Hey /b/ just cheated on my gf in our house, the other girl is

>>738394243
Get injured. She'll be too worried about you to notice anything else.

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>>738394243
Burn the house down

>>738394371
Ill save that for plan B I think

>>738394493
Lets call that one plan F

Lmao just pour a drink and play video games

Lint roller on sex surface for hair
Use some sort of air freshener in the room
Take a shower

>sheets and blankets in wash (her body fluids)
>Any clothing that touched her body in wash(perfume)
>Spray house in masculine spray/cologne to mask her perfume
>Take shower to remove lingering sex odors
>Don't cheat on gf at home (or in general)

hang yourself and leave a note
she'll have to forgive you

Ok, so first make sure there's none of her clothes or any cum anywhere. Then spray down everything you fucked on and remove stains. And get rid of condoms and that kinda stuff.

>>738394243

Take a shower and brush your teeth. Also check the area you two fucked in

>>738394566
Sheets and clothes already is wash
Thanks for the rest though that helps

>>738394566
If I was ever doing the laundry in general my GF would be suspicious not to mention of our bedding

>>738394243

she probably cheats on you as well. so don't worry about it. go about your day like normal.

>>738394243
Kill yourself

>>738394799
Cough pour a drink and play videogames

if she smells sex in that house you better have the other girl's number b/c, you're gonna need a new GF.

>>738394896

or just say you jerked off like 8 times. what guy dosnt she will believe tjat.

>>738394896
Shower candles in the bedroom and double dip she will think it's for her

OP here:
sheets washing, clothes washing, air freshener used, about to shower, anything else?

>>738394243
men can't cheat on women because women are not legally required to provide for the offspring of their partner w/o overwhelming evidence that the offspring is not biologically theirs
or in France, women are not required to provide for their partners offspring full stop

>>738395080
also had a cigarette by the window so place smells more of that than sex i think, will the sex smell come back once the smoke smell goes?

I was expecting more outrage from kissless virgins who think that just because they can't get laid, then no one should cheat because it's not fair on them

>>738394748
This

>>738395074
this

Yea - The minute she walks in the door grab her, bend her over, and fuck her hard. Then make a joke how the whole house smells like sex.

>>738395218
bros before hoes nigga

>>738395074
this you romantic sonofabitch

>>738395218
/b/ is being weirdly helpful, aside from the obligatory "kill yourself" suggestions

>>738394243
Does girl you cheated with know you already have a girlfriend?
If so, scour the rooms for anything she might have planted to incriminate you.
>bitches scheme

>>738394566
>autism

dont spray ur gross ass cologne everywhere thatll just piss her off. wash ur bedding and shower up.

>>738394748
This.

>>738395480
other girl knows, and had a boyfriend

look all over for hair if they are different hair types that shit falls out everywhere

>fabreze
>perfume
>dinner

fabreze in the bedroom
perfume on you
dinner so the house smells like food and she'll have something to eat.

>>738395655
>febreze*
my bad

Febreze if you've got it - it actually removes odours instead of covering them up.

>>738394243
As soon as she smells your dick you're through

>>738395705
>>738395655
got some dettol air stuff, close enough?

>>738394243
Light a mosquito coil
Say the little fuckers were annoying you.

>>738395856
as long as there is no aftermath smell then sure

>>738394243
literally just wash dick

>>738394243
Easy,
>as soon as she parks her car start masturbating to gay porn.
>When she walks in pretend like you're embarrassed and that you weren't watching gay porn.
>Make it awkward as fuck, and keep insisting that it wasn't gay porn and you were not masturbating.
>She'll eventually put it in the back of her mind.
>If you continue to cheat on her and she finds panties or smells perfume she will remember what a giant Faggot OP is and continue with her day.
WINRAR

Right, OP here, gonna go shower and wash my dick
she should be back soon ill let you know how it goes
Thanks for the help!!

>>738394243
In the house you share? Wow what a dog move

>>738394559
Good advice here.

Also, check all of your trash bins. I once had a woman throw something away that was out of the ordinary. Would have been awkward for my gf to find.

>>738395655
Burn the dinner, house smells bad/ unfamiliar. In case instincts tell her somethings not normal

>>738395903
I think that is a given
>unless OP is nigger/sandnigger

>break down and cry because you realize what you did was wrong.
>Tell her the truth

>>738394566
>>Don't cheat on gf at home
This. Don't shit where you eat, Anon.

>>738395941
would recommend, ive done this before

>>738395955
>>738395218
>there you go

Burn all you pubic hair off before you shower

>>738394732
>Sheets and clothes already is wash

suspicious as fuck. u gonna get caught, OP

If I were you I'd just try not to act weird and make sure nothing crazy obvious is lying around (condoms etc).

The last few times I've been in this situation I felt like my overreactions made it worse.

Don't worry too much about smell. As long as their is a little time in between the girls, it shouldn't be obvious. Hairs might be a bigger deal though if they are a lot different than your girls and yours.

In the future try to go the other chick's place, because that makes things much easier.

>>738396103
Damn got me...

>>738394243
Kill yourself OP.

>>738396296
>>738395218
>and again

>>738395941
This is almost crazy enough to work.

>>738394243
I suppose it's just as well your missus won't be able to smell anything but that other guy she was just out fucking for the next couple of days then.

Is this who I think it is?

>>738395983
Make some microwave popcorn and burn it a little bit. That shit is cash.

>>738396406
>depends on who you think it is

>>738394559
This, this is spoken like a dude who knows how the fuck to cover his cheating ass tracks.
I'm impressed.

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Cut her head off and give it to your gf as a gift; tell her that she tried to rape you and the beheadding was in her honor. She'll suck your dick for days.

Works every time

Evidence? What did you do, chop the bitch into pieces?

>>738396406
who do you think it is?

>>738396479
B?

>>738396594
A flaming faggot

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>>738396555
Greetings, brethren. I have checked your triply repeating digits. Good day.

OP back! gf back!!
>>738395958
good call, theres a starbucks in there that shed find weird
>>738396014
OP is white

went well guys, one sec for the details

>>738394243

she'll smell her in the house, like an angry muskrat

get ready for your dick to get chopped off in your sleep

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>>738394243
Why are you asking this after you have done it? What an amateur faggot you are OP.

>>738394961

it's not the dude's cum she'll be smelling. it'll be the other girl's poontang. she knows what her poontang smells like, and a strange poon odor in the air is going to trigger her.

>>738395080
>sheets washing, clothes washing, air freshener used, about to shower, anything else?

you know what all that adds up to? cheating. you're fucked dumbass.

OP here, heres what happened. not really that interesting but if you want to know:
>in shower, wash dick
>out shower,
>hear gf unlocking door
>gf walks in, comes into bedroom where im getting dressed
>asks what ive been up to
>tell bullshit, playing vidjas, watching films
>chat about nothing for a bit
>gf says shes tired
>gets into bed
>thanks for putting fresh sheets on
>sleeps..
>tell her ill be in later
>back to PC to check thread

I think it went well
Thanks /b/ros

>>738397547

>wakes up
>feels matress wet spot seeping through clean sheets
>smells her hand
>smells strange vag
>attacks you with kitchen knife

>>738397547
Next time get a hotel, go to the woman's place, or at least have a longer buffer before your woman gets home.

>>738395705
WOW Febreze advertises on 4chan!

>>738397918
yeah i realise this now, to be fair it wasnt entirely planned, more spur of the moment..

>>738396555
Checked
Keked

>>738398001
Ah, no sweat then. Sounds like you're in the clear. Hope it was fun!

>>738397107
Starbucks cup with her name on it?
Who the fuck is this guy?

>>738398161
as long as >>738397700 prediction doesnt come true

>>738398273
yes with her name on it, but its cool ill take the trash out before i go to bed

>>738394243
Question is, why would you not break up with her?

>>738398446
He probably loves her, faggot

OP, can you tell us more about the cheating?? I'm interested

>>738398446
>>738398633
I definitely used to love her, kinda been growing apart over the last 7 or 8 months. but just sort of kept going

>>738398633
Hah

>>738398785
what you wanna know?

>>738398852
Details, man. Who she was to you, how she was in bed and all that

Spray some insecticide and tell her you were too much of a pussey to kill a big ass spider

>>738398970
>girl from work
>chillin after work at my place
>both like each other
>both know that
>neither ever mentioned it
>talking about nothing
>she suddenly kisses me
>dont stop her
>things escalate
>suddenly in bed naked
>clothes all over the house
>like those fucking deodorant ads
>fuck for a while
>she a moaner, says my name over and over
>moans louder
>suddenlystarts quivering and panting
>think she just came
>i cum too
>lie there for a bit
>realise what we done
>decide we cant do it again
>start gathering clothes
>decide we should definitely do it again
>but not now
>she needs to go
>i start to clean up
>decide to get advice
>start thread

>>738398970
This! Will you tell your gf? Are you going to cheat again? How do you know the other woman? Give us the dirt

>>738399632
creampie?

>>738399661
probably do it again, really like each other, just both in relationships so gonna have to sneak around
>>738399771
yes, but shes on the pill so no surprises later!

>>738399632
Nice

>>738397483
Yeah unless that's normal behavior she'll definitely realize something is up.

This thread is making me worried about my boyfriend. I'm always afraid that he's cheating even though rational me knows he's not. Will you break up with your girlfriend to save her feelings, anon?

>>738399892
Enjoy that clap

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>>738394243
Ask your gay neighbor to strip and get in bed with you. The funk smell in the room will mislead her away from suspecting a girlfriend. You're welcome.

>>738400002
apparently not, or maybe shes too tired to notice, guess ill see when she wakes up
>>738400229
probably one day, both sort of coasting through life at the moment, not as interested in the relationsip as we used to be. ill never tell her about what happened today, but we might end up seperating at some point either way

>>738394243
You have two options to be completely sure the house is clear.

>1.) Burn it down.
This really causes more problems than it solves including treading on serious legal ground but it does cleanse the scene.

>2.) Cause some disaster in the bedroom. Like...I dunno spill some juice or tea all over the bed. Act like you were watching TV or something and made a huge mess. Then take your time cleaning everything up and be thorough. If you find the side piece's thong or some shit....eat them. I mean it. Eat them. It destroys the evidence and it serves you right for being a cheating manwhore.

>>738400872
You should tell, man. Imagine how shitty it would be for her if she found out without you telling her. She'd feel used and betrayed. Even if she doesn't actually find out, the theoretical emotional pain she'd experience would be so hard on her