g'morning anon, hope u slept well. tell me why you will

im afraid of hell

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>>738440679
that's a healthy fear.

>>738440457
To see your thread and all the wonderful gifs you post

>>738440457
I'm going to be a father soon. Also hopefully hearing back soon about a couple well paying job opportunities

>>738440457
I may be deppressed, and have been my entire life, but that is no reason to end it all. Live for the pleasure, die like a coward

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>>738440816
g'morning.
>>738440872
congrats on the kid.
>>738440887
good outlook.

op whats the sauce you stupid fuck

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>>738441473
i'm too stupid to know.
>>738441522
nice dubs.
what u getting on prime?

i wanna keep living.

>>738440457
My secret gay lover told me he's moving back in a month, I've missed his ass and my wife's pussy doesn't compare

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>>738442690
congrats on getting him back.

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I have 0.2g of heroin #3 now, not that I know what that means, and I am still afraid of sailing into the dark. Still I (kind of) want to die.

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>>738442890
ever did heroin before?
nothing against experimental drug use.
just dont get addicted.

I still have two continents left to travel to: Africa and Oceania.

>>738443057
No, I haven't used it before.

>>738440457
because my cryptocurrency holdings will probably be worth a lot in a few years, because I have a wife + 2 dogs and a cat, because I'd rather see what happens then not, because life isn't that bad for me at the moment

>>738440457
sauce

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>>738443065
I need to visit africa too.
Oceania ? that's the 8 continent or 9th ?
>>738443094
don't get addicted.
>>738443228
what crypto?
all good reasons.

>>738440679
thats an irrational fear

>>738440457
I don't know if you're the same OP I talked to previously, but I pretty much won my case. Fucktard is going to prison.

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>>738440457
There is no reason OP. Im in deep shit. Went to jail Saturday. Wifes pissed. For sure losing my cdl and might have to walk 4 miles or hitchike to work. If i still have a job.

Paying big money and crossing fingers for a dui defermant.

Cant ever drink again and dont know how to live without a beer in my hand.

Spent all yesterday and last night shaking, sweaty, and freezing...

I guess if they take my liscense i will leave a note saying i need to restart my life and just go eat a shotgun.

Ive worked way to hard to have 1 bad day set me back to 0. Now im too old and depressed to give a fuck about trying anymore

Im a piece of shit. My wife hates me. Scared all my friends with .369 bac at the hospital...where my wife works at...


Cant really talk to anyone else. As cold a cynical as you assholes are i am glad you were here.

They say it gets better anons.

I truly hope it does for u.

Good luck

>>738443272
I mean Australia, New Zealand and shit. I know it has different names depending on the country.

>>738443272
>don't get addicted.
Addiction to a drug is the least of my worries.

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>>738443321
congrats.
what case?>>738443371
g'luck i hope everything gets better for u.
>>738443372
oh, now that makes sense.
I been to Aus before. Nice kangaroos, good looking girls. Lots of asians.
>>738443376
then whats the highest of ur worries?

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>>738440457
Shit is crazy today, don't have the time. But it's a welcome relief, as the judge, jury and executioner in my brain doesn't have the time to tell me what a piece of shit I am today.

>>738443496
>then whats the highest of ur worries?
I've got 99 problems. Not succeeding at suicide would suck so much, I don't want to wake up after failing, and that's why trying it with heroin doesn't sound appealing, and I'm afraid that I'll pussy out if I hang myself, and I don't have access to firearms. Gun would be my go-to method but the gun laws where I live make it impossible to access one. So, what's left for me is hanging and I'm not particularly looking forward to the dozen or a few dozen seconds before crossing over.

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>>738440734
SAUCE!!!!

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>>738443371
God damn, anon. I am rooting for you.

You can come back from this. Not that you won't have a shit ton of heavy lifting to do, and your life may look very different on the other side.

Is this your first DUI? How old are you?

>>738443632
cuck

>>738443632
http://namethatpornstar.com/thread.php?id=438690

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>>738443551
keeping busy is good.
>>738443632
don't know.

>>738443496
>what case?
Some fucker beat up his baby mama and kids, kidnapped them, all kinds of other stuff. Pretty bad shit. She actually testified, which is a rare thing, and there are witnesses. Anyway now he's going to prison. And not T.V. time read a book prison, but fuck you in the ass state prison.

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>>738444078
oh, i remember u. you're cop-anon.
yeah good luck.

>>738444425
Yeah man thanks. If I don't stay busy I get pretty depressed. So these days I just stay busy.

>>738440457
nice NLP..

>>738444425
I bet straight men just love having a cunt shoved against face.

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>>738444578
i am like that too.
idle time often gets me down.
>>738444601
NLP ?

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>>738444739
it's ok.

>>738440457
I don't know why?

>>738444739
are you trying to imply that liking female genitals is actually... gay... or something?

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>>738445085
then might as well live.
>>738445215
maybe he just means having cunt shoved in the face doesn't seem pleasent. I admit i could be unpleasent if she does it too hard, or if she hasn't shaved or is prickly. mostly tho, it's not too bad.

Looking forward to going to college excited on pursuing my dream to become a voice actor.

>>738445215
Um no.

>>73844045 no suicide until I see how game of thrones ends

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>>738440457
Suicide is counter-revolutionary.

>>738445574
Suicide is the most punk thing one can do.

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>>738445571
how do you think it will end ?
>>738445574
what revolution are you fighting ?
>>738445494
what u going to major in?

>>738443272
$XRP

>>738443371
Oh fuck off, pussy. A DUI is something you can get through. Try drunken aggravated assault.

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>>738445691
>punk
hehe....na. I don't shop at Hot Topic.

>>738445696
The eventual revolution where we..wait, I almost forgot that this place has become a honeypot.

Let's just say that when the 'dictatorship of capital' reaches its inevitable and swift end, I'll be there to bury it and those who try to keep it around.

>>738445861
>hehe....na. I don't shop at Hot Topic.
You won't kill yourself either so your opinion is invalid, normie.

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>>738446044
Because it's counter-revolutionary!

>one hundred million gulags for you.

>>738446131
Suicide is not "counter-revolutionary." You'd essentially break out from the deterministic simulation.

>>738440457
Well, OP, here's why. I have a beautiful wife, a woman I met when we were 16, a girl who stayed with me through everything. She's got golden blonde hair and the smoothest skin you could imagine. Her voice is like angel's song straight from Heaven. She's the mother of my seven children. Peter, John, Mary, James, Elizabeth, Mark, Annabeth, I couldn't be prouder of them. They all work so hard, and they're so nice to everyone. Peter just had his first kiss today, kissing a family friend's daughter goodbye under the big cottonwood tree behind my house. My friend, Lindsey, who talked me in to asking my wife out. One of the closest friends I've ever had; she's like a sister to me. My parents, who instilled in me an unshakeable bond with God and made me the man I am today. I'm a proud husband and father. God is good, he has gifted me with the most incredible life possible. That's why.

I get to bring the kids to swim class today. Olympic style pool 13ft deep end.

Woke up at 0430 this morning
Made coffee, put on uniform
Got to PT formation and proceeded to run the hell out of my younger soldiers, had one of them puking by the end. They're in their young 20s

I'm 38. So much win.

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>>738446370
hello catholic bro.
nice long intro today.
glad your son got that kiss.
>>738446376
g'luck, be safe.
>>738446445
nice bro, keep it up.
show those young whipper snappers, whats up.

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The one class preventing me from graduating on time starts today. If I pass, I'm on track (its my third time taking it)

>>738446672
Same. Yeah, it was a longer intro, but I woke up feeling extra blessed. Dunno why. The kiss was adorable btw, my boy knows romantic situations when he sees them.

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>>738446805
g'luck. study hard
>>738446848
awww. :-)

>>738447465
That was the sound that all the parents made. Peter doesn't know we saw him though so I can't congratulate him.

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>>738447629
awww
is the lil girl cute?

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>>738446848
>but I woke up feeling extra blessed.
i sorta envy you catholic bro, i wish i was religous, but my mind and faith is far too tainted, and i'm too cynical.

>>738447718
She's only 10, so cute in an adorable way to me, but I can see why Pete thinks she's cute.
>>738447813
Don't count yourself out, man. Someday.

>>738440457
For the same reasons i didnt do it yesterday

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>>738448802
which were?

Because Sonic Mania is out next month.

>>738440988
Sauce?

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>>738450052
idk

>>738450232
Yeah, Peter is in a really good mood. He thinks he's being discrete but he can't.

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>>738450449
he's is also blessed.

>>738450933
He certainly feels that way.

>>738443685
Yeah, i dont normally drink and drive and dont remember much. I knoe my wife and i got into it amd i wanted to leave. Im kinda crippled and walking hurts. Sitting in town id be eaten alive by jumanji misquitoes so i went to set in my car and woke up in the ambulance.

Wife says no more drinking or we done. And if we done i already have an exit olan and god willibg i dont go to hell or get found out as a suicide. Ive put people through enough.

Im 31 and dont even have a parking ticket on my record. Never even been in a courtroom bit most peoole i know around here have 1 or 2. I got a good attorney and hooing for the best but honestley i dont even care anymore. Dad works 2 miles away amd my wife gets off the same time i do so i guess if i cant drive ill get up 1.5 hours early and get hone an hour late every day

Guess i need a hobby that is cheap and doesn't require beer drinking.

So much for my drag car dreams.

Anyone need a blown big block chevy?

>>738445494
There os an anon on /biz that does this if u can fight the shitcoin spam.

>>738445740
I'm sire i can. Pussy or not it aint fun and i dont have the money for this shit.

Every friend i have drinks beer.

Its life ruining because now i cant even have a beer and not be depressed for 5 seconds...

>>738445861
Thats like $1,000 fine and a night in jail here.

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>>738451081
would you.
u remember your first kiss?
trying to think of mine....
>>738451957
find a new hobbby.

>>738440988
where do you get all these?

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>>738452257
multiple sources, but for most, the file name says where.

>>738445691
suicide is badass

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>>738453150
fake news.
alternative fact.

>>738452148
Yes I do. One of the most mind-blowing experiences of my life.

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>>738453387
i can't remember my first kiss.
i can remember my first sexual experience tho.

wow a whole thread without traps or gay dudes...thank you /b/

Installing a new radio on my car today, this one is just going to have Bluetooth unlike the stock one with just radio and CD player. I gotta he around to see that.

>>738445691
Only posers die.

>>738453832
I remember both rather fondly. They were both with my wife.

>>738440457
Same reason I don't any other day. I'm too much of a fucking coward.

>>738440457
need sauce ASAP

>>738440457
Waiting for the right moment to do it, when the devil wont give anything anymore....

>>738440457
Because maybe someone will drop the hacked Sarah Hyland pics. I hear the set is downright pornographic.

>>738442782
Holy shit, sauce please??

>>738445861
Just like communism did?

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>>738454007
we try.
>>738454091
g'luck installing it.
>>738454254
so lucky.
what's the story of ur first kiss?
>>738455140
n/a

>>738445696
>how do you think it will end
everyone dies

>>738443295
Fear itself is irrational

>>738455794
I was out on a joyride with her summer before junior year, driving around the state. We stopped at a spot by a river for a picnic. I basically said that I was suprised her father gave this the okay, and she said that I'd be much more protective of our children. Really suprised by it, and then she blushes. Says I love you. Remember, I had one ex that tore me up so I was scared but I say it back, silence and staring, I lean in, and bam. My mind explodes.
That's really all I can remember of it, but it's the most important parts.

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>>738456806
like everybody in the 7 kingdoms, in the slave lands, all the dragons, even the cold-people? Like nobody is left alive ?
>>738456876
fear is useful sometimes.
>>738458138
beautiful story catholic bro.

>>738458217
It was just amazing. Pretty much nothing tops it.

Need to finish university.

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Becuase the gf has a big phat ass and loves getting railed from behind, spanked, choked, tied up, so on

and my best m8s ex has recently admitted that shes wanted to fuck me since we all met for the first time

so shes taken to cucking her current bf with me by sending unsolicited nudes and is constantly begging me to pound her

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>>738458651
how u doing so far?
had alot of college cooch ?
>>738459149
good pic.
enjoy all that pussy.