
Rr
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Shane Carwin shows up and murders Brock Lesnar
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>>738455460
Black uprising to free giganigga
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>>738455496
this
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>>738455516
Roll
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>>738455460
use gold to trade
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>>738455460
Ian Paisley arrives and takes charge
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>>738455460
Build a farm
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>>738455460
Brock Lesnar turns a pebble into 10 tons of steel by suplexing it.
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>>738455624
ReRoll
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>>738455460
Whites use the remaining wood to sacrifice one of the black from time to time just to show example.
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>>738455631
Roll
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>>738455631
Reroll, but Brock Lesnar suplexes a tree to create the farm.
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>>738455460
Brock becomes to proud to pray to gods
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>>738455659
Re roll
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>>738455460
+5 gold?
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>>738455460
give snek god some shiny shit already.. gold or coppper or something
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Randy Savage becomes the new god
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Slaves chant "no step on snek" and refuse to work
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>>738455714
reroll
>>
Brock chops down trees to his left with his bare hands to build a boat
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Give sneks a piece of gold and build a farm
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>>738455745
Reroll
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>>738455768
Rr
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>>738455777
Brock is true messiah
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>>738455460
Flood, bitches!
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>>738453692

that pic looks a lot like Dragonstomper the old Atari 2600 game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jdB_1iavW0
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>>738455777
Dumb ass we already have a boat
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Brock Lesnar creates Paul Heyman.
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>>738455842
More boat
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>>738455842
That little rinky dink piece of shit is smaller than every person in that village
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>>738455878
Reroll
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>>738455888
Kek
A fleet for snekiah
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Every male becomes a qt trap
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>>738455777
Brock lesnar begins building Noahs Ark (a World Wonder ( Saves two population of every species after and apocalyptic event)

But sorry guys

OP HERE. I G2G, someone just take my painting and run with it. Thanks everyone!
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Woman gets tired of waiting for dick. She explores lesbianism leading to Femenism. She looks to free gigga nigga
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Too much alpha testosterone causes the males to only focus on themselves. Civilization ends because no one fucks the female
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Gigga and Brock fall in love
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Brock Lesnar builds Noah's Ark (a World Wonder ( Saves two population of every species after and apocalyptic event)

Population: 7
Food: 26.4 / 8.2 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 180 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
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>>738456002
Thanks for the fun! We'll see what happens.. ill be at home in a min where i can draw on tablet
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>>738456388
Forgot image.
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>>738456388
fuck the fish
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>>738456388
wild retards begin an invasion
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>>738456296
R-roll?
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>>738456744
Best love story
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>>738456388
Redneck wildlings show face looking to support Brock
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>>738456744
Nice job. Just contaminated the gene pool
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>>738456777
ITT i keep wasting trips
If dubs, snek god blesses brock and giganigga with a STRONG child
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>>738456777
Winrar /thread 404
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>>738456744
Brock Lesnar cannot feel love so Gigga Nigga goes back to work and cries, leaving chocolates behind(+1.1 food per turn)

Population: 7
Food: 34.6 / 9.3 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 0 Per Turn
Faith: 200 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
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>>738457086
3 settlers get in boat and go north
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>>738457153
Roll for stuff happening
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>>738457086
God, Brock is such a stud.

Brock takes another villager with him on a boat across the river to meet filthy foreigners
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>>738457245
Roll for adventure
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>>738457245
Rr
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>>738457245
Rrr
>>
>>738457245
Rrrr
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>>738457245
RRRRRR
>>
>>738457245
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>738457245
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>738457245
Rowel
>>
This lack of digits is spooking me.
>>
Low birth rates

Woman still waiting on dick
>>
>>738457245
Dubs damn it
>>
Snek god sparks a massive interracial orgy
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>>738457624
Rr
>>
communism arrives and sets the boat on fire
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>>738457666
SATAN TRIPS
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>>738457666
Oh chit

404
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>>738457666
Satan helps communism.. seems about right
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>>738457624
Roll for orgy so we can all starve under communism
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>>738457666
I guess this is the apocalypse event we were due for
>>
>>738457666
>>738457788
>>738457899

The math speaks for itself

Bye thread
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>>738457666
Now arent you fags glad we have a boat AND an ark?
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>>738457666
Karl Marx appears and tries to burn the boat; he succeeds, but it becomes a world wonder: The Searing Serpent Boat(Which gives +2 gold per turn)

Population: 7
Food: 43.9 / 9.3 Per Turn
Gold: 0 / 2 Per Turn
Faith: 220 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
>>
Satan trips wasted
Boat burned, ark still alive
>>
>>738458054
Kill Karl Marx, open Serpentine Boat exhibit and charge a fee for entry
>>
>>738458054
The chinese invade to try take the world wonder and uproot snekism
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>>738458054
Time to rebuild.

Brock suplexs' tree to his left to build new boat

Also how long till next catastrophe?
>>
build another boat out of copper
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>>738458054
Commies recruit Cubans and plan invasion of arc
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>>738458054
karl marx starts building THE RED ARMY
>>
Brock builds a new boat while the other settlers cultivate more farmland
>>
>>738458222
WHY
>>
Woman is STILL waiting on dick

The fuck is going on with the sausage fest faggots
>>
>>738458222
Welp, this thread is pretty much derailed at this point.
>>
>>738458222
WINRAR
>>
Brock forces giga nigga to build a new boat while he impregnates everyone else
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>>738458370
Rr
>>
>>738458370
Roll
>>
>>738458291
Tell that woman to grab a snake fetish and make the best of it. We have wars to wage
>>
>>738458222
Sneks allie with the Reds

Brock sends out word to Mein Fuher for backup

The Americans wait until they are both on their last legs to swoop in for the win
>>
karl marx gives birth to LENIN which starts a WORLD WAR
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Snekists rise up and kill the godless communists
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>>738458520
=D
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>>738458551
Rr
>>
>>738458551
REEEroll
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>>738458551
Rrrr
>>
>>738458551
Rrrrrrr
>>
>>738458551
RR
>>
>>738458551
Rololo
>>
>>738458551
Roll to end the red scare
>>
A meteor in the shape of a rosebudded asshole blows up civilization
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>>738458551
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>738458551
Rreueue
>>
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>>738458222
Karl begins forming the Red Army, spelling impending war for the Snek nation.
Meanwhile, Snekiah has discovered foreigners, they give him a feather.

Population: 7
Food: 53.2 / 9.3 Per Turn
Gold: 2 / 2 Per Turn
Faith: 240 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper
1 Feather

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
>>
>>738458665
>>738458667
Look at us buncha fuckin failures
SNEKIAH, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?
>>
Karl Marx discovers ancient ruins which gives him power of a god. The RED ARMY attacks BROCK
>>
Planet /pol receives Bricks message for help against commies
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>>738458673
Brock crushes marx with his ark, destroying communism once and for all
>>
>>738458551
Roll
>>
>>738458551
Rolll
>>
>>738458551
Rerolllll
>>
>>738458800
Too desperate
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>>738458800
winrar
>>
Pray to Snekiah to smite the communists, and we will in turn build monuments to him and cultivate the land to accommodate more snakes and snake friendly crops
>>
>>738458673
elect one of our own as a president, creating democracy and a war against the tyrant sneks and the communists
>>
>>738458866
>>738458800
COMFIRM. WE ARE SORRY SNEK WE HAVE TURNED OUR TAILS TO YOU. WE WILL NEVER GO ASTRAY AGAIN!
>>
The red army invade from the south raping the dick hungry whore on the way to the arc
>>
>>738458866
>>738458800

Snekiah has not abandoned us
>>
>>738458905
a revolutionary cold war
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Sneks send spy Jek the snek to infiltrate the red army secrets
>>
Brock summons the 3rd riech
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a random METEOR hits Earth killing all life in earth. Pillar Men forms a new civilization
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>>738458976
Quadruple dubs
>>
Pray to Snekiah to protect us. Ask him to secure peaceful relations with the foreigners (assuming they arent filthy commies)
>>
Mexicans appear from the south

Mudslimes from the north

Asians from the east
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>>738459196
Reroll
>>
>>738459275
Reroll
>>
>>738459289
Reroll
>>
>>738459270
Indians from west
>>
>>738459196
Rr
>>
>>738459365
Rr
>>
>>738459385
Rr
>>
>>738459196
Reroll for actually playing this game effectively
>>
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>>738458800
>>738458866
Snekiah smites the red army with just a feather, Brock then builds a monument to him by suplexing reality itself. The population increases somehow, the one with the long legs is a girl.

Population: 9
Food: 62.5 / 9.3 Per Turn
Gold: 4 / 2 Per Turn
Faith: 260 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper
1 Feather

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
>>
The ice age is upon us, freezing everything as is
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The blood of fallen commies forms into a LENIN killing snek god
>>
>>738459472
The chink commies survived in their mole tunnels. They are planning the best korea
>>
>>738459472
Brock kills tree to his left to rebuild the burnt boat.
>>
>>738459472
all of the fish die
>>
Spaniards arrive seeking gold
>>
Brock Lesnar bears Snekiahs holy child and butt baby, Adolf Hitler (unknown motives)
>>
>>738459472
Brock builds another boat and he sails north with the magically conjured girl. They bang
>>
A massive Persian army arrives from the west. Ally wit the sneks. Have eyes set on whitey
>>
>>738459472
The snek gods are pleased with Brock's monument, plentiful fruit trees grow at the base.
>>
>>738459472
I: the replacement request for someone else to takeover because I feel as if I'm shit.
>>
>>738459985
Reroll
>>
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>>738459999
Well then
>>
Let me hop on my PC
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>>738459985
Re
>>
>>738459999
WINRAR
>>
>>738460074
Brock gets aids, women as always are the cause of the downfall of civilization
>>
>>738460044
Ill take over if you want me to illustrate my quads
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Giga Nigga convinces fellow niggas to rebel under his name, in support of the communists
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>>738459999
FUCKING WINRAR
Also
>Check'd
>>
>>738460275
Sure.
>>
MASSIVE REFUGEE IMMIGRATION
>>
Giga once again challenges Brock, this time slavery is at risk, and loser is cast into oblivion for eternity
>>
>>738460465
Re
>>
Tupac Shakur appears with unknown motives
>>
>>738459985
Rollin
>>
THE DARK LORD SAURON RETURNS
>>
use our black slaves to farm
>>
new op here. drawing almost done.
>>
>>738459985
Reroll
>>
>>738460836
>new
>op
what?
>>
Giga Nigga achieves super saiyan
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>>738461023
Reroll
>>
>>738461066
Check'd
>>
>>738460717
Reroll
>>
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>>738459999
Brock conjures another boat out of sheer willpower and takes the weird spider-girl with him north. The pass widens and they can see the ocean, but they can not take the boat through due to jagged rocks. There are some mountains to the east. Also, the girl is pregnant. Wasn't she just born? Oh well this is /b/ after all

Population: 9
Food: 71.8 / 9.3 Per Turn
Gold: 6 / 2 Per Turn
Faith: 280 / 20 Per Turn

Bonus Resources: 3 Wood
5 Copper
1 Feather

Perks: Citizens Immune to disease
>>
>>738461669
old op or new op? and in case of dubs, horse fucks Giga nigga
>>
>>738461867
I'm new op. the third one technically. The other guy said he wanted to stop
>>
Spider girl has autism, a trait she will pass on to her child
>>
travel north above mountains
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use the copper to create a lightning rod so we can study electricity
>>
giant orgy near snekiah statue
>>
>>738462503
rr
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