Hi guys! I'm a real ... time traveler. I want to do this

>>738444569
Proof?

>>738444636
What do you want?

>>738444569
When is the soonest I can snort some crushed space rocks off a xeno's ass?

>>738444569
Go back in time, learn English, then repost this without all the ridiculous spelling and grammatical errors.

>>738444838
what

>>738444569
Bitcoin/ETH price 2018

Danielle Bregoli's nudes leak yet?

>>738444868
sorry, but i am italian

>>738444569
Too bad time is a concept desu

>>738444569
If you killed yourself in the past you'd cease to exist, retard.

1/10 Try again tomorrow.

>>738444927
Sorry but I have never worked with the crypto

What are the Powerball numbers this week?

>>738444569

So, if you killed your "past" self, how are you still in existence?

What are the materials you used to build the machine?

timestamp?

>>738444569

Is Graveside Breakfast still together in 2018? (Asking for a friend.)

>>738444987. No, if I kill myself in the past, I simply die in this universe.
But there are infinite universes, in fact we must speak of multiverse. The theory of infinite universes makes no mistakes. Simply put, I made a jump from a certain point in my old universe to another point in this.

How many years will Trump reign?

And could you tell something that happened in 2018 when you built the machine?>>738444569

>>738445231
In the near future nothing will be done about what you think. There will still be political tensions between North Korea and America, but no bomb will be launched.
Except for some problems whit the press, Trump will remain president

>>738445379
Shit anyone could have made that up.

>>738445262
In the near future there will be no big problems, and no war or anything else will break out.

>>738444722
If you can time travel then give me winning lotery numbers

>>738444569
Do we have flying cars by2018?

>>738445469
Maybe, but I did not take notes
I did not think about it

>>738444722
Something that proofs that you are not just some guy who read John Titor

>>738445577
Well if you can time travel, go back to the future and give us the numbers

Do you happen to have no evidence of the machine or the corpse of yourself?>>738445459

>>738445556
Yeah, a company will produce a flying car that will cost about 500k, and fly by reaction engines (not like back in the future) and will look like a helicopter. I saw a video on youtube

>>738445667
The machine is not what you're thinking, in the end it's just a particle accelerator and other components inserted into a box. I burned my old body

>>738445379
Does anything cool happen in the next 10 years? Are there still trannies in the future?

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>>738444569
Expecting to see something like pic related

>>738445811
lol, i have jumped only once

>>738445877
I did not do that post. I've traveled over time only once and I'm not going to do it again.

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>>738444569

But why do you say that the machine is dangerous?>>738445804

>>738445877
And I think this is a fake, because if he really traveled over time, he would not have done the post in this universe, but in another.

its easy, post a pic of ur time machine or change this time line, lets see what happen if u do that :D

>>738446081
what if he came to our universe from another universe?

>>738444722
Pic of time machine with time stamp

>>738446077
Just try to imagine if an attacker can get it. If you control the time you can do pretty much whatever you want. After making my trip, I would call it a mistake of the universe.

>>738444569
How come you never showed up to Stephen Hawking's time travel party? He threw it for you.

>>738445024
you can google that you dipshit

>>738446186
If I did, you would not realize it. Also, writing here I changed it, because in my old universe this thing never happened...

But this machine could also aid in further advancement in technology, the human being would be unstoppable if he would be within reach of such an object.>>738446212

>>738444569
What are the winning Powerball numbers?

>>738446309
Now, no longer, since I am in 10/07/2017

>>738446393
No, it's too dangerous, and I'm not joking.

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>>738444569
this isn't even original.

this is autistic even for /b/

>>738446584
Ah, I honestly do not use 4chan, so I did not know where to post. It's not a joke

For proof kill a celebrity right now.

Do you think that it could be avoided to re-build the machine?>>738446537

>>738446685
whatt?? how i can do it?? iam sitted on my couch right now

>>738446752
the time machine cant be dev whit the theory of titor, because it was wrong. For make it work, i would change some things

>>738446317
you don´t changed enything cause this is another universe where this should happen, but if u go back an change something at this universe then we will see something or feel something :D

>>738446806
To be clear, can you travel to a certain place as well?

>>738446959
I'm sorry, but you can not change events in a certain universe and stay there. I changed this universe when I came in, since every universe (I believe) runs parallel and equally to others.

>>738446537
says he has only jumped once kills himself then claims machine is dangourous crook overload.exe engaged

What was your first sensation to know that your machine worked?>>738446919

>>738447021
>To be clear, can you travel to a certain place as well?
Il mio è solo un viaggio temporale. Se stai pensando a venire mi trovassi nello stesso punto anche se la terra si muove durante la giornata, ho sistemato anche quello

>>738446682
So let me get this straight, you went back in time to two days ago to kill your past self and repeat your life as your present self? If you were smart enough to design and build a time machine, I fail to see thto logic in what you're doing. Also, if you wanted to be helpful, you'd have given us the winning powerball numbers for tomorrow so we can be rich.

>>738444569
I'd like to go back in time to retrieve my Gameboy (that mysteriously disappeared) on the day it disappeared. Can you make this happen?

>>738447155
I killed myself just because it would be problematic to have two people alike eh

>>738444569
Has trump got rid of all the muslims by 2020?

>>738447230
ops, sorry.

>>738447347
bho, i havant jump in the future, than i dont know it

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Fuck off retarded time nigger. You killed you're self which is considered murder.

>>738447131
If you can travel in time send me an email 10 minutes back in time, that should be easy. here is the email [email protected]

>>738447188
its like if u drive a very speed car

>>738447599
use the time machine isnt easy, and i cant do it only for a mail

Also, I would like to make a gift to all of you, though you probably do not believe me. The secret to creating a time machine is not to create a singularity, but to know how to handle speed. You have to exploit that.

>>738447811
then u can´t prove that u have a time machine
._.

>>738447811
That's convenient. It's like believing in god. Don't ask any questions about the being who controls everything and yet, does nothing to prove its existence, just take it on faith. Right.

nunca pensaste que en vez de viajar al pasado viajabas al futuro?>>738447725

Never thought that instead of traveling to the past you traveled to the future?>>738447725

>>738448004
a better gift would be the powerball numbers

>>738448010
This is indeed the case. It is like being invisible when no one sees us, but with the only difference that I really missed the time.

If i change the time in the past, you cant see the difference in the present. Only know if its true its yourself.

>>738444569
Who wins between mcgregor and mayweather?

Is trump going to complete his 4 year term as president?

>>738448260
one thing u can do is take a photo of the machine

How did it feel to kill yourself? and how did you do it?

>>738448136
no

>>738444569
show us a picture of the time machine

>>738448315
McGregor in a knockout, bet money on it and you will win greatly, Mayweather does not get his 50-0

>>738448418
it might be different cause u changed this time line :o

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>>738444569
OP
>Why?

uhm, now the tm isnt whit me

>>738448260
can u go to another country? if u can i have a way to prove that u have a time machine

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How long till the Ivanka/Putin/trump sex tape leaks

>>738444569
seems like I’m not alone, but 2018... jeez thats early. how did you come up with the theory by yourself, it took me..ー us, about 6months. surely you got help from outside and why come now ? why 4chan?
-M

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>>738445379
>>738445459
Those are the shittiest non-predictions I have ever heard. I seriously think I have cancer now.

Why?>>738448413

>>738448370
im not enjoy about it, but i know that is necessary.
Since I have never had any weapons, I used a kitchen knife

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>>738445207
So technically, the timeline qhere you made the time machine is different from this one
So technically anything you say to us about the future could change
So technically speaking anything you say here is worthless, except for the theory of time travel is speed and not time, perhaps

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Did Kiera make it home

>>738448242
This guy gets it

Titor was right, it's not very easy to explain it all. In fact, I do not even know why I opened this thread

>>738448680
dude I have exactly two threads open and you posted the same reaction image in both

>>738448242
4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

>>738448949
lmao not gonna waste money based on whatever a /b/tard says

>>738448680
correct.
So I can not even know if titor was my predecessor or not

>>738448892
That's because you're a faggot. You came to /b/ to share your discovery and execution of time travel. What the fuck did you expect?

>>738448949
powerball of america or italia?

>>738444569
>>>738448949
someone has to try tho

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>>738448949
I see what you did there

If you had fucked yourself would it be sex or masturbation

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>>738448892
Well, im in a lot of threads y'know
That image suits a lot of reactions
>>738449028
Uh, tell me something good anon, did you enjoy your life?, why would you want to go back?

>>738449069
ehm, iam not writed it. It is writed by another user

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>>738448949
Those seem familiar

>>738444838
This.

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Just located a picture of OP's time machine.

>>738449191
uhm, yes, i enjoy my life,

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>>738446212
>Worried time machine might be used for evil
>Uses it to go back in time, kill himself, and tell society's most degenerate about it on /b/.
Makes sense

Known with sorrow that everyone thinks is a joke.

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>>738449377
ok, op u come from the future so tell me wtf is this shit

>>738449500
it was necessary kill myself

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>>738449536
>Mama mia, everyone thinks is a joke.

is there some punchline to this or is op just a faggot

When will there be a better board to shit post on?

>>738449996
Yeah, op is a faggot

>>738444569
> In fact it is not a murder if I did it against myself.

It is. Have you ever read a law book?

ho provato a essere il più completo e semplice per spiegare un' argomento molto difficile e complesso, ma sembra che a voi non interessi.
Chiudo internet, addio.
translate this whit google, its italian

>>738444569
so you time travel for funzies? and dont take notes or anything from the future to patent and make money off? worst time traveler ever.

>>738450167
I do not think that in none of these is the assassination of the other worlds of the universe treated

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>>738445207


>"No, if I kill myself in the past, I simply die in this universe.
But there are infinite universes, in fact we must speak of multiverse. The theory of infinite universes makes no mistakes. Simply put, I made a jump from a certain point in my old universe to another point in this."


>" In fact it is not a murder if I did it against myself"

You are in another universe where you killed someone who looks and lived like you, but not completely the same because it is ANOTHER universe. So it wasn't against yourself.

in short: you committed a murder you moron.

>>738444569
If you killed you then surely you don't exist to go back and kill you?

>>738450744
Its possible

Now, what i can do whit the time machine? I destroy it?

>>738451074
yeah fuck it whatever end this thread

>>738450744
There are multiple copies of one's self living out infinite variations of "your life".

>>738451074
good.bait. atleast take pic

>>738444569
From the future and doesn't know what a particle accelerator is. Kys op

month 30?? man the future is weird..

>>738451563
Its a collisor.

What about gelbanas?

this kind of thread belongs on /x/

>>738444937
damn
i just got hard fr no reason

>>738452677

and you belong in a cunt, made of wakky mudslogs, you fucking crookledyke

>>738444569
will the rockies ever win the goddamn world series?

>>738444722
Take a note of my post number, go back in time 5 minutes and reply to it before I finish posting.
Then and only then will I believe you. Until such time you are a cringy faggot

>>738448949
>4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

fuuuuuuuuck those are some bad ass numbers

Could you explain the theory in detail? I would like to know more about it and judge by myself if you're lying or not.