Slow night at the Porno Shop /b/..... Ask a Dirty Bookstore

How often do you have customers coming in looking for a little more than a toy? Also any best of stories?

You in Georgia?

do you guys have glory holes?

>>738392099
Do you get people you recognise from say high school or various other parts of your life? If so do they act as if they don't know you?

>>738392099
Do you judge people based on what they buy?

>>738392099
now that online porn must have tanked the dvd market what products does your store live off of?

What's the most fucked up thing you seen.

Do you ship to Europe?

>>738392099
Whats the most interesting thing that's ever happened during a shift?

>>738392099
how sticky are the floors?

>>738392099
Would you ever work at a sex shop called "Shitty John's Rubber Dick n' Balls Emporium"?

i cant cum what do you suggest?

Do actual freakshows come in often, or is it mainly "normal" people?

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>>738392099
What's the worst thing you've seen?

>>738392099
What's the ratio of guys to girls that buy anal toys?

do you still make money?

>>738392099
How fat are you?

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>>738392559
nice gif

are you gay bi strait?

whats the weirdest thing you've ever seen in the store?

>>738392099
does your store have a backroom? Ever try it out?

>>738392678
Weird.

ITT: OP not replying

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how popular are blowup dolls.

Do you yourself recommend any toys?

>>738392765
30 customers all wanting Lisa Ann fake pussies.

He's busy.

>>738392099
>slow night
>picks 10 inch dildo
>stops responding

>>738392099
Anyone ever tried to exchange, refund or claim warranty on a used/abused sex toy?

How do I lower heating costs?

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>>738392167
Yeah. Tell them they gotta go. That shit can get us shut down. One chick wanted me to watch her test her new toy. Cant do that shiy in here.

>>738392338
Yeah, occasionally. Its kinda funny. Theyre usually really embarrassed and just buy something from the smokeshop and get out asap.

>>738392362
Not really... But yeah. Only if its off the wall or I recognize the person.

One guy who comes in here works for the circut court. He always buys extreme bsdm shit and videos. His job for the court... He takes the interviews of people filing restraining orders. Recognized him when a friend had to file one. His fucking job is hearing real life accounts of domestic violence, rapes, etc... I know he jerks it to the stories people spill when getting their ex partes.

Pic related... He's bought two of these in the last few months

Why are Arabs human gatbage?

>>738392099
Good gig? I always thought it'd be kinda fun.

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>>738392437
DVDs still do very well. Lots of old guys buy them. When the boomers fall off though itll be dead.

>>738392468
We get lots of tweakers, but one in particular it off his rocker. Guy tries yo jerk it, smoke dope, locks himself in the bathroom... Hes been banned by cops but still comes back.

>>738392543
Mostly normal folks.

>>738392605
5:1 maybe more.

>>738393016
Yeah. Most often lingrine though.

>>738392827
You know it. Pic relate

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any race or specific type of person that often buys something you wouldn't expect

>>738393523
Is that supposed to be a picture of a real person? Not a composite of three different people?

you buy anything from your or other shops or even online? or does working there turn you off of purchasing things for sex

>>738393610
Black dudes want nothing to do with the black pocket pussys. Want white only.

What was the oldest customer that came to the shop?

>>738393523

did you try the poppers? how was it?

>>738393691
bought an small Anal Plug for my GF at Romantix. she enjoyed it for the first 4 times, 5th time use too much lube, plug goes all the way into her ass. we both start to freak out. i get it out with my fingers. shes afraid to use it now.

what kind of anal plugs do you recommend that have a large "Stop" base? ive been thinking about the furry tail, since we can just pull the fur if it goes in

I just bought a fleshlight. Anything i should know?

>>738393523
Personal recommendations?

>>738394125
You can put your dick in it

>>738394125
rub you cock inside it untill you cum

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>>738394010
i dont have any problem with the ones that have wings. probably an issue for a women tho maybe a 1 wing plug would work??? i donno

>>738394125
use lube... if its name brand you can tighten or loosen the back for suction

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OP here... Got Kenny Powers in the store right now. Be back on a minute when it clears out.

>>738394010
>5th time use too much lube, plug goes all the way into her ass. we both start to freak out. i get it out with my fingers. shes afraid to use it now.
fucking kek

>>738394213
>>738394224
No fucking way. I was just putting change in it.

>>738394378
Yeah I gotta try that.

>>738394445
Kenny fuckin' Powers

>>738394010
Had that problem with a GF and anal beads once.

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OP, what would you recommend to surprise a girl that's heavily into BDSM? All her toys got destroyed in an accident a while back, and I wanted to get something fun. She was a pro dom for a bit.

>>738394794
was she scared at anal play after? what was your solution?

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>>738394445
>Kenny Powers

>>738394981
i'm not the anon you're responding to, but just buy a butt pllug with the flared base. If that goes in your gf's asshole is like 4" wide.

>>738392099
Are you in Clarksville, AR?

>>738394445
fuckin kek

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OP, what is the
>best
prostate stimulator, based on popularity and testimony? Bought one on the cheap, and while the build quality is decent, it isn't doing the job.

>>738393691
I would believe Lisa Ann is a FrankenWoman at this point.

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>>738394978
>surprise
>a pro domme
Son...

When I was in high school my then girlfriend and I managed to get a vibrator that used 2 D-cell batteries. She fucking loved it. In the last 15 years I've been unable to find a D-cell vibrator ever again. I got a nice classic looking one that took C-cells but it just wasn't the same.

Do you know anything about this? Ever seen D-cell ones? Any leads?

>>738395897
nigger

>>738395897
Yeah, well, I'm trying to find either a toy she's never used, or just a good one she'll like. She's a switch, so am I.

>>738394445
keksington keklimus

>>738394978
how much of her practice have you enjoyed

>>738395100
I live in Little Rock, AR anon.

Not OP tho...but it's always good to meet the one other person from AR on here.

>>738394010

My college girlfriend wore a butt plug to class once. Towards the end of the last lecture it apparently went all the way up. It was a small plug and I guess she just got used to it and well-relaxed. After class she apparently just went and shit it out, left it in the toilet and that was that.

Why are so many supposedly straight guys actually bi? Every time I went into a place like yours (decades ago) there were homos looking to hook up.

>>738396224
I'm not from Clarksville, I live about 10 minutes outside of it. Sucks for you man, I hate nigger rock

>>738395100
>>738396224

Holy shit. two anons less than 100 miles away from me?

Hot Springs anon here

would you?

>>738396398
it's good I'm not a nigger

>>738396422
Fuck yeah motherfucker! I ain't been there in almost two years though. Clarksvillefag so I'm poor, obviously

>>738396224
>>738396422

I'm in Little Rock as well. Its been raining every fucking day.

>>738396580
>Clarksvillefag so I'm poor
Don't you mean on meth?

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>>738396498
Fucking Spam Granny!

Her sad old man hubby will spam her pics in just about ANY thread regardless of topic

If this is Spam Gramps posting this- please KYS

What the fuck it up with all the AR people in this thread?

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>>738396211
Not much. Just starting out. She's been out of the stuff for ages. Fun though.

>>738396537
>>738396599
I feel bad for y'all. You have to live in the same city as niggers. I have a whole ONE NIGGER in my community. But he's an old ass farmer

>>738396498
I'd drown her in an ISIS video

whats the best item for re-exciting a relationship

>>738392543
Anon. Were all freak shows some just have a pretty disguise

>>738396643
Not on meth bro
>>738396741
Fuck you, Arkansas is the best state in the South

>>738396498
God no

>>738396741
Probably figured it was a bookstore here.

>>738396886
Side pussy

Used to work at one myself, do you guys have booths? If so y'all got buddy style glory hole style? Y'all use token or just dollar bills?

>>738397037
Still no. Maybe if I was hammered drunk and barely able to walk.

>>738397037
Can you post a pic of her from 20 years ago?

So does OP live in Arkansas, and where is his store. I'd go meet OP.

>>738396102
Ah. Pro dommes have their own interests and specialties. Yet they are still women and human, however vigorously /b/ will argue these points.
IME "natural" dommes tend to be reaction junkies. If you want to play sub, consider something that she has expressed interest in before and that would also be interesting to you, and accessorize toward that end. If you want to play dom, find something that you would like to see her in or do, and hope your excitement will be contagious.
t.switch, not OP

Yall remember with that dude ran over the ten commandments and then those niggers shot each other? Shit was cash.

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>>738393923
Nope. Dont sell them here.

>>738394010
Doc Johnson has decent cheap ones. If youre a spender get her the b vive rimming plug.

>>738394125
Soak it in hot water for a few minutes prior to use.

>>738394978
Hardware store brah.

>>738395100
No

>>738395631
Aneros get good reviews from my customets.

>>738396085
Its hard. I can only think of one toy we carry that takes c cells and no D at all. Everything has gone to aa aaa or rechargeable.

>>738396498
Nope

>>738396886
Dick pills. Black 4k, alpha male, red zone 3k.

>>738397254
Im not in ar

>>738397254
Clarksvillefag, I really think it's the XMart in Clarksville, based on the wall and floor and the Ex Parte judge he described. The one in Johnson County is fucking creepy

>>738397450
>I've been in every bookstore

How much dick do you suck clarkvillefag?

>>738394978
Look up "TheNopeStick" on fetlife. They're 100 bucks

>>738397554
I have Aspergers, fuck off non-Arkansan

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>>738394978
>>738397400
>Hardware store brah
Seconded.

>>738396422
I wouldn't say forechins is mainstream, but it's certainly more popular than most people think.

Have come across multiple people from Fargo (where I'm from) here. Never met up cuz fuck these weirdos.

>>738397673
You faggot, everyone knows Aspergers is just for people that don't want to admit that they're autistic

>>738398124
I'll tell you what you fucking nigger, you make me sick with your nigger face and your nigger hair and your nigger clothes and your nigger lifestyle and your nigger voice. It makes me want to exterminate the whole nigger population and rape their black smug nigger corpses while I make you watch you nigger.

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>>738397037
The only good Spam Granny is a Dead Spam Granny!

>>738397556
im not the person with the dom gf but i looked up fetlife and its login required what is the nope stick

>>738392099
Why did you decide to open that kind of store?

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>>738398124
It's getting renamed to "high functioning autism"

>>738394978
I'm with the other anons on the hardware store. Make her something instead of buying it. Doesn't matter if she has one already, because you put the time and effort into making, she'll dig it as long as it's halfway decent.

>>738398434
Seems appropriate

>>738398424
he just works there, dumbass

>>738398258
That's Tourette's, pickle penis.

>>738398278
From what I can tell, it's a cane made of rebar.

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OP how much do you make and how long did it take to become a manager? What do you have to do in your normal work day? Have you ever fucked a girl or guy you met at work outside of work?

>>738397037
why the fuck not looks ok to me

>>738392503
kek

>>738399365
That's Spam Granny new guy.

She's like 70. She's pretty much become a bad meme around here.

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>>738397400
Yeah, she mentioned recently that the hardware aisle can be fun. I guess that's our next outing. Thanks.

>>738399257
tried signing up but it needs a phone number
daamn that would leave some bruising

>>738399620
bullshit that body aint the body of a 70yo. You seen many women Naked old guy

>>738399257
Fuck you, you fucking nigger

>>738399340
Starting rate is 10 + Comission. Comission can really add up. Talking like 900 extra a check. Gotta be a good sales person though. Some clerks dont make shit.Turnover rate is extremely high. Bc of this only takes a year or two to get to manager.

>>738397360
She switches between getting off on getting me off, and being a totally adorable little bratty sub. I keep telling her I'm gonna get her a coloring book and a stuffed animal.

>>738398434
It's been that way for a while.
Aside from a couple issues, it's hard to tell. People think I'm just odd and tend to say whatever I think.
Not him, by the way.

>>738397400
Holy fuck... OP, are oyu at the sex shop in Bath!? It seems so fucking familiar!

>>738393086
Why you a faggot? Same reason.

>>738393860
Not op

>>738400269
Nope.

>>738399704
They want phone numbers now? That fucking pedorapist (((maybemaimed))) ruins everything.

>>738399849
Sounds like she needs to write some lines. Maybe a small chalkboard would be just the thing for her, or a whiteboard if you think she'd scrape fingernails to drive you batty.
If you feel like making something unique, try an evil stick. It's a ~2mm rod of carbon fiber from a kite(?) with a small handle on one end. To use, hold the handle end firmly and pull the rod end back so it springs against the victim's body. It's... evil.

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>>738400582
I'm gonna have to make that. Thanks, anon. As it is, my next paycheck looks like it's going to start my own toybox.

>>738400904
Yay!

>>738399704
You ain't fucking kidding. I just looked.

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>>738399704
>>738401356
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>>738401508
The tool

>>738392099
have you ever used a toy and put it back?

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>>738399704
>>738401356
And the implement itself. I'll stick to leather, whips, and paddles, thank you.

>>738396224
Shit another Arkanfag on here? I live close to LR.

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>>738401668
>I'll stick to leather, whips, and paddles, thank you.
Good idea. There are some sick fucks around here who use truss mending plates on paddles.
Just, why?

Do you judge guys or really blame them for buying dildos?
kinda want one, but ehh.

>>738392099
How big is your biggest buttplug?

>>738402957
Brb

>>738401508
> tfw used to bang the girl who came up with that fucking thing
She was fucking nuts.
Sex was great though.
Didn't have to ask or even really get her in the mood. Just grabbed her ankles and spread her open and she was already wet.
Kinda miss her.

>>738402695
not OP but worked at a sex shop for over a year, we don't judge anyone. We may joke about a particularly odd purchase but it was always at a respectable distance and when the person was out of the store. After being there for so long, sex toys aren't funny and you just start getting annoyed at everyone who comes in giggling up a storm because "LOL GUISE OMG WERE IN A PORN STORE HAHAH OMG WERE SO CRAZY"

>>738404399
What happened, anon?

>>738405390
came time to shit or get off the pot, by which I mean, time to commit and settle down, or break up with her.
We had a lot of fun together but I could never be the man that actually gave her what she needed. I could only just barely bring myself to hit her with an open palm but using shit like that stick was out of the fucking question for me. So I had to break it off for both our sakes.
Fuck the sex was so fucking good though.

>>738405006
Oh, the ones who thought Adam & Eve was edgy and whipped cream was downright transgressive? Yep.
t.had a friend who worked in a sex shop

>>738405805
>time to commit and settle down
You sound young and/or cucked.

>>738405805
>So I had to break it off for both our sakes.
Really seems like you could have just taken a few shots of scotch and had fun with it, but that's up to you.

Sorry to hear it though, experienced the same thing. She wanted rough stuff all the time and I just wanted lewd handholding vanilla shit. She was also running for a political position, which I wanted no part of, and she was a bit on the loopy side with parental problems.

>>738405924
I have 0 understanding of how that comes off as being cucked but for the record she and I both fucked other people, me much more so than her. One of the other reasons we had to break up. I really loved the swinging lifestyle and she just... didn't.
>>738406104
*shrug* she ended up finding a new guy who was way more into that shit anyway. So I'm convinced I did what was best for both of us.
> Lewd handholding
you fucking pervert get the hell out of here.

>>738393029
Can't you just say
" We'll do it after im done working "

Do girls usually buy huge dildos? I mean lengthwise and girthwise

>>738397037
Only in her ass and I would be rough and drunk. So I guess the answer is yes. Thanks for the spam, dawg.

>>738392099
>>738392099
>>738392099


why do you guys sell bathmates so much and size genetics.

its like 20-30% markup

>>738392099
how much you get paid per hour?

>>738407326
They go for the girthy ones that are under 10 inches. When they use them they want to be stretched, not stabbed.

>>738408059
how girthy are we talking friend?

are they obviously slutty girls or girls that look pretty innocent?

What sex toys do you own yourself? Did you fuck yourself with that 10" dildo in your pic?

>>738397400
>dick pills
i thought those were a meme
is there some dig bick conspiracy going on?

>>738409776
Na its like Viagra but less heart attack

>>738396224
i live close to you guys in a cow town called Monticello ar
funny were all in a sex store thread