If you had to get a part of your body cut off, which part

>>738372003
the mole over my ear

>>738372003
My hair
Cause it will grow back you dipshit

hair, duh

>>738372003
Arm.
Prosthetic arms are badass.

my neck

>>738372003
Head.

Foreskin... Who needs that shit?

>>738372955
fucking jew

>>738372003
your mother's tongue

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>>738372955
Jew detected

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My beer gut.
Fucking hate it.
Intelligent design my flat ass.

Or how about I just keep growing another one and you can harvest it every 4 years or so?

my pubes because i can never shave eeverything off

My brain because I don't use it

Appendix

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>>738372955

>>738372003
balls, I want to be a Qt trap and this will help

One of, or both of my big toes; I'm prone to ingrown toe nails. Then get prosthetic ones.

>>738375654
nigga if you lack that you have MAJOR problems walking normally, just cut your nail properly and don't fuck yourself with a dragon dildo

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Dragon dildo you say

My fucking love handles.. it doesnt matter how much i work out or diet because they wont go away

>>738372003
> wisdom tooth
> appendix

>>738373157
Jews won more wars than nazis ;)

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>>738372003
I've already started the process of getting a double mastectomy. For trans reasons

I'd go with my hair

>>738372003

hair lol

>>738376580
Kill yourself

>>738372003

I like how these mongoloids don't even know the definiton of body part.

>>738376742
Why would I do that?

>>738374459
Just got my appendix out a few days ago. Would not recommend

my thumb tip
oh wait
it's already gone

>>738376983
It's the only way to cure the gays

not being a faggot about open ended questions, one of my toes. preferably not one of the big toes because i really enjoy cracking those

>>738377423
How do you figure?

>>738372003
maybe my head

>>738377625
That you have mental problems? Well the fact you are gettinf a sex change OP is enough.

>>738378274
Being dead is generally considered the opposite of being cured

>>738378431
That's just a small detail, you faggot would be doing much better in the dirt.

>>738372003
fagot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu_sJqbwglQ

prolly torso dunno lol

>>738378607
I doubt that, I'm doing pretty well right now.

>>738378796
Where would you keep your organs?

>>738378835
Then at least take one for the team, mental illness is being too normalized lately, we need less bad influences right now.

My (anal) hair

my anus.

my dick, i dont really need it, i need my arms legs anything, i wouldnt definitely cut off my dick 10/10

>>738378868
keep organs in place, replace torso with artificial see-through torso
???
win

My dick, I just mastrubate all day so it won't make any difference.

>>738377168
Well that escalated quickly

>>738378944
Even if that were so, it would be rather a waste of effort in my case.

>>738379055
That actually sounds pretty cool

>>738377168
Story?

>>738379309
Well then let's meet up, me and my 12 gauge shotgun can't wait to see you!

>>738379348
like an aquarium you know, I would've gotten famous, and gotten rich... thank you Ron Bergeron!

>>738372003
head please

>>738379481
I meant a waste of my death, it would be insignificant, especially comparatively.

Also, I like how someone apparently so fuckin eager to murder some stranger is complaining about others' mental illness.

>>738379697
I am eager to murder you because I don't want my children to live in a world infested by degenerates like you. What is your excuse for being a faggot?

>>738379916
put me on your list next

>>738380016
why dont you do it yourself?
just curious

>>738379916
By your choice of pejorative, I feel like you don't know what a mastectomy is. That or you have a very poor insult vocab

>>738379916
Also, lol breeder

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If nothing substantial, ear. If it has to be a limb, leg cause that means free money and no work.

>>738380167
Oh, I am so sorry, I didn't know you were female, that changes everything. I honestly only read "trans reasons" and thought you were male. Because being a female who wants to become a male is completely normal and acceptable.

>>738380129
idk just can't bring myself to do it hard to explain but I'd rather just be killed or get killed

>>738380302
I am passing on my family name, what's wrong about that?

>>738372003
Nice use of the least masculine emoji you queer

>>738372003
This is one of the most retarded questions I've ever seen here.

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>>738372003
My fucking gut. Every other part of me is okay proportioned, but I just like pizza and sitting down too much.

>>738380581
yeah, i know what you talking about

>>738380644
Well you being this way, quite a bit. But luckily (or unfortunately) it will have little impact on the world.

>>738380581
The dude with "the list" here
What's the reason you want to die?

>>738381010
I am the owner of a big "unspecified farming vehicle" factory in eastern europe, I am paving the way for industry to come back to my home country after the government has sold everything to foreigners, so my offspring will ha e great impact, if not in the world, at least in eastern europe.

>>738380705
of course its not masculine you fucking idiot, its neutral

>>738381443
That's neat, let's just hope they don't inherit your character.

>>738381113
I just don't feel like living anymore honestly and don't really want to talk about it...

>>738381869
Well that's ok then, but if you can't give me a reason I won't offer my services to you.

>>738381869
c'mon dude, if you don't talk about nobody can help you

>>738381785
I truly hope so, I don't want them to get consumed over what other people do to fuck their lives up. But just for the record you being a degenerate, and others like you, are a problem that is affecting the whole world, not just me or my children. So I truly wish you fucking die, not a slow death, quick and clean. That's how we used to deal with people like you, and that is how we should have continued to deal with them.

>>738382018
that's fine every now and then I glance over at my gun and just think 'not today my friend'

>>738382151
I've talked to people about it and they just don't care they just give the same ass cliche advice of "it'll get better soon", "you'll get over it", "you'll find someone", or "just forget about her" so I just stopped opening up and I just keep my feelings/thoughts to myself since all I get is the same bullshit cliche advice everyone gives thinking it helps

>>738382429
Go seek therapy, it really is worth it, if you want to keep on living that is, it turned my life around, that's for sure.

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>>738372003
My useless fucking cankle. Mutherfucker being a bionic man is exponentially more faggot annoying and painful than u think...

That or cut my head off. I got a dui last night and my wife is fucking piiiiiised.

>>738382668
ah so pay a shitload of money to hear said cliche advice? I found /b/ is better since people here heave been in my shoes before, experience what I am experiencing, and actually help and give out decent advice as they have before to me but I'm not really in the mood right now (kinda pissy because of work and shit) and don't feel like talking about my problems right now

>>738382321
Of course, it's people that do things that affect only themselves to be happy that are the problem, not people with a chimp-like mentality such as yours that promote murder. Makes perfect sense.

>>738382321
Don't listen to thos anon. Hes just pissed moms late with the tendies. U fuck what u want as long as its consensual.

And for the record asshole i went and got cut so i dont bring a litter of children into a liberal infested cesspool

>>738382429
Anon i made it 31 years doing this. Better find a shrink or u will go insane and do it.

>>738383072
The drugs tho anon. Probably saved me from eating a shotgun

>>738384408
pretty much this

>>738384345
>Hes just pissed moms late with the tendies

Zozzle

>>738384408
I'm only 18 on my senior year HS but I hate saying that because then people just say you're a fucking kid and the problems aren't 'real' but we've all been here and I ain't seeing a shrink I'll come to /b/ and vent but all I do is work 5 days a week so it sorta keeps my mind off things and forces me to act happy/not broken

>>738384578
things can't really get worse for me anyway but life will find a fucking way as it always does if I'm gonna eat anythings it's gonna be my muzzleloader (50 cal) or a 30-30

My fingernails you faggot

>>738372003
All my fat

>>738372003
Appendix. It's vestigial.

My dick, I don't use it anyway

>>738378274
All transsexuals have mental problems
Assuming it's not for attention and boredom, gonads and the brain develop at separate regions in an embryo and it's all dependent on concentration and timing of chemical messengers. Its very possible for the brain and gonads to develop as opposite sexes, in fact it's scientifically documented. That being said I'm willing to bet a majority of today's sissies are just bored or whiny about how much easier girls have it.

>>738380542
That's a fucking joke you idiots. Male or female transhood is a cancer

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>>738387021
>this is being said by a person who has read approximately none of the scientific documentation and is speaking out of his ass
>mfw a fag engie like me knows more about sexual psychology than someone who claims to be a reputable source in the subject

>>738387303
Whatever queer, my focus is in ecology.
It doesn't take years of study to know about shit like kleinfelters.
>sexual psychology
Oh so you're a fucking idiot... Nevermind then carry on.

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>>738387619
did a gay man fuck your wife, anon?

>>738387619

Your focus is in being a closeted fag. Who else would care so much about the oncoming gay hordes but the man who fears that he is among them?

>>738387756
Lol anime poster you've given me a good laugh,
No I'm gonna die alone. But thank you.

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>>738387919
>I'm gonna die alone but I'm going to sit and brag about how I'm passing my family name down

Pray tell anon, how do you expect your family name to be passed down if you don't marry? You'll be reviled at best and your memory will remain only as a genetic stepping-stone and little more.

>>738387919
is "die alone" supposed to be daddy-issues-ese for "die in the loving comfort of my dominant husband"?

>>738387886
I've fucked trans so I already know where I am on the line, I want other people to figure it out.
That saying trans is a mental illness while technically correct isn't the end all be all and can be lived with like any other ailment.

>>738387919
everyone will die alone, you know. That you've chosen not to marry is nothing special.

>>738388218
It's not healthy to think of oneself as mentally ill; it implies that you are incapable and might as well be lumped together with the invalids.

>>738372955

>>738388404
Not everybody thinks of mental disorders with those connotations.

>>738388160
No it's that I'm becoming less and less capable of getting along with anybody, with old friends even. Mutually distancing ourselves. I had a girlfriend, she lost her battle with mental illness and I couldn't deal with it anymore when she wouldn't cooperate and stay on meds and what have you.

>>738388517
and yet people made a big enough deal of "autism" being considered to be a form of mental retardation to get it stricken from the book.

My point is that classification of illnesses is becoming more and more about what is and isn't popular.

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>>738388599
You can just tell us that the big, bad gay man fucked your wife and one of the kids came out with dyed hair, anon.

>>738388404
That's crystallized social stigma you're spouting right there. There are multiple examples of the mentally ill contributing something to society. Einstein, Edgar Allen Poe, Tourettes guy

>>738388814
wait a second, have you been shitposting this whole time you fucking genius

>>738388764
Haha I don't have a wife! That doesn't even make sense.

>>738388944
I don't know have I been replying to myself this whole time

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>>738389004
Then it must have been you, anon. The big gay man fucked you and you had a dyed-hair fag baby.

You're the big bad gay man; you're fucking yourself right now, aren't you? How big is your fist around, anon? Is your boyfriend's dick huge? I want pics!

>>738372003
Head.

>>738389128
Youre right this whole time youve been right 15 years ago i had a wife.
And I found her in bed with lance bass.

Only recently when he came out did my hatred for gays explode.

How did you know, HOW DID YOU KNOW DAMMIT

>>738389486
BECAUSE I AM LANCE BASS

Just kiss already

>>738390073
I WANT TO BUT THIS MAN IS PROBABLY SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER THAN ME